#that bitch has No Enrichment:(
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While learning to control his powers under the guidance of Clockwork, Danny accidentally curses his own bloodline with the Curse of Sentient Food several centuries in the past. Originally, a witch was supposed to curse his family. Oops. Well, the Fentons were always adapting, and technically, either way, he'd end up battling dino nuggets at three am in his underwear, no matter who the curse came from. So he shrugged and continued on.
Unfortunately, this also means that out of nowhere, the timeline shifted, and some of his very distant relatives are now battling their food into submission at every meal because Danny is ultimately way more powerful than some mortal witch from the 1600s. His version of the curse reached literally everyone he could ever be related to for the last few centuries. Even if they were adopted into the family!
So, returning to the present time after training, Danny is a little startled to see some news clips of people's dinners coming to life and beginning revolutions. Wow, John Fentonightingale really got around, didn't he? He felt a little uncomfortable that now all these random people had to deal with their share of Fenton luck, but from some of the interviews, everyone seemed to be handling it pretty well!
Especially his so-distant-they're-on-another-tree cousins, the Kents, who contacted his family directly, asking how best to prepare a zombie turkey. Their son was coming for Thanksgiving with his new wife and some coworkers, and they just refused to make the guests fight for their lives on a holiday!
They invited the Fentons to join them, of course.
#dpxdc#pondhead blurbs#sometimes i wonder where the fuck this stuff comes from#which snail is responsible for this#but if it wasn't clear danny curses his bloodline and fucks it up because of course he does#so literally every single relative he's ever had is now suffering directly from fenton luck and sentient food fights#ma and pa kent are the only ones who reach out for advice#how did they figure out the fentons were the source? like they'd tell you those are family secrets you nosey bitch#so now the fentons are invited to spend the holidays with their distant cousins in Kansas#and meet their adopted son clark! who was just married! :D#side note the timeline changed right as the cake was cut at clark's reception so that was interesting#they had to pay for so much dry cleaning#clark's coworkers (fellow jl members) are a little worried about the sentient food but so far it's not really a big issue?#they can definitely take time off for the holidays to relax!#and they totally won't get dragged on any interdimensional adventures with a dead teenage godling as their guide!#feel free to continue#idk how many kids bruce has when clark marries lois but feel free to just throw some in#like JL members and their kids#just toss them in and watch the kids go feral#fighting your food is enrichment <3
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*sighs* i need to piss myself soon
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Faggotry is my only consistent hobby at this point I'm gonna be real
#wolvenwhispers#t4t#mlm yearning#nblm#queer#queer community#lgbtq#transmasc#putting myself out there and finding my queer family has been such an enriching experience#I wanna live and love and fight with these bitches til we all turn to dust#and we're gonna be as faggy and transgender and obnoxious as we can be the whoOOLE time <3
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Petition to change the name of making garments at home from ‘sewing’ to ‘ironing’ since it’s what you’re really spending your time on. The sewing is simply incidental, and mostly a bridge step, to get to the actual processes which are pressing and ironing until your back gives out.
#im actually enjoying myself#but I have to bitch while I learn a new process it’s essential for my enrichment#but also I hate ironing so this morning. has been very long
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Btw. I completed chapter 5 of the WIP in between. I've just been so tired the last few days that I forgot to post about it.....
#yugioh 5ds#fic writing updates#current wip#ngl I'm frustrated af right now because I can tell my writing has slowed down significantly#and it's all the dumb fault of irl obligations kicking my ass#I am. so. tired.#this fic author does not have enough time to rest#and she does not have enough enrichment in her enclosure either#the fic is still progressing because I'm a stubborn bitch#but uh. not much else is. my motivation for anything other than going to sleep and writing a few sentences every night is dead r/n.#siiiiiiiiiiigh#so yeah just in case you were wondering how things are going#orchid rambles
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the thing about scott and stiles is that they both get that the supernatural chaos they get mixed up in is super dangerous and they both have an irresponsible compulsion to get involved anyway but the difference is scott needs to get involved bc he feels a personal responsibility to protect everyone and stiles need to get involved because he just knows it’ll be so fun!!
