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Favorite Buddie Moments Per Episode: 2x4 Stuck
#buddie moments#the are insane for most of this#if not endgame then why all this#like madies line#dead#buck x eddie#eddie x buck#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 on fox#911 on abc#oliver stark#ryan guzman#gif#gifs#gifset#2x4#stuck
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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
#i will be doing this again if im ever asked the question like that again#i make a habit of talking to street preachers tho so im used to it. they tell me the most insane thing and i collect#their mark of the beast literature#*kicking my religious studies degree under the rug* come closer i don't bite
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noticed a dip in posts about palestine on my dash, so i think it deserves to be said again: palestine is not a trend. caring about genocide is not a trend. there are still reports about humanitarian aid trucks intentionally blocked off from gaza, meaning so many fucking gazans, a big portion of them children, are just bleeding out with no help. it just came out recently that israelis disguised as women and medics infiltrated a west bank hospital, at which point they killed 3 palestinians (whom they claim were militants. right). these people are living day to day without even the most basic utilities. anyone who claims to have “activism fatigue” needs to question why they’re so severely lacking in the most basic forms of compassion. you don’t get to just grow bored of talking about palestine. please never stop calling attention to the genocide happening full force in front of us.
#it’s kind of crazy that the most active blogs i see talking about it rn are literal palestinians who had to go through such insane trauma#they shouldn’t be the only ones who continue being vocal about it#bisan absolutely did not announce the global strike to signal to ppl that they can just stop saying anything afterwards??#i knew this would happen but i just didn’t expect it to happen so fast#please keep talking.#palestine#israel#gaza
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...like antennas to heaven
link to the full image
#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#ultrakill earthmover#creations of raptor#tumblr compression made the raw file of the whole comic look like ass so i had to meticulously split it into multiple images#the little gaps are mildly annoying but i promise it is better than seeing this in like 140p#the full image is linked though if you wanna experience it as fully intended#anyways#this is the most insane project i've done in a while#the book in 7-4 man . it just Hit#you were beautiful .#perfect closure .#the pages of the book are blank .#THE PAGES OF THE BOOK ARE BLANK .
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I am screaming look at these photos
Cut scene of Crowley sleeping on a WALL in his PAJAMAS (HE WEARS PAJAMAS ((AND BLACK SILK ONES AT THAT)))
(From the Script book) He DOES wake up a mess and he DOES clean up instantly (WE WERE ROBBED OF MESSY HAIR CROWLEY)
CONCEPT ART FOR CROWLEYS BEDROOM
I CANT
#I found most of these under a post by bowtiedino on X#i’m going insane#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#crowphale#gay omens#aziraphale x crowley#good omens crowley#good omens aziracrow#aziracrow good omens#crowphale good omens#good omens crowphale#you guys know EXACTLY why I’m tagging this with aziraphale#aziraphale good omens#good omens aziraphale#crowley good omens#apparently the wall was meant to be his ceiling bc of COURSE he would
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#queering the map#this literally has me on yhe verge of tears#like I know I'm incredibly sleep deprived and I'm just generaly going insane but this is...#It's the most poetic shit I've ever seen#it's the whole thing#'Surely I can't be the only one' Surely I can't be alone 'No you are not' you are not alone#it's what being a person is#mmmm :(((#words are so much sometimes /pos
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"Steven isn't solely responsible for the paywall shift" and "Nobody wants to watch Steven eat insanely expensive food and have to pay for it" are statements that can coexist btw.
#watcher#is he the villain here? not necessarily#are ryan and shane just as responsible? yes#but that doesnt change the fact that i can guarantee his show is one of the most expensive to produce! sorry!#acting like his hands were tied is insane
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Using Lo-fi Study Nights at Seacaster Manor as a way to boost his popularity and help further the goals of his friends while also refusing to acknowledge that the actual purpose is to never have to be alone in that big empty house is PEAK Fabian behavior. Can anyone hear me?? Lou I am in your WALLS
#fhjy#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fabian seacaster#fabian aramais seacaster#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#fhjy fabian#it's the way that he kept inviting the bad kids over to study and hang out#it's the way he kept them there after the party#it's the way he invited the freshman not because he's nice but because they're the ones who will most reliably show up#lou is always doing something with Fabian that everyone else either doesn't see or won't acknowledge and it drives me insane
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really what is left to say at this point
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#when the cookie crumbles#this is the most popular post ive ever made. thanks everyone you're all completely insane#in honor of this being now over 10k notes i edited the original post and made it sparkerpilled. Enjoy!
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You know what I realize that people underestimate with Pride & Prejudice is the strategic importance of Jane.
Because like, I recently saw Charlotte and Elizabeth contrasted as the former being pragmatic and the latter holding out for a love match, because she's younger and prettier and thinks she can afford it, and that is very much not what's happening.
The Charlotte take is correct, but the Elizabeth is all wrong. Lizzie doesn't insist on a love match. That's serendipitous and rather unexpected. She wants, exactly as Mr. Bennet says, someone she can respect. Contempt won't do. Mr. Bennet puts it in weirdly sexist terms like he's trying to avoid acknowledging what he did to himself by marrying a self-absorbed idiot, but it's still true. That's what Elizabeth is shooting for: a marriage that won't make her unhappy.
She's grown up watching how miserable her parents make one another; she's not willing to sign up for a lifetime of being bitter and lonely in her own home.
I think she is very aware, in refusing Mr. Collins, that it's reasonably unlikely that anyone she actually respects is going to want her, with her few accomplishments and her lack of property. That she is turning down security and the chance keep the house she grew up in, and all she gets in return may be spinsterhood.
But, crucially, she has absolute faith in Jane.
