I don't know why, but I want to throw you against my wall
Foolish mortal , do you know who you are talking to ? I am Chibi Belos , the ruler of the Boiling Isles and the greatest person in existence , who are you to speak to me in such a way ? I could smite you where you stand , yet instead you waste that opportunity and instead desire to throw me against your wall ? How absolutely absurd is that ? Clearly you're the one who belongs on the wall , foolish mortal . >:c
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Race: makin my way downtown
Race: walkin fast, faces pass
Race: walkin a little slower for Spot because he’s short
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Are people really posting their long ass fanfictions with blaze??
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.
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i think two weird freak bisexuals can do whatever. Save the world, even
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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
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whenever someone is like weirdly hostile or needlessly rude to me online i just attribute it to the fact that theyre obviously just an alt account of the one person i cant stand. this isnt true but it means no haters exist in my eyes
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