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and now it's time to play that ancient game of mine -- moments in my fanfic scribblings that wound up kinda mirroring canon!!
(this is totally just for my own amusement. don't mind me!)
ofmd 204 & 205 spoilers!
this was my fix-it fic that i wrote in a deranged haze the day after 1.09 & 1.10 aired, and then never posted because there were a few small transition scenes in between all the meaty emotional stuff that i was just too lazy to ever finish up. upon rereading, i actually kinda like it and wish i'd finished it though!!! maybe i will one day, and just post it as a historical relic from march '22.
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(Ed and Stede meet at last!)
“What’ve you been up to?”
“You haven’t heard?”
“I’ve heard a bit. But I’d rather hear it from you.”
“Oh, you know. Plundering, pillaging, being the punishment this sorry world deserves. That sort of thing.”
“Very neat. And what’s with the–” Stede gestures awkwardly to his own chin.
Ed touches his kohl-painted face. “Wasn’t going to wait for it to grow back in before I got back out there. I’d wasted enough time.”
“Right, yes.” Stede lets out a wistful, slight laugh. “I was starting to get used to your bare face.”
“Really? That’s not what scared you away?”
“I wasn’t scared away.”
“Oh, so you just decided to abandon me for some other reason. That’s great. It feels great, knowing that. Life’s so much better now than it was ten seconds ago. Wait. Fuck.” Ed stands abruptly, shaking the table. “I swore I wasn’t going to do this. I’m fucking Blackbeard, I’m the kraken, I’m hell on waves, I eat babies for breakfast.”
“Oh, Edward.” Stede stares up at him, aghast. “Please tell me you haven’t had a breakfast baby.”
“Obviously I didn’t really,” Ed says impatiently. “It’s just an alliteration thing. It’s the vibes.”
Stede puts a hand to his heart and exhales. “Thank God.”
(okay, with this one i mostly just wanted the breakfast baby joke to finally see the light of day. but there's a slight overlap!)
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(Ed and Stede make up very quickly, and then try to make the crew feel cool about that!)
“Hey, Blackbeard.”
“Hey, Black Pete.”
“Oh, it’s just Pete now.”
“Cool, cool. I guess it’s just Ed now, too.”
“Welcome back, Ed. If I could just, uh, say one thing?”
“Sure, mate, what’s up?”
“VENGEANCE!!!” Pete screams, and pushes Ed overboard.
The crew bursts into cheers.
Stede can’t really fault them, all things considered.
“That was just a bit of vengeance for you, babe,” Pete tells Lucius.
“Thanks, babe.”
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Once a sopping-wet Ed’s been recovered, there’s the general consensus from all non-Stede crew members that he’s going in the brig.
“We’re really happy for you, Captain,” says Frenchie, “but he’s been a menace.”
“Obviously acting out of deep-rooted pain and some unprocessed childhood trauma,” says Lucius magnanimously. “But all the same, he’s been a massive bitch.”
“I think everyone should get a turn punching him in the face,” says Jim.
“Nobody’s punching anybody!” Stede says, in his clipped captain’s orders! tone. “But you’re right. I’m sorry, Ed; the people have spoken, and the brig it is.”
“No, I get it.” Ed holds up his hands in surrender. “Super fair. And hey, Jim, you can go ahead and punch me if you like.”
“They won’t punch you, they’ve just got hurt feelings–”
Stede is cut off by Jim punching Ed right in the stomach.
Wow. They really don’t waste any time.
“Sucker punch,” breathes Ed through what must be a dizzying amount of pain. “See, I was expecting the face, ‘cause you said the face–”
“Surprise,” says Jim.
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and this is from a fic i actually posted! [x]
Stede decides to risk getting shot, and puts a hand on his arm. They stand still together. “I wish I’d gotten it right the first time. But this, right now, it’s the next best thing we’ve got. I’ll keep fighting if you want to fight, and I’m pretty sure my crew and I will win our ship back from you and your sorry lot within the week–”
“Pfft.”
