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one-black-rotary-phone · 10 months

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Dating Vance Headcanons

Here's the Vance post I promised. Enjoy!

Not proofread lol.

Tw for violence, bullying, bad/abusive home life. Swearing. Death/murder mention.

Okay, I'm going to be straight with you; Vance is an arsehole. All of his scenes in the movie are him being an arsehole and having anger issues. Vance is self-entitled; he knows he's the best at pinball and will physically attack anyone who dares mess up his score. He is not - I repeat, he is not - going to go soft and gentle around you. It's just not who he is.

However, he does like you, so he will be a tad bit nicer to you. And by that, I mean he won't punch you in the face. He'll hold back on the bullying. But don't mess up his pinball game. Don't do that.

So, you can probably tell I don't think highly of Vance as a boyfriend. I don't hate him or anything (not at all!), it's just that, like... Look at him. He is in need of therapy, not a partner. No offense to you, of course! If he likes you he wants you around, for sure. He just needs to take care of himself beforehand. If this guy asks you out that means he doesn't hate you, so he's probably less likely to bully you. So, I highly recommend nicely hinting that he needs to work on himself more before dating you. Please, for your own sake.

Okay, now that that is over, let's start on the fun stuff. Now, assuming that Vance is currently working on himself and has been for a while (which I don't really know how that happened) he'd be a bit of a better person. That means no automatically hitting/hurting people when they mess up stuff in his life. Sure, he still gets into fights all the time, but it's not instinct.

He will, however, gladly kick someone to the ground if they talk smack about you or your relationship. And by kick them to the ground I mean nearly kill them. Vance is not taking anything from nobody. You will have to stop him if you don't want him getting arrested (again).

Also, Vance is not a sweetheart. He will not buy you roses. He will not stutter when talking to you. He will not do any of that. You know what he will do? Avoid you. This man is acting like you have cooties. You'd think he hates you, and rightfully so. It's because he gets nervous around you. He doesn't let it show, but he has butterflies (and he hates it).

Surprisingly, though, once he gets help the relationship isn't too bad. There are ups and downs, but in the end he does put in an effort for you. Crazy, right? And you'd be insane if you didn't put in effort for him. After all, it's not every day you get someone like Vance to like you.

Vance makes time for you. Outside of his schedule of being at school and the Grab n Go, he likes to be with you. Of course, some of this time is spent watching him play pinball silently at the very Grab n Go I just mentioned, but I digress. Other time is spent wandering around town or hanging out at your place.

Vance especially likes your place over his. I headcanon his home life is pretty rough; his father is a drunk like Terrence Blake, and although he actually has his mother around, she feels powerless to do anything and has no job. So, Vance likes to get out of there by going over to yours.

The only problem is his younger sister. She's a toddler, and there's no way he's leaving her at home alone with a situation like his. So, he takes her with him to yours. And this leads to my next point; you better be good with kids. Vance does care about some people, albeit very few. And his sister is one of them. So, if you can't handle her well, then it's going to get rough.

I feel like Vance is the kind of kid to sneak out at night to visit you. Not in some romantic 'oh I missed you so much!' way (or at least he will never put it that way), but more like a 'I'm bored and feeling rebellious so I'm going to go pester you' way. He just knocks on your window in the dead of night and scares the living crap out of you. He just welcomes himself in and settles down in your room without a care.

Okay, well, with some care. He tells you to shut up so he doesn't get caught.

Alright, now onto PDA. Quick version: Vance doesn't like it. Longer version: Vance is touch starved, but he's also got an image to keep. If he's going to stay intimidating while still having a partner then he needs to restrict the lovey-dovey stuff as much as possible. So, that means so PDA at all. Also, it just makes him uncomfortable, despite the fact that he also kind of likes it.

He doesn't even like it in private. Even if he's crying he will refuse a hug from you. It just feels foreign to him, to say the least. He got it from his mother when he was younger, but other than that he's got nothing.

Oh, and by the way, he is never crying in front of you if he can help it. He's got toxic masculinity ingrained into his brain (like, c'mon, it's the '70s). It makes him feel, for lack of a better word, weak. It's the belief he was brought up with, and now it just feels stuck with him. If he were to cry in front of you, he'd try his absolute best to stop it. And if he can't, then he just tells you to go away.

