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mushibashiraas · 1 year

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🛒 I JUSR REALIZED HOW AWFUL AND ROBOTIC I SOUNDFJDJDJ LIKE. i come back after posting the ruggie fic and redoing my theme only to drop a to do list and dip againdjsjdjs ah. uh.

so life update ig? eh. i can talk more about my chronic migraines too since the life update is mainly about themfjdjdj oops. BUCKLE TF UP BC THIS'LL BE LONG (still dont know how to add the "more under the cut" thing on mobile tumblr. too lazy to get out my laptop)

this whole week has been insane! context: my migraines are triggered by bright light, loud sounds, motion-sickness-games (i.e. genshin, Identity V, etc.), weather pressure changes, rainy days/nights, storms, and dramatic temperature fluctuations..... but mainly the last four.

anyway. this week had the first and the second triggers. (and towards the end of this week is supposed to have the last trigger. yay!) one of the things that happens (IF i push myself to power through and "stay conscious" — more on that in a bit) is that i faint. like. not "faint for a couple minutes." nahhhh! i go out for like 10-40 minutes; normally the max is 20. but occasionally, a 40 minute episode'll occur and those are the scary ones.

on tuesday, i had a doctor appointment with my cardiologist pertaining to said migraines and fainting. while waiting to check in, i passed out and fell (i was standing at the time). and the staff and nurses were worried i hit my head so they called for an ambulance to drive me across the street to the hospital ER. i was there all afternoon and almost all night. i finally went home at 11pm. i'll spare yall of the more personal details (what tests were done, the overall experience, etc). all i'll say is that there's a reason why i hate hospitals and needles.

but the visit was long and tedious and terrifying and painful. i cried several times, as well as fainted a few more times between when i came to just as the paramedics arrived and a little after the technicians performed EKGs, etc. [like they usually do whenever someone is first admitted to the ER]. those fainting episodes were only a few minutes tho. not long at all. don't worry!

*sighs* anyway. that visit defined my entire week tho bc i ended up missing a day of work on thursday and a korean language class on wednesday. still felt the usual symptoms (most likely the aftermath) like dizziness, nausea, a heavy, sluggish feeling, soreness/headaches, loss of eyesight, etc.

hope this explanation helps??? i'll get back to writing and gaming soon. aaaaa i have a guaranteed yelan to get ready for anyway. heehee

EDIT: i forgot to add that yall shouldnt worry too much! sorry if i scared yall! these migraines and fainting episodes aren't manageable yet. even tho i can go to work sometimes, i cant drive, take horseback riding lessons (i used to take them), and go to/continue college,,,, i've had them since 2013?? 2014?? and am on medication for them as well as going to a neurologist and cardiologist who are both monitoring my condition and trying to help me and get them manageable so i can do all the aforementioned things i said i can't do.

also, it's not as uncommon as i seem to make it to be. several celebrities (look up Ben Affleck migraines) have chronic migraines, as well as several families/people/co-workers also have or have dealt with chronic migraines and passing out due to them. my own mom and older brother — altho they aren't biologically related to me — also have bad/chronic migraines. my family actually make jokes about my migraines and say i'm a walking barometer lol if anyone lives in the northeastern U.S. text me and check if a storm is coming. lol i can most likely tell you; if i migraine than yes. if i don't than no. lol /j but all jokes aside,,, again. don't worry too much for me. ok? i'm still functioning even if it's at low-HP/hu tao levels (a little genshin/gamer joke/comparison for yall). i'm still shino/em, someone who is so in love with jamil and xiao and rindou that they'll devote all their time and resources to taking care of them. heehee! ❤️❤️

#shino & 🚑.#REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES PLS!#🥺

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sweetbriermouse · 6 months

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End of the day check in, I made a heavy meal tonight, ate candy, drank caloric drinks, and somehow still didn't hit my 1400calorie goal today. I will continue to aim for a 1400 intake goal until I actually achieve it so that I can learn what works and what doesn't so that I can do a pattern.

Ideally my weekly net would be

Monday: 600cals

Tuesday: 800cals

Wednesday: 1,000cals

Thursday: 700cals

Friday: 600cals

Saturday: 800cals

Sunday: 1,000cals

In theory, if I stuck to this and actually achieved a high enough intake once a week or more to keep my body out of starvation mode then I would lose about 1.5lbs per week. Of course I can't get myself onto this schedule until I manage to figure out what works for me to hit 1400+ calories. I can't handle too many sweets so I can't just binge junk food, but all the easy choices I'm allergic to and I don't have the stomach to eat big enough portions for this shit. I gave myself a measured out full portion of dinner tonight and I was so full before even finishing I had to push myself and still didn't even manage to hit my goal intake 🤦‍♀️ how tf am I supposed to keep my metabolism alive and going if I can't even hit what my body needs to fuel it.

Any tips to make it easier with chronic nausea and a gluten intolerance would be appreciated!