“--but while we’re fighting, Ed, just know that I lo–”
But before he can say the words, Ed interrupts. “Nope. Don’t.”
“But I–”
“No.” Ed meets his eyes. “I mean it, mate.”
Stede listens. He lifts his hand from Ed’s arm. “That’s all right. You must know what I mean, if you don’t want me to say it that badly.”
“Of course I want you to say it,” Ed mutters. “That’s the problem.”
“Ah, right. Terrible.”
#dollsome's deep thoughts#i feel like this shouldn't go in the tags#but i don't know how to avoid things going in the tags anymore!#how many tags do you tag#before you reach a point#where the tags#won't show up in the tags#and it's just something#that's tagged on your blog#so you can help people avoid spoilers#if they're looking to do so?#is it twenty?#is it seriously twenty tags?#because that's too many tags!#i'm just going to keep typing things in hope though#la la la la la la#just trying to make my tags not show up in the tags!#blah blah blah blahhhhhhhh!#la dee dee dee deeeeee!#whatever blah blah blahhhhhhhh#la la la la la la la laaaaa#won't it be embarrassing if this doesn't even work#oh well let's give it a shot!#ofmd spoilers#our flag means death
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@staff @support @engineering @music @books
Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???
#med mumbles#im mad actually what kind of UI is this#top post#I guess 😭😭💀💀💀#edit: @ing staff doesn’t actually do that much so try filling out a quick feedback form on their site#also#it doesn’t *ALWAYS* ask you for your password#yes it does in some cases but there are situations where if you link it to your email it doesn’t ask!!!#look through the tags and see how many people have accidentally deleted their blogs before you decide to be a smartass
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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Get a load of these dudes!
+ some silly romance-y stuff
#“hey we should totally post more about our fantrolls on our secondary blog bc people are excited and youre excited”#“hm true but also remember our hyperfixation spinwheel?”#“yea?”#“Freddys time”#“what”#“feddy time”#sundrop#fnaf sun#moondrop#fnaf dca#dca fandom#daycare attendant#fnaf daycare attendant#eclipse fnaf#sun fnaf#moon fnaf#ik sundrop & moondrop arent their actual names its more for tagging sake#these are done in part because Ive been drafting up a fic.. for the them#and also because again#my hyperfixations kind of claw for the mantle all the time#my art#art#artwork
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im sorry, we turned your boyfriend into a mole. yeah and all of tumblr‘s interested in him now. sorry
edit 9/12/23 11.22 CET
and so it begins…
fic1, fic2 @pathsofoak ao3 tag. Mole Poem @thaliaisalesbian . fic by @tourmelion .
update:
ao3 link. please vote for mole scene in most underrated goncharov scene poll
#come on everyone we can make this a thing#send me any fic you write for mole interest and i‘ll add it to the post#mole interest#tumblr boyfriend#ao3#mine#goncharov#unreality#< goncharov is not a real movie tumblr made it up#i dont think it’s gonna happen but on the off chance it will: nyt if you link to my blog again without asking me#i WILL have to write omegaverse molefic to spite you again. and it’ll all be YOUR fault#updated the ao3 screenshots bc me and my friend decided to include the mole interest op in the fandom tag#same as was done for goncharov y'know
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i started off just wanting to draw ralsei all cool and lineless style but then i went insane
also thank you to @gracebeth3604 for helping me with the background on the ralsei one :]!
if you ship scc go away 👍
under the cut is the jevil one again but upside down bc i drew it with that in mind :]
#it would not let me tag you so i linked your blog !#the art gallery#deltarune#scc#edit: a couple people have asked Here and on discord if they can use these as their phone wallpaper(s) and yeah go ahead !