He'd love it if you'd tutor him. I can't remember if he gets bad grades or not (damn the wikis for not having any info on him), but if I remember correctly he does. He doesn't make it obvious that he appreciates it (hasn't really gotten to that stage yet), but he makes up for it by getting you a drink or snack you like at the Grab n Go for free.

Actually, he makes up for most of the stuff you do that way. His main love languages are acts of service and gifts, so it makes sense he'd do that. Vance isn't a boy who's good with word, so just doing things it a lot easier for him. Plus, he can cater it to your tastes to ensure he doesn't mess up.

In conclusion, Vance is a deeply troubled young man. He's going to need a good amount of therapy before he can even think of having a healthy relationship with you. And even once he does get that, he's going to be very quiet. He's not one for big romantic gestures - in fact, he hates it. But he does like you, so he shows his affection through other means. But remember; this is still Vance, and you can easily take all that progress away. So, be careful and be good.

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petitreve · 2 years

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Vance Hopper x Reader: Perfection

Vance Hopper wasn’t a bad person. He wasn’t. No matter what the principal, the cashier at grab n’ go, the sheriff, the… well, anyone said. He wasn’t evil, he wasn’t malicious, he wasn’t a monster. He needed help, he craved help. He didn’t want to push everyone away, like her. The ONE person who never saw him as what everyone else called him.

His Diamond in the rough, his Angel. He’s lost count of the times she’s waited for him outside of the local police station. She was the only one who understood why he was the way he was. Vance knew how people were. Cruel, inconsiderate, sick, incompetent. He refused to let them, to only treat him the way they treated each other. “Friends” insulting the more unfortunate friends in their group. He knew with his home life he would be one of those unfortunate souls to be picked on by those he’d call “friends”, so he became someone no one would dare insult or degrade.

That leads to now:

“I just…. I don’t understand why you’re so against this?” The girl begged the slightly taller blond boy.

“I’ve fucking told you COUNTLESS times, (Y/n)!” His voice came out more harsh than intended, but he knew her of all people would understand. She knew how his brain functioned, or therefore lack of.

“Yeah but, it won’t be like last time, Vance. I promise!” In any other circumstances her pleading with her big eyes would make him melt, but just the mention of “last time” was enough to piss him off.

“(Y/n), I said I’m NOT fucking going. Just drop it and leave.” He knew his words weren’t matching how he felt, they never did when he felt strong emotions. Like the first time she said she loved him, he told her how utterly stupid that was and asked why she would waste her affections on someone “like him”.

Vance knew he was a failure, he wasn’t going to go far. Everyone, except his mother and (Y/n), made sure he knew that. He quickly learned that if he accepted it, then they could no longer use that against him.

“Vance just hear me ou-“ the girl began before the blond cut her off. Before either of them could react Vance had already spun around and pinned the smaller girl to the wall by her throat.

“WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU’RE SO FUCKING SPECIAL, (Y/N)?! HUH?! WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN PUTTING THAT IN YOUR HEAD, ‘CAUSE IT SURE AS HELL WASN’T ME.” His words flew out from his pink lips before his mind had time to process just who he was screaming at. It took him a few minutes of staring into those oh so familiar eyes to realize exactly what he had done. “(Y/n)… baby..”

The same girl who had sat beside him after all his fights cleaned the few wounds he sustained. The girl who his mother had told him to cherish and protect, up until now that was all he had done. He held her to his chest after EVERY cruel comment her supposed “friends” made about her or their relationship. Vance never understood why she spoke to them, or why she wanted to go to this stupid party. She was the polar opposite of him, the part of him that was influenced by her stupid romance movies understood, but his “Vance logic” side could never.

(Y/n) sat idly by as others insulted her, the second an insult was to be muttered out of some fuckers lips Vance had already thrown the first four punches. They truly balanced each other out. She was his clarity, his logic. He was her safety, her haven. Yet here he was, pinning her as if she was one of those brats who fucked up his pinball game.