#stiles is like… if instead putting like a pumpkin or something in his enclosure for enrichment someone put a live bear (animal)#and stiles is like ‘hell fucking yes this is exactly what i needed i was so BORED!’#okay stiles has someeee noble heroic instincts of his own like that’s not NOT a factor like he does care about his friends even if he is a#bitch about it but mostly 🎶girls (gn) just wanna have fun🎶#teen wolf lb
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rly sorry if this has already been answered but how do we submit propaganda?
also great work with the poll this is very enjoyable
you have several options here!
you can send it to my private messages
you can send me an ask with it. i personally do not recommend this because there is a big chance ill forget abt it but like. you can
put it into reblogs of the bracket announcement post (if your cat is there) or your cats poll.
whatever you pick if you posted it before your cat's latest poll is out i will put propaganda directly in the post so that more people will see it. if you were a bit too late or i missed it (which happens i have polls on queue and some of them are posted at like 5 am for me) i will reblog the post with propaganda in it
and before each round i gather all the propaganda the cat got and add it to the poll
#procatstination#it's actually the reason i am openly rooting for summer in finals#i wanna blast yall with 50+ pictures of her and complain abt having to make more posts just to contain all propaganda#my own mother said i like to be grumpy today and she is right i love this shit#recently my life has been too calm i don't get the necessary enrichment of bitching abt something#if bumper wins i expect 40 more pictures of him by the end of the week in my dms
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the moment i learn how to write settings person dialogue its OVER for yall
#the something parable#I KEEP MAKING THEM TOO MEAN#like okay yes#maybe theyve just witnessed an alternate version(???) of themself(??????) get killed in some weird messed up way#but they could at least be nicer about it sheesh#maybe its the fact twine doesnt let me use sliders#that bitch has No Enrichment:(#for just 9.99 a week you can pay for one slider be given to a settings person in need!#no but ahgghhh someday someday ill get the hang of it#HOW DO YALL DO THIS SO WELL.#i am literally in awe of yall
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I am going to maul that Elongated Muskrat I swear to god
#I JUST WANT MY FOB CONTENT AND ELON HAS SAID FUCK EVERYONE#i hate him#fuck that elongated muskrat#Let me have my enrichment time in my enclosure you bitch
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somebody said we twist in our self made cages but that’s redundant, derivative and self-pitying. i disdain the idea of holding ourselves back. i was born here, in the dark and muck and i’ve held my arms to the sky until it rained blood down on us and washed clean. do you not feel the same way? i’m sorry for you because you want to feel sorry for yourself. what a miserable way to be, to think that existence is a prison created by your mind. your mind that is you. you are you and you choose to think that you’re choosing to cage yourself? what a freak.
#some sort of intellectualism.#passing judgement on pessismistic pigeonholing of the human existence#positive nihilism <3#every new experience is only limited to how you choose to percieve it#feeling a bit trainspotting here guys the influential upbringing of being surrounded by hippies druggies and stoners is showing#trainspotting and fight club are so.... you know#fuck that guy fuck his stupid little fruity scarves as if he knows anything about life#rich people pussy footing difficult experiences to ENRICH their lives drives me insane. be a terrible human already like the rest of us#i vibe with slajov zizek honestly.#my dads roommate when he moved to ireland was a romanian man whose wife later moved here too and was in my mothers flamenco class#nd theyve been family to me all my life and that man is one of the most traditional borderline sexist Macho man ive ever met#he wears tassles and cuffs his short shirt sleeves and leaves it hanging half open with dangly necklaces and thinks. thats masculinity#its the white trash hippie kid raised by that man that makes me want to call ewan mcgregor a pussy#what a position of privelege he has! and is totally unaware of it. not even doing something bold or true. just#blandly echoeing a certain something of vulnerability and camp that like. straight ugly bitches like you have been doing for decades#i dont believe in violence but i think ewan mcgregor should be jumped by the scumbags in my neighbourhood#maybe that will give him a reality check#what a fucking tool#just blatantly bullying a senior citizen rich performer in my autism website tags again#not even the first time#and ill do it again!#oldfuck mcgee#nay said get him and i did
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playing a morally-dubious Tav is very funny with a party containing Astarion, Lae’zel and Shadowheart because it’s basically Shaddy realising in real time that she may in fact be the world’s worst Sharran and the most morally good person there while the other three are looking at her like “there’s always one bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder 🙄”
#listen the others aren’t ’evil’ but they are very down for murder whenever that’s an option#Shadowheart is occasionally down for murder but then she feels bad about it and doesn’t want to do it again#and my Tav is like. so you’re a little baby. a crybaby. a little pussy bitch.#(Mallie is a very fun Tav she’s VERY morally dubious)#(and since every single one of my Tavs simps for Shadowheart I’ve decided Mallie has to bully her a little bit. for enrichment)
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141 members (price,gaz,soap and Simon ) reaction where reader and the group are in the common area together chilling And one of the members is teasing them and instead of entertaining him she scoffs rolling her eyes saying “bitch” while flashing her hand in a shoo motion and being sassy?
