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#he is just trying to save the multiverse and ok sure he is a little aggressive but can you blame him#in his mind and from his experience TERRIBLE things will happen if someone messes with the canon#and this 15 year old is getting on his nerves#Miles ily and I love your dad#jeff? Sorry i suck with names#but hello#and there's a pretty good chance that no matter what happens#the dad can't survive#either one person dies or everyone#unless some insane movie logic changes that and suddenly that won't happen anymore but how could Miguel have known?? 🙄#is it worth the risk#across the spiderverse spoilers#spiderman: across the spiderverse#atsv spoilers#across the spider verse#miguel o'hara
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Lol just imagine a certain spider child coming home from school. (Aka me projecting cause my finals started this week.)
He was tired okay? Finals were coming up, school was a mess with the pre-test anxiety, teachers getting stricter about missing grades or a random haywire web shooter or eight in science class landing on the back of a chair or desk or whatever it was that day. Ned was stressing about this subject and the next, he just wanted a break.
He slumps into the lab doorway, bag sliding off his shoulders and landing with a thud wherever he just so happened to drop it. (On top of some abandoned project that had been downgraded from desk to floor after it was scraped) while he sleepily stumbled into the little section of the lab that had been claimed by him.
And so what if he just....kept walking, if you could even call it that. Eyes blurry, feet shuffling. He let out a yawn as he dropped to the ground, laying down and stretching out like a cat before curling up and getting comfortable. He settled himself and shut his eyes. He knew he shouldn't have sat down, he knew he had at least another hour of studying if he wanted to pass. But the floor-he was on the floor right? The floor was so comfy, and it was nice to lay on. The cold contrasted with his warm skin while he pressed his head against the hard surface. Plus it made a nice cooling feeling that reminded him of when he would stay out a little too late and pass out on some random rooftop.
He was later awoken by the sound of a coffee cup shattering and an exasperated yelp then exaggerated groan and finally an exhausted sigh from his dad boss. "Peter why are you on my ceiling?"
Have a nice day and remember to sleep and drink water you dumbasses <3
#iron dad#spiderson#marvel mcu#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#spider man#spider man home coming#spiderman#irondad and spiderson#Tom Holland spiderman#peter parker#tony and peter#Lil bit of Tony Stark#Remember to sleep children#And water yourselves#You can't survive off photosynthesis
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He hesitated as the child below him smiled and reached up. His claws rested right above its head and yet it looked delighted to see him. Did it not realize the danger it was in? It grabbed his fur and giggled.
"Puppy!"
...if he was asked, he was simply raising it up to help him infiltrate human settlements better.
#Khan a.#Zoroark Khan#Raised by Zoroarks au#Khan finds Akari in the middle of nowhere and is about to kill her (bc all humans deserve to die in his eyes)#But when she smiles at him he can't do it and decides to take her in and raise her instead#There was something about her looking... Happy to see him that stopped him#(when was the last time anyone was happy to see him?)#(this is bc I thought it'd be funny if Khan raised akari as a Zoroark and then got upset and jealous#When ingo drops the fuck out of the sky and after becoming the warden becomes friendly#the weird feral child running with Zoroarks. He tries to guide her into human behaviors which she finds so INTERESTING#Esp when he decides she's good enough to go into town!!! The town humans are neat and not at all scary like khan had always said#Ingo lies and says she's his daughter. That they had gotten separated during travel. That she had to survive on her own for a time#Which is why she's... Like That. Everyone eats it up. Gives her free stuff. Tells her they're glad she's reunited with her dad.#Akari tells Khan (who's only referred to as 'malice' yet) and Khan gets jealous as FUCK.#That is HIS BABY. HE FOUND HER. HE RAISED HER. SHE'S HIS DAUGHTER. NOT INGO'S!!!#But when he tries to sneak into Jubilife to steal her back? Bring her home? Do something? He's caught and chased out. And the next morning#Things are abuzz with the news that a black Zoroark had tried to break in!! Those things are so dangerous!! Say...