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I’m film lovers
#donnie darko#jake gyllenhaal#fantastic mr fox#wes anderson#spiderman#tom holland#infinity war#500 days of summer#joseph gordon levitt#fight club#tyler durden#brad pitt#robert paulson#brokeback mountain#<3#film lovers#film bro#film buff#film
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✯ Showing Fight Club Characters Memes ✯[all gn! reader]
❀ Marla ❀
You and Marla were sitting inside the laundry mat waiting for some careless person to leave their clothes behind. The two of you rarely hung out or spoke, but when you did, it was to steal jeans and sell them. Marla used the money for cigarettes and you used it for snacks. It was sort of like "bonding time" between you and her. Not that Marla would admit that- or you.
She was getting restless waiting, and she didn't have any cigarettes on her, so she needed a distraction.
"Hey, show me something funny," Marla said, resting her head on your shoulder.
You glanced at her messy hairdo and chuckled.
"Sure," you replied.
You got out your phone and starting scrolling through your gallery. A meme that you made of Jack sleeping popped up. Marla's eyes widened and she started to laugh. She laughed for a while until she had a coughing fit.
"Maybe you should quit smoking," murmured.
"Over my dead body."
✭ Jack ✭
Jack was dozing off in his office cubicle, as usual. You were his co-worker and thought he could use a funny photo to look at while attempting to stay awake.
"Excuse me?" you whispered, gently nudging him.
"Wha-! Huh?" Jack jerked awake and looked around frantically.
"Woah, take it easy. It's just me."
Jack looked at you wearily and rolled his eyes. He was always in such a terrible mood. To be honest, he looked like he hadn't slept at all. Maybe that's why he's irritable.
You showed him a cat meme on your phone, "Here, I thought you could use a nice laugh today!"
He stared at the photo blankly, but didn't give you a response.
"Uhm... okay then, see you tomorrow," you said, quickly exiting his area.
✦ Robert "Bob" Paulson ✦
It was another full house at the testicular cancer support groups. You didn't understand why you were there. Maybe you were curious. A big man with an even bigger chest made his way towards you. His name tag said "BOB" in bold letters.
As soon as he got within two feet of you, he enveloped you in a bear hug. He smelled oddly of a mixture of sweat, perfume, and wood. You were being crushed, but patted him on the back since he was sobbing. Maybe because of his testicular cancer, or he got it removed. Either way, he was in dire need of cheering up.
"Hey, do you want to see something funny?" you asked.
Bob looked at you with teary eyes and nodded.
You showed him a meme from your gallery and he laughed slightly. You were about to put you phone away when he suddenly starting swiping from over your shoulder. Personal pictures, tax documents, the whole sha-bang. Bob saw it all. Did he care? Probably not. He just wanted to scroll.
⍟ Angel Face ⍟
You and Angel Face met at Lou's Tavern one evening. He was a simple-minded guy, seemed to be the highlight of everyone's night, and was easy-going. You two had run out of things to talk about, so you decided to show him a meme from your gallery.
"Oh, what's this?" he questioned.
"It's just a silly picture I saved."
He snatched your phone from your hands and looked at it closely. You tried to grab it back but he jumped away from you.
"What's your deal, man?" you fumed, "that's my phone."
"I'm just trying to get a better look at it!" Angel Face whined.
You sighed and shook your head, there was no use in trying to get it back at this point.
✴ Tyler Durden ✴
Tyler was working on his famous pink soap- the "yardstick of civilization," as he would call it. Lots of high end stores bought from him. He never told you the secret ingredient though.
He'd been silent for quite some time, only humming once in a while or whistling. You decided, like any good friend should, to interact with him and show him some memes.
"Tyler, hey man, wanna see something funny?" you asked.
You poked him in the shoulder a few times before he pushed your hand off.
He took his cigarette from his mouth and paused his soap making.
"What do you want?"
"I was trying to show you something, jerk face," you replied.
Tyler didn't even bothering looking up, he just continued to fiddle with glycerin. You guess that his reaction was to be suspected since he never really listened to you in the first place.
You sighed, "Whatever."
[END]
#funny#fight club fanfic#narrator fight club#fight club#jack fight club#tyler durden x reader#tyler durden#robert paulson#angel face#marla x reader#marla singer#meme#funny memes#lol#haha#so funny#they're having a whimsical time#this is canon now
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project mayhem busting it down?!!!
#far left is the mechanic btw#the smudges are terribly edited out in this#maybe ill clean it in digital#fight club#tyler durden#narrator fight club#f fight club#soapshipping#marla singer#robert paulson#angel face#the mechanic#fem fight club
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the two types.of blorbos
#shit qualitu cause I'm sleepy#fight club#tyler durden#the narrator#angel face#angel face fight club#ricky fight club#robert paulson#project mayhem#brad pitt#edward norton
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RIP Bob you would have loved top gun: maverick
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Brad Pitt + Edward Norton + Helena Bonam Carter + Meat Loaf + David Fincher
someone let me know where this is from!