#i wanna lose weight #tw weight #best self #tw weighloss #i will lose weight #dream self

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foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland · 8 months

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Funny how times felt like its disappeared the past few weeks to the point idfk what day it is unless its a friday. Or a tuesday. But i never know til i wake up. But like today 2 me couldve been a monday or a sunday or a thursday or a wednesday or actually a tuesday as well bc i didnt have my window open. And i also love like.god ok. Being unable to communicate my thoughts into words that ppl understand bc like. Idk. I like my brain its rlly cool and comfy and its like a chair that was made specifically for me so it doesn't hit my bones in rlly uncomfortable ways and its the perfect size and its like. Goldilocks. But for me. And a brain. A brain chair. Alsooo fuck tonsilitis i dont have it anymore it went like a week or 2 or 3 ago i forgot how much time its ben since then but. It was not good like at all like comparing now to then. Tonsilitis fucking sucked man. And yet i would give anything to live like that week always. Just chilling with jack having eveey minute of the day to myself watching whatever i want (altho it was annoying bc i couldnt be arsed 2 figure out how tf 2 watch yt on the tv but also w my adblocker so i only watched unlisted videos on there) but. Either way. That was a good week. Anddddd fuck my parents the end.

#day thoughts #also gonan sleep early tonight. i have to. becauseee then i can get a dawn walk :3

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aboynameddash · 1 year

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3/26/23 - 3/31/23

Sunday march 26 I allowed myself to feel like a loser for one more day so I pretty much day drank and facetimed mommy since it was her bithday. We sent her a huge bouquet of flowers and I eventually left the house kind of tipsy and took a long walk around balboa park and it was actually kinda nice to get steps in. Then I came home, took a short nap, felt like shit and guilty for no damn reason, went out again to get some pizza and then circled back, did some self care and felt a little better .tHat was the last time I washed my hair lool

Monday March 27 I worked and then took dash out to the dog park, trolley barn and then this random soccer turf acroiss the street fom pop pie

Tuesday March 28 I worked and randomly decided to take Dasher out to little italy dog park and a long walk around water front park wwhich was lovely because the weather was great and I was crampy and bloaty. I didnt really source for a coffee shop which I really should start but it was later at night and I was moody. I then called for a massage and got mcdonalds chicken nuggets and mini fry for dinner

Wednesday March 29 Went to homegoods later at night with Seanna, but before that I took a good ass nap for like less than an hour but for some reason I woke up confused on what day and time it was. Like legit, I looked at the clock and thought it was 5 something instead of 6pm.

Thursday March 30 Seanna and I decided to take a befit pilates class but guess what? it was opening day and due to the rain, they postponed first pitch to way later during our class. So not only was it already fucking hard getting into the parking lot (which was impossible to find), it was crowded af. We ended up just taking a walk around the neighborhood because it was so bad and stressful. Like I was actually sweating from driivng downtown AND getting around the crowds.

I’m feeling super unfufilled and lifeless lately. I’m not excited anymore and I feel like I’m just exisiting and waiting to die. I Dont know how or if I ever want to include another person in my life because why tf would I.

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punkpsychologist · 2 years

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whoops

it's been a bit. hah. sorry about that.

Things have been good!! Glad to say. Lets have another rundown and see where it takes us.

B and I have gotten a lot closer. We find little excuses of really any kind to hang out and spend time together. We walk to classes together, he invites me to dinner with his friends, and he still comes over. We haven't gotten to have that many more long nights since the night after the previous post due to classwork.

On the topic of classwork, the first exams are rolling in. I had one of Tuesday and I'm having one on Thursday. I've been on a good roll so lets hope I keep it up.

B has been struggling big time with his classes which is hard to watch. I wish I understood what he was trying to learn.

an absurd amount of people decided to flirt with me last week and i genuinely DONT KNOW WHY. this week another one of my friends is appearing to get the same treatment and we're trying to figure out why tf people are like this.

I went out with my roommates to shop last Monday and it was delightful

i actually ended up spending some time with M and we bonded a lot. i hate the idea of living with strangers so it helped to put me further at ease.

i saw my mother!! TWICE. And I didn't cry either time which was lovely.

I went to a fucking drag show. that was like, so fucking fun. Being hugged by a drag queen is a spiritual experience and I highly recommend it. The glamour and confidence is fucking unmatched.

Exam season!!!!!! (screams)

B and I are going to the bookstore today and we're gonna study for our individual classes, wish us luck! <3

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otterknowbynow · 4 years

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ALSO considering I have to drive six hours on friday I should....really try to be uhhhh pretty far ahead....by then

#I have started AHE update but it's nowhere near written...#that'll be Sunday...#then this one-shot monday...first part of two-parter tuesday...#who the FUCK knows wednesday...#second part of two-parter thursday....#other one shots friday-saturday-sunday...#and who tf knows the following Monday #shush keep it down now #I've...started most of these (everything but the who tf knowses)#but most of them are uuhh not... finished #to say the least...#allura's is like 500 words in but hasn't gotten anywhere near the part #that actually fits the prompt orz

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m00ngbin · 4 months

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SOBBING. UGLY SOBBING. DRY HEAVING, RUNNING AROUND, CLAWING AT THE WALLS

CHAPTER 5 UGHOUHHSHHHHGH

While reading this I've had four heart attacks, six aneurysms, I've thrown my phone twice, I actually legitimately cried twice, and I am desperate to read more

#happy tfs tuesday but actually thursday #boy oh boy

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githvyrik · 5 years

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I’m so exhausted but like. I NEED to do something

#like go somewhere and do something i need to not just sit at home #but WHAT #all of my friends are doing shit #we’re supposed to play dnd but like #the dm is all ‘okay we’ll need to switch our regular days to tuesday’#and i was like cool and started scheduling myself on the morning shift #but since he said that we have actually played on a tuesday ONCE #and the other days we have to start late bc i have to work #and i have like nothing to do all tuesday afternoon #and it’s like why tf am i still planning for tuesday then #bc he was all ‘we gotta switch from thursday to tuesday’ and yet. we have played more thursdays

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tearsofgrace · 3 years

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when you wish upon a star

requested by @mishanova

word count: 2k, tags: fluff, fall fluff, halloween, costumes, first kiss, dean dressed as minnie mouse cuz why tf not, eyeliner!dean (i had to)

thanks @fandomstuff67 for the title and and for the minnie mouse dean idea and for putting up with my descent into craziness while writing this [fluff isn’t good for my health]

also on archive

“What are you going to dress up as?”