Part of him wanted to let go, to apologize, to beg her for forgiveness. But deep down he knew, he knew, if he let her go, she won’t come back to him. She’ll run, as far and as fast as she can. She would NEVER admit it to him, but her eyes said it all.

He slowly moved his hand from her throat to the back of her head, with a slow steady motion he pulled her head closer so she could hide her face in his neck. The sounds of the broken sobs escaping her destroyed him, before this was only a terror that plagued him in his nightmares. His purity, his Angel, sobbing into his neck, clinging to the ends of his denim vest.

“I’m so sorry… I didn’t mean it, I didn’t mean to. I’m here, it’s okay. Nothing is going to hurt you.” He cooed to her as if she was a startled kitten. She knew his words were true, she knew deep down he would NEVER hurt her. He was just angry, not at her, but with them. He couldn’t stand the way she would come to him behind the school while he was with his friends, with her tear-stained cheeks.

Anyone who didn’t know Vance would believe the reason was that he was embarrassed by her, but he wasn’t. Seeing the one you would kill for come to you sniffling and choking back sobs to not draw more attention to themselves breaks you inside, no matter who you are. She didn't deserve to be treated that horribly, especially not by assholes like them.

Once her sobs died down, he slowly led her to the couch. Her head sat gently on his chest, her leg slightly over his lap. He wouldn’t trade this for the world, she wouldn’t either. Him playing with her hair, her listening to his heartbeat. It was perfection.

“… I really am sorry, Doll… I didn't mean to say the cruel things I did… I get it if you don't forgive me.” Vance tried to keep his voice from shaking as he held her closer afraid that any moment she would disappear.

“Vance… I know you didn't mean it, I shouldn't have been pushing you. I know you don't like them.” her voice was slightly hoarse from the crying, and her words were muffled by his chest, but Vance understood. “I won't try to force you to go again.”

Vance thought for a moment, he didn't want to go, but she did. He didn't want her to go alone though. The idea of her there alone, isolated, crying on the sidelines of the party as everything she says is ignored. “Or.”

He watched her head perk up as he spoke, “We could stay here, like this, and watch some shit tv.” hearing him speak caused her to giggle softly. Vance was no Lord Byron, but the way he spoke always managed to amuse her. “How’s that sound? Hm?”

Feeling her move closer to feel more of him, more of his warmth, more of the safety she so desired in this world. “Perfect… It sounds perfect.”

#vance hopper x reader #vance hopper #the black phone #the black phone vance #x reader #oneshot

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havocskies · 2 years

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Hi! How you doing? Idk if u write yandere (If u don't feel free to delete this!!) if yes could u write some soft yandere hcs for Vance? Have a nice day!

👻- anon

OVERPROTECTIVE VANCE HOPPER HEADCANONS

hi hi hello !!! i do not write yandere things but i will write overprotective/protective ! thank you so much for the request !

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vance isn't very good at handling his emotions in general so sometimes he's not exactly sure on how protective he should be , he just knows he wants to protect you

he cares abt you a lot which means nothing's happening to you. like at all

he's the toughest kid at school so most people don't even try

if they do though they're paying for it in the worst ways imaginable

someone says something even slightly rude to you? yea he's gonna make them fear for their life

he tried his best to keep his anger under control especially for you so most of the time he doesn't actually do much. they might get grabbed by the shoulders or thrown a bit but that's the least of what he usually does so it's better than the other option

when they test him however he's SERIOUS

pretty sure brady confirmed him to be a sociopath and that if you mess w him he comes back worse

so yea you're basically safe from pretty much everything

other than being an absolute menace to everyone around that he thinks might cause you an ounce of any kind of harm he's genuinely really sweet towards you

maybe not exactly romantic simply bc he's a little awkward (he doesn't get into many romantic relationships due to his habits of threatening people daily) but it'll be clear he favors you over others

he'll let you wear his jacket every once in a while just bc the happiness it gives you makes him even happier than you are (even if the scowl on his face doesn't show it)

he'd be hesitant to let you wear his choker since his mom made it for him but after a while he'd probably let you wear it while he could make sure it didn't get ruined or anything

