Cosmic Wonders Beach Days 7/15

Family Photo ✨

put the dogs away

"I have been informed by my Victrix that I cannot go underwater walking in my toga. Any suggestions for appropriate swimwear would be appreciated." Roboute does not seem very pleased to have made this announcement.

i don’t know how much longer i can go on without reading a very detailed description of billy and stu oiled up sharpy :(

I was about to write a silly paragraph of oiled boys but then i remembered this degenerate wip of a beach episode which starts with a sweaty hookup so here, smutty oiled boys under the cut:

(ps. I do intent to finish this ficlet at some point, i just dk when)

August 16th, 1996

He’s covered in sweat.

His own and now increasingly Stu’s, rolling in drops down their chests and mixing where their stomachs press together. Stu’s skin is hot to the touch, slick as his bare thighs slide over Billy’s. He’s wearing those stupid, short little shorts, and Billy’s hands are sliding up under the hem to grab his ass. 

August has been sweltering. It’s the kind of heat that makes the air feel heavy, collecting on your skin unless you’re inside with the windows closed and the AC on full blast. And they haven’t even had that, not with the brown-out that started yesterday. 

Stu’s place is one of a few that still has power, turns out he’s just far enough out of town to be on a different grid. He’s always lucky like that, isn’t he? So now Randy, Tatum, and Sid are here, laying around in the living room watching movies at a reasonable temperature. Not him though, and not Stu. They were five minutes ago, but the moment Stu came back inside after driving to pick up the girls Billy lost his mind a little. He’s been doing that a lot lately. 

It’s the way he fucking smells. He thinks he should probably hate it, it’s an unapologetically masculine scent, just deodorant and sweat but fuck he really doesn’t hate it. He could smell him through Tatum’s cloying perfume and Sid’s shampoo, and Randy’s aftershave, and it made his stupid mouth water. So like… 20 minutes into the movie he made an excuse about needing to go make a call to his dad and Stu followed with an excuse about needing to put food out for the stray cat that likes to crawl in through the doggy door in the garage. Because Stu knows better, of course he does. 

So for some reason they’ve decided to cram themselves into the garage crawl space they used to play in as kids, which is also the only part of the house that isn’t temperature controlled. The result is that they’re both dripping sweat, t-shirts discarded immediately with the rest of their clothes soon to follow if he has anything to say about it. 

“Ah, yeah-” Stu’s moaning, rocking his hips down, hard and tenting his evil little shorts, and Billy’s clapping a hand over his mouth. 

“Shut the fuck up, they’ll hear you-” He’s hissing this under his breath but it might be undermined by the fact that he’s also grinding up against Stu’s ass.

“You don’t want them to join us?” Stu’s eyes are flashing as he grinds into Billy’s palm. Jesus christ-

“What? Fuck no-” He’s grimacing, blood rushing to his face even though he knows Stu’s just talking shit, grinning like an absolute ass. 

“Aww, so you just want some alone time with me-” Stu’s starting to look way too smug. 

“No, I wanna get my dick sucked.” Billy sneers, shoving him to the side and rolling them over to get on top. 

“By me,” Stu doesn’t look any less smug as his back hits the floor. 

“Well I don’t fucking want Randy to do it.” He snaps, thumping a fist into his chest. 

“But you didn’t even consider your girlfriend.” Cocky little shithead.  He could just remind him that Sid is fucking frigid but he thinks he can do better.  

“Why would I when I’ve already got you trained?” He’s aiming for aloof but he can acknowledge that his voice is a little too rough, and Stu’s eyes go hooded.

“Well fuck,” He groans, too loud as Billy starts to rock his hips. “Oh- okay, yeah, I’ll do my trick, now gimme my treat,” He’s sticking his tongue out and it’s a stupid fucking line but Billy’s inhaling and Stu is everywhere, and it’s making him dumb.

Avatar AU - In which, the Gaang is at Ember Island at the same time as Azula, Zuko, Mai and Ty Lee, but no teenager on Ember Island recognizes any of them so when the Gaang meets up with Ozai’s Angels and Zuko at the party they just smile and bear it.

*at the beach* Kakuzu: Ah, this is so relaxing. Just sun, and sand, and the waves rolling back and forth ... Hidan: Fuck, this is BORING. Don't you want to go swimming or something? Kakuzu: No. I just want to lay right here. Go play with Deidara or something. Hidan: *pouting* Can't. Him and that puppet-dick are being all gay under their umbrella. Kakuzu: Then go for a swim on your own. Go get some snacks. Take a walk along the sand dunes. There's a million things you can do that don't require my participation, isn't there? Hidan: You are the world's worst boyfriend. We're spending this day together if it kills us. Alright, since you don't want to move, can I bury you in the sand, then? Kakuzu, sighing: Very well. *Hidan works at burying Kakuzu for half an hour* Hidan: There! You're in there so fucking tight Jashin himself couldn't get you out. Kakuzu: Good job, brat. This is so nice and warm ... I think maybe I'll take a nap ... *starts to doze off* Hidan: ... seriously? Shit, now he'll really never move from this spot! *Tobi walks up* Tobi: Hiiii, Hidan-Senpai! Want to go with Tobi to get some ice cream? Hidan, sighing: I may as well. Oh, shit, I forgot my wallet. *looks at Kakuzu's wallet laying next to him in the sand* I'm sure the old fuck won't mind if I borrow a few bucks to -- Kakuzu: *suddenly wakes up and breaks out of the sand with one punch* Not on your life, brat. Hidan and Tobi:

