Surely shareholders can sue right?

THINKING ABOUT MANPIGGIES THINKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTROSITIES CREATED BY FUSING PIG AND MAN

THINKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE SEEN PLAYING WITH TOYS AND SINGING TO ONE ANOTHER

HOW DESPITE THE HORROR OF THEIR CREATION THEY'RE STILL HUMAN AT HEART. KIDS AT HEART.

CREATURES OF FLESH AND METAL AND MALICE AND GORE PLAYING WITH BLOCKS AND ANDANDNAD

I think the next tiktok trend should be walking in circles around parked teslas wearing weird masks and chanting, just to unsettle people who watch their surveillance videos

These tesla charging stations overflowed with water.

Spotted while driving

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A hill like that I’ll be going under the speed limit Tesla’s cost a arm & a leg to repair I wouldn’t even risk it🥴

yeah

poor assembly on the outside generally indicates poor assembly on the inside. If they don't care enough to make sure that everything on the outside is aligned right, then why will they care if the engine is put together properly? it's probably a contributing factor to why they keep exploding.

Ohhh, that makes a lot of sense actually. Thank you!

Fuck tesla they hurt our local small business pie bakery >:(

A Tesla driver has brought his wife's Model 3 in for servicing because the power steering ceased operating after the car went over a normal speed bump. The service manager (note that Tesla, unlike other car manufacturers, owns and operates all of its dealerships, so the workers there are Tesla employees) identifies the culprit: A system component has become corroded—probably, he says, because the car went through a car wash. The repairs will cost $4,400. The driver observes, reasonably, that he has never heard of a car's wiring being damaged by simply taking it through a car wash.

Reuters did a huge receipts-padded article on the grifting operation that is Tesla, that they have been knowingly selling shoddy, defective, dangerous cars. Then, when those shitty cars break within the first few hundred miles, Tesla blames the owner for "abuse" and won't honor the warranty.

"YOU GOTTA BE HIGH FOR THIS" print

2 Store Reviews

$75.00

Inspired by the infamous CYBERTRUCK and the debatably more infamous, Joe Rogan Podcast appearance.

*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."