I see your Babygirl Casting, and I raise you... This chart.

At this point I may as well write a scientific dissertation on the phenomenon of babygirlism and all of it's derivatives.

Using our previous definition of "Babygirl" (a grown man who behaves in questionable and/or problematic ways) and working with the data extrapolated from my existing research, here are the conclusions I was able to draw:

Some subjects are not pictured (such as pathetic/type: malewife [Diavolo] among others) for the sake of brevity

As well, there was one outlier that defied all attempts at classification, and as such was reclassified as it's own unique specimen:

Thank you for your time, gentlemen

AGH FASHION DESIGNER SUGURU AND MODEL SATORU W A NEW INTERN DESIGNER UNDER THEIR WING 😞😞☹️ - 🌺

WAHHHH I LOVE THIS 🥺🥺🥺 the pining and flirting and slowburn of it all… model!satoru and his favorite designer suguru geto, both of them undeniably skilled and born with an eye for fashion….. well-known and adored……..

designer!suguru who gets tasked with showing you the ropes, who’s always so patient and kind despite your inexperience. diligent with his teaching but also so laidback, so easy to talk to… he looks intimidating, but he’s so polite that you can’t help but swoon a little. and he admires your enthusiasm so much…… grows fond of you soooo quickly bc you’re just such a breath of fresh air compared to the divas he’s forced to work with all the time. he thinks you’ve got real potential and he wants to nurture it.

and ofc you end up running into model!satoru eventually…. bc he’s always hanging around suguru whenever he gets the chance. and he’s maybe a little jealous that you’re hogging so much of his personal designer’s attention, but… he also thinks you’re so cute . T_T like a little puppy following suguru around… so excited to be apart of something you’ve dreamed of for so many years……… he looks into your eyes and sees the same sparkle he had before he made it big, and it makes his heart race.

yeah . i’m just thinking abt the peaceful coffee breaks with suguru….. how he’d insist on paying for your drink, ”since he’s your senior” (he wants to be your favorite </3)…… and how he’d just be so protective over his little intern. don’t get me started on the close proximity with satoru when you’re taking his measurements, the glance and smile he sends your way during an impromptu shoot… the way he always calls for you with a sweet coo of ”how’s my favorite intern doing today?”

😔😔😔 yeahhhhhh. they make me feel ill.

WSBH chara q’s: (you don’t have to answer all the numbers, just whatever you want to 𖢘)

16/35/51 for Scotch

1/6/55 for Atlas

I LOVE YOU

16. What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

okay i truly think scotch argues with seraph in his head all the time. ALL the time. scotch largely ignores them, and vice versa, because he dislikes them and they know it. seraph is very conflict avoidant lol, and as long as hes not a "threat" they dont care to talk to him about their problems. he probably argues with atlas and jacob (his older brother) too, atlas about more stupid small stuff, and jacob about childhood and life stuff :p

im trying to think of more general groups he would argue with but i cant come up with anything BAHAH. hes not exactly conflict avoidant in the annoying libra way that seraph is, he more just ignores conflict for his friends’ (mostly atlas’) sake. idk if that makes sense LOL

35. What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

hmmm.. smallest? i mean scotch strings eloise along for most of the time pre timeskip. its not a main focus but its definitely important in order to understand scotch as a whole. she and scotch go out for a while, and mid way through that he realizes hes GAY gay. lol. and obviously lying to her about that is pretty questionable after a while. especially since he and atlas have been 👉👌 like the whole time. but she kind of knows. well

something a little bigger would be him encouraging or otherwise turning a blind eye to all the weird stuff atlas is up to. he doesn't know what it's like to be a werewolf, he can't say anything, right? lol.... murder is okay if its a talking dog doing it. scotch enabler supreme. actually when seraph is introduced, he and atlas have a 'joke' (kind of starts being real) about luring seraph somewhere to kill them. obviously doesnt happen and gets abandoned. but i think its important to know about their dynamic LOL

51. What’s a phrase they say a lot?

this guy is kind of goofy. i cant think of phrases rn but he has a specific way of speaking.. you could watch pretty much any old pop punk band interview and kind of get the idea. HAHAH

1. What’s the lie your character says most often?

atlas is a big fan of saying 'its fine' for all situations ever. family in mortal danger? its fine. completely splitting? its fine. arthritis excruciating? its fine. hes one of those people that dont like to deal with the fawning of others unless hes feeling real special. Ends up putting people in more danger a lot of the time. i think eloise is the only fan of communication in this friend group to be honest. i should have made her the main character

he tends to make promises he cant keep as well, but thats more general..

