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can I have a badass picture of a wolf howling at the moon please
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few things make me so immediately indignant as watching a video of somebody who has gorgeous ray-tracing shaders on Minecraft, it looks amazing and super high quality, and checking the comments to see some asshole saying "This is what minecraft could be if Mojang was actually smart" like actually fuck off that's so painful to read.
#HOW COULD YOU BE SO CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO GET ANGRY#WHILE SO ABSOLUTELY WRONG ABOUT THE TOPIC#YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAKES MINECRAFT SPECIAL#YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FEW GAMES CAN RUN ON LIKE 90% OF SHITTY LAPTOPS#AND ALSO. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'RE SAYING SHIT LIKE ''THIS IS WHAT MINECRAFT COULD LOOK LIKE IF...''#YOU STUPID IDIOT JUST GO DOWNLOAD THE SHADERS. THIS IS WHAT MINECRAFT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF *YOU* WENT TO GOOGLE INSTEAD O THE TIKTOK COMMENT#SECTION. WHATEVER PLACE YOU END UP AFTER DEATH I HOPE THERE IS SULFUR THERE
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post so useful (memory so bad) i had to put it in my drafts three (3) times!
#every time i was like ''I can't remember if i saved this before... b#etter safe than sorry''#and i guess it turns out i did in fact save it before
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youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!
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"Night Moths" by William Baxter Closson
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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
#all of this fucks#but ngl the implication that god keeps us for virtue is SOO interesting#like we are the mechanism by which the universe cares#god being incapable of care would be so interesting#and keeping humans because we as a species have the BYPRODUCT of caring#like we can't help but care no matter what? pretty baller implications in general
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Two women performed a small folk concert in the hospital where I work (They were insanely good), and while I was walking home, they pulled up next to me in there car and offered me a lift and sitting in this car right now it's kinda setting in how easily I could get pied piper-ed
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something about how no matter what you do in life you will always end up inherently valuable in the eyes of a vulture.
#thank you xeph#the stuff abt wexford lullaby and the elbow song was also super interesting like#death in lullabies#mmmmmmmmmm
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something about how no matter what you do in life you will always end up inherently valuable in the eyes of a vulture.
#doesn't matter how much of a fuck up you feel like. doesn't matter how unproductive you are or how many days you just stay in bed#there's nothing you need to do to be valuable. there's nothing you can do to stop being valuable#that quote from Hamlet that's like#a king and a beggar go the same distance through the mouth of the worms#between somebody who is whatever you define as succesful and you. the vultures will not discern. they extend their funeral rites to each#of us all the same.
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Me opening my grade book: Grades?
Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,
Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)
[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]
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Me opening my grade book: Grades?
Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,
Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)
[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]
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Me opening my grade book: Grades?
Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,
Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)
[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]
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working hard: BOOOOOO HATE THIS BOOO THIS SUCKS!!!!!
hardly working: YEAHHH WOOO FUCK YEAH HELL YEAH, YES YES!!!!
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worst thing ever is when people have the take that "Being able to complain about your lack of rights means you already have rights so you should just be happy".
Like if you know that protesting is illegal in some countries, and see people protesting in countries where it isn't, and your takeaway is that they should shut up and be happy you are wrong and need to talk to more activists or do more activism.
I have the absolute privilege of living in a place where I can be openly queer and protest and the government isn't (technically) allowed to do anything about that. Why in the fucking entire world, would I not fully exert my rights to do both of those things.
if you are the person who, on a video about the strike for gender equality in iceland, commented: "Being able to do this without fear is, in fact, equality. Be happy" I am stealing something from your fucking house
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jawsh fanart will be always be something like a full body presidential portrait with insane detail and it will have 9 likes and two reblogs. jawsh fanart will be a detailed oil painting and the artist will caption it "erm... what the freak"
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