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cosmerelists · 1 day

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It's Quick, It's Easy, and It's Free! (Stormlight Edition)

It's a meme, kind of!

1. Lopen: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Eating crem!

Teft: Why would I do that though? Lopen: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!

2. Lift: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Stealing food!

Wyndle: W-While technically correct in your case, I'm not really sure that's the best... Lift: Quick! Easy! Free!

3. Hoid: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Listening to my stories!

Kaladin: ... quick? Hoid: On my timescale, almost anything can be considered quick. Kaladin: What? Hoid: What?

4. Shallan: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Looking at a cool flower or a nifty bug!

Adolin: Uh, Shallan, my love...I saw you look at a cremling for thirty minutes yesterday. Shallan: 😅

5. Rlain: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Not treating other people like crem!

Renarin: Here, here! Rlain: Although people sure act like it's difficult, sometimes...

6. Szeth: It's quick. It's easy. It costs nothing…material. It’s Murder.

Nightblood: Here, here! Szeth: This is a lament, sword-nimi.

7. Moash: It's quick, it's easy, and it's freeing. Giving up your emotions to Odium.

Odium: Nice variation on a theme! Moash: Thanks. I feel nothing.

8. Lezian: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free! Killing Kaladin!

Leshwi: I have…doubts about each of your chosen adjectives. Lezian: Shut UP, Leshwi!

9. Rock: He’s quick, he’s easy(going), and - thanks to Kaladin- he’s free! It’s me!

Skar: you say quick but the stew has been cooking for nine hours Rock: I did not say my STEWS are quick

10. Dalinar: It’s slow, it’s tough, and it costs everything: taking the next step

Adolin: I can’t decide…do you not understand the meme, or do you understand it too well? Dalinar: (mysterious smile)

#cosmere #cosmerelists #Stormlight Archive #Lopen #Teft #Lift #Wyndle #Hoid #Kaladin #Shallan #Adolin #Dalinar #rock #Skar #Lezian #Leshwi #Moash #Odium #Rlain #Renarin #Szeth #Nightblood

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onlycosmere · 21 days

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The Stormlight Archive by Josh Corpuz

Shallan, Dalinar, Kaladin, Jasnah, Szeth

Pattern, Moash, Adolin, Syl, Rock, Gaz

Hoid, Lopen, Eshonai, Navani, Zahel

Sadeas, Lift, Veil, Teft, Rlain

Ben McSweeney: Pretty excellent, I like a lot of these!

The artist is from the Phillipines, and they do superb animation work as well. I think they're tied up in videogames, working on JRPGs.

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hyoukanee · 9 days

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I present to you my favorite men from Rhythm of War (from left to right): Dabbid, Teft, Kaladin and Rock! Bridge Four artwork in progress~ p.s. Syl is the best girl ✨

#cosmere #cosmere fanart #brandon sanderson #stormlight archive #words of radiance #oathbringer #rhythm of war #kaladin stormblessed #lunamor #sylphrena #teft #dabbid #bridge four

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lillytalons · 2 months

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Lolll Kaladin is so mad he keeps hearing about Dalinar, sorry buddy, it’s literally never gonna stop.

Also, teft is hilarious, making odd, ominous comments at Kaladin. He clearly knows what’s up and is leaving everyone confused instead of just explaining. These bridgeman are all weirdos in their own way and I love that for them

#the way of kings #stormlight archive #Kaladin #teft

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sheepintheastralsea · 8 months

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EVEN IF THE ONE I HATE MOST. IS MYSELFDS

I AM SOBBING OVER THIS STUPID FUCKNG BOOT MR SANDERSON WHAT THE FUCK

TEFT MY BELOVED

#sheep reads stormlight #oathbringer #teft #stormlight archive #bridge four #tsa

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l3st1b0urn3s-707 · 4 months

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So you're telling me that Moash killed Teft. And Phendorana. I'm in denial, this can't be happening.

#rhythm of war spoilers #rhythm of war #the stormlight archive #cosmere #kaladin stormblessed #teft #brandon sanderson

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nerd-in-distress · 11 months

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lamaery · 2 years

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Cosmere Inktober – 8 salute

Well, I have to go Bridge four for that one. The idea was to explore what the salute means by having it done by different characters throughout the books: an affirmation of life, resilient optimism, deep respect, belonging and identity, a feeling of pride and honour, friendship, joy and confidence. All the good Bridge four feels.