6. What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

i have NO idea. i feel like atlas would be a music snob, so maybe his favorite 'super underground' bands. otherwise he'd probably never recommend raw human meat to another human (no matter how much scotch asks -__-).. (he would chicken out anyway)

55. What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

um. so atlas hates working out. he especially hates running, you know, the thing that wolves are known for doing a lot of? unfortunately the lycanthropy came with a side effect of pretty bad arthritis, so that doesnt exactly encourage him. he DOES exercise, a lot since hes pretty much required for his ermm "side job", but he hates it 😸 besides the arthritis it’s mostly because I think it’s silly that he hates it. yay

i love your art style so much, it's rad as hell. how long have you been drawing? :o

you mean the goofy little sketches i do from time to time? if so, that's really kind of you to say!!! that said, i wouldn't necessarily say they're the peak of my drawing abilities though, since i just draw with a mouse.

i use to draw a lot when i was growing up, though after getting Gmod for the first time, and subsequently SFM, i moved over into those programs to make my art, and kinda stopped drawing from that point.

i don't normally draw a whole lot these days, but when it comes to how i draw the stuff above, really i just find the messiness of using a mouse to draw really goofy, that and it's kinda nice to draw stuff without it needing to be perfect. it's just silly lines.

but regardless, thank you for the kind words, im glad you like my silly stuff

I have Sims 4 Undertale characters to and it's so funny when they do something totally in character like Sans died of laughter and Frisk begged the Grim Reaper to spare him and he did only for Sans to proceed to die of laughter AGAIN, Toriel was very upset and Papyrus was absolutely traumatized. Gaster revived Sans with one of the spells that came with Realm of Magic so everything was fine in the end, I am still laughing over it.

hdsfdgjksd that's amazing

I can just imagine after reviving him gaster tells him off like "YOU ARE NOW. BANNED. FROM LAUGHING ANYMORE" which only makes sans start laughing again and everyone else is just like

✨✨another day on the hellsite we know as tumblr means ANOTHER DAY OF DELIVERING MOODBOARDS 2 COOL PPL LIKE MACA!! :33

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(Bojure! arcade date moodboard 4 the moot who knows almost all the lore 4 the magical girl! JO AU which will be getting another moodboard soon,can ya guess who’s the last member in the polycule?? ☺️) this moodboards story is little different from most,not only are they on their first date since becoming a thing,they also had 2 leg the place cuz they accidentally mashed one of the claw machine buttons 2 hard N didn’t wanna get banned from going there 4 a second date BUT REGARDLESS it’s time 4 a story about the kitty N puppy duo of all time: When the two boys found their way into the arcade they were instantly greeted with bright lights N loud music U’d probably hear at a club somewhere in the middle of Ljubljana from the early 2010’s but the way the lED’s reflected in Jure’s eyes was smh our beloved Bojci wanted 2 save in his mind 4ever,grabbing the blondes hand N racing over 2 the DDR machine.It must of felt like an eternity since they entered the gigantic arcade,going head 2 head in Mario kart which Bojan won after atlest 3 rounds,shooting zombies together at one of the many Walking dead cabinets (Jure almost made them lose in the second stage cuz he couldn’t stop staring at the way Bojan’s shirt rode up a bit when they got 2 the boss battle).Seeing the look on their faces when the cabinet was throwing up lines upon lines of tickets should’ve been filmed,Bojci threw himself into the older’s arms N almost made them fall backwards (they’d have 2 save that 4 another more private date) when the two got up Jure was still a bit dazed from the onslaught of kisses Bojan planted all over the blondes face,kinda like a excited puppy who just saw their favourite person after a long time of being without them.Being the golden retriever bf he is,Bojan wanted 2 try N win a cat plushie that his now boyfriend had been eyeing at since he saw the brightly coloured claw machine lined with millions of animal themed plushies,ofc that went about as good as U think it would’ve gone since everyone knows claw machines are RIGGED N then they sorta pushed one of the buttons 2 hard N broke the thing..Which leads us 2 now,both boys snuggled into eachothers side walking 2 Jure’s apartment with slushes N takeout in hand,feeling like if they were 2 be killed by an asteroid that hit earth coincidentally the same time they got 2 the older’s door,maybe dying with the others lips on their own would’t be so bad✨✨✨✨