anyway back to the protective stuff

he occasionally (often) misjudges when he's actually needed

someone bumped into you in the hall? they're now bumped against the lockers by their shoulders and being yelled at

very awkward conversation afterwards bc he'd try his best to defend his behavior

would make it up to you in some subtle way. might buy you a bag of chips a week later when you've already forgotten abt the whole ordeal

he's not good at apologizing like AT ALL simply bc he just doesn't do it often. the most apologizing he does is to his mom when he's at the police station again

his definition of apologizing after a fight between him and someone he thought was a threat to you would be him buying you something tbh

not many apologies through words

dude is horrible at communicating in general honestly

he would NOT be abusive in the slightest. honestly he'd be the absolute opposite

he looks very intimidating (and he is) but he loves being close to you and sharing moments when no one else is around

he's not too big on pda unless someone is flirting w you

then you get an arm around you and the other person gets a fist to their face

most romantic gesture you'd ever get from him honestly

if you ever had any bullies before you started dating you definitely don't anymore

even if you kept it a secret from him he'd find out somehow one way or another

he'd likely be a little upset w you for not telling him but he wouldn't take it out on you in the slightest

honestly it's all gonna be taken out on the bullies

he's definitely been dragged away by cops a couple of times because he wanted to protect you

even though he's not that good at communication from his side if you ever stated his overprotective behavior bothered you he'd try his best to fix it

of course he'd still let his anger control him every once in a while but most of the time he'd ask you for permission to beat them up before he actually does

vance has a dude hanging from the collar of his shirt and just casually looks to you for permission to knock him out

very satisfied when you say yes

whenever you say no though he huffs in a disappointed matter but drops him n just walks away grumbling

probably abt how you shouldn't let people walk all over you n he could've helped

still not necessarily upset w you though

vance would probably leave in order to calm himself down and take you w him bc you're one of the number 1 people to calm him down, his mom being the only other one

he genuinely just loves you so much

dude cannot stand to see you upset in any way

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tomriddleslovergirl · 1 year

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Vance Hopper asking you out on a Date

You and Vance both had a thing for each other. It was obvious, but none of you ever made a move besides a flirty comment here and there from Vance.

Right now Vance was watching you talking to one of your friends while you stood by your locker.

“Just ask her out right now Vance, before you miss the chance,” one of his friends said.

Vance glared at him. “I will. You think I won’t?”

He watches as you slowly head off to your last class. The only class you and him have together.

He tried to focus in class, but his eyes flickered over to your form.

You didn’t notice that anything was wrong with Vance. Like always, you both passed notes to each other, and you helped him when he needed help.

When the bell rang and everyone started leaving class he pulled you aside.

“Wanna go out with me?” he asked.

At first you were confused. You and Vance always hang out together. But then you realized that by hanging out, he meant by hanging out in a more than friends way.

He shoved his hands into his pockets. A slightly annoyed look took over his features. “You don’t have to, if you don’t want to. It’s whatever.”

“No,” you quickly said. “I’d like to go out with you, too.”

His shoulders relaxed. “Cool. Let’s go.”

“Wait, right now?”

#vance hopper x reader #vance hopper #the black phone x reader #the black phone #the black phone vance

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finn8yblak3xo · 1 year

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(Tbp) what their pet names for each other would be.

Finney Blake

My love

your nickname

sweetheart

hunny

Your nicknames for him

Finn

finnegan

lover boy

my love

Robin Arellano

mi amor

love

princess

precious

your nicknames for him

bby

robby

rob (even tho he hates hit bc it sound old)

Robinhood

Bruce Yamada

jewel

cutie

angel

little lady

your nicknames for him

brucie

baby

prince

bae

Vance hopper

baby doll

baby girl

queen

one and only

your nicknames for him

Pinball Vance

king

lovely

partner in crime

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Yo ppl, sorry I haven’t posted in a while it’s bc I got logged out of my bloody account🥲

but hope you enjoy the prefence thing!