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I cannot express enough that if your reaction, as a hobby artist, to not getting that many notes on your art is to say "maybe I should just stop doing art altogether" you need to stop posting art to tumblr
not necessarily forever, not even for long, but just stop putting your art on here and start doing it for you again, remember why you enjoyed doing art in the first place and stop relying on the attention of faceless people on the internet for your enjoyment of your hard work
believe me, I get it, nothing crushes the artistic soul quite like labouring for hours on a piece only for it to get like 10 notes, so you need to find your own source of joy in the act of creation and a lot of the time that means making art and not showing it to anybody
#not art#listen#for real#this is not about any one person because i've seen posts about it from a bunch of people#you think i post everything here? buddy i dont even post half my stuff here#every drawing you see is preceded by five more just like it#that never see my cursor close to the save button#i have a sketchbook i draw in regularly that i do'nt show to a single goddam person#i make cutout art from gels i steal from work and stick them to my windows and do paintings in my living room just for me#because that it the only way you are ever going to be able to retain your original love of art#is by doing it for the sake of doing it#not for the sake of seeing how many people stop and stare#anyways i'm sorry if this sounds terse#but i'm so sick of seeing artists put all their self-esteem and happiness in the hands of a blogging website#stop selling yourself short by measuring your self worth by how many reblogs you get and what people say in the tags#your artistry and your happiness are worth more than that#if you're an artist for a living that's another story#but even then#even then#anyways sorry i'm done ranting
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#blorbo from my shows#glup shitto#feel free to tag your most underrated or unknown blorbo#daneposting#how dare you suggest such a thing#of course this isnt about dane#(it is)#but its also about every actor for whom i have watched some truly mid content#because they were an extra in it 15 years ago or in it for 15 seconds#rohan campbell#brian van holt#bill moseley#brad dourif#especially brad. the way he is the foundation my writing blog was built on#and for all my random glups who i decided were worthy of main character energy#the things we do for our faves (watch mid media)
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#alright tag readers#i'm gonna share some blog lore with you all#most of the memes i posted when i was active i stole from reddit#and my main way to use reddit was the apollo app for ios#which reddit broke with their insane api pricing#so when that happened i was like woah! i can finally touch grass#i did not#but i also did not immediately find any other meme pages#and i'm honestly not that confident to try making memes on my own (although i should probably try)#still#i will continue to pick memes from whatever sources i find AND SOURCE THEM APPROPRIATELY#anyways enjoy your year-end festivities and have a good one <3
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Teehee! (Spritesheets your Wangxian)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#pixel art#game dev diary#When you read these tags please imagine it is at my bedside in a candlelit room as I lay in bed shaking with fever.#I weakly hand you an envelope with these spritesheets and you have to lean in to hear my rasping voice.#Because I *know* this is probably really straightforward to a lot of artists.#But this is my first time doing something like this *EVER*. I am so far outside of my comfort zone!#But *who* is pd-mdzs if not that art blog that keeps you all on your toes for what to expect?#For someone who has never done pixel art I think I did okay! I have learned a lot B*)#The more exciting news is that THESE ACUALLY WORK. They can run around and be put into situations!#(Well...the *original* files work; these are screenshots. The real files are microscopically small)#Get ready for a new era of content while I continue to learn more about sprite art and animation.#I have a lot of other assets to practice making so seriously; get ready for some wild MDZS (and Dungeon Meshi) fake game clips.#I want to recreate some scenes in the game engine to practice and experiment! I think that's really fun!#Next up is dialogue window icons and then battle art!
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[Image description: A long tumblr text post, edited erasure-poetry style, and superimposed over a trangender pride flag. Transcript below.]
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I am truly trans trans is to be trans
I am NOT a terf because fuck that.
if someone says they're trans but they have a personality disorder or maybe they had a traumatic childhood they are actually trans if someone says they're trans they are i have a crush on a trans person and want to impress them
it's super important to accept trans people and believe their experiences we need to be aware that people are capable of making that decision for themselves and need to have a non-bigoted discussion about it people really know.
Trans people are cool
Submitted by @hiilikebugs
#fbp submission#hiilikebugs#blackout poetry#transgender#trans#self identification#self identity#queer#hiilikebugs's tags:#saw a bigot on my dash. got mad. found your blog. made art
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Accessibility can be easier than you think! Please take the time to read this!