NOT YOU HITTING ME WITH BOJURE WHEN I'M WRITING THEM 😭😭😭😭💜

this was SO CUTE OMG I LOVE THEM 🥹🫶

“maybe dying with the other's lips on their own wouldn't be so bad” - what if i CRY :((( <3

and like, them going to an arcade on their first date??? that is so them omg 🥺

this phenomenon needs to be studied

LMFAO REAL

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They made a statue of ryujis tattoo thats so wild

YOOO! Happy late birthday <3 love your silly little OCs and drawings they're always a delight to see on my feed ^^ thanks for making such awesome content!

AUUGHGHGHG THANK YOU SOOOO MUCHHHH!!! i'm so emo right now everyone is so sweet LMAO BUT SERIOUSLY!!! THANK YOU!!! you have NO idea how much that means to me. there is NOTHING i love more than sharing my silly little dudes n doodles with the world so im glad you can enjoy em too!! 😭❤⭐

That means you have 4300+ people who love your art

Never forget that

and I appreciate every single one of you goobers ;w;

Ya asked for headcanons so i shall provide

I like to think that it took a looooong time for anyone in 77-b to realize that hajime and nagito were friends. Like legit besties.

Like yea, they haven't had a fight in a long time and yeah hajime invited komaeda to his birthday party willingly and yeah they act a bit familiar in the group chat yeah sometimes they leave everyone for some alone time to go do god knows what but that's about it. They're only being civil with each other.

And then hajime rejects souda's invitation to hang out because ''i can't komaeda and i are going are the movies, man. No, yeah it's gonna be all day yea sorry. Yes all day. With komaeda yes. Of course i want to wdym???"

And this has been happening for MONTHS. They've been hanging out FOR MONTHS komaeda stopped hating reserve course students MONTHS ago hajime became his emergency contact MONTHS AGO. Get with the program.

AKFSHJSSK SO REAL

They just completely miss it. I think maybe a couple would figure it out, like maybe sonia or ibuki, but most of em are just like "yeah, hajime's our leader, he's just trying to make sure everyone gets along, they're just being civil"

And then they make it clear that no, they're spending time together bc they're actually friends, they enjoy eachothers company, no they don't hate eachother, no hajime isn't forcing nagito, no nagito hasn't threatened hajime, etc etc.

And then once thats cleared up, they start getting involved romantically and they're like "well no one picked up that we were even friends there's no way they'll figure out we're dating before we tell them" and then everyone has it figured out besides kazuichi

They're both totally baffled bc they thought they were so subtle and everyone's like dude we saw nagito coming out of hajime's cottage every morning for weeks wym

ah that reminds me by the way [spawns into your askbox completely at random and with zero context]!! i really like how you have been describing the autistic aroace experience in your some assembly required fanfic.. its very good! accurate. especially in how medic describes his relationship to engie its. yeah. innovation...... genau... wonderful, you understand. i have been thinking about it a lot :]

Ayayayy!! Ahh thank you for that!! I'm so happy that you love him too. It always makes me smile seeing people appreciate my silly lil' portrayal of autism and being aroace through him :] It means a lot. Thank ya mate. I'm glad I Get It and am able to put it into words that people relate to, y'know? It's nice seeing people like that

This Week on Are They...Y'know?

As Requested by Anonymous: Are They Gay? (Mac & Tosh from Looney Tunes)

HAPPI BIRTHDAY TO HAPPI I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS TODAY!!

Hakdfbvahskvksfkvsfs hi, Bany!!! It is!!! You're invited to the party regardless. Look, there's even some cake for you!

your art is so good bestie I'm crying. you are fulfilling an essential role in the star trek ecosystem ty for your service

hi i think i love you

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me when i type the bad essay i wrote into an ai to make me sound smarter