-finn8yblak3xo

#finn8yblak3x #finney blake #finney blake x reader #robin arellano #robin arellano x reader #tbp #the black phone #the black phone fandom #the black phone imagine #bruce yamada #tbp vance #vance hopper #the black phone bruce #the black phone vance #vance x reader

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redroses07 · 1 year

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Real First Date//Vance Hopper

Vance Hopper X Fem!reader

Summary: Vance and reader are best friends and he asks to hang out after school, but she thinks he wants it to be something more

Content Warning: swearing, kissing

Word count: 1.6k

A/N: Y'all...I don't know how I ended up writing this, but I actually really like it. Sorry if there's any typos, I wrote this whole thing in like a day (that's a record for me). And I apologize if anything seems out of character, it's really hard to write for Vance since he had like six minutes of screen time, so like 75% is based on head canons. Anyways, this is already too long, so I hope you enjoy the fic!!! Happy belated New Years!!! 🥰

You looked into the mirror, your critical reflection staring back at you. You looked like a mess. You sighed loudly, letting your face fall into your hands.

"My god, why the hell do I care so much?" You complained to yourself. After all, you were just going to hang out with your best friend...it's not like you hadn't done this a million times before.

Right?

No.

For some reason, this time was different. It all started after school. You met up with, Vance, your best friend after class. Although this wasn't unusual, you did this every day. Vance was extra quiet, which concerned you cause he usually never shut his mouth.

You asked him if he was okay. He shrugged in response, avoiding eye contact.

"Actually, can I ask you something" He huffed.

You said yes, and he proceeded to ask you if you wanted to go rollerskating with him after school.

"I know it's stupid, you don't have to say yes." You remember him saying.

"Of course I'll go, why would I say no?" You replied

"I don't know...I just thought never mind, see ya later." He said before turning to walk the other way.

You spent the whole walk home, and several hours after thinking about how weird the exchange was.

Why was he so nervous? You had never known Vance Hopper to be nervous about anything. It wasn't unusual for you to hang out after school...in fact you did almost every Friday.

Maybe it wasn't just a regular hang out to him, maybe he wanted it to be something more.

You thought about how Vance seemed to have a soft spot for you. Of course the boy had anger issues, he couldn't go a week without getting into a fight, sometimes even with his friends.

But with all the times you had gotten on his nerves, or done something that should make him angry, he had never lost his temper on you.

You used to brush that off as simply a friendship thing. After all, most people don't like to fight with their best friends, but maybe...you weren't just his best friend. You didn't know why but that thought made your heart skip a beat.

You decided to push the thoughts aside as you got ready to leave.

But now you found yourself sitting here, with a knot in your stomach. You looked at the clock next to your bed and realized you had to get going, so you gave your hair one last comb through, put on your shoes, and headed out the door.

The roller rink was within walking distance of your house, as were most places in your small town.

The wind whipped through your hair, making the extra brushing you had done pointless. You sighed in annoyance and continued walking.

When you finally approached the florescent lights of the roller rink you saw Vance waiting near the entrance.

You quickly combed your fingers through your hair, and walked up to him.

"Hey." you said happily.

"Finally, what took so long? I've been waiting here for like twenty minutes." Vance complained, crossing his arms over his chest.

"I think someone needs to learn some patience." You snapped.

"Shut up, asshole." He shoved you slightly, a small smile tugging at his lips.

You mindlessly grabbed his hand and pulled him through the door. The place was crowded, as to be expected, it was a Friday night after all. The music was at full volume, the bass echoing off the walls of the building.

You looked down and realized you were still holding Vance's hand, you shook it off and shoved your hand in your pocket nervously.

You saw Vance side eye you, and he looked almost embarrassed...

"Come on, let's go rent some skates." He said, beginning to walk towards the front desk.

After the two of you paid for your skates you put them on, and made your way over to the rink.

"Is now a bad time to mention that I've never been skating before?" You said nervously, this was something that hadn't crossed your mind until now.

"Seriously?" Vance said, rolling his eyes.

You smiled sheepishly, blushing slightly.

"It's easy, here, I'll show you how." Vance exclaimed as he stepped into the rink. He extended his left hand, and you took it.