You don’t have to write this if you don’t want to ..I’m asking for a lot tbh 😭
thank you for requesting! i could 100% see gaz and soap being the absolute worst especially when you want to relax. they're like your annoying little brothers who just keep bothering you when you want to be left alone.
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summary: After a 36hr mission, you just wanted to enjoy some tea and scroll on social media. However, Gaz and Soap disrupt your evening and decide to pester you with their abundance of questions.
pairings: platonic!Taskforce 141 x fem!reader (codename: Sweetheart)
warnings: swearing, soap and gaz being ur annoying teammates
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After a much-needed shower, you made your way to the common room. You rolled your tense muscles as you filled the kettle with water and waited patiently. As you watched the water boil, Ghost joined and gave you a casual head nod. Part of you was glad he wasn't one for conversation, especially following the arduous mission you had just completed. You returned the gesture and back to your now boiling water. "There's enough for you, Lt," you commented before searching the drawers for your favorite tea. However, as you reached into the empty tin, you groaned. "Fuck," you mumbled before Ghost turned to you. You held up the tin disappointedly, "Someone finished the last bag." "Probably Soap," he responded and you threw it the tin in the recycling. You sighed before grabbing some decaf chamomile, a close second to your favorite lavender earl grey blend but far from the same.
As you sipped on the lackluster tea, you sat down on the worn couch. You hoisted your legs up, pulling out your phone to scroll through some mindless posts and videos. It was a necesssary reprieve and you were enjoying your enrichment time. However, it was interrupted by Gaz and Soap loudly entering the room. "Fuck me, mate," you could hear Gaz exclaim, "why'd you talk me into the gym and then a run." To your disgust, the room filled with the smell of sweat and musk, most likely from Soap. They continued to talk and you recognized the familiar sound of water bottles being filled before they made your way to you. "Evening Sweetheart," Soap commented and gently moved your legs off the couch to sit.
"Not in the mood, Soap," you mumbled as you adjusted yourself and he laughed. "141's sweetheart has an attitude," he chided and you rolled your eyes. "Why do they call you 'Sweetheart' anyways?" Gaz asked, joining on an adjacent chair. "Some fucking guys in my squad thought it was hilarious," you replied, with an emphasis on your last word. You hated the callsign, something that followed you throughout basic and into selection. Your all-male squad thought it was a great idea to call you the group's sweetheart and the name stuck. The misogynistic atmosphere was one of the downsides to the job but you tried to ignore it the best you could. "I bet they thought she was a barrack bunny," Soap joked and you put down your phone to shoot daggers at him. Gaz even hit his leg lightly but the petulant sergeant continued.
"So tell me, Bonnie," he asked in a sarcastic tone, "were ya one?" You scoffed at his question and you swore you could feel your eyes roll. You took a moment to internalize your anger before replying. "Don't have to be such a bitch about it, Mactavish," you replied coldly before gesturing your hand in a 'go away' motion. Before he could bite back at your response, Ghost interrupted. "Get a shower, Soap, you smell like shit," he responded and everyone realized he had taken a position at one of the tables in the room. "Steamin Jesus, Lt." Soap responded in shock, "you really are a ghost." "He's right, you smell like a sewer," you added with a smirk and you could tell he was feeling more self-conscious. "I swear I'll find out," Soap responded before quickly walking off to the showers.
