After approximately 15 years of friendship I'm contractually obligated to.

Yup, pretty sure it’s in the contract right under the part about bailing me out of jail.

listen its not that tamlin locking feyre in a manor is ‘not a big deal’. its that sjm parallels tamlin and rhysand way too much for rhysand to be a viable, healthy option for feyre.

rhys put a whole city under a lockdown so severe people forgot about its existence (and from what the wiki says, the city was kept hidden for centuries even before, for the safety of its citizens) but tamlin locking feyre in a manor, so she wouldn’t follow him into an unsafe situation was crossing a line?

how do batteries work :(

(plus the full screenshot bc i can’t decide if it’s funnier cropped or not cropped)

Maybe it’s my fear of not being believed but I literally can’t do comedy where the other person isn’t being believed. Straight up, at first I would get stressed when the Human Centipede clip was going around. Like, do you know how terrifying it is to be in a wild ass date where you think you’re in danger and the waiter notices but has they have to open their mouth so now you have lie. Or the Elmo Rocko memes like, OF COURSE ELMO’S DISTRESSED! I WOULD BE TOO! LIKE EVERYONE IS TELLING YOU THIS ROCK IS REAL WHEN IT’S NOT(and like yah I’m sure there’s nuance to the situation but like COME ON).

Or Bibi from La Familia Peluche, I remember liking the show as kid and I still do but like, fuck man, the borderline emotional abuse than girl goes through IS WILD. LIKE EVERYONE FUCKING TELLING YOU THAT YOU’RE NOT NORMAL AND FEELING LIKE YOU’RE GOING CRAZY. I remember rewatching La Familia Peluche in Highschool and like fuck man, that period episode. Or to this day I remember the scene where they were serving food and she started to eat first and her family chastised her so she stops but then they make her feel back cause she already started so now she just continue to eat it and like I’ve literally been in a similar situation. And for those who haven’t watched the show, the whole shitck is that this is an absurd world where everyone works on a different level and Bibi’s the only who reacts normally to our eyes(the comedic straight man to alot of the jokes), which leads to the iconic line “Bibi porque no eres una niña normal”(Bibi why aren’t you a normal girl) that is said in every episode. Which from a dramatic irony perspective that we the audience know she’s the only normal person, makes it a funny joke, but if you think about it too hard, it’s so fucking sad, I just can’t help but not fully enjoy the show cause I just constantly feel bad for her.

Fuck even watching HALF LIFE VR BUT THE AI IS SELF AWARE FUCKS WITH ME! Like yes I very much enjoy the series! But, most of the time I’m just feeling bad for Gordon, like fuck man, I’d react the same way, wouldn’t you. Like ESPECIALLY BENRY! MAN DID HE STRESS ME OUT! I genuinely felt so bad for Gordon!

And then this slides into how I can’t enjoy alot of comedy(especially cringe humor) cause even though I understand the joke and think it funny on paper, I just end up feeling too bad for the character to actually enjoy. And it’s awful because I’ll STILL watch the shows because I’m invested in the characters not the humor if that makes sense??? (Oh, Community/The Office, the hate love relationship I have with you).

Anyway, yes I’m so fun to watch comedy with, I literally can’t be in the same room from some scenes. And yes, all my favorite characters follow the Only Sane Man trope, why’d you ask?

April fools day is supposed to be fun, not mean

reread the lotus casino scene im begging you. it lasts only 4 pages. stop holding onto the goddamn movie

message me what i need to change about my writing

ok i’m gonna set an alarm but it is not the end of the world if i miss the lecture tomorrow

Me: And here’s the tag for the ship week! It’s on all the graphics, it’s posted in the FAQ/guidelines, I’ve been using it on my posts. Just please use this tag so that I can easily find your work

Y’all, every ship week, without fail:

thank god chappell roan didn’t release good luck babe in summer 22!

The exasperated energy you bring towards the 911 fandom... and the monsterfucking/other smut 👍🏽

I mean. I am a pillar of salt. XD

Eheheheh the monsterfucking is truly my legacy and I’m okay with that.

I'm following you because you are really nice and pretty and you always have really nice lingerie which helps me feel better about my body and lingerie options.

Plus you are super interactive which is nice to see.

I actually have post-notifications on for you ♡

I'm not great at commenting in the tags of your pics, but I do try to send asks from time to time!

(Plus, I think I've been probably following you for quite a long time at this point...)

- @a-queer-sub-baby

🥺 thank you wow, this is so nice. and i can’t believe you have notifications on for me! 🙈

i try to be interactive!! and i know, you totally send asks and stuff, i get it!!

maybe i should fire rent lowering gunshots too

literally the top three posts when we go on your tumblr are all max don’t people check who they follow ? 😭

Drug addict Loki AU. Sex worker Loki AU. mental health at the bottom of the sea AU. Went off on his own and joined a cult happily AU. I’ve had enough of this. People acting like any Asgardian equivalent in a human AU wouldn’t be unhinged enough for Loki not fitting in to be more akin to ‘normal’ are wrong.

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