Dean blinked into his coffee and looked up to see Jack leaning against the kitchen doorway. He ran a hand through his hair and shrugged. “Dress up as?”

“For Halloween,” Jack said simply, a small grin playing at the corners of his mouth.

Dean squeezed his eyes shut, trying to wake up. “Uh, I hadn’t really thought about it.”

Jack crossed the room and sat at the table across from him. He popped a handful of the cereal that had been left out into his mouth. Dean felt a swell of warmth in his chest for the kid and he leaned back, watching Jack’s expression change to one of contentment that reminded him so much of Cas it hurt.

“Sammy and I don’t really celebrate-”

“Celebrate what?” Sam asked, walking into the kitchen and heading for the fridge.

“Halloween,” Jack said.

“Hey, no talking with your mouth full,” Dean said immediately, almost instinctively.

Jack frowned seriously and swallowed. “But you do.”

“We could celebrate Halloween,” Sam interrupted, sitting at the table with a plate full of fruit and other shit that definitely did not count as food.

“I guess.” Dean downed the rest of his coffee and checked the clock. Cas should be in by now.

“I thought we could do a costume together,” Jack said, eyes glinting as he shoved another handful of cereal into his mouth.

Dean stood and walked to the coffee pot, his body now buzzing with caffeine. He walked back to the table with his fresh mug and sat down heavily.

“Together?”

“I saw some ideas online.”

As Jack spoke his eyes lit up and he became more animated. Dean glanced at him fondly again. Whenever he got like this, acting so much older than he was, it reminded Dean of the power he used to hold. The otherworldliness that hung around him even now that he was human.

Then Dean looked up and he felt a familiar rush of heat and love and want rush through him as Cas walked into the kitchen. “‘Morning sunshine,” he said, trying to keep his tone light enough that Sam wouldn’t say anything.

It worked, but his brother still looked at him and raised his eyebrows.

Dean took another sip of coffee, purposefully ignoring Sam’s eyes as Cas took a seat next to Jack.

“What were the ideas, Jack?” Sam asked.

“I thought we could do something Disney themed.”

Dean rolled his eyes and gripped the coffee mug tighter. They better not be going out in public with these stupid costumes.

“I could be Pluto, Sam could be Goofy,” Dean glanced up at Sam and smirked before raising his mug again, “And Cas could be Mickey and Dean, you could be Minnie.”

Dean spit the coffee from his mouth and started coughing, tears forming in his eyes as the hot, bitter liquid burned his throat. He kept coughing, cheeks flaming until he could breathe again.

Then he looked up to find Jack and Cas staring at him with tilted heads and squinty eyes. Next to him, Sam’s shoulders were shaking in uncontrolled but silent laughter.

“Why- uh,” Dean started, struggling for words. “Minnie? Seriously?” he finally got out, his voice tight.

“Why not?” Jack said simply, innocently. “Cas would make a great Mickey and then since you guys-”

“What?” Dean cut him off, his heart pounding in his chest.

Sam finally stopped laughing long enough to get a word in. “It’s a great idea, Jack. Let’s do it.”

“But-” Dean said, voice shaky. Cas still hadn’t said anything. He was just looking at Dean with a mixture of confusion and something else Dean couldn’t quiet place.

“But, what, Dean?” Sam said, a barely contained smirk tugging at his mouth. “Not man enough to be Minnie Mouse for Halloween? Or is it that Cas is-”

“Okay, we’ll do it,” Dean said quickly.

Fuck. Leave it to Jack to send him spiraling on a Tuesday morning.

“Great,” Sam said, cheerfully. Too cheerfully. “I’ll get some stuff and then we can celebrate on Friday. Maybe take some pictures,” he added with a pointed look at Dean.

“Sounds perfect,” he said through gritted teeth.

When Sam walked into his room on Thursday and tossed a pink dress with frilly lace on it at his face he almost threw up. And then Sam had to make it worse and throw a clear plastic bag with a pen-like thing right after.

“What the hell is this?” Dean asked, holding it up and shaking it.

“Eyeliner.”

Dean’s heart froze in his chest and he glared at Sam.

“Bitch, I-”

“Jerk,” Sam said with a laugh before leaving the room.

When Friday came Dean stayed in his room all day. There was no way Sam actually expected him to do this. And Cas… who the fuck knows? But Jack did care. And as stupid as it sounded, even to himself, he didn’t want to let the kid down.

So he pulled on the stupid dress, not listening to the voice in his head that said he’d always wanted to try something like this. Then he did his own eyeliner. He made it messy on purpose, some part of him terrified Sam would find out this wasn’t his first time doing it. Besides… it looked better that way.

He looked in the mirror and cursed before putting on the stupid ears that, according to Sam, “completed the look.”