#fight club#tyler durden#the narrator#tyler/narrator#fight club 1999#edward norton#brad pitt#chuck palahniuk#david fincher#helena bonham carter#robert paulson#marla singer
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Okay Fight Club as sharks 🙀‼️💥🦈
The Narrator- Lemon Shark
Tyler- Tiger Shark
Marla- Epaulette Shark
Bob- Great White Shark
Angel Face- Oceanic Whitetip Shark
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Fight Club Mixtape!!!
#fight club#tyler durden#narrator fight club#marla singer#robert paulson#chuck palahniuk#movie#book#mixtape#fight club jack#fight club joe#Spotify#fanart
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i need fight club mutuals IMMEDIATELY. THIS INSTANT I SAY !!!
#fight club#fight club 1999#edward norton#the narrator#tyler durden#marla singer#angel face#robert paulson#chlo talks
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My name is Robert Paulson.
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Fight Club Headcanons ✧.*
✩ The Narrator
ʚɞ Chews on his fingernails and picks at his skin constantly. They're nervous habits of his. He sometimes picks at Tyler's arm if he gets the urge.
ʚɞ Is a picky eater and that's why he's a little twig<3 He won't eat anything that smells or looks weird (unless forced).
ʚɞ Doesn't have the best hygiene. Like he tries, he really does, but I think he fails at it most of the time because he's so fatigued.
ʚɞ Likes stale potato chips.
ʚɞ He barely had a father figure in his life, so he's dependent on Tyler to satisfy the need of a "strong male figure."
ʚɞ Despises physical touch from people he doesn't know.
ʚɞ If there's a chance, he'll attempt to sleep anywhere. Like he'd curl up in a ball on a park bench if he wanted to.
✩ Tyler Durden
ʚɞ Has an oral fixation and that's why he can't stop smoking. He might eat candy if he runs out of cigarettes just to have something in his mouth at all times.
ʚɞ Has 10 packs of gum with him. Never shares.
ʚɞ Gaslights people on a daily basis and doesn't feel bad about it.
ʚɞ Overly judgmental but hates accepting criticism.
ʚɞ Secretly loves gentle physical touch like massages, playing with his hair, and fidgeting with someone's hands.
✩ Marla Singer
ʚɞ Gossips wherever and whenever she can.
ʚɞ I'd like to think she was a momma's girl who went off the beaten path.
ʚɞ Cannot actually be in love with someone. She likes the idea of having a companion, but love and marriage and starting a family is a huge no for her.
ʚɞ The type to buy scratch-offs and lotto tickets even though she loses every time.
ʚɞ Her childhood dream was to become a fashion designer or makeup stylist.
✩ Robert "Bob" Paulson
ʚɞ Is a huge sweetheart before and after joining Fight Club.
ʚɞ A great listener, but cries when you cry. He's very empathetic.
ʚɞ Discreetly purchases a binder for his chest because he's insecure :(
ʚɞ Keeps a notepad of dad jokes in his pocket to spread a little joy and positivity.
✩ Angel Face
ʚɞ Loves competing for attention. If he doesn't get it, he'll whine and whine until he does.
ʚɞ Annoying like 90% of the time, but for that other 10% he goes void because he's wondering about what he's doing with his life.
ʚɞ Serious anxious attachment issues. This baby will NOT leave a toxic, manipulative, and/or abusive person because even a drop of affection is all he craves.
ʚɞ Has some level of body dysmorphia.
#fight club#fight club headcanons#headcanon#narrator fight club#tyler durden#marla singer#angel face#robert paulson#big bob#these are my babies#i love them your honor
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insane doodles on baking paper. goijg crazy
#in canon angel face mechanic bob probably never interact but in my mind sunshinerainbows land they are best friends and go roller skating#anyways firm believer in marlon suicide attempt. important to me#fight club#tyler durden#narrator fight club#soapshipping#f fight club#marla singer#angel face#the mechanic#bob#robert paulson#tw sui#fem fight club
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Ok the fact that Kristen and Rob are both at the met and Rob brought hi gf...
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based on
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His name is... Well you know who and I don't think I can finish that sentence without crying.
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Raise the Rate, someone said.
Raise the Rate, someone said.
Around a gold and jewel encrusted table, sitting upon fine italian leather chairs in custom made suits and clothing some individuals discuss the economic situation of the poorest of Australia’s poor, whilst a man named Robert Paulson serves the drinks.
Centrelink : Keeping Citizens in Poverty forever, to keep the workers subjected too!
“My shares are skyrocketing, it’s through the roof, climate…
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#$1.80#australia#david jarvis#gold#home owners#italian leather#jewels#obesity#panlove#poverty#profit#raise the rate#robert paulson#skyrocketing#small bird#watering#writing in tongues
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