As you stepped onto the rink, it felt like you were standing on a giant slippery magnet and your shoes were made of metal.

It was a fight to stay on your feet as you held on to Vance's hand for dear life.

"Oh my god, how the hell do people do this." you complained.

"Well you've gotta stop moving around so much." he said in annoyance, taking his remaining arm and wrapping it around your waist to support you. You felt your heart rate increase as he did this, and you realized this was the first time you had ever been this close to him.

Despite the nervousness you were feeling from the fact that you could barely stand, his presence seemed to calm you.

"Isn't moving around what you're supposed to do?" you shoot back.

"Ugh, shut up and just listen to me." He snapped, tightening his grip on your waist.

you stopped moving, and regained your balance. You took a deep breath and tried to move forward, you rolled a couple feet without error.

"There you go." Vance said letting go of your waist.

You began to feel confident and sped up.

"Do you think I can let go now?" Vance asked as he loosed his grip on your hand.

"Yeah...yeah I think so." You didn't want to admit it, but you would've held his hand longer. Although, not because you needed it for balance.

As he let go you decided to skate ahead of Vance. In overconfidence you decided to turn around so you could face him.

"Hey look I'm-" You started, but you lost balance again and rolled straight into Vance.

He instinctively reached his arms out and caught you, preventing you from falling flat on your face. You gripped his shoulders tightly, as he was the only reason you were standing upright. You looked up and found your face inches from his.

Your face turned red with embarrassment.

"Sorry." You mumbled.

He smiled softly, his icy blue eyes pouring into yours. And for a moment you thought he was going to kiss you.

"Move it, love birds." Some guy yelled at the two of you. You tore your eyes away from Vance's, and realized that you had been totally blocking people's path.

"We are moving, asshole." Vance yelled.

You moved forward and faced the front again, balancing yourself. You grabbed Vance's hand and intertwined your fingers. He looked at you, slightly confused.

"I think I'll need this for a little while longer." you said softly.

The two of you spent the next hour skating and talking, without a care in the world.

When you were done, you put up your skates and headed out the door. The early spring air was perfect, not too warm and not too cold. You took a deep breath and took in your surroundings.

"Wanna take a walk?" Vance asked, running a hand through his messy blonde curls.

"Always." you replied.

You followed him as he walked towards the park. The two of you walked in silence, which was uncommon. The park was pretty much empty due to the time of day. A few dim streetlights illuminated the sidewalk, making it easy to see where you were going.

"Here, do you want to sit down." you suggested as you approached a bench.

He agreed and sat down next to you.

"So..." he began, turning to face you.

"So?" you replied with a smile.

"Listen...there's something I've gotta say." Vance began. He took your hands in both of his, and you hoped he was going to say what you were thinking.

"We've known each other for a long time...and...I...oh my god this is fucking stupid I don't know what I'm doing." He sighed, this was one of the few times you had seen him falter. He always knew what he wanted to say or do, and seeing him be so unsure was a strange experience.

"Vance." you said, removing your hands from his and reaching up to cup his face.

His breath hitched as you made contact, and he looked down at you. There was a moment of silence as you contemplated your next choice of words.

You took that moment to study his every feature. The way his eyes looked at you with pure admiration, the few blonde curls that had fallen over his face, his slightly parted lips.

Well...you thought to yourself, actions do speak louder than words.

You took a leap of faith and connected your lips with his. The kiss was soft and short, but your lips seemed to fit together perfectly like two pieces of a puzzle.

When you parted, you couldn't find any words to fill the silence.

"I think you read my mind." Vance chuckled.

"Yeah..I'm good about that, with you at least." You said, looking towards the ground, trying to hide your beet red face.

"Hey." Vance whispered. He brushed his fingers under your chin, and tilted your head up to face him. He softly touched his thumb to your lips before tackling you with a second kiss.

This kiss was harsh, passionate, and just better overall. He placed his hands on opposite sides of your face. You rested your head in his hands, increasing the effect of the kiss.

You broke apart slowly, and continued to lean into him.

"I should be getting home soon." You said reluctantly.

"That's okay, I'll walk you." Vance offered as he stood up.