He looked ridiculous. But it was for Jack. It was for a newly human Jack that was terrified to be in this world and that needed his family around him to experience everything humanity had to offer. So he sucked it up and left his room to join everyone else in the library.

Even with his newfound resolve, he paused at the entrance to the library before walking in.

Jack, Sam, and Cas were standing in a small circle setting up a cheap tripod. At the sound of his entrance, they all turned to face him.

Sam’s eyes widened and an expression of glee spread across his face, too dumbstruck to even laugh or make fun of Dean. Jack just smiled, completely innocent but happy in a way that made Dean think this was all worth it.

As for Cas, Dean had no idea what the expression on his face was. But looking at it made the familiar want in Dean’s heart tug and pull him closer to Cas. The former angel was dressed in a comical Mickey suit that fit his body tightly, with ears that matched Dean’s (minus the bow) on his head.

To be completely fair, Sam and Jack also looked ridiculous. Jack was wearing what looked like a onesie complete with a hood that zipped up to make him look like Pluto. And Sam was wearing a theme-park style Goofy costume.

Dean felt himself relax a little as he walked over to them, trying to look more confident than he felt. “Let’s get this party started,” he said, flashing a grin at Jack.

They all gathered in front of the camera and took a few pictures with varying degrees of success. None of them seemed to be able to stop the laughter long enough to keep a straight face. But that was what this was all about, right? Getting closer as a family.

After a few minutes, Sam went through some of their pictures and then shot Dean a look that scared him more than facing down a nest full of vamps.

Sam cleared his throat first, then gestured to Dean and Cas. “Now why don’t we get some of just the happy couple.”

“Sam,” Dean growled, keeping his eyes fixed on the ground.

“That’s a great idea!” Jack said brightly before Dean could continue. And fuck it, he only had to look up at the kid before he was standing in front of the camera again with Cas at his side.

Cas didn’t say anything, just stood there, his whole body tense, as Sam readied the camera.

“Can you guys at least pretend to like each other?” Sam smirked.

Dean looked to Cas and looped an arm around his waist tentatively, his heart pounding in his throat.

God, he was a fucking teenager.

Cas leaned into him, his fingers clenching around the lace on Dean’s skirt. Dean felt heat rising in his cheeks and he resisted the temptation to flip Sam off. The red polka dotted fabric brushed against his bare legs and he fought to keep his blush down as Sam snapped a few pictures.

They probably looked terrible. His face tense as Cas leaned further into him, his heat a steady presence at his side.

After a few more bright flashes, Sam pushed a couple buttons on the camera and then turned to Jack. “C’mon, let’s go get the candy and these two can choose the movie.”

Jack grinned and nodded before following Sam out of the room.

As soon as they were gone, the silence was deafening. Dean shifted, and let his arms slip away from Cas before staring down at his stupid dress and grimacing.

“I like your costume,” Cas said softly.

Dean jerked his head up, his eyes wide. “You what?”

“I like your costume,” Cas repeated, more confidently this time.

“Thanks buddy,” Dean rubbed the back of his neck, trying to get rid of the permanent blush staining his cheeks. “Uh, you look good too.”

Really, Winchester. You look good too? He didn’t fucking say-

Cas took a step toward Dean until there was almost no space between them and Dean finally let himself look into his eyes. His heart stopped and his breathing went with it and holy shit what was Cas doing they didn’t do this this wasn’t allowed this wasn’t-

Cas rested a hand on his shoulder and Dean’s thoughts came to a screeching halt. Cas looked open, happy, but hesitant, unsure.

“Is this okay?”

The words fell in the space between them, barely louder than a whisper, and all Dean could do was nod before Cas was pulling him close, his hands raking over the ridiculous costume as their lips finally met.

Dean sighed softly into it, not letting himself question what they were doing before his hands came up to thread through Cas’ hair.

They didn’t stop until a wolf whistle rang through the bunker. Dean broke apart from Cas but kept him close, hands never leaving the place on his back where they had settled.

“Mickey and Minnie did the trick after all,” Sam said, walking to the camera.

Dean felt a slight nervousness enter him as he looked over at Sam, a small part of him sure his brother would react exactly as his dad had. A small part of him afraid he’d soon be bloody and on the ground.

As the thought ran through him, almost as though he knew, Cas’ hand tightened around his waist.

Sam nodded once, his face serious, and Dean relaxed. “I’m happy for you guys.” Dean couldn’t stop his smile and he looked over his shoulder at Jack, who gave him a thumbs up.

“You planned this, didn’t you?” Dean said, trying and failing to sound angry.

“It was Jack’s idea, man. Don’t look at me.”

Dean rolled his eyes and looked at Cas, who just smiled.

“That’s not the best part, though,” Sam said, his eyes glinting mischievously. He reached for the camera on the tripod and for the first time, Dean saw the red blinking light.

“Fuck. You asshole.”

“I had to,” Sam said immediately.

Cas let go of Dean’s waist and instead intertwined their hands so they could face Sam and Jack.

“What movie are we watching?” Jack asked.

Dean looked to Cas and an unspoken agreement passed between them.

“We’ll save the movie for later,” Cas said gravely.

Before Sam or Jack could answer, Cas was pulling him from the library toward Dean’s room. They could leave Sam to explain to Jack… he deserved it.