You returned back to your scrolling as the room fell silent again. You could feel Gaz looking at you and you took a moment to put your phone back down. "What Gaz?" you interrogated as you met his gaze. "What's the real story behind your callsign?" he asked, almost nervously. You laughed a bit before you responded to his question. "Just some assholes from the Army," you said plainly, "at least they were more creative than you. What kind of a name is Gaz anyways?"
#task force 141 x reader#task force 141#cod x reader#call of duty modern warfare#cod mwii#modern warfare 2#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley#call of duty#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#gaz x reader#soap x reader#price x reader#kyle garrick x reader#john price x reader#Johnny mactavish x reader#mw2 imagine#madebyizzie#izzie is writing
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Out Of Context Shit Heard On The SOLDIER Floor #6
Previous: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5
Angeal: No, Genesis, you spaghetti-noodle-spine-having-ass bitch.
Sephiroth: I identify as a tonberry *chases Cloud with a kitchen knife*
Zack: Ra Ra Rasputin *kicks Sephiroth over*
Genesis: Unhand me you cretin *alone, talking to no one*
Angeal: Zack just showed me a picture of the Grinch and said "hear me out"
Lazard: No, Sephiroth, you cannot have a human-sized cat bed in your office "for enrichment"
Cloud: Parkour time *crashes through the air vents*
Sephiroth: I'm the biggest lesbian ally in this department, actually.
Angeal: For the sake of my sanity I'm gonna pretend I didn't just see Zack twerking to One Winged Angel.
Luxiere: I would commit unspeakable atrocities for a crumb of Zack's attention.
Lazard: That stripper pole better be gone when I get back or so help me, Genesis, I will return you to the goddess.
Sephiroth: *does a single pump of sore throat spray* This is enough for sustenance for the day.
Kunsel: Care for a deep-fried cigarette?
Angeal: You look like an AI-generated twink.
Sephiroth: I've grown so tired of Genesis's voice that we now communicate solely through interpretive dance.
Lazard, over the speakers: Whoever heated fish in the break room microwave, please come by my office so I can break your knees.
Zack: Aww, I forgot to feed the Roomba :(
Genesis: I don't know why me and Angeal are being judged. Simulating a birth with a watermelon is a perfectly normal activity for two people.
Kunsel: Hopefully this office party won't end in accidental weed use.
Angeal: WHY IS THERE A FAMILY OF RACCOONS IN THE TRAINING ROOM?
Genesis: I noticed some homosexual subtext in your screams, do you want to talk about that?
Angeal: *sniff sniff* Ooh~ who's barbecuing? OH MY GOD IT'S AN ELECTRIC FIRE.
Roche: Every time I think about chopping my hair short I think "Sephiroth wouldn't want this for me" and the feeling is gone.
Genesis: I made a friend *drags in a skeleton with a Sephiroth wig*
Cloud: *points at Angeal, Genesis and Sephiroth* Pure of heart, dumb of ass, big of tit.
Lazard: I told Zack to use Excel and he started sobbing.
Angeal: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SEASONING YOUR GROUND BEEF?
Sephiroth: It's extremely rude to ask someone why they're eating a salad bowl of udon at 8 AM. Mind your business, Zack.
Cloud: Genesis likes Loveless so much because the title resonates with his love life.
Zack: You keep your anxiety pills in a takeaway to-go box? Dude that's so fancy.
Lazard: Why is Sephiroth the only one wearing a shirt??
Angeal: Common sense has chased Zack all his life but he wears wheelies so he's faster
Sephiroth: I personally don't use the peace sign because I haven't had a day of peace since I was 12.
Kunsel: I'm never going out in public with Zack again. A child's balloon popped when it went near his hair.
Angeal: No I'm not giving you an aspirin. Last time I gave you one you crushed it and snorted it like cocaine.
Lazard: An overwhelming majority of you peaked in kindergarten.
Sephiroth: Zack, I'm becoming increasingly concerned by the amount of potatoes in your pants right now.
Zack: This year I want an A/B/O themed birthday party.
Sephiroth: Please don't commit tax fraud, Genesis. You won't thrive in prison.
Genesis: Does anyone have an extra ramen packet to give Sephiroth? The 64 he consumed this morning weren't enough.