#Hadn't the clans mentioned a black Zoroark before?#Akari discovers then (long after befriending ingo and months since she started coming into town) that Khan had told her the truth.#That these people hated Zoroarks. Feared them. But Ingo tells her that the clans have been harassed by them for generations.#That Malice is right but also he's wrong. And Akari decides she's going to show how GOOD Zoroarks are!!! How loving the are to their family#She ends up helping Laventon and Rei with the dex. She is still known as Warden Ingo's Feral Daughter. And everyone wonders and fears#Bc somehow one of the first pokemon she caught was a zorua she keeps in her party ALWAYS. Ingo thinks her wanting to show the good side#of Zoroarks is a good thing. Peace would be beneficial. He's heard hunters in the pearl clan discuss wanting to track down and kill#Every Zoroark and zorua to keep them from hunting the clans. He doesn't want an entire species wiped out!#So there is Ingo and his 'daughter' (who he is genuinely starting to see as his daughter) and then suddenly#One day there is a knock at the door. And ingo opens it to see a young man with a nasty scar GLARING at him#And the first thing he says is 'give me back my child' which makes ingo ???)#There were more tags but Tumblr said 'fuck you that's too many'#TLDR ingo has to lie to Jubilife residents and tell them Khan is his ex and the residents are LIVING for the perceived Family Drama™️
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Theory:
Honestly, I think the tadpole paired with extreme cranial trauma may have actually benefited durge in the initial aftermath of their injury.
#durge#dark urge#baldurs gate 3#namely because the skull is a very very enclosed space#so the tadpole munching and cranial trauma likely gave the brain room to swell in the time right after their injury without killing them#i like to think the tadpole munched on the damaged bits that likely wouldn't regain function during the first week with kressa for my durge#like maggots eating dead flesh from a wound except a brain parasite#granted they probably ended up being durable as hell thanks to who their father is/what they are#in fact I'm pretty sure at least 70% of their survival os because of their dad#but the questions that come up because of omeluum's dialogue are certainly fun to consider#because a cranium so damaged is no longer the rigid protector it should be and instead lets things swell and/or be out of shape if needed#and with an injury this massive yall can't tell me there wasnt any swelling
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#just got some of the scariest news of my life#my dad is in the ER and is being transferred for emergency surgery#and im at school. on call. so i can't leave. in a completely different city.#apparently 85% survival rate if its caught quick#god i hope it was caught quick#i just really love my dad man hes the person i talk to the most and will listen to me talk about all my favorite random stuff and engages#with me about it and he's the person i look up to the most in the world probably and im just so scared because im so far away and i cant do#anything but trust the doctors#im just. so scared#and apparently hes in a lot of pain right now and i just. don't want this to happen#and i just want to go back to when i saw him a few hours ago when he was fine and make sure that he stays fine#and idk. rough night.#prob deleting this in the morning but i hate telling people im scared irl and i need to tell someone that im freaking tf out actually and#that this feels like the worst thing to happen in my life#anyways yeah. going to try to not exist for awhile and pray that i dont run into anyone with eyeliner tear streaks and snot all over my fac
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ohh if you’re still doing the instrumental ask game, how about We Must Be Prepared? It’s by Brightam Orchestra. (You can find it on Yt it wouldn’t lemme attach a link) :/
Link coughed a little as sand was kicked into his face. He really didn't like the desert that much - it was so different from the bright colors of his home, the gentle sunlight and milder weather.
Also people weren't usually trying to kill him in the Kokiri Forest, a place he used to call home. Most of the time. Those club moblins were an exception.
And the octoroks. And the babas.
Okay, maybe some things were trying to hurt him back in the forest too. But it wasn't this hot!
An arrow flew by his ear, and Link focused. He goaded his steed to move faster, and then he wondered for a moment - if he was this hot, wouldn't his wolf friend, covered in black fur, be even hotter?