Dean looked down at his costume and smiled. Maybe the eyeliner and stupid Halloween games weren’t the worst thing.

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oretsov · 3 years

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text me when you’re free ; part 1 (ao3)

Alina and Zoya go on a blind double date. Unfortunately, chaos ensues.

[ as told through texts ]

Monday, august 1. 14:23

A: Zoya :)

Z: what

A: what would you say if i came to you with the proposition of a lifetime

Z: I would say blink twice if you’re in a pyramid scheme

A: That hurts

A: That you think i could be roped into one

Z: anything is possible

A: :(

Z: .

Z: I would consider buying tainted mlm vitamins from you

A: :D

A: mlm vitamins. the vitamins are in love

Z: As they should be

A: In love with keeping me healthy

Z: …..You arent actually in a pyramid scheme right

A: asjdkf; no but i do have a proposition

Z: and this concerns me because

A: Because it��s a good proposition

Z: Sound reasoning. continue

A: Yes so you know how i went on that date sunday with blondie

Z: I do recall the swipe for blondie. How was it

A: It was good!! Pretty solid, he’s super nice. We just got brunchy drinks but nothing crazy it was like 2 pm

Z: That’s never stopped you before and we both know it

A: Well the man was not shoving bloody mary’s down my throat now was he

Z: YOU ordered your fourth on your OWN volition

A: I did no such thing

Z: And YOU were the one who invited our server on a booze cruise

A: I do not recall

A: I suddenly cannot read

Z: Smh

A: Also we are actually friends with tamar now so that was a W

Z: W

A: W

Z: W

A: W

A: asdfj; STOP DISTRACTING ME. let me continue. We got drinks

Z: You got drinks

A: And a topic of our app conversation was brought up, re: the picture I have of us two together

Z: A good picture

A: The best

A: Well the caption is ‘she’s single too’ and he uhhhhhh suggested a double date

Z: Pffffft

A: That’s what i said at first but then realized a. I did have that pic/caption so I should have expected this and 2. I know you think he’s cute and c. he has been one date vetted and is not a weirdo

Z: Who would he bring

Z: Wait i thought you liked him though

A: He’s on like a local club volleyball team, and said one of those guys. I think his name is Aleksander? But nikolai said he was nice too and they play together basically every other day

A: And ugghh i dont know maybe. Maybe more of a friendship vibe

Z: no cheeky little kisses for nikolai?

A: it’s early days

Z: i’ll drink to that

Z: also are you coming over later for love island

A: is the sun hot

Z: word

A: but would you be interested? Blind double date?

Z: I suppose

A: i see you faking nonchalance and i acknowledge that you are instead of calling you out on it

Z: how considerate of you

Z: what day are you thinking. Friday and saturday will probably be out for us

A: yeah i figured. Thursday after work?

Z: can’t. I have a happy hour with the newbies

A: be nice to them

Z: no

A: lol

A: I mean. Tomorrow? Is drinks on wednesday night too outrageous?

Z: eh maybe a little but who cares

A: it’s no thirsty thursday that’s for sure

Z: wet wednesday

A: i meaannnn here’s hoping?

Z: keep it in your pants

A: only if you keep it in yours!!!!!

Z: i want to say no promises but. Blonde

A: i feel like you’re lying to yourself you said he was hot

Z: for a blonde

A: -_-

A: i hope you fall in love . i’ll spend my speech laughing into the mic for ten whole minutes

Z: barf

A: :))

Tuesday, august 1. 15:08

A: Hey! Thanks again for Sunday, I talked to my friend and she is interested!

Nikolai - bumble: Awesome, sounds good! Aleks is really looking forward to it as well

A: Glad to hear! Does 6:30 work for you guys?

Nikolai - bumble: Yep that should be good

Nikolai - bumble: Have you guys ever been to little palace? I think it’s between our places of work, they have a pretty good happy hour but they’re still a pretty nice establishment

A: Yes we love it there!! Let’s meet there

Nikolai - bumble: Sounds good, see you guys then!

Wednesday, august 2. 19.58

A: ZOYA

Z: ALINA WHERE TF ARE YOU COME BACK IDK WHICH FORK TO KILL MYSELF WITH

A: HE FOLLOWED ME INTO THE BATHROOOMAF A

Z: HE WHAT

A: HE FOLLOWED ME. AND WALKED INTOT HE EMENS ROOM AND WAS LIKE LETS’ GO AND I WAS LIKE. WHOMST IN THEE FAFUCK

Z: WHERE IN THE FRESHEST HELL DID THIS GUY SOCME FROM

A: NO I’M NOT DONE AND I SAID NO I HAVE TO PEE AND HE

A: WALKED INTO THE LADIES ROOM

A: AND INTO A STALL. AND SAID OKAY

A: AND I WAS

Z: AHAHAHHAHAA WHAT THE FUCK

A: I WAS LIKE I’M NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THIS BATHROOM STALL OF THIS FUCKING FAMILY RESTUARANT YOU ABOSOLUTE HEATHEN AND I LITERALLY HAD TO PUSH HIM OUT OF THE BATHROOM

Z: BROOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

A: I HATE IT HERE

Z: wait but he’s not back at the table

Z: come back. Pls

A: i’m peeing talk to nikolai

Z: he went to the bar

A: why go to the bar when we have our waitress WHICH BY THE WAY ALSO WHAT THE FUCK

Z: WHO HITS ON THE WAITRESS WHEN UR ON A DATE

A: IN FRONT OF ME AND ME CHIPPIES

A: AJSD;F THIS FUCING GUY APPARENTLY

Z: omg alina i found him

A: oh no don’t tell me

Z: HE’S AT THE WAITRESS STAND TALKING TO LIKE THREE OF THEM AHAHHHAHAHAAHA

Z: LITERALLY I AM SHOCKED AND SPEECHLESS AT THIS MAN LIKE???????WHAT?????

