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I’m glad you’re okay
yea, doing a little normal
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HOW MANY SHOTS … Men of Mayans M.C. Edition.
Ladies, this is me traveling back in time to season 2. I refuse to acknowledge anything past the VM Mess.
Also, this started as How Many Shots, but then full moon happened and wine helped. So here we are.
Obispo ‘Bishop’ Losa: there was enough raspberry vodka involved to fully unleash my inner brat
Smirk King with the Biggest Flex and enough machismo to talk you into going home with him about two hours after you two met in a bar.
Swagger Personified owns a bedroom with a full-length mirror on.every.wall and the ceiling above the bed. He’s a narcissistic little shit like that, but it’s OK because you get to watch his fantastic fucking forearms as he spanks the sass out of you.
Good Dios de los Mayans, those forearms…
And all the dirty talk under the Sun
“Look in that mirror, querida, you’re such a dripping fucking mess, sprawled on a stranger’s bed with absolutely no shame. You’re in big trouble now. Nah, don’t be moaning now. I see you, see how you need my cock to get you out of this sticky situation”
Growls as he comes {OK, might also look like an unbalanced werewolf at the time, but that’s beside the point. If that’s not your kink then just close your eyes and focus on the sounds}
Che ‘Taza’ Romero: 2 glasses of rum for my stage fright
During full moon in the orchard behind Vicky’s place, in the bed of his truck while Lynyrd Skynyrd's Voodoo Lake plays softy in the background. Those are my terms.
Simultaneously the dirtiest and most sensual lay of your life
Missionary man at heart, but after the first round will just lay back and enjoy the view of your boobs bouncing as you ride him in the moonlight.
All the praises and assurances murmured against every.accessible.inch of your skin.
Loves when you grip his throat and choke him when he’s getting close. Will whimper for you to do it HARDER.
Comes with a soft gasp.
Marcus ‘Él Padrino’ Álvarez: half a bottle of wine, to conveniently forget he’s married and Izzy knows how to handle a shotgun
Probably in a out-of-the-way cabin somewhere in the woods, with a fireplace and a hot tub out back
El Rein de Foreplay, either pulls you onto his lap to watch the stars from the back porch and uses that to reduce your higher brain functions to needy, whimpering throbbing mess as he uses his hands to massage your neck and back.
Or
Insists on slow-dancing in front of the fireplace, which WILL turn into a sloppy, mutual strip-dancing session and both of you collapsing onto the couch in a fit of giggles.
Best.Tongue.Game in the Mayans Nation
He will hold your hands with nothing but reverence, gently caress your neck, as he calls you the dirtiest, filthiest, most arousing names in the book; in four languages
Possesses more than an adequate ability to hit your factory reset until you go from “Make me” to “How can I help you, sir?”
Never passes an opportunity to playfully smack your ass when you get up from the bed to make him that bloody sandwich, but hey, the man did earn it.
Hank ‘Tranq’ Loza: None. But I’ll take that triple espresso so I don’t drift off during the amazing full-body massage I’ll make him unleash on my body.
You just know he’s itching to let his inner romantic out to play, the rose petals, the candles - so just please shut up and endure. For his benefit.
The man needs all the affection and praise in the world. Even though he will deny it.
Might need to tie him up, so he’s got no choice but to just lie there and enjoy himself for once.
His stroke game is an intoxicating mix of dominance and gentleness
Not a big talker, but his moans tell you all you need to know
Ángel Reyes: A gallon of disinfectant for him
*There ain’t no way I’d go spelunking in that hazmat situation
Homeboy needs a raincoat and not Galindo kind.
Seems to think Steel Panther’s ‘Party like it’s the end of the world’ is appropriate bedroom anthem
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#Mayans MC#Kinky shenanigans#Bishop Losa#Taza Romero#Mayans Mc Imagine#Marcus Alvarez#Hank 'Tranq' Loza#Hank Loza#Angel Reyes#Rest of the boys need to wait their turn#that didn't sound right#oh well#still need to wait#How many shots#Youtube
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Cautious
Conscious
Conscience
Conscientious
Consciousness
Nothing. Just me fighting the pronunciation lord.