The panting certainly indicated as such.
Glaring back at the people in red trying to pursue them, Link growled. Then he ordered, "Get Scars out of here!"
Leaping off the wolf with a flip, Link brought his blade down on the nearest foot soldier, knocking him out quickly. He ducked around another attack and swiped sharply, startling a little when the man disappeared in a puff of smoke. He heard rustling behind him, making his ear twitch, and he rolled to dodge an attack as the person reappeared elsewhere.
More soldiers gathered around him. Link glared at them defiantly. He'd faced down multiple opponents before; he wouldn't go down that easily.
His wolf friend snarled, teeth bared viciously, and tore into one of the men, making the others jump. Link took the opportunity and eliminated a handful more, causing the rest to retreat. Then he looked at the wolf.
"I said get Scars out of here," he sighed. "I guess you don't understand that much."
The wolf's ears flattened and he barked softly as if in a huff. Traipsing lightly to some ruins, he nudged gently at the sick teenager.
"I don't know, Wolfie," Link said softly, bending down and placing a hand on the teenager's shoulder. "I don't know much about healing. But we have to find someone. Maybe we can give him this potion in the meantime. Can you help me roll him onto his back?"
Wolfie watched him, whining softly. Link ignored his wolf friend a moment, doing the deed himself and grunting as Scars flopped helplessly onto his back. Then he pulled out the potion he'd snagged from the dungeon.
Wolfie barked, pushing against him with his muzzle. Link stared at him, bemused. He pet the wolf reassuringly and moved to give the potion, and his friend barked again.
Link looked around to see if there was any sign of trouble. When he saw no threat, he stared at the wolf again, even more confused. "What's wrong? Do you want some potion?"
Wolfie wagged his tail.
Link bit his lip. Could wolves have potions? He knew his friend had gotten hurt in their escape, but he wasn't... well... dying. Link had seen enough people die; he didn't want Scars to die as well. Not if he could help it. And he could help it. Returning his attention to the motionless teenager, he bent down to force the liquid into his mouth, and Wolfie finally knocked him to his side, making him topple over and nearly spilling the concoction.
"Wolfie!" he snapped as the animal picked up the potion and trotted away. "Get back here!"
#you ask skye answers#lovely anonymous hoomam#writing#music ask game#Dad Squad#minus the dads#plus the sons#fairy boy#brother wolf#coma boy#Wolfie is smart and knows you can't give liquids to an unconscious person#it'll just make them choke on it#fairy boy hasn't figured that out yet; no one taught him first aid#these kids#how are they going to survive they're such a hot mess#Hero of Time: can take anyone in a fight#also Hero of Time: thinks pouring a potion into a sleeping person's mouth will fix their coma and thinks wolves can understand Hylian
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i have done everything to make myself as tired as possible so i can sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow but im wide awake😭
#i woke up early after sleeping late cause early class and long day no nap studied for like 3 hours after coming home and still im not slee#they're planning a trip at work to an amusement park and i need to find an excuse to not go cause#hanging out with them pretending to have fun is too socially draining on christmas too 3 hours of playing games and stuff#and suddenly im home changing my clothes and out of nowhere i started sobbing??? like girl what why??#idk i think it just feels very isolating and lonely😭#so i don't think i can survive a whole day picnic#but i can't tell dad that bc he'll just say to try harder i can't tell anyone really bc everyone thinks im just not Trying hard enough to#make friends😭#even moms like tera weird superiority complex hai sab aise hi hote hai kahan rehti hai tu#but the girls are all so boring and flat and un feminist#and the boys are so. perfectly marvari family guy i love my parents types😭😭😭#fit in nahi ho rha#ok anyway now that i got it off my chest i can sleep
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au where the faerghus dads in their school years end up in the same timeline as the blue lions from dimitri's school years and they have to co-exist until lambert's group finds a way to get back to their time
