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blood test came back i'm full of blood
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[by Snake on Twitter]
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i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about
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dreadnought alignment chart
(cooked up by myself and @studentofetherium)
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Local Tech Priest Harasses Big FUck With Silly Skitarii Plush Comic Directory
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I sometimes get asked if Scandinavian countries have cryptids like Big Foot and Mothman, and not just old folklore creatures like elves and trolls, and though I’m sure there are some they must to be very local because I haven’t heard about any.
I think Americans have to understand that your Frogmen, Nightcrawlers and Jersey Devils are your folklore creatures. You’re in the process of making your own folklore and I think that’s beautiful. Now you just have to get creative with it and imagine what type of culture those creatures have, the same way Scandinavians imagined trolls and gnomes to be enemies because gnomes protects houses and churches, or how the long-breasted troll/elf women Slattenpatte were hunted by the dark hunting party of the night, and of course the elf king sometimes had parties where he invited all the other creatures.
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You need to imagine Big Foot and Mothman having tea parties where the nightcrawlers aren’t invited because they only drink soda or something.
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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
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thinking that poor people shouldn't reproduce is in fact still eugenics
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an expert analysis of my five day old chicks
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Imagine the power of Buggy if Oda made him hot.
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Baby Tyrannosaurus Rex and its father at the beach.
Prehistoric Planet (2022) airing on May 23
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