You rose from your seat and stood next to him. He put an arm around your waist, and the two of you began to walk down the sidewalk.

You couldn't help but smile to yourself, this had been a real date after all.

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rosettastarlight · 1 year

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I saw someone once headcanon and write Vance Hopper as catholic, and I’m sorry, but since it’s someone as violent as Vance, all I can think of is that scene from modern family:

Vance: What? First you smash it *beats with a shovel* and then you cut the head off! *squishing sound*

Bruce, recounting it to the crew later: Just like it was nothing to him...

Vance: *hands shovel to Bruce* I’m off to church now!

Bruce, still remembering: He left the head out there as message to the others.

#incorrect quotes #the black phone #the black phone vance #vance the black phone #the black phone 2022 #tbp vance #vance hopper #bruce yamada #tbp bruce #the black phone bruce

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pastelplasters · 2 years

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Posted this drawing on Instagram and was interacted with by the actors of, Billy, vance, Robin, Bruce, finney and gwen!! <3

#The black phone #vance hopper #the grabber #scott derrickson #ethan hawke #the black phone #black phone #The black phone vance #The black phone billy #Billy The paperboy #Paperboy #The black phone Robin #I almost gave up on the drawing 😭

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deadbydad · 1 year

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*Bruce and Vance skipping rocks at a lake* Bruce: It's such a nice evening Vance, throwing rocks at the water: Take that you stupid fucking lake!

#brance #bruce x vance #vance x bruce #vance hopper #bruce yamada #vance the black phone #bruce the black phone #the black phone vance #the black phone bruce #the black phone #tbp vance #tbp bruce

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bittersweet-honeysuckle · 2 years

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HE WAS THIRTEEN, HE NEEDED HELP WITH HIS MATH HOMEWORK BECAUSE HIS TEACHER TALKED TO FAST, HE WAS GETTING SNACKS FOR HIM AND FINNEY! HE WANTED TO WATCH TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE WITH FINNEY!

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vancesmainbitch · 2 years

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hi hi hello !!! if you do hcs could you write some w vance x a reader that's VERY good at messing people up mentally ? like the mean girl of sorts. it could be romantic or platonic whatever you want, but basically they're besties n just inseparable n getting on one's bad side means getting on both's bad side which means you're basically done for already. i had this idea a while ago n i love it sm omg ! also the reader could be gender neutral or fem or masc i don't rlly care 😋😋

ahhh yessss I'll try my best and I'm so sorry if they are really bad. I'm writing this while super tired <333

This will be a gn!reader cus then anyone who wants too, can read it :)

•both of you have practically grown up together so you basically have the same personality/ traits

•if there was anyone, and I mean ANYONE who annoyed you in the slightest, they would be in for one hell of a ride.

•not only would they have managed to piss you off, they would then have pissed Vance off and as we all know, that does not end well.

•(this one's a romantic one kinda) when yous are dating and someone that fancies you, even breathes in your direction, Vance is automatically pissed and then you become pissed. So basically both of you are pissed and no one can stop either of you from punching someone

•you will purposefully degrade a bitch till there is nothing left if she even tried to speak a word of affection to Vance

•i kinda feel like if one of yous was beyond pissed the other would sit back and watch a full on fight break out or join in if someone tried to stop it

•if someone even uttered a single bad thing about either of you that person leaves with either; an incredibly bruised ego, a broken arm, a shit ton of people now hating them or, a death wish

• (this one's a platonic one) if someone tried to say that they don't think you and Vance should hang out with eachother, you'd most likely laugh in their face and say something that would make them question their purpose

that's all I can think of for now. Again sorry if this is bad or cringe but I tried.

Have a good day/night <3

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oh-no-another-black-phone-blog · 1 year

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My Vance Hopper Headcanons

Vance's favourite band is Black Sabbath.

Going against the crowd here I like to say Vance has supportive parents; they don't understand it but if it gets their son out of bed in the morning then it gets their son out of bed in the morning.

Has a sweet tooth for strawberry flavoured candy. Will deny it and insist his favourite food is bacon for masculinity reasons.