#DCB Three Houses Stuff#felix horrified at his father's tendency to sneak out of class to makeout with lambert#matthias horrified right by his side seeing his son being a manwhore#gunnar wiping the proudest tear he ever did cry at ingrid maintaining the lions' mental survival#dimitri is the angst of the situation bc he's not sure if he wants to bawl into his pillow or stay locked to teen dad's side so he can#spend time with him that he was robbed of. it's only right and just that dimitri brings the angst into the insanity#i would write this if i had the patience to sit down and actually write anything that wasn't dmcl#knowing me i'd just sneak dmcl in there anyway bc i can't restrain myself LMAO#im trying to write miklan and sylvain fics and im still being held back by dimitri holding me at one shoulder#and claude holding me at the other shoulder as they egg me on to make them kiss
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insert the had us in the first half not gonna lie meme because i watched a movie for kevin mcdonald and even though he was pretty prominent in the first half he disappeared completely after that
#move was sorry for your loss#it's on youtube but it's not the official version on there. that's a completely different movie#that just has its thumbnail#i mean it was fine. weird sense of humor that i can't tell if it's intentional or not#it was about a new dad who's not connecting and then his dad dies so he has to go#and fulfill his dad's will to get his inheritance#and kevin's the lawyer or whatever so he's there in the beginning but then poof. he's just gone#and he was cute and funny per the norm but then just gone. boo#kevin mcdonald#sorry for your loss#the kids in the hall#<<<< swear to god i only tag that on kevin only related stuff so that it has a chance of surviving getting seen#since there's another more popular kevin mcdonald that pops up when you search it
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#personal vent incoming to just get off my chest don't be weird about it#i've known since i was a kid that my dad was overtly abusive but#just in the last 3-5 months i've learned my mom was and currently is almost just as abusive#but she's just covert about it instead#all of my adolescence was about surviving my dad who was so obviously a monster that he was almost easier to deal w in a way by comparison#this is. what an utter mind fuck#there's also like. no member of my family that i can turn to for help#bc they're either just as bad or my mother has ruined any relationship i might have w them over time#and i also fear being a burden#so i'm making a plan to get out but god it's overwhelming thinking about doing it all alone#and the thought that it might take years to actually get out or get healthy#she's kept me isolated from any support for so long#and im afraid any family that could possibly help wouldn't fully understand or they would be just as bad as her#and it feels impossible to progress at all bc im living w her and literally filed as her dependent on taxes#like ik this is gonna be the hardest thing to escape in my life and i've already escaped a lot#but this time i have to largely on my own#is v scary#and she's conditioned me to believe that i can't make any right decisions on my own without her#and that anything i do is always 'backwards'#makes it that much harder to make a clear plan#her work schedule is so inconsistent that it makes getting therapy online (since i don't have a license or car yet) nearly impossible#to do it without her or my brother listening#that i've just felt trapped for years#but. i can Tell i'm getting better now and rapidly. more than i've been for a v long time#so the process is just beginning and i think even she can tell#which is also dangerous#but ik i can do this its just the amount of time and effort and organizing behind her back and doing it alone thats v overwhelming#but anyway#we stay silly
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When I was younger, older people told me I'd understand my mother's abusive behaviour when I became a parent.
Then I became a parent.
I understand her even less.
I got a complex baby just like I was and it's been rough and yet I've always responded to my child with empathy and love. I enjoy our fun moments and I act as the anchor in the storm during the hard times. I am a constant, and I am consistent.
I love my child and I make sure she knows it every single day.
Am I perfect? No. Absolutely not. But we don't do abuse in this household. We do not do neglect. Children are not abandoned and their needs, emotional and physical, are met with patience and care.
Because they are children and I expect them to act like children.