Roche: Commander Rhapsodos and his emo fringe is our culture.
Zack: I'm at my fucking limit! I'm about to eat a vegetable!
Genesis: He's a son of a bitch
Sephiroth: That implies he has a mother, so I don't see how that's an insult.
Zack: Fuck around and find out *said with a chunk of Genesis' red coat hanging from his pocket*
Cloud: Does anyone have an extra brain cell? I lost my remaining one when Genesis spoke to me this morning.
Sephiroth: Damn.
Kunsel: Zack owes me so much money that if he sold his box of random shit he stole from Angeal, he still couldn't pay me back.
Angeal: Why are you guys playing Queen's Blood in the closet? is this a metaphor?
Genesis: Have you prayed to your Sephiroth cardboard cutout yet today?
Sephiroth: Alert me once Rufus Shinra arrives so that I may greet him adequately *said while building a pipe bomb*
Lazard: It's all fun and games until the timeout cage that I ordered online arrives.
Genesis: I will atone for my sins by becoming a nuisance to the environment.
Cloud: If Zack were a scented candle he'd smell like ADHD and crayons.
Sephiroth, standing on a table: DO NOT. EAT. THE CHEESECAKE. IN THE FRIDGE. It's mine.
Angeal: *with a bucket while it's raining hale* Free ice baby.
Zack: I finally have enough gil to buy a sixteen bouncy castles.
Genesis: Being overcome with the desire to eat pasta and call your mother at 2 AM and wondering if you're having a mental breakdown or are possessed by Sephiroth.
Lazard: I can't fire any of you, but I'm about to start setting things on fire.
#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#sephiroth#final fantasy vii#ffvii crisis core#genesis rhapsodos#ff7 crisis core#angeal hewley#ff7r#crisis core#incorrect ffvii#roche ff7r#kunsel ff7#lazard deusericus
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KARKAT: I'VE SUFFERED FROM SLEEP PARALYSIS FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. IT HAS HELD ME BACK IN EVERY WAY IN LIFE, AND NOTHING I'VE EVER TRIED HAS EVER TRULY FIXED IT.
KARKAT: RECENTLY I MENTIONED THIS TO A FRIEND WITH SIMILAR ISSUES, AND SHE GAVE ME THE WEIRDEST PIECE OF ADVICE I'VE EVER RECEIVED. SHE SAID WHEN SHE SEES HER DEMON, SHE ROASTS HIM. VERBATIM:
JADE: "i call him a bitch and he went away!"
KARKAT: IT HAD A CERTAIN LOGIC. USING HUMOR TO REFRAME SHIT WORKS IN A LOT OF SITUATIONS. I WAS A LITTLE INTRIGUED, AND HONESTLY I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING ELSE, SO LAST NIGHT WHEN THE HAT MAN APPEARED IN THE CORNER OF MY BLOCK, I CAST AROUND IN MY MIND FOR RIDICULOUS THINGS TO SAY AND I REMEMBERED THE MEME THAT'S LIKE, "I OWE THE HAT MAN MONEY."
KARKAT: BUT AT THIS FUCKING POINT I FEEL LIKE IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, SO WHEN I COULD FINALLY TALK I SHOUTED INTO MY ROOM,
KARKAT: "YOU OWE ME MONEY!"
KARKAT: AND WOKE MYSELF UP.
KARKAT: THAT WAS ABOUT FIVE HOURS AGO, AND I JUST GOT A VENMO NOTIFICATION THAT MY EX-MOIRAIL FINALLY SENT ME A FAIRLY SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY I LOANED HIM, AND HAD GIVEN UP ON EVER SEEING AGAIN SINCE THE DUDE IS A DEADBEAT.
KARKAT: I'M PLEASED OF COURSE, BUT DO YOU GUYS THINK I MIGHT HAVE ENTERED INTO SOME KIND OF DEAL HERE? I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE HAT MAN NEGOTIATING DEALS FOR ME.
ROSE: I think you should just keep asking the Hat Man to fix shit for you. Maybe he's like a husky. He's tearing up your metaphorical couch within your dreamscape because he doesn't have enough enrichment. Give him tasks.
KARKAT: ...YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING.