A: NAURRRRRRRRRRR

A: WHO THEE FUCK DOS NIKO PLAY VOLLEYBALL WITH LIKE WHAT IS THIS

Z: I GUESS ANYONE CAN JUST SIGN UP TO PLAY LOCAL VOLLEYBALL THESE DAYS UNREGULATED AJSD;F

Z: oh christ he’s coming back i honestly cannot spend five minutes alone with this grandpa

A: AJDK;F A GRANDPA IT’S TRUE

A: SURE GRANDPA LETS GET YOU TO BED

Z: OK HE’S WALKING I’M RUNNING TO THE BAR DO YOU WANT ANYTHING

A: MARG PLS

Z: LET IT BE KNOWN THIS IS THE FOURTH AND YOU ARE ORDERING WITH LITTLE TO NO FORCE FROM ME

A: IT IS KNOWN

Z: NORMAL OR SPECIALTY

A: WHAT AM I A HEATHEN!!!!!!!! THE SPECIALTY

Z: OKAY

Z: POOP FASTER COME BACK SOON PLS

A: BE THERE ASAP

Wednesday, august 2. 20.17

HINGE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALINA AND MAL

*Alina invited Mal to start the chat*

Mal: hey

Alina: do you like nuts

Mal: sure they’re alright

Alina: what kind

Mal: I like cashews

Alina: what about your dick nuts

Mal: um

Alina: those are my favorite

Mal: oh

Alina: sorry im a LADYY. Obviousliyf im not going to begin this conversation with sexting right

Alina: asdjf; WRONG so abot those nuts malyen

Mal: are you okay

Alina: i want to gobble them up like a thanksgiving gravy

Alina: that makes no fukcinga sense because i wont gobbel gravy itts turkey you idiot

Alina: i’m not gobbling anything. Keep your hands to yurself MAL

Alina: if that’s even your nAME

Mal: It is?

Alina: do you swallow

Mal: uh

Alina: what that tongue do

Mal: it does fine

Alina: i’M NOT LOOKIGN FOR JSUT FINE

Alina: MAL I KNOW YOUR’E BETTER THAN THAT

Mal: uhhh I’m sorry I don’t really know what you want me to say here

Alina: i’m saying that i awnt you to lick that pus*sy with the ferocity of a starving man

Mal: not sure the asterisk really helps

Alina: AR E YE STARVING OR NOT

Mal: if i’m being honest i’m mostly just confused

Alina: MALLL MAL mal mal mal. Read the signs im hard up we both like cachews and it does fine enoughojd;a

Mal: uhh

Wednesday august 2. 21.24

GROUP CHAT: the slutty nunnery

A: genyaaaaaa

G: hey ladies

A: no more ladies. Just me

G: oh?

Z: dont listen ot her

A: ZOYA YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Z: AHDFHAHHAHAH

A: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME

G: are you guys still on the date??

Z: the boys left but we are putting something in our stomachs that is not alcohol

A: chippies

A: NO CHIPPIES FOR YOU ZOYA GENYA DO YOAU KNOW WHAT THIS BITCH DID TO ME

G: oh boy

A: HER AND NIKOLAI

A: WHO FIRST OF AL WAS ALL OH NAURRR I’M NOT GOANN LIKE HIM HE’S BOLONDE IM ZOYA I HAVE TO HAVE THE BEST HAIR AND NIKOLAID’S HAIR THREATENS IMINE

Z: i dont sound like this

G: eh

A: they take my TELEPHONE while aleksander tries to swoon me

A: AND THEY GO ON MY HINGE

Z: honestly i stand by this aleks was a shit date for you

A: ADN THEY START SWIPING AND THEY CONVERSE WITH ONE (1) MAL

G: ... does that name sound familiar

A: YES IT ADOES BECAUSE HE’ S UMY FUCKING WORK CRUSH GENYA AND HE’S AOS CUTE AND I WAS GOING TO ONE DAY ASK HIM OUT PROBABYLY NOT BUT NOW I NEVER CAN

Z: pffttt sure you can we just sped along the process if anything

A: NO I CANT BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM I LIKED HIS DICK NUTS

G: ahahhahah

A: NO GENYA DON’T LAUGH HTIS IS NOT LAUGHING

G: i’m sorry i take it back

A: i thought i was having a love island girl summer and that WAS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HAPPENED OTNIGHT

G: what about nikolai?

A: PFTTTT YEAH ZOYA WHAT ABOUT NIKOLAI

Z: he’s fine

A: he is not just fine they were canoodling and he had his ARM around her WAIST and they kept PUSHING AND SHOVING EACH OTHER OVER MY PHONE

Z: he kept texting dumb shit at least i had some class

A: the first thing you asked him was if he liked nuts

Z: you like to snack alina it’s good to have common interests

G: she has a point

A: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT ZOYA

Z: I’LL DO WHAT I WANT

A: they were fools genya. Fools

G: ooohhhh nothing i love to see more

Z: he was the only viable option

G: wasn’t it literally a double date

A: barely grandpa was straight up not doing okay

G: ...GRANDPA

Z: genya this man was 39 years old and literally showed up piss drunk

A: at 6:30 on a wednesday

Z: yeah and when we ordered drinks he ordered two at the same time and alina and i were like oh haha okay

Z: but then he hadn’t finished those and then ordered TWO MORE

G: girl what…...

