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“I’m not always worried about the future, and that’s because of my grandkids. They might actually figure stuff out, and - y’know - Fix stuff”.
Bob's Burgers, Wharf, Me Worry? (S14: E8)
#big bob got me sobbing fr#he’s such a good pop pop🥹#he and bob really are mending things slowly but surely and that melts my heart#they’re so good :’)#bobs burgers#bobs burgers spoilers#bobs burgers season 14#wharf me worry?#bob belcher#big bob belcher#big bob bobs burgers#big bob
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This art of Grani And The Knight's Treasure is just hilarious. Much because it is so accurate
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Big bob is so fucking cool
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NO!!!
#FREEBIGBOB #ACAB
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If you're wondering what happened to Big Bob in IS4, it confirms a few things:
Bob going to jail in the IS3 timeline was canon.
He opened a chain of grocery stores at some point.
He got out, because if you have enough money in Columbia you are Immune To Consequences.
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Fight Club Headcanons ✧.*
✩ The Narrator
ʚɞ Chews on his fingernails and picks at his skin constantly. They're nervous habits of his. He sometimes picks at Tyler's arm if he gets the urge.
ʚɞ Is a picky eater and that's why he's a little twig<3 He won't eat anything that smells or looks weird (unless forced).
ʚɞ Doesn't have the best hygiene. Like he tries, he really does, but I think he fails at it most of the time because he's so fatigued.
ʚɞ Likes stale potato chips.
ʚɞ He barely had a father figure in his life, so he's dependent on Tyler to satisfy the need of a "strong male figure."
ʚɞ Despises physical touch from people he doesn't know.
ʚɞ If there's a chance, he'll attempt to sleep anywhere. Like he'd curl up in a ball on a park bench if he wanted to.
✩ Tyler Durden
ʚɞ Has an oral fixation and that's why he can't stop smoking. He might eat candy if he runs out of cigarettes just to have something in his mouth at all times.
ʚɞ Has 10 packs of gum with him. Never shares.
ʚɞ Gaslights people on a daily basis and doesn't feel bad about it.
ʚɞ Overly judgmental but hates accepting criticism.
ʚɞ Secretly loves gentle physical touch like massages, playing with his hair, and fidgeting with someone's hands.
✩ Marla Singer
ʚɞ Gossips wherever and whenever she can.
ʚɞ I'd like to think she was a momma's girl who went off the beaten path.
ʚɞ Cannot actually be in love with someone. She likes the idea of having a companion, but love and marriage and starting a family is a huge no for her.
ʚɞ The type to buy scratch-offs and lotto tickets even though she loses every time.
ʚɞ Her childhood dream was to become a fashion designer or makeup stylist.
✩ Robert "Bob" Paulson
ʚɞ Is a huge sweetheart before and after joining Fight Club.
ʚɞ A great listener, but cries when you cry. He's very empathetic.
ʚɞ Discreetly purchases a binder for his chest because he's insecure :(
ʚɞ Keeps a notepad of dad jokes in his pocket to spread a little joy and positivity.
✩ Angel Face
ʚɞ Loves competing for attention. If he doesn't get it, he'll whine and whine until he does.
ʚɞ Annoying like 90% of the time, but for that other 10% he goes void because he's wondering about what he's doing with his life.
ʚɞ Serious anxious attachment issues. This baby will NOT leave a toxic, manipulative, and/or abusive person because even a drop of affection is all he craves.
ʚɞ Has some level of body dysmorphia.
#fight club#fight club headcanons#headcanon#narrator fight club#tyler durden#marla singer#angel face#robert paulson#big bob#these are my babies#i love them your honor
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Grani: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Big Bob: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Mudrock: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Big Bob: Good thinking.
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Fresh Meat: Big 'Bert Belcher (Big Bob)
I really enjoy imagining the toxic parallels between Fresh Meat and canon Bob's but I do worry about how it may come across online. I don't want FM to come off as needlessly toxic and abusive - that's cheap. I enjoy the complex nuance of what "toxicity" truly is (and how it ties into the fallacy of morality). Like,, fm!Bob still loves and adores his family exactly like canon, but he's a shithouse to "foodie" trend followers/hipsters (whatever term is used these days).