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You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?
#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#green arrow#oliver queen#fake tweets#things I was not able to adequately convey in the format:#obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well#I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental#also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace#just in case it's ever relevant to a case#and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions#also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex#but it just didn't sound right to me#also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here#Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs#albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs#obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges#and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot:#the extremely tacky Twilight joke#anyway hope you enjoyed!
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ngl i did not expect izzy hands to be my favorite character in season 2, but here we are. [id in alt]
#izzy hands#ofmd izzy#izzy fanart#ofmd fanart#our flag means death fanart#myart#ofmd izzy fanart#his voice sounds so good? I was NOT expecting that. and now i want to download it#our flag means death#ofmd s2#last season i didn't like him/didn't have too many opinions#but this season i look forward to him on screen the most? and i'm loving his attitude and journey#the SONG??? can we talk about the song???? agghhhhh#this is my first time drawing him im not sure i have him down yet....#he's supposed to be smiling on the right but it's not showing up with his beard alas :(((((
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Mine: Refer to me however you want!
Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.
[They high-five and fist-bump each other]
Mine:
[via @barbmine]
#Mine#Barbmine#Mikethelink#Mike#I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY#Mine funniest person alive fr#also YOOOO LETS GO??????#I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns#and Mine too??? that's awesome!#Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife!#They're both bi#They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset*#As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing#please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections!#Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't#I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO#It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means#idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker#Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like#''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS''#it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao#I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it
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... they even have similar hairstyles and clothing designs...
#yuji and toge - light short spiky hair & hood baggy parts to their uniforms#megumi and yuta - dark spiky hair that's longer and high collars#they're also related to big time clans#meanwhile yuji and toge out here damaging their throats#that didn't sound right... but you know what i mean#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk 0#jujutsu kaisen 0#itadori yuji#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#inumaki toge#okkotsu yuta#okkotsu yuuta#itafushi#fushiita#inuokko#ottoge#yutainu#meguyuji
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Just finished rewatching fear no Mort. Crying. Vomiting. Sobbing. Morty's greatest fear is that Rick doesn't care about him, when Rick cares so so so so so much. I would even go as far as to say he cares about Morty more than anyone else. He could've just walked away if he didn't care about Morty. But he stayed and immediately sounded happy when Morty was shown to be fine. He even tried to hug Morty back...but Morty was terrified that if Rick hugged him back he would still be in the hole...
The fact that Rick didn't jump into the hole when Morty told him not to, even if he could've seen Diane again. The way he has a picture of Morty in his wallet, the fact that it's well worn out, the fact that it's in the front pocket, the fact he walked away looking so proud of his grandson...he immediately disproved what Morty was scared of and Morty didn't even see it. I...I cry
#Also didn't find the right time to talk about it#But the voice acting is so good wth#Morty sounded like he was about to cry when he said “You're not even in the hole are you?!”#heartbreaking 💔#Rick#And#Morty#rick c137#rick and morty spoilers#rick sanchez#rick and morty#morty smith#rick and morty season 7#fear no mort
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hold onto each other like they are the last thing you have left in the world.
:)
#ying's art#fanart#the greatest estate developer#tged#tged spoilers#lloyd frontera#javier asrahan#llojavi#tw blood#digital#i just think they need a few minutes to hug and process the grief a little.#i tried to full colour this at first but it didn't look right#did i download three separate blood brushes just for this? yes. ^-^#i'm pretty proud of the blood splatters as awful as that sounds#normally i'm not one to do angst but i woke up and chose violence today ehehe
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IMPORTANT QUESTION
My friends and I have started calling you the irl version of Lilia and we wished to know if you can cook because we are worried for the home if you cannot
(This is a light hearted joke)
I can (more or less) follow a recipe, which gives me the advantage! >:D ...although it is true then when left to my own devices I default to "dump in a bunch of random spices and see what happens". I...I just really like cayenne and turmeric okay --
other than that (and all the other many things that are different about us) Lilia and I are, y'know, basically identical.