Pt. 2 of Neil experiencing things he missed out on growing up

When summer hits, the Foxes pack up and spend a day at the beach. They manage to steal a spot where there's not many children around and spread out towels and umbrellas into a big chill spot

Not that anyone stays there for too long. Matt, Dan and Nicky are in the water immediately and Alison with Renee aren't far behind.

Neil needs a little more time to warm up to the idea. There is a lot of noise (not the good kind of exy-stadium-noise) and it's setting off his flight response, so he clings closer to Andrew than he normally would have.

He keeps his bands and t-shirt on, not really comfortable putting his scars on display.

He joins the water group eventually, after borrowing Renee's sunscreen because he didn't think to get one for himself and Kevin wouldn't stop pestering him.

(here is where I finally think to ask if Neil can swim... Let's say he can for the sake of this post)

They splash around, throw sand at each other and play what's-his-face in the deeper water, and Neil actually genuinely laughs.

It's not too long before Andrew walks into the water. He'd rather stay in the shade but that would mean listening to Kevin blabber about exy. They are on vacation for gods sake.

He stays in the shallow area where the water is only halfway to his knees, a safe distance from the racket of the games, but Neil makes his way to him almost immediately.

They're sporting the same outfit and Dan manages to sneak a picture (parallel to the airport coats eeeeey).

Andrew says he doesn't like getting wet but he agrees to a swim around the buoys when the others leave to buy some food.

It's a quiet peaceful swim, even though Neil might have splashed Andrew on purpose a few times and Andrew might have splashed back but nobody can prove anything.

They come out just in time for early dinner, so they all wind down in the shade and get stuffed with tacos before packing up.

Neil still managed to get sunburn somehow. (so did Kevin even though he left the shade for exactly five minutes)

Oof only managed to fit one thing this time but I'm having a lot of fun with these (pt.3 already in my drafts)

I might use some of these for my "No cats on the counter" series. (Next story will be the Christmas Markets from pt.1 and then we'll see where it goes)

Round 1: Beach Episode vs. College AU

The Beach Episode:

Typically a fun reprieve from any plot, the beach episode lets characters bond and get up to hijinks in the summer sun. Plot-related twists to this trope are also fun!

College AU:

College parties, cramming for finals, binging shows with roomates: all things I’ve seen in college AUs

progress report: 800+ slides in, and the gang is finally at the beach ⛱️

This is a piece by Mark Brooks (I believe called Surferheroes?) and it has been living in my head for the past few weeks (months?) while I muse over a surf competition/beach day fic for MK. Sonya with a SF board, Kitana with an Edenia board, Frost with a Lin Kuei board, Harumi with a Shirai Ryu board, Mileena with an Outworld board, maybe Ashrah with a Netherrealm board? If anyone does art with that idea in mind, for one/several/all of those chars, PLEASE @ me. The idea has just been lodged in my head, won't get out, and we even have Lifeguard Sonya from Deadly Alliance.

It's on my AUgust queue, or a just-for-fun piece sometime. I just can't shake the image.

Cosmic Wonders Beach Days

Part 12/15

Just Her ✨

Coloring assistance by @alainpart

Omg I want to make a Dying Light dating game

I notice something interesting after I rewatch Avatar the last Airbender!

Did anyone realized, or notice that Zuko apparently got some cake's!!? I mean like just look at the girls, they don't even come close to Zuko!!!(except his sister)

I can't believe this detail slipped through my mind 😭😭😭😭

The Beach Episode

@askrobouteguilliman40k (and @ all other interested primarch blogs)

"Did we requisition everything? I have this planet and beach rented for a week." Robbee certainly does not gnaw on his stylus as he taps away at his dataslate.

Tatney beach episode !!

I mean sort of! I am hinting at them in my current beach episode wip:

(Beach episode teaser below the cut)

“Um-” Sid speaks up, voice tight. Here we go. “I really don’t think my dad’s gonna go for that.” Stu looks annoyed though, so that’s pretty damn entertaining.

“I mean…” Tatum speaks up. “You can tell him you’re sleeping over with me?” Sid’s expression changes in a matter of seconds as Tatum rounds the island toward her. “We’ll room together tonight, so it won’t even be a lie.”

Sid’s doesn’t respond for a second, and when Billy glances over at Stu he’s not actually looking back for once. He’s looking at Tatum and Sid, looking sort of fascinated for some reason actually.

“..Okay.” When he looks back, Sid’s clasping her hands behind her back. Tatums just smiling at her so he’s really not sure what there is to look at.

The heatwave is apparently gonna hit this weekend so I got the babies beach ready 🏖️