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jewbeloved · 4 months
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What it feels like to live with them in one big house 😭 ❤️💖😖
Featuring: Team Stan and CATG
Warning: Absolute chaos (It's ficking south park)
Gender: Neutral
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💙💚 The Main Four ❤️🧡
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💙❤️ Craig and Those guys 💜💛
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Oh my goodness, you'd be praying to god at this point If you expect there will be any peace in this house.
Your parents decided it would be a fun idea to have you all live in a big house together temporarily.
You will often wake up to Kyle and Cartman arguing and Cartman trying to get you on his side when Kyle is trying to prove him wrong about something.
Flour and batter everywhere when you walk into the kitchen and see Craig and Tweek making cupcakes, but Tweek freaking out that there isn't going to be enough for everyone and Craig constantly trying to calm him down.
If you want any peace, you might as well hope to go to Stan, Tolkien, Kenny, or Clyde..and maybe Jimmy if you're in the mood of hearing his jokes.
Stan would probably vent about his dad's shenanigans or him and Wendy's relationship and if you aren't in the mood of hearing allat go to somebody else then.
It's not very surprising that you and Tolkien have a great time spending time with each other because you both do your own things or play games.
Not everyday is absolute chaos though. sometimes you and everyone else actually get to have fun with each other with nobody arguing, fighting, etc. But there's no guarantee that peace will last long because Cartman is sure to start something like he always does.
Just give him that one death glare that Wendy gave to him when she fought him on the playground and Cartman will shut up.
When the days of living with them in one big house are over, you can't help but think what it would be like to have the parents living in one big house together but they aren't allowed to leave for 3 weeks.
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This can be seen in romantic or platonic.
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gloomingstar · 9 days
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plEASE DRAW HELLPARK CRAI G IM FOAMING AT THE MIUTH IM ON MY KNEES PLEA i ADMIRE YO U
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Day 28... ☆
Craig Tucker from hellpark/southpark :P
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naskaolgia · 23 days
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Wait- the ring on your finger. Are you and tweek married?
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Creek ask blog pt 5!
[Asks open]
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bloddyp0pp · 7 months
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Meanwhile on Craig Tucker's snapchat:
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(El esta feliz con sus flores LOL)
Extra:
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Craig: do you like it?
Tweek: *happy Noises*
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Tweek: Yes, I even made you flowers with paper
Craig: oh.
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Craig: That's why you have bandages on your hands?
Tweek: ¡!
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Tweek: No...
Song: She knew that she knew that someday this would happen that he would come looking for her with her yellow flowers.
//I promise this Listen better in Spanish
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ashlenghost · 1 year
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if Craig is an outdoor cat does he bring Tweek lil gifts from his adventures outside ?? :)
Creek cats + cat art dump!! (Sorry if I haven’t been posting much 😭)
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watcherscollective · 2 months
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achillescozycorner · 1 year
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Have some Gregory everyone ^^
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campsunshinevalley · 10 months
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omg christophe are you and damien friends also which camp do you belong in
ZE-MOLE: more like acquaintancez, hez only here because he could be proven useful to me with hiz fire
DAMIEN: I am right here you know >:(
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ZE-MOLE: acknowledged and don't give 2 sheetz.
ZE-MOLE: and i don't belong to any camp. Mother juzt wanted to be rid of me for a while, knowing her she'd rather I didn't come out of ze womb at all
ZE-MOLE: I'd bite godz fingerz off before I-AGH-
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DAMIEN: Camp Redwood, the summer camp for problematic children, little arsonists, fat kids and emos
ZE-MOLE: mother fucker!
DAMIEN: silence peasant.
DAMIEN: we should be asleep right now but Christophe wanted to go rescue his "prince charming"
DAMIEN: and i had nothing better to do so I followed along
ZE-MOLE: ze plan iz zimple
DAMIEN: dammit not again-
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ZE-MOLE: we go to ze borderz of Camp Bimbo and Damien burnz down ze bushez around ze area zo I don't need to dig around it.
DAMIEN: lazy ass-
ZE-MOLE: zen we go to ze cabin where zey have Gregory imprizoned and break him out.
ZE-MOLE: zen we sneak pazt zat dumb gay azz Counzellor, steal ze emoz car from zunshine valley and get ze fuck out of here.
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ZE-MOLE: zere are juzt 2 more people we need incaze zis plan goez to utter sheet.
DAMIEN: what are you doing? Won't that make a noise?
ZE-MOLE: zats ze plan.
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DAMIEN: there are so many other things I could be doing right now
DAMIEN: if we get caught or worse I'm telling my dad on you >:(
ZE-MOLE: I'd rather reazon with ze devil zan converze with ze unreazonable hand of injuztice god holdz.
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fennecfiree · 1 month
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I did it, I made the ask blog… LMAO. Go ask me stuffz. It isn't a self insert, it's just my OC I turned into an SP OC, hehe
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gempark · 11 days
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what’s your favorite season
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meph7895 · 8 months
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// Kyle’s Class with Kenny. //
Chapter 3 of Kenny McCthulu Au
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It’s hard being concerned for Kenny McCormick when his charm is his greatest barrier to hide his problems. Kyle isn’t immune to flattery, and even when he’s trying to get close enough to ask Kenny what is wrong,
It just takes a wink.
Characters can be asked about each other and the other happenings in their lives to influence the story telling AND to let readers know more information when they want. Within reason.