#art#for a given definition of art anyway#twisted wonderland#it's canon that silver didn't know food could taste good until he came to nrc#if i remember right in his bloom birthday card lilia went on a long explanation about how he's been trying to cook healthy meals lately#(read: burned and yet somehow semi-raw vegetable mess that is basically already a compost heap)#and then at the end is like 'ha ha i don't eat the swill i make! that would be bad!'#'i just make everybody else eat it while i eat whatever'#sounds about right#i did once somehow manage to bake a cake for about 2 hours longer than it was supposed to bake for#and it was still underdone#it was a box mix so god only knows what happened there
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How Inkfish Change their Ink Colour
Here's an extremely long, (poorly) illustrated speculatory post about how ink and inksports could THEORETICALLY work in Splatoon! yippee!
Ink is a mucous that Inklings, Octolings and Cuttlings produce with their ink sac, where it can be expelled through the mouth and siphon (and through the skin via the ink vessels, but don't worry about that just yet). You can take a look at my diagram of the ink vessels here.
Spitting up or sweating ink is a common stress response in ink-bearing cephalopods, it also serves as an extremely rude gesture if you happen to aim it at someone else's face.
Inkfish actually can't change ink colour on their own, so instead they have to rely on artificial means to brighten and saturate the colour into something more easily recognisable.
The history behind inksports is extensive. In ancient times, inkfish would use naturally occurring dyes (such as clay, plants etc.) to change their ink colour, often to denote a particular social group. In modern times, colours are artificially synthesised and treated to have a minimal impact on the inkfish's body as possible, as believe it or not constantly eating red clay wasn't exactly good for you.
The colour of an Inkling or Octoling's skin is determined by chromatophores, which can be basically any colour or shade they choose. The chromatophores function completely independently from the ink sac, so it's possible to have differing skin and ink colours (although you'd probably confuse your teammates a fair bit).
This is fine and cool and all, but how do inkfish prevent different team colours from just blending all together in a match? WELL! While turfing capsules also change ink colour, they can also alter the chemical qualities of the ink itself by introducing something called polarity!
There are two kinds of turfing ink- polar and nonpolar. In easy terms (I am not a chemist), it's what allows two different colours of ink to sit on top of each other in separate layers instead of diluting together like paint. Before a match starts, each turfing team is given dye capsules in their respective team colour, with each team having opposing polarities to prevent inks from mixing together during the game.
Before technology got involved, people would simply use oil and water to prevent one ink colour from mixing with another's. Nowadays, oil and fat derivatives are commonplace as it's less likely to cause health problems as the body slowly processes it out.
Splatting works when enemy ink reacts with the outermost ink vessels in an opposing team member's skin, forcing the victim to contract their ink sac and spit up all their ink (usually in the form of a super-jump back to spawn, though in the moment it's not uncommon to overshoot it). It's also possible to splat someone with blunt force trauma, but we tend to call that assault. Splatting is usually not dangerous, but it's still not a terribly pleasant experience and is somewhat painful, akin to a nasty static shock.
This splatting reaction is also why water is used in turf stages as a restrictive barrier, as water causes the same splatting reaction in the body as enemy ink does (at least until the dye wears off).