He prefers the arcae machines over The Magnavox Odyssey. Insists nothing beats the feel of pulling the handle to start a game of pinball.

Has anger issues due to some severe bullying that took place before he entered Junior High.

He will complain the entire time he's "forced" to spend time with his parents but secretly he enjoys it.

Dad head pats and mom hugs are his go to comfort after bad days.

The only teacher he hasn't gotten into trouble with is his art teacher. Art teacher taught him to put his rage into drawing.

Though he has been grounded a few times because he wasted paint at home by throwing it against the room in frustration. The carpets in his room have paint stains.

Sings Children of the Grave like its his theme song.

Tried to learn guitar but he wasn't immediately good so he gave up.

His hair is naturally straight so he's often wetting his hands and scrunching it or will reluctantly sit in front of his mother while she fixes it up for him. Secretly loves it because who doesn't love their hair being played with?

Can actually bake fairly well.

People compliment his mother's baking and it takes every ounce of will power to not blurt that he was the one who made the food.

Forever burning eggs and bacon when he tries to make breakfast though.

Came home with a cat, refused to put cat back outside. Her name is Ozzy.

#vance hopper #the black phone #the black phone vance #headcanons #vance hopper headcanons

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2lisa-quinn2 · 2 years

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Brance is growing every day AND IM HERE FOR IT

Fuck I just realized I accidentally wrote “stanging” instead of “standing” :,0

#the black phone #the black phone 2022 #the black phone (2022)#bruce yamada #the black phone bruce #vance hopper #the black phone vance #the black phone art #bruce yamada art #vance hopper art #brance #art #gay love #billy showalter #paperboy #robin arellano

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one-black-rotary-phone · 5 months

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For context: Vance’s actor stated that Vance’s dad isn’t in his life and that’s the primary source of Vance’s anger problems, meaning Vance canonically has daddy issues

Headcanon: Vance’s father has been so absent in Vance’s and his mother’s lives that his mother forgot his name. When Vance’s father contacts her out of the blue, it took Vance’s mother a little over an hour to remember who he was. It got marginally worse when Vance’s father was genuinely shocked when Vance’s mother told him that Vance was a boy. When she asked if he remembers Vance’s name, his father insists that it was “Keith” for about 20 minutes. Vance’s father also insisted that Vance was around 6 or 7 for about 40 minutes until Vance’s mom proved to him that Vance is a teenager via the year Vance was born. After this conversation, Vance’s mother shows Vance the texts messages and Vance makes an immediate recovery from his Daddy Issues

I didn't know his actor said that! I don't really follow actor/actress stuff lol.

But anyways, I have to disagree. If Vance's father really left that big of an impression on his and his mother's life, then she definitely wouldn't forget his name unless she had some memory issues going on. And neither would Vance. To be honest, she'd probably remember stuff even more because of the impact it had on her life. It could definitely cause some mental health issues for her too, since it did with Vance. And these mental health struggles would make her remember why she's struggling (unless they impact her memory).

And I don't think Vance's father would straight-up think his son was a young child, either. He obviously has to have some sort of ability to keep track of time (unless that's an actual issue for him), and surely he'd remember when he left his old family, so I think he'd at least have a general estimate of how old he was.

Also Vance wouldn't immediately recover from his daddy issues after that. If anything, it would make his anger worse. Finding out the one who fucked up your whole life doesn't even care enough to remember you? Gonna make you angry. And finding out your mother doesn't care enough to remember who he is while you're still struggling? Gonna make you angry. That's if we even follow that timeline anyway.

If Vance's dad did contact him or his mother for some reason, I sincerely doubt it would magically fix his daddy issues. He'd likely get really angry at him for thinking he can just waltz up to him and chat. Again, if anything, the daddy issues would get worse. Vance is not one to let go.

#cass' rotary #zelinksupporter #also how did he think Vance's name was Keith if he thought he was a girl #like this is the 1970's nobody's naming their kids gender-opposing names #idk. haha #but I don't mean for this to come across as condescending #tbp #the black phone #tbp hcs #tbp headcanons #the black phone hcs #the black phone headcanons #tbp vance #the black phone vance #vance hopper

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