A: he was a literal mess i’m still speechless that a man SHY OF FORTY can act this way asj;df

G: ewww what omg stay away from us get a job what??? Is this allowed???

A: on a date with THREE PEOPLE IN THEIR TWENTIES NO LESS

Z: tbf he didn’t ~look~ old but yeah he literally acted like a sixteen year old which is somehow worse

A: HE KEPT FLIRTING WITH ETHE WAITERS

G: LMAO WHAT

A: yeah he literally had his arm around me and was flirting with our waitress and did that multiple times

Z: it was honestly wild to see

G: ew i do not miss being single

A: BOOO

Z: HISS

G: hehe sorry

G: are you guys stil there? Are you okay to get home do you need me to get you?

A: our chippies just came but i think we’ll be okay thanks babes

A: unless you want to come eat with us wait until you hear about what this mans did in the bathroom

G: ….

G: terrifying sentence. I’m on my way

#hehe #LITERALLY SOME OF THIS IS WORD FOR WORD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SISTER #this guy existed and it's true he was 39 and he showed up drunk and all the things he did in this fic HE DID ON THE DATE WITH HER #so yeah don't do that #writing zoyalai!!!! exciting #malina #mal x alina #alina x mal #zoyalai #my writing #fic #malina fanfic #zoyalai fanfic

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darkacademaniac · 4 years

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a chaotic but accurate representation of the little things I love in my day-to-day academic career, aka a moodboard of all the little things I really miss and can’t wait to do/see again once I can go back to my full-time on-campus Arts & Media Student life after this worldwide mess is all over

just goofing off around campus, bc we’re young and nothing matters so why tf not

eyes open to all the wonderful différences in fellow students, noticing and enjoying how unique and awesome and varied their colourful outfits are

also everyone is wearing doc martens, and so are you, bc that’s what everyone at this university wears

high-fiving that friend that you always walk past on a Thursday morning as they hand out fliers, and you won’t see them again until next week doing the same thing, and that’s the extent of your friendship

going to the university bar after we’ve all handed up an assignment, let’s split the bottle between us bc we’re broke uni students but we love a good red

cheap pints and pool tables, arcade games and deep booths, sharing a bowl of mouth-scolding potato chips with your mates

student discount on art supplies

trips to the next door art gallery to kill time between classes

studying/lunch in the botanic gardens bc theres 4 hours until your next class

naps on the grass, soaking up the watery autumn sunshine with people you love

instant noodles and snacks from at the uni general store, boiling water and vending machines in the student kitchens

cook-ups with friends to last us the week to save $$$ on food, but also buying plenty of beverages with the money we were supposed to save with this exercise

camera comes everywhere around campus, ready to immortalise the moments missed with a blink

a collection of hoodies/rugby jumpers, first years flock the uni-merch store for their jumpers to wear around campus with pride

homework session in the study rooms, actually in in each others company, who knows how much work is actually getting done bc my best friends are sitting across from me as we study together late into the night, we’re hilarious and distract eachother lots but we know we will eventually get it done, and it’s better to be procrastinating together than have the distraction be the interior of your mind in isolation

I say “See ya later”, and it’s true, I will see you later, and I’ll see you tomorrow, and the next day

lecture theatres: full

couples on campus, initially you scrunch your nose at them, but you realise how lovely it is that they can freely share affection, who would have thought it would be taken away like this?

a myriad of evidence that you have consumed caffeine, dishes not done bc you’re glued to your assignment and you love it bc it’s your 2,500 word baby

bumping into a stranger and you don’t immediately run to wash your hands or get tested for a deadly virus - it’s just an awkward funny accident, and you laugh it off and probably see them around campus more now after that circumstantial exchange

practical research, primary sources, touching things, holding things, learning through touch

holding hands, linking arms, greeting and parting hugs, a kiss on the cheek

groups of friends, groups of people, line ups for cafes, huddles of friends around a table, huddling over a project, group assignments but we’re not separated by a wifi connection

texting my friends during class to meet up afterwards at our favourite cafe, it’s a dark and scrumptious overcast day and it’s our main haunt ( @academicinfj )

hugging your friends goodbye, shaking hands of new acquaintances

networking! NETWORKING! NEW PEOPLE! Hiya, how’s it going, what are you all about? Interviews and photoshoots, drawing real people in front of you, learning all about them, writing up an article from scratch but it’s easy bc they’re right in front of you and they’re handing you the words

knocking on your favourite lecturers door for a chat, it’s a meeting you set up with them, rather than dropping by in a video call

greeting your local barista who knows your order bc you’re consistent and has already started on it bc you’re always here at this time, the legend, they see you walk in and smile and ask after you, and you them bc even though you only ever see them in this context, they are in your circle and this exchange is more precious than you’ve ever given it credit for before

your lecturer rolls their eyes at your joke about the course content, but you can see their hidden smile clear as day across the lecture hall bc it was a bloody good joke and they know it, it’s a real-life détail and it’s not lost in a poor wifi connection

