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fortune-maiden · 4 hours
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thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird
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fortune-maiden · 21 hours
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Oh my god this story on Ask A Manager’s request for Machiavellian triumphs at work
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fortune-maiden · 23 hours
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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:
Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.
The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.
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fortune-maiden · 23 hours
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I feel sorry for the Xuanwu of Slaughter. It was just sitting there minding its own business in a too-small enclosure that didn’t provide sufficient enrichment or nourishment. It’s not its fault that Wen Chao tried to feed a bunch of teens to it or that it was trapped by a demonic plot point sword. Killing it doesn’t even allow Wangxian to escape! They’re stuck there until Jiang Cheng and Jin Zixuan come rescue them! Extremely sad day for jianghu monster conservation. 😢
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fortune-maiden · 23 hours
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the immense psychological damage I have taken seeing multiple people claim wholeheartedly that Marcille barely tolerates Laois, much less likes him. I’m sorry but even if you’re anime only did you MISS the scene where she frantically was checking for his heartbeat or
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fortune-maiden · 1 day
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official cover illustrations from the tgcf simplified cn revised edition!
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bonus illustrations for the book box ♡
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kuri huang, the illustrator, who also did the covers of strike the zither, posted the HD cover illustrations of the revised edition of tgcf on twitter! here's the link to their post on twitter~ make sure to leave comments on their tweet ♥️
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fortune-maiden · 1 day
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My god my girlies
MY GIRLIES. I am still crying, I am still crying about this. Every day I cry about this.
You bitched so hard about being forced to read 1984 in school when it’s so problematic (tm)
Maybe you should have actually paid attention when you read it
Because all these AI fics
You are LITERALLY MAKING THE GARBAGE NOVELS FROM 1984 that are written by machines
You have literally recreated the worthless soulless machine-made books
Literally,
Literally. Every once in a while it hits me in a fresh wave of disbelief and anger. You have literally created the dystopian book from the dystopian story about why dystopia is bad, and you are passing it around like it’s this amazing thing. I’m crying, I’m crying.
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Growing.
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Zoozve, my beloved
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fortune-maiden · 2 days
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I don't consider this scenario canon, in fact it explicitly ISN'T, but... a Meng Yao who is actually a year OLDER than Zixuan but realises after being thrown down the stairs that being a threat to his half-brother's inheritance would not only dash all his chances of acceptance but probably get him killed if the wrong people in lanling found out. So he uses his baby face to pretend he's 2 years younger than he actually is, a year younger than Zixuan instead of older. (Jin Guangshan genuinely forgot when he slept with Meng Shi so he buys the lie)
I mean just... secret true heir of lanling Meng Yao and no one except he knows it. What a concept.
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Something I find funny/odd about Dracula and the weird sisters is that Dracula tells Mina: "You have aided in thwarting me; now you shall come to my call. When my brain says “Come!” to you, you shall cross land or sea to do my bidding"
So he can totally summon vampires, no matter how far they are, to cross anything to come and aid him... Yet he won't call three experienced vampires to help conquer England when he's facing stubborn suitors hindering his job... As if he's been dealing with the sisters for centuries and just wants some me time. No, don't come it's FINE. I got this under control you three stay where you are.
The sensible reason: He needed the Brides back at the castle to maintain the stronghold and keep the locals terrorized.
The funny, actual reason: If the Brides knew how catastrophically he'd screwed up in England, Dracula would've staked himself and fallen on an axe just to escape the roast fest. He's not telling them shit.
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fortune-maiden · 2 days
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the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.
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fortune-maiden · 2 days
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The Aunties are back :D
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can't have shit in Baltimore
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Artist Kuri Huang releases TGCF CN censored print cover arts in full today 🔥🔥🔥
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fortune-maiden · 2 days
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little guys!! i'm getting the hang of this hehe fenglian 1st ver + flashback here
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