Okay that's all I got, I'm not gonna go into ink weapon mechanics because I'm tired... perhaps another day haha. Hopefully that all made sense and I apologise deeply if it didn't. Feel free to shoot me an ask if something needs to be cleared up or explained in further detail haha
#I couldn't conjure a scientific way for ink to naturally change colour inside the body so I made another theory instead#I'm just not sure how they would be able to like.... make and mix pigments on the fly?? anytime??? it didn't sound right#I've been meaning to make this for months but it was really hard to put all my notes into a semi-coherent post#my art#splatoon#xeno tag#speculative biology#xeno inkling#speculative zoology#splatoon art#splatoon 3#splatoon headcanon#spec bio#spec evo#squid#octopus#inkling#octoling
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#sounds abt right#robert sean leonard#rsl#house md#james wilson#dead poets society#dps#niel perry#in the gloaming#kinda?? he didn't hate his dad but the relationship issues were there#the boys next door#the boys next door 1996#barry klemper#this was a review for the boys next door
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4x11 | Claimed
#HAPPY SINDAY BABES#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S4#*sounds that only whales can hear*#here comes the caps lock#FUZZIES#H A N D S#BELLY#FRECKLES#PECS#nice rack rick#excuse me but the nose™#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now#look i didn't film nor write this it's not my fault#also shoulders
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Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - Symphony of Sorcery
#kingdom hearts dream drop distance#khddd#symphony of sorcery#scenery#my gif#i originally planned on splitting this set in two and wanted to create separate posts for both sides of this world#but i was surprised that i struggled with that and many of my shots didn't feel distinct enough when i put them all together#dunno how i messed that up so bad since this world has so much going for it#so i had to scrap a good chunk of what i made but i actually think it looks better this way so maybe it's not such a bad thing#sora's side is on the left (except for the last gif) and riku's is on the right#it gives you a better feel for how varied and different these magical realms are#and yeah that's what they're called#anyways i'm so glad this world exists because it's so experimental and different#everything from the visuals to the music and how sora and riku's battle sounds are instead replaced by more music#as if they're composing it themselves#which of course ties into how they must find and collect their sound ideas#it's all so incredible and works perfectly for a game centering around dreams#i hope we can see more unique worlds like it in future games too
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A Blanket of Bear
Read on AO3
Word count: 1,098 one shot
Tags: Halsin x reader, fluff, fluff without plot, ear nibbles, soft Halsin
Summary: Halsin refuses to take a break since the two of you returned to Thaniel's Realm. Luckily for him, you always know what he wants without him needing to ask.
A/N: Just some more Halsin fluff that nobody asked for but you all definitely need. A quick one shot from a prompt in a discord server. Enjoy some tooth-rotting marshmallow fluff and ear nibbles.
Bedtime must have been an ordeal tonight.
You sit in your bed, book in hand, waiting for Halsin to finish his nightly rounds with the children. Normally, you’d be there helping but he insisted you get the evening off. The past week or so had been a long one. Two of the old buildings in Reithwin were crumbling beyond repair, causing a significant delay in rebuilding. On top of that, a couple of the children dared each other to eat spoiled mushrooms, causing a fever to spread through many of them. Then today, you found out that the new berry patch you had started a few weeks ago had been infected with a blight and had to be burned away.
You’d really hoped to have fresh berries to top the honey cake you planned to make for Halsin’s birthday.
Over the sound of the fire crackling in front of you, you hear the soft clack of your cottage’s door opening and closing. The familiar sound of his footsteps causes you to mark the page you were reading before setting it to the side. Not a moment later, Halsin is standing in the doorway.
“My heart.” He has a tired smile on his face, his eyes look heavy, and his shoulders are drooping.
“What is it, love?” You hold your hand out, inviting him closer.
“Just the fatigue of an old druid trying to keep up with eighty-some children.” He takes a deep breath before coming to sit on the edge of the bed.
"Then you should have let me help you.” You reach out and gently stroke his back. “You know, I could always give you an evening off as well. I’d say you more than deserve it.”
“Oh no, that’s not necessary. Besides, I shudder to think what chaos the children will cause should I fail to deliver a bedtime story.” His affectionate chuckle makes you feel warm from head to toe. He would never admit it, but he was tired. As much as he adored the children in their care and how much he believed in their cause of building this community, he just wouldn’t admit that the past months had also exhausted him to the bone.
“I can tell stories! I’ve told many, you may remember.” You cross your arms, a playful scowl clouding your face.
“Yes, usually with my help if I’m not mistaken.” He smiles that perfect smile at you, the one that makes your heart flutter, and your cheeks redden.