But Big Bob. Robert. Rob. Bert. Is a WHOLE other concept. I've really been enjoying mapping fm!Rob (thinking of calling Big Rob or Big 'Bert - to further highlight that Bob does not want to be like his dad) as a Traditionally Toxic™ kinda guy. Similar to canon, but more realistic/extreme and actually unpacking that grim shit and not just glossing over it as a "different time".
Big Bob canonically comes from a generation where the only emotions men were allowed to express were arousal or anger. He also strikes me as a man that isn't ready for therapy. So, with that, Big Bert's anger transferred into everything he did - including every interaction he had with his son. Like canon, Teen Bob worked in Big Rob's / Big Bert's diner. Thus, also like canon, fm!Bob faced endless scrutiny from his father, but not just for his creativity. For everything. Incessantly drumming into his son that you need the very best meat, and that you must cook it perfectly, but also showing his son reckless disregard for herbs, spices, and anything flavourful.
So like canon, Bob's father heavily influences Bob's career path, but because Bob wants to be nothing like his dad. So Bob journeys to reconceptualize food and people's relationship with it. It's not just a flavourless Farm Meat purely for energy and sustenance. It's an experience; a story to be told, heard, and honoured.
Unfortunately, like Real Life trauma, which implements itself in the least expected corners of your mind (whether we consent to it or not). It becomes a part of us, who we are. Bob ironically, and subconsciously, becomes more like his father than he could possibly imagine. Big Bert's ways are ingrained into Bob whether he's aware of it or not. And it is this which causes fm!Bob to lash out at novice customers, rookie foodies or just general trend followers (similar to his canon sweet potato fries meltdown). But it is this very neuroticism that makes his burgers what they are.
But unlike Big Bert, fm!Bob has never, and will never, be abusive/toxic to his family or loved ones (except teddy, but that's a whole other dynamic analysis for another time - but dw, it's partly healthy/consensual).
If the layout of my sentences is a bit scrambled/ non-linear my apologies, I'm not a writer I'm an abstract notes jotter👉😎👉 but I tried my best to make it readable to someone who doesn't live in my brain.
#bobs burgers#bob's burgers#bob's burgers: fresh meat#bobs burgers: fresh meat#fresh meat au#burger headcanons#fresh meat headcanons#big bob belcher#big bob#fm!bigbob#fm!bigbert
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Yeah yeah, all the new Operators are cool, especially the ones we got to know as NPCs first.
But we must not forget the most important Question:
Big Bob playable when??
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DID YOU KNOW that originium slug extract is used in Oripathy painkillers? You might not believe in Big Bob's Slug Brewing Exploits after he exploded our second pot, but We do - and You will too after you taste his latest batch. #LetHimCook1097
(This message sent to you by the Big Bob Platoon.)
normally I'd ignore spam but big bob is my MAN so yeah go buy his beer
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My favorite part about the new episode is watching the kids dynamic with their pop pop
The fact that this serious stuck in his ways old man just adores his grandkids is so cute
And the kids love him too. I mean they call him Pop pop
THATS ADORABLE
#and I know some people might say ohh it’s cause he gives them money#ok yeah they love the cash but they also like spending time w him#I mean hes the one who needed bench time not the other way around#belcher kids#big bob#bobs burgers
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I just realized
If Bob was able to be jailed...
He's been able to survive the Sea Terrors
MY MAN BOB SOLOS THE HORRORS
Did you truly believe that Sizable Robert was capable of any less?
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BIG BOB JUMPSCARE
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Really like the hc that Big Bob has been arrested by the Columbian government for tax fraud in the IS3 timeline, but only in the IS3 timeline. Like, the concept that Skadi gave into her seaborn blood and began trying to drown/assimilate humanity and this triggered some sort of domino effect ultimately resulting in Big Bob deciding to lie to the IRS and getting busted is really great.