I don't think people realize how easy it can be to find an image description in the notes. I'm not gonna lie to you and say it's always super fast and painless, but it can be. Especially on posts with a lot of notes, simple images (like text screenshots), and/or only a few images. It usually takes me less than 10 seconds to scroll through the notes of a post to check if it has an ID.
Just click on notes and sort by comments only. With just a quick scroll through looking for comments that start with things like "[ID:" or "Image Description:", you can check if it has a description or not. You will get better at spotting these quickly over time and it will get easier and faster! Once you've found one, just hit reblog from there. If there are mistakes or something, you can copy paste the ID with any necessary corrections into your own reblog instead with no credit necessary. Credit is not needed for image descriptions, because they are an accessibility measure.
Please check the notes for IDs, even (especially!!) if you don't take the time to write image descriptions normally. It's such a small, fast thing you can do when reblogging something to make your blog more accessible. Please, take the time. It takes less than a minute.
[Plain text: please check the notes for IDs. End PT]
#ive been meaning to make this post for a while#take the time to make your blog more accessible. please. there are people you love who will appreciate the effort.#shouts#accessability#idk what else to tag this#image id#image description
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So... I did something ...yhea
#dreamling#dream of the endless#hob gadling#dream x hob#this blog has officialy become sandman terrain#i think this is the first sandman relates art I post hete lmao#i love them your honor#they stole my heart ghaaa#i don't think matthew is the third wheel I think hes more of a wingman like.... literally#i also don't know if Dream actually sleeps....it doesn't matter anyway i think he likes to be included#he probably uses the excuse that he is protecting Hob from nightmares so they can just cuddle#*giggles*#my dumbass forget to add matthew tag#matthew the raven#FPRGOT MY OWN ART TAG#my art
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suggestion for a short comic from @neurotypical-sonic :) "knuckles cloudgazing but by laying on his stomach and looking off the edge of angel island"
#sth#sonic the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#amy rose#fanart#comic#id in alt text#tagging your sonic blog bc well. sonit :)#posting at a late time for me but hopefully its a good time for egg :)#i tried to take shortcuts to make it easier but comics are harrdddd its just harrdd aughghg
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PAYDAY
aka a valentine for the lovely @itsnotmystic / @corvids-calling - fanart for stars fic of the same name, which you can read here !!! i really enjoyed this concept and wanted to do some art for it :3 hope you like it because i REALLY loved your work & i hope this shows that !!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY !!!!
this is also a loose love-letter to the wonderful @arginnit 's crazy background-drawing-ability and style/skill at portraying environments . wadds your stuff is insane and i love it
happy @mcyt-valentines exchange !!!!
#mcyt-valentines#things i make#c!wilbur#wilbur soot#wilbur soot fanart#dsmp wilbur#blah blah blah WHO CARES. I LOVE YOUR WRITING#i read your little um um superhero slash las nevadas Theft fic as well it was so fun :3#AND I okay maybe this is creepy idk i backscrolled ur blog to hell and back lmfao#UR PAINTING OF TECHNOS CABIN IS SO SWEET AND CALM AND PRETTY i was originally going to do something with ctechno but the art just wouldnt c#come to me#i did get one (1) ctechno design/doodle out of it though its my most recent post before this one in my things i make tag#idk i hope youre having a good day you seem super cool and. ya#AND TO WADDS. idk i love your art so much . i think about some of your pieces literally all the time#your um. backrooms drawing with tommy & charlie & ranboo i love the warped perspective i tried to reflect that in this#your painting style anddddd yeah. your composition your everything its so good#happy valentines dayyyy
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save me horror cowboy game ocs save me
#drawing instead of working on my thesis like that's going to help my stress and anxiety el oh el#hunt be like: you can lose any of your hunters at the drop of the hat (literally)#me: what if I get attached and give them a story anyway#kinda don't want to put it in the main tag but also want to organise on my own blog so. yolo#hunt showdown#amarante montandon#devany kesserly#the tracker#lydiaalin#this makes it looks like they're in the same squad but they don't even know each other
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