The bit about teaching Jane's daughters to embroider badly? That's a joke, but it's also a serious potential life plan. Jane is the best creature in the world, and a beauty; there's no chance at all she won't get married to someone worthwhile.
(Bingley mucks this up by breaking Jane's heart, but her prospects remain reasonable if their mother would lay off!)
And if Elizabeth can't replicate that feat, then there's also no doubt in her mind that Jane will let her live in her house as a dependent as long as she likes, and never let it be made shameful or awful to be that impoverished spinster aunt. It will be okay never to be married at all, because she has her sister, whom she trusts absolutely to succeed and to protect her.
And if something eventually happens to Jane's family and they can't keep her anymore, she can throw herself upon the mercy of the Gardeners, who have money and like her very much, and are likewise good people. She has a support network--not a perfect or impregnable one, but it exists. It gives her realistic options.
Spinsterhood was a very dangerous choice; there are reasons you would go to considerable lengths not to risk it.
But Elizabeth has Jane, and her pride, and an understanding of what marrying someone who will make you miserable costs.
That's part of the thesis of the book, I would say! Recurring Austen thought. How important it is not to marry someone who will make you, specifically, unhappy.
She would rather be a dependent of people she likes and trusts than of someone she doesn't, even if the latter is formally considered more secure; she would rather live in a happy, reasonable household as an extra than be the mistress of her own home, but that home is full of Mr. Collins and her mother.
This is a calculation she's making consciously! She's not counting on a better marriage coming along. She just feels the most likely bad outcome from refusing Mr. Collins is still much better than the certain outcome of accepting him. Which is being stuck with Mr. Collins forever.
Elizabeth is also being pragmatic. Austen also endorses her choice, for the person she is and the concerns she has. She's just picking different trade-offs than Charlotte.
Elizabeth's flaw is not in her own priorities; she doesn't make a reckless choice and get lucky. But in being unable to accept that Charlotte's are different, and it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with Charlotte.
Because realistically, when your marriage is your whole family and career forever, and you only get to pick the ones that offer themselves to you, when you are legally bound to the status of dependent, you're always going to be making some trade-offs.
😂 Even the unrealistically ideal dream scenario of wealthy handsome clever ethical Mr. Darcy still asks you to undergo personal growth, accommodate someone else's communication style, and eat a little crow.
#hoc est meum#pride and prejudice#elizabeth bennet#charlotte lucas#meta#charlotte is a much less sociable person than lizzie#so avoiding her husband most of the time and not seeking out his company is more viable for her!#she also has more patience for people being wrong#partly i think because she kinds checks out and lets them get on with it which lizzie isn't too great at even with her mother#people have different needs like that's a thing okay#marriage#spinsterhood#pragmatism#like if elizabeth had to listen to collins talk for a few months straight she would be nearly insane with rage#he's not just a low-quality man he's a man designed to be the worst for her specifically#also note that because jane's marriage is elizabeth's fallback plan#darcy screwed her over personally by interfering between her and bingley#she ofc does not bring this up how could she#but it's intensifying the anger during the hunsford rejection i think
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society if Two-Face was Batman's arch-nemesis instead of the Joker:
#oh to be in the universe where DC acknowledged the true potential of Bruce and Harvey as insanely toxic frenemies.....#He was Batman's most dependable non-caped crimefighting partner. He's one of Batman's worst enemies.#he was one of the first people to trust Batman. Batman is one of the last people to still trust him.#He nearly killed Bruce's son. Bruce still left him in charge of protecting Gotham years later#He's responsible for his own downfall. He's Bruce's greatest tragedy#He's nothing like Bruce. He's Bruce's mirror image#WHEN WILL DC SEE THE VISION!!!!!!!#batman#two face#harvey dent#dc comics#bruce wayne
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Listen listen is the Percy Jackson show making changes so big that even me with my horrible little memory is noticing - yes Do I care - absolutely not I'm still enjoying the show and the changes so far have just helped keep me on my toes bc wtf do you mean Percy has 4 pearls?!?? What do you mean the summer solstice has happened?!!? What is going on I need to know !!!!
#percy jackson#pjo tv show#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson spoilers#pjo spoilers#like what#what#how is he meant to fail to save what is most important in the end if he has 4 pearls ????#does he lose one???#does he have to give it away ???#is there someone else that has to get out of the underworld???#i like how theyre throwing in these curve balls#really makes me insane#... be funny if this is another memory thing#and there was actually 4 pearls in the book and i just forgot
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Happy New Year everyone! Sorry for drawing Astarion for 4 months, it may continue for another 12.
#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3#baldurs gate 3#fanart#art#vampire#bg3 astarion#it's insane seeing all the rot in one place lmao#this isn't even all of them#just the ones i like the most
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genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die
#found it last night and it's the funniest thing ive ever seeeeeen it made me laugh so#much i couldn't stop coughing for hours afterwards but it was literally worth it. help mee#kei te mare tonu ahau :( it's been over a weeeeek smashes phone#te reo māori#aotearoa#barking#sorry for 2 a/otearoa posts within 24 hours i try to limit it to like once a month at most so i#dont seem insane but these were both relevant rn🙈#once a month thing is a joke i dont count it but like. yknow#languages#te wiki o te reo māori
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his handprint may be burned into your skin but it's still the gentlest touch you've ever received.
#smth smth destiel#cas was always so gentle with dean#he knew of dean's pain and wanted to ease it!!#he wanted to be a good thing in dean's life!!#when he pulled him from hell it wasn't truly pulling#he cradled dean like he was the most precious thing in the world#and honestly he probably WAS the most precious thing in the world to cas#even as early as then#to quote 'when castiel first laid a hand on you in hell he was lost'#god they make me insane#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#supernatural#does this count as fanfic even if it's one sentence#a poem perhaps#idk it's something that i wrote so i'll take it
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