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jewbeloved · 2 months
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How would the guys confess to you on Valentine's Day 💌
Note: This is 3 days late I know, I was on a writers block and I was having a fever and I kept throwing up in the progress while my stomach hurted and I missed a day to go to school on Wednesday to do my test because of that. And now I got a massive headache, everything is just spinning at once I can't take it anymore. 😭
Warnings: Absolutely none.
Characters used: The main boys.
Gender: Neutral
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💙 Stan Marsh 💠
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Man wants to confess to you on Valentine's Day, he literally be eyeing his calendar and keeping track of the days leading up to Valentine's Day.
But when the day actually comes?
Oh sh!t, he's already in a panic. He doesn't know what to give to you or how to even approach you in general to confess.
He went to Kyle for advice and even practicing his confession for you with him. He knows Valentine's Day can be a really special day for your friends and s/os.
He doesn't want to mess up or make things awkward by vomiting all over you like how he did when he was with Wendy :(
He probably might go with basic presents such as: chocolate, teddy bear, etc.
He will confess to you behind the school just in case his confession goes up in flames and he doesn't want other people to see.
"Uhm, Hi..(Name)...I know it's Valentine's Day and all....and I was just wondering if you wanted to be my valentine...". 💙💙💙💙💙💙
💚 Kyle Broflovski ☘️
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Jews aren't supposed to have valentines-
Just kidding.
But seriously though every time this boy has a love interest it always ends up in a complete dumpster fire for him. (Not Cartman being the man cause for it anyways).
You and him have been good friends for a good couple of months and Valentine's Day has finally arrived.
This is his moment to shine and he won't let anyone ruin it for him, not even the fatass-.
He already got a big 4ft sized teddy bear with a heart box that has your favorite candy or sweet inside it. He also got you both matching outfits to wear if you accept his confession.
He probably might want to confess to you in the park near a big tree. (Yeah, classic romance confessions)
Please accept this boy's confession, it will literally make him the happiest jew in south park.
"Hi (Name)! I hope nobody else has confessed to you...or maybe they have. But I just wanted to ask you if you could be my valentine for this holiday".
❤️ Eric Cartman 🔥
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Cartman is mysteriously preping for something and not being an ass as his usual routine?
I wonder what's on his mind.........probably you.
He obviously doesn't know what to get you for Valentine's Day and he probably doesn't care so he will just get whatever he feels you might like. He forced his mom to buy the presents though! :3
He probably wants to confess to you because you're the only person besides his mom who puts with his psychotic behavior and rude nature.
And probably because you don't make fun of him for being fat😭
The confession will be in his room because he doesn't want the guys ripping on him for having a soft spot for you.
He will confess in the mostly lazily and cheesy way in the first half before actually being honest with his confession.
"So it's Valentine's Day huh? This makes me feel like I am gay if I was doing this for the guys, but since it's just only you (Name), I don't mind it. As anyone would tell their s/o, will you be my valentine?".
🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🧸
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He's poor asf how do you think he can afford even a gift for you?
He feels so sad at the times you give him something and he can't gift you anything in return due to him being the poorest kid in south park.
So instead of buying something, he tries to make a homemade gift for you with whatever he can find (He cleans the material he's using if he finds something useful out of the trash).
Definitely sneaked around alleyways and stole some spare changes from homeless guys so he can use it to at least get you a candy or snack he can afford.
Same as Kyle, he will confess to you in the park while bringing the homemade gifts and snacks he got you.
He wanted this confession to be special like the holiday itself so he took a bath in the river (without soap) and fixed up in his hair a little, not a lot though.
He decided to wear his Princess Kenny outfit afterwards.
"Mmmmm...mmmphmmmmhmmphmmmmmmmmhmmp!" (Im sorry Name...I know this isn't much since I'm poor and I can't gift the same amount you do for me and my family, but it's the least I could to repay my gratitude! Will you be my valentine?).
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A new banner for my new south park Masterlist that I will be making soon.
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teacookiesandpeace · 2 months
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All Projects
Hey guys, this is Hermis, organizing my aus and original projects here so that you can find them and read them more easily, thank you for the support and for all the love, I hope you have a good read
Once upon a time, South park ( outsp ) :
Conclusion, Do it for her, The hell finally freezes, Love, Looking for help, Young demon's suggestion, Changes, Hanging out, Who's next? ( test )
ArtificialHell
Part 1, Part 2
Imp Tweek x Pastor Craig au
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5
New projects will come soon, my focus is not only on South Park, I believe that maybe I will do more aus from other fandoms as well
New things will be added soon! =)
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naskaolgia · 26 days
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Hey guys what ya doinggg :33?
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[Asks open]
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allrisetosouthpark · 3 months
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Marj: you came way later than you said you would
Kenny: yea I uh..got caught up in something..I see you got new posters? Of..chaos. Why do you like that guy so much anyway??
Marj: he’s just really cool, I don’t know why you hate him so much
Kenny: he’s a villain marj.
Marj: yea yea whatever
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Kenny: hey also..I don’t mean to pry but uh, spdidnt your parents say no more marj?
Marj: yea they did..please don’t tell them
Kenny: don’t worry marj, I’d never tell on you
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Marj: Alright well that’s a relief, but uhhh since your here , I gotta take a piss.
Oh and don’t be looking through anything, especially my computer! I got some uhh..some stuff in here- heh-
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Marj: be right back!
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Well..I am kinda curious as to what new posters she’s gotten. And I don’t think she’s coming back any time soon.
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thegardenofzemole · 3 months
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'In that moment, paths entwined once more,
He gazed with confusion, a mystery to explore.
I beheld him there, in dream's sweet gleam,
The keeper of my heart, in love's silent scheme.'
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' Why ze fuck iz he looking me like zat? '
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