#I just can't even#My mum encouraged my dad to beat us as literal toddlers and I'm confused as fuck#If someone laid a hand on my kid like that they would not survive it#My mother never hugged us and would barely even hold our hands to cross a road#My child LOVES affection and so did I as a child and the idea of literally refusing to give that is insane to me#We were both abused as children. We both had shitty examples of parenting growing up#I've just decided my daughter is worth changing the narrative for#Breaking the cycle is intense and it's hard but it's not acceptable to repeat that pattern#You don't get to hide behind 'but I was abused' whilst subjecting a child to the same life. Not when you know it was abuse#I grew up in a household where my mum dumped the details of her childhood on me when I was 5-6#Took all of my sympathy and then gave me the exact same childhood experience
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View from Taipei 101
#i survived day 2 with my dad#feel like I'm having a character development arc#cause i actually gave him a piece of my mind today when he was being shitty#instead of holding it in and having a breakdown in private later#can't tell if he took it to heart or was just silenced from exhaustion after climbing to the 象山 lookout after dinner#never seen a man sweat so much outside a sauna in my life
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Idk if I can continue posting about Gaza. Woke up from a horrible horrible nightmare about it, started scrolling my phone to distract myself, saw a post about it, had an anxiety attack. Maybe because the nightmare was too fresh or my brain is feeling raw in general.
Otoh keeping away from the news is making my scrupulosity OCD go hog wild. Leading to me obsessing about what might be happening. I don't know why my brain keeps doing this, it's not like a rando with no disposable income in a third world hellhole can do fuck all to help them. What are they supposed to do with my mental health crisis? Eat it?
Doesn't help that I'm wondering whether hyperfixating on Gaza is my brain's way of reminding me that there's worse places I could be trapped in than in this fucking house with the deranged woman that gave birth to me. Although tbh it feels like a toss-up on the worse days.
#how am i supposed to recover from anything living with this horrible witch#sometimes i wonder whether it would have been better if Mum was the one who died and my Dad that survived her#and my brain immediately shut down bc holy hell he would have been worse#how can you be so glad that a person is dead while missing them so much#it's been almost ten years and I still can't believe he's gone sometimes#at least i loved him enough to miss him. i honestly wonder whether i'd even be vaguely sad occasionally when my Mum finally kicks it#although with our luck she probably wont any time soon#God doesn't want her and Satan doesnt want the competition probably#tw: gaza genocide#in which i make it all about me#tw: parental death#tw: parental abuse#personal#life update#knee of huss
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what to do if someone is sick with the flu:
• let them stay at home to rest and recover❌
• parade them around and drag them through the city for 4 hours more then they need to because your to lazy to go out again tomorrow ✅
– my dad apparently
#I'm so mad#I'm like dying in bed#And I have a 10 minute appointment today#But my dad is like#Sorry but I got to run some errands#You can just wait in the car#The appointment is at 12#We are leaving at 8#The appointment is 45 minutes away#I feel like all hell has been banished onto me specifically#I can't physically get out of bed#How tf does he expect me to survive 5 hours of the car???#I get car sick to
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Is it too on the nose to have the playlist for my Nosferatu who diablerized his sire start with Father by The Front Bottoms? And to have Roman Roy as the image for the playlist?
Yes of course but I'm not subtle
#failson in this context means a pathetic guy whose dad is rich but then he gets turned into a vampire and kills his sire#and then he's like oh I didn't think I would survive that#and then he's like oh cool I get to be gay now#and then he's like I can't talk to boys so I guess I'll take over a city#ttrpg#character playlist#vtm#vtm playlist#vampire the masquerade#Spotify
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i think that... unless some huge amazing sign comes that i should stay in california in the next 6 months (i win the lottery, find the love of my life, etc) i'm going to move to oregon bc even if i start fresh, i can go visit my grandparents or cousins or mom if i'm feeling extra lonely
#i won't live in the same town as them though bc. i can't survive on just walmart alone#but portland is a 30 minute drive for both my mom's side and dad's side#✦ ooc#anyway... embracing my spooky small town pacific northwest background
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