#source: anon on 4chan and @welesbianingtogether#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#karkat vantas#jade harley#rose lalonde#and like. heavily implied gamzee lmao
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PLEASE DONT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF i need to hear all the deeanged cywhirlgate. I bet that little guy ruins them both
EVERYONE STRAP IN IVE NEVER BEEN MORE ON MY BULLSHIT THAN RN
Ahem. So to start this explanation of my hcs for cywhirlgate, you first must understand the basics.
FIRST OF ALL!! Every single person in this relationship is painfully, deeply, aggressively touchstarved and repressed. They have all been enjoying various aBSURDLY LENGTHY dry spells, though tailgate's sticks out as the longest(re: 6 MILLION YEARS IN A COMA STUCK IN A HOLE) and two of the three are fuckin... tsunderes about their emotions I guess. I obviously believe that being in a relationship with tailgate would kinda shake them out of that issue, but it'd probably take a while.
I feel like as well, though cyclonus and whirl obviously love each other, I think they'd both be the type to wrestle or fight each other as foreplay. I think they decide who tops between the two of them that way, while Tailgate just chills. I think that cyclonus and whirl are both switches(and so is tailgate as well) but they both demand that between each other they are ONLY tops and MUST be fought into submission(its their enrichment)
ADDITIONALLY!! You are right!! I hc Tailgate as the MAIN top of the relationship, partially because tailgate is widdle and neither whirl nor cyclonus want to injure his minibussy, but mainly because Tailgate is packin heat and he fucks like a monster.
(CROPPED BC I GOT FUCKING BLASTED AGAIN)
I also think that Cyclonus would absolutely get picked on by both of his partners bc he's got the only mouth in the relationship-
(THERE *WAS* A PIC HERE OF ANOTHER CYWHIRLGATE THREESOME BUT THIS SITE IS FOR BITCHES, GO SEE IT(and the other cropped piece) ON MY TWITTER IG)
I also think just generally they'd all be the type to snuggle after sex, but tailgate would have to be the one to initiate bc whirl and cyclonus are playing tough guy chicken to see who breaks and admits they wanna cuddle and be soft first.
SIDE NOTE- WHIRL HC!
I think whirl has a drooling problem. I made this very clear in my chapter of survey says that features him- and also in my drawings I did for this post- but I think when whirl gets really happy or horny or overwhelmed he would start drooling bc his intake is in a weird spot and it can't hold excess oral solvent inside so good-
basically this.
ANYWAYSSS those are the basics, I think they're pretty vanilla as far as like actual legit BDSM stuff goes, but I do think they're the types to frag in the woods or a broom closet or something? I imagine on the rare occasions that tailgate bottoms there's some fun with large insertion and stuffffff..... I also think cyclonus bites when he gets the chance, and whirl would also bite if he had a mouth. OH I also believe whirl chases his partners around like i hc drift does, but its all fun no shame for him, he knows they love to play with him.
THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH ME ON CYWHIRLGATE! CYWHIRLGATE FOREVER! CYWHIRLGATE FOR ALWAYS!
#archie answers#my art#my requests#mtmte#valveplug#transformers#/nsfw#long post#/nsft#cyclonus#whirl#tailgate#cywhirlgate#lemon#my hcs
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JUST DANCE TMA HEADCANONS!!!!!!!
Jon does not partake. He is bullied and called an old man. He caves one (1) time. Everyone is immediately concerned by the cracking in his joints. He does not partake again. Later, he finds a new type of tea in the cupboard - one that is enriched with vitamin d.
Tim can do Rasputin off by heart. He says it's a foolproof way to get bitches. Sasha makes him pay her a tenner - £5 for the comment and £5 for calling them bitches.
Sasha would rather enjoy from the side but she is a sucker for One Direction, so the whole group ends up doing What Makes You Beautiful
Martin has never been a fan of dancing, he has been told he dances like a rock and has one too many comments about his body to be comfortable moving it in that way. But he has to join if Sasha's joining, he guesses. And he slowly starts to enjoy himself and honestly, it's the most fun he's had in a while.
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin k blackwood#tim stoker#sasha james#tma headcanons#s1 archives crew#just dance
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