---------------------------------- [image description: Row of eight panels of characters doing the bridge four salute with both arms crossed in front of their chests, their hands balled into fists. The first two pictures split it into two rows of four. Also there are two in progress versions of the line-up. One is the are the lines with shading in greyscale and the second with a gradient map coloring of deep red and purples, a blue for the mid-tones and a warm eggshell white for the lighter areas. From left to right: Rock as a bridgeman, although he has already his beard shaved and styled in Horneater style with the top of his head and his chin shaved. The Lopen doing the one armed version of the salute. He also wears a loose shirt, cloth pants and the bridgeman vest with a padded shoulder section. His right sleeve is tied in a knot where is arm is missing. He is grinning broadly. Water containers hanging from his shoulders. Teft is wearing a Kholin soldier uniform. The bridge four tattoo is adorning his forehead. He gives off serious sergeant energy. Renarin is also wearing the foot soldier uniform. His is lit from below like from a campfire in front of dark nightly background. His salute is a bit more cautious. His expression implies he is not necessarily sure of what he is doing but still kind of proud to be part of this. Rlain is doing the salute in tall and broad shouldered warform. His now too small uniform jacket is tied around his waist. The bridge tattoo can be made out on the forehead part of his helmet like carapace. Lyn does the salute in the windrunner uniform – a long coat with a flare from the hips and white sash around the waist. She blushes in a very happy and proud way in front of bright blue sky. Syl also wears the windrunner uniform, but with Kaladin's rank insignia on the forearms and shoulders. Her laugh is full of joy. Kaladin is a in a simple white button down, his hair in a ponytail. He looks happy and relaxed, casually doing the salute.]

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headcanonsandmore · 11 months

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#stormlight archive #the stormlight archive #cosmere #kaladin #kaladin stormblessed #dalinar kholin #shallan davar #adolin kholin #navani kholin #teft #sigzil #rock #rlain #bridge four #lift #venli #polls

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spookiest-semic · 25 days

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My worst (best) cosmere take is if stormlight has already focused so much on redemption and working towards being a better person, Vyre can be redeemed, and I hope he is.

most all characters tagged actively work to better themselves not despite of past mistakes or to make it better in some way but because they want to be better people

#vyre #stormlight archive #moash stormlight #moash #cosmere #dalinar kholin #elhokar kholin #venli #teft #bridge 4 #kaladin stormblessed #jasnah kholin #lirin #leshwi #adolin kholin #shalash’elin #sylphrena #szeth son son vallano #sja-anat

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knight-of-skyloft · 9 months

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What your favorite Rlain ship says about you:

Rlain/Thude: you love a good "friends since childhood" romance. or you think long coats are sexy

Rlain/Venli: *sings*

Let our love be a flame, not an ember

Say it's me that you want to dismember

Blacken my eye

Set fire to my tie

As we dance to the Masochism Tango

Rlain/Shallan: you think mapmaking is a good first date activity

Rlain/Mraize: you got tired of watching Tumi try to pick between two handsome men and wished they would run off with each other instead

Rlain/Eshonai: you like bittersweet coming of age stories about relationships that are destined to fail

Rlain/Teft: you think there's no such thing as "too much Teft"

Rlain/Renarin: you've been edged for the past three years and you're into it

Rlain/Kaladin: *chef's fingers* it's all about the trust

Rlain/Renarin/Kaladin: you refuse to pit two bad bitches against each other

Rlain/Szeth: nothing gets you like bald4bald

#stormlight archive #rlain rlendsday #rlain #thude #shallan davar #kaladin stormblessed #renarin kholin #szeth #venli #eshonai #teft #mraize

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cosmerelists · 8 months

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Kaladin asks: “Would you still love me if I was a cremling?”

“Would you still love me if I was a worm” is a meme. But on Roshar, of course, they’d ask the question using cremlings, not worms. So let’s say that Kaladin asked his friends this very important question. How would they reply?

1. Adolin

Adolin: Sure, I don’t see why not!

Adolin: Can I give you a tiny, cremling-sized sword?

Adolin: It’d be pretty cute!

