How’s Emma feeling after seeing Timo score? Are they in for a long night?🤭😏

Emma is glad she stuck around for one more game before the Devils head out on their road trip 🤭 He is playing so well since she got there!

But she is sad to be leaving Timo behind tomorrow to go home to Switzerland. She knows she will be back soon but these hormones make her cling to him. Not that Timo minds...

william shatner is kind of like a sith lord because he was born with the divine and incredible power of being incredibly cunty yet he only uses it for evil (being annoying on twitter and going to space for no reason) like we know he has astronomical levels of pure cunt coursing through his veins (we’ve all seen kirk)imagine if it was used for good.

In another, better world i know the Shatster is fulfilling his true destiny of being a guest judge on drag race 

Has anyone told @markiplier or @lady-raziel about these monstrosities yet?

So you could be a kid figuring out you're autistic and you will be told that's a trend and you're being led astray by tiktok or whatever, and then you could figure out you're trans and you will be told that's a trend and you're being led astray by tiktok or whatever, and when you attempt to get gender affirming care they send you to an autism assessment, and then they could determine you were right about the autism thing, but use that to deny you gender affirming care, because you, silly little autism, are so vulnerable to being led astray by tiktok or whatever, and still nobody believes you're really trans, and still when you bring up your diagnosed autism people still don't believe that either, even though it's part of the argument to say you're not trans. Because you know. Tiktok or whatever

🎵Troy and Abed in the mooooorning!!🎶

Something about Dismas being the one with barks implying he has vague memories about the Hamlet

Something about Dismas being the one who recognizes the Hoarder but can't place from where

Something about Dismas having unique barks showing For Certain he remembers Reynauld. That that's his friend he's trying to save his friend

There's something here and by god am I fascinated by it

For the potential AU ask: If LXC had failed his attempt to get NMJ and JGY to agree to be sworn brothers, but figuring the great sects still needed some unity, he managed to convince LWJ, NHS, and JZXuan to do it instead :D (you can decide whether or not JC would be added in)

Spoiled Brats Trio :D

(I'll leave JC out though since JZXuan is still trying to marry JYL ^^")

I tend to headcanon NHS as being 1 year older than the rest depending on my mood - in this case that would make him Da-ge and he will lord it over the other two forever.

LWJ is not calling him Da-ge. In fact he goes out of his way to avoid ever having to address NHS in any context.

LWJ & JZXuan are both pining at the end of sunshot so DA-GE!NHS WILL SAVE THE DAY!

By which I mean we will be having Twelfth Night and Midsummer's Night Dream levels of love triangles and misunderstandings

NMJ & JGY end up patching things up because between all of the messes to clean up and all of the alcohol consumed, they just understand each other now.

the darkest timeline is the one where troy left.

the timeline where troy and britta have a kid is the one where abed left.

NO!!!

#FREEBIGBOB #ACAB

Just had a thought: If Evil Abed wanted to make the main timeline just like the darkest timeline does that mean that he'd try to shoot Peirce? Like there's an alternate version of that episode where Abed just comes into the sandwich trial with a gun?

anyone else feeling sick to their stomach about anything coming out of tory conference

one evil goal !!! 😝

they saw one of their potential futures and they aren't impressed