“Well, you do have the best voices for the monsters, my love.”
He leans over and presses his forehead to yours before placing a light kiss on your lips.
“You’re so sweet to worry about me, my heart. But this task was one I decided for myself, for us. I owe it to you and everyone else here to see it through.”
“Halsin,” you reach up to tuck a runaway hair behind his ear, “you don’t have to be everything for everyone every second of the day. You’ve spent more than enough time feeling responsible for others. Let someone take care of you for once.”
“Well, that’s what I have you for, is it not? The only person in a century to give me the chance to sit and enjoy nature once again.” He kisses the back of your hand before staring back into your eyes. Those gorgeous, hazel eyes have seen every part of you, loved every part of you.
“Of course.” You smile back at him, knowing exactly what he wants right now, although he’s never willing to ask it of you.
You scoot back in the bed to lean against the headboard, a pillow propped behind your back for comfort. A knowing grin tugs at his lips from the movement. You hold your arms out, inviting him to come lay against you. He turns his back to you, snuggling himself between your legs, laying his head on your chest.
You wrap your arms around his shoulders, letting your hands rest on his chest. He takes a few deep breaths as he relaxes into your embrace. With every stroke of your hand across his torso, he melts further into you. You slowly trace your fingers around his shoulders, the lines and grooves memorized from your nights together. He mirrors the light touches on your thighs, sending shivers throughout your body.
Halsin nestles himself further in between your legs, his warm body a comforting weight pinning you down. You know that if you can get him to relax just a little further, he’ll easily drift into a trance in your arms.
You continue your gentle massaging, easing the tension in his muscled shoulders and earning you soft, content sighs. When you run your hands through his hair he leans further into your touch.
“My heart?” He asks with the tired tone of a child fighting a nap.
“Yes, my bear?”
“Would you…” He trails off, still not willing to ask for anything for himself. You smile to yourself, thankful that you know what he wants without him needing to ask.
You pull him closer to you, once again wrapping your arms around his broad shoulders. Despite his size, he always feels so much smaller when you hold him like this. Like he shrinks himself down to fit into your embrace better. You lean forward a little so you can press a kiss into the skin where his hair meets his neck, just behind his ear. Slowly, you move your lips to his ear, grazing them up and down the edge, every now and then pausing to nip in the spots he liked – the pointed tip, the lobe. Your gentle nibbles cause little bumps to rise up all over his skin. You let your lips wander up and down his neck before coming back to his ears, those perfect kissable ears. Alternating between kissing and nipping his earlobes and nuzzling your face into his hair and neck, you hear his breathing slow down and you notice his eyelids have stopped fluttering.
“I love you, Halsin.” You lean forward just a little more to whisper the words to him.
A small murmur escapes his lips, cutting through his trance to make sure you know he feels the same. “I love you, my heart.”
He may not be willing to take an evening off yet, but you can sleep soundly next to him knowing how relaxed he is in your arms. Knowing that at least for tonight, he’ll rest.
And how lucky for you to fall asleep with your loving bear as a blanket.
#I didn't edit this much#just typed out an idea and then made a dentist appointment for the tooth rotting sweetness#bg3#bg3 fanfiction#halsin x reader#halsin silverbough#halsin fluff#bg3 halsin#halsin fanfic#I don't usually do reader fics so hopefully the tense in this sounds right
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Frank Frankly: Resident Bug Relocator.
#welcome home#welcome home fanart#gif#frank frankly#eddie dear#eddie x frank#frank x eddie#howdy pillar#wally darling#there's no sound it's just a little collection of a story really#Frank being called out to every residence with an extra friend no one wants#Eddie gets skeeved out by some of these critters good thing he's married the right person to help#Frank is both loving and judging#Bow didn't you already draw something about this canon piece of lore you say#Yes I did but I'm not tired of it yet take a second helping#Everybody's getting seconds at dinner tonight#Also I want an adorable little ladybug with heart spots#Unaffiliated with the incredible Welcome Home creation I'm just a fan having fun!
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