Theres $15 pizza and live-jazz nights on Tuesdays in the night-life district not far from campus, we go there every Tuesday after that class thay finishes in the evening, and the band knows who we’re the group in the corner, bc we’re always there with our pizza, and we’ll be there next week to hear the same songs and make a ruckus and cheer them on and dance, keY CHANGE YES LOVE IT!!! ! THAT SOLO!!!! REAL MUSIC BABEY !!

submitting an assignment 3 minutes before it’s due, the EXHILERATION of it

TL;DR: life is all around; no glitches, not delays or lags, we’re smiling and laughing and talking in real time, there’s nothing between us, no screens, just atmosphere

it’s good to be around

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simpingforsoftboys · 3 years

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SakuAtsuSunaOsa x GN reader Really Specific and Kinda Gross Cleaning HC’s

A/n: Yes, I know I write this ship too much but no one else is going to do it so I have to feed myself 😭 FYI I refer to them as their first name because it just feels more personal to read.

⚠️Mentions of bodily waste, dirty toilets (?), smelly feet and vulgarity Also Suna and Atsumu are the gross ones in the home- sorry not sorry- BELOW THE CUT⚠️

This is literally just about cleaning and hygiene and stuff- Ik it seems ridiculous but most of these are applicable to my house irl and I feel like Sakusa would like them a lot.

Kiyoomi definitely has a set schedule for cleaning; of course if he feels it’s necessary he’ll just clean for fun- but the schedule is still set in stone and there is no pushing it to the side

Atsumu tried to do that once and he nearly had to sleep in the car garage 😭

Basically if you’re a dirty person then YOU nees to change or else you can live somewhere else XD... like you stand no chance with this dude if you’re not super hygenic

Here’s an outline of their cleaning schedule:

Sundays- dust/polish furniture and vacuum/swiffer the floors, change linen

Mondays- deep clean EVERY bathroom in its ENTIRETY

Tuesdays- Dust the living room/take stock of fridge and cupboard; laundry

Wednesday- Power wash the outside of the house; laundry

Thursday-Saturday: Repeat Sunday-Tuesday schedule; laundry

The kitchen’s deep cleaning isn’t on the schedule since it’s handled exclusively by Osamu

Samu doesn’t trust ANYONE to clean it as well as he does- and when you live with Kiyoomi that says A LOT

I feel like Y/n and Kiyoomi are probably the two main enforcers about bathroom cleanliness

Every time you shit?

Wipe that toilet seat AND HANDLE with isolpropyl alcohol!!! Actually dump in some toilet bowl cleaner and scrub it while you’re at it

GOD FORBID you leave a DROP of PISS on the toilet seat

Drives Y/N and Kiyo C R A Z Y

Tbh it’s just Rintaro and Atsumu who do that shit

Osamu hates it too but he won’t burst a blood vessel over it like them- like he’s been living with crusty Atsumu all his life he’s used to it

OH DID I MENTION?! NO PHONES IN THE BATHROOM PERIOD

The very A I R is unsanitary 🤢

Mofo Sakusa legit put up a tiny shelf outside each bathroom for you to place your phone on-

You can try to play it off but at the end of the day this man JUST KNOWS if your phone has even stepped one INCH into the bathroom

He caught Rintaro and Atsumu doing it a few times and made them take their phone case AND ACTUAL PHONE apart and disenfect every single nook and cranny after

Yes, this is A LOT to take in- but what if I told you there was more rules beforehand that Kiyo begrudgingly gave up as a form of compromise?

Originally there was a no eating anywhere but the kitchen/dining room rule BUT then literally EVERYONE wanted to at least be able to eat in the living room

Good LORD it took a hot minute before Sakusa agreed

Atsumu and Rin are the ones who lounge around and eat on the sofas so it’s their job to vaccuum the couch cushions and change the throw blankets/pillows every two days after they eat near on them.

Similarly only certain foods are permitted in the bedroom

This is another rule enforced by Y/n- who is usually the one tasked with doing the laundry

Certain foods are a PAIN to get out of bed sheets and blankets

Cubed fruits and veggies in the bed ONLY- no exceptions

As soon as ANYONE gets home the following needs to be done:

Feet need to be washed WITH soap (because- let’s be real- ALL of their feet STINK WTF)

But like I feel as though Y/n and Osamu have good noses- whereas Kiyo’s sense of smell is dulled because of his idiot child selfs excessive inhaling of cleaning chemicals

Y/n and Osamu on most days:

“ATSUMU RIN WHY TF CAN I SMELL YOUR RANK ASS FEET FROM THE LIVING ROOM??? GO SHOWER NOW!!”

Clothes are to be changed before you sit down; hands and faces are to be washed thoroughly- honestly just take a shower at this point ya’ll

Phones are to be wiped with alcohol or clorox wipes- so that spread of foreign germs is minimalized within the home

I DO NOT have a thing for cleaning okay? I just thought it’d be interesting to write this all out... originally this was supposed to be domestic HC’s but turns out I got carried away and decided to list my own home routine and make the SakuAtsuSunaOsa household suffer through it too-

#haikyuu poly au #miya atsumu x reader #miya osamu x reader #miya twins x reader #sakuatsu x reader #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #suna rintaro x reader #I’m way too comfortable on this app #cleaning #cleaning headcannons #haikyuu crack #serious crack

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