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★ COMFORT HEADCANONS (part 1)! ★ [with the fight club characters!]
: ̗̀➛ how they would treat you when you're sick
☁︎ TYLER DURDEN
Tyler would be there for you literally 24/7. You want something to eat? He'll get it for you. Tired? He'll make the bed nice and comfy for you to lay on. He's literally the definition of "acts of service."
He's not a germaphobe. There's no way. He digs into liposuction dumpsters, so a little sickness isn't going to freak him out. He'll be glued by your side and even let you sleep on him.
If you refuse his kisses because you don't want to get him sick, he'll just kiss your cheek or your forehead all the time.
He's the type to hold your hair or rub your back if you start throwing up. He won't look at you, tease you, or make jokes. Even though it's in his nature to be a bit of a jackass, he's super kind in those moments.
While he believes rest is important, he'll make you get out of bed and get some sunshine. It doesn't have to be for long, but you have to at least go outside for fresh air.
He most definitely told the Fight Club members/Space Monkeys to leave him the fuck alone while he was gone taking care of you.
☁︎ JACK (THE NARRATOR)
This poor baby doesn't really know what to do at first since he's never really taken care of someone before. He tries his best though! However, he'll panic if you start coughing a lot because he thinks you're dying.
Once he's got the hang of it, he's a really good caretaker! He'll offer you tissues, blankets, and any other essentials you need. He will also offer to sit with you and put on your favorite show or read to you.
Unlike Tyler, this guy is a bit of a germaphobe, but that's because his immune system is so weak since he doesn't get enough sleep. He won't really kiss you or hug you for long periods of time, but he won't ignore you either. Maybe you'll get a quick forehead or knuckle kiss.
He'll take time off from his job and Fight Club to be at home with you. You're more important to him than anything else.
He will cry if you throw up. And he'll probably gag and throw up too. Just saying.
If you find yourself unable to sleep comfortably, he'll eventually snuggle with you. A week later, you'll be the one taking care of him because he got sick.
☁︎ MARLA SINGER
Marla doesn't realize that you're sick until a few days later. You know her, she's a bit sporadic at times. When she eventually gets home and sees you pale and coughing, her mothering nature kicks in.
She makes sure you're fed, hydrated, and well rested. She won't leave you alone- not even for 10 minutes. If she has to run out to get something though, she makes you promise that you'll stay in bed.
Marla only cares about you getting better, so she ignores everyone else. She'll have like 15 missed calls, but she doesn't mind. They could wait.
Under her care and supervision, you get better within a week! Marla knows how to take care of people, so it's only natural that she knew how to take care of you.
She does ask for a pack of cigarettes as a "thanks." That's all she wants- oh, and Twizzlers.
She tells you to wear your sweater wherever you go so you don't catch a cold again.
☁︎ ROBERT "BOB" PAULSON
He always has cough drops in his pockets, so he'll offer some to you. There's a variety of flavors to choose from. (His personal favorite is vanilla honey.)
Bob is the type of person to carry you to and from bed, place cold/hot washcloths on your forehead, and attend to your every need.
He'll let you cry in his shirt if you feel extremely sick. He might cry too, but that's just Bob being Bob.
He makes the BEST chicken noodle soup, there's no doubt about it. You'll be having a bowl of it at least twice a day.
He might bring you to the support groups while you're sick so that you get to experience the meditation part of it.
Probably spoon feeds you too.
☁︎ ANGEL FACE
He writes you a "get well soon" card and leaves it on your nightstand.
An extreme germaphobe. He won't go anywhere near you.
Okay so maybe he goes to check on you ONCE...or twice...okay maybe he's really worried about you so now he won't stop checking on you.
Holds your hand and pouts because you're not well enough to give him attention.
Gives you strawberry-flavored cough medicine.
Gets "sick" after you recover because he wants to be taken care of.
#fight club#tyler durden#narrator fight club#fanfiction#jack fight club#fight club x reader#marla singer#angel face#robert paulson#big bob#fight club headcanons#comfort headcanons#when you're sick#angel face is such a baby#in tyler we trust
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