2. Renarin

Renarin: [considering]

Renarin: Yes, I believe so.

Renarin: So long as I knew it was you, I don’t see why my view of you would change.

Adolin: ...now I feel a little bad about my flippant cremling-sword answer.

Renarin: Nah, that would be cute.

3. Shallan

Shallan: Oooh, so you’d be a cremling with human intelligence?

Shallan: I could make you a shalebark habitat, and then have you describe the symbiotic relationship from the cremling perspective!

Shallan: Plus, you could tell me about what tastes good, whether you feel artistic...

Kaladin: I’m not sure I like the glint in your eye...

Shallan: I might love you more.

4. Moash

Moash: “Just a cremling” they’d say. “We can definitely kill him now.”

Moash: But no.

Moash: I know you’d still be unkillable.

Moash: You’d be the most overpowered radiant cremling ever.

Kaladin: Is that a yes, or...?

5. Teft

Teft: Of course, lad.

Teft: Shouldn’t be too hard to find some way for me to become a cremling too.

Kaladin: Uh...you don’t need to be a cremling in this thought experiment.

Teft: I’m your lieutenant, aren’t I?

6. Zahel

Zahel: No.

Zahel: Toss you out. Let nature take its course.

Kaladin: You, uh, know it’s still me, right? Just in cremling-shape?

Zahel: I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

7. Rlain

Rlain: Hmmm....yes.

Rlain: In fact, I think I would love you more.

Rlain: You’d finally have a shell!

8. Navani & Dalinar

Navani: Of course we would. I’ll even make you a little glyph board to crawl over to tell me all of your cremling thoughts.

Navani: Perhaps you could write the first book from the cremling perspective.

Navani: Men write now, so all bets are off.

Dalinar: But you are not allowed to call your book The Way of Cremlings. I will not allow it.

Navani: Dalinar, please! The man’s a cremling!

Kaladin: ...I feel like you guys might be making fun of me.

9. Lirin & Hesina

Hesina: You know I would, Kaladin.

Hesina: I’d give you a nice cremling habitat with a nice high rock for you to sit on.

Kaladin: Thanks, mom.

Lirin: At the very least, you’d take care of wounded cremlings, right?

Kaladin: D-Dad?!

Lirin: Gotta do something with your cremling life.

10. Lewshi

Lewshi: I would continue to respect you as a warrior.

Lewshi: However, I do not think we could duel anymore.

Kaladin: You don’t think?

Lewshi: Well, I know not to make assumptions when it comes to you.

11. Rock

Rock: ...

Rock: Tell me this. Are you the delicious type of cremling?

Kaladin: Y-You’d eat me?!

Rock: ...

Rock: Think of the fine stew!

Kaladin: NO

12. Syl

Syl: ...

Kaladin: Uh, are you okay, Syl?

Syl: (whispering) Tiny, glowing cremling with a sword!

Syl: S-So cute!

Adolin: That’s what I was saying!

Kaladin: ...

Kaladin: Why did I think this was a good idea?

#cosmere #cosmerelists #stormlight archive #Kaladin #Adolin #Renarin #Shallan #Teft #Rlain #Moash #Dalinar #Navani #Lirin #Rock #Hesina #Syl #lewshi #Zahel

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wyndlerunner · 1 year

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After Teft and Wayne, I’m going to be so suspicious every time a character seems to be quickly making a lot of progress healing from their personal trauma

#rhythm of war spoilers #the lost metal spoilers #the lost metal #tlm #rhythm of war #cosmere #the stormlight archive #stormlight archive #mistborn #mistborn era 2 #brandon sanderson #teft #teft stormlight archive #wayne terrisborn #wax and wayne #Wayne mistborn

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swordferret · 6 months

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Teft, Knight Radiant

#the stormlight archive #pixel art #cosmere #digital art #teft

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sheepintheastralsea · 7 months

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WHAT THE FUCK BRANDON SANDERSON. WHY. WHAT HTE FUCK. actually fuck off. that is not fair. that is SO not fair. im going to commit murder. TEFT??? MY BABY BOY???? YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE WHY TEFT IM ACTUALLY GOING TO EXPLODE

#sheep reads stormlight #rhythm of war #fuck off #teft #cosmere #the stormlight archive #tsa spoilers #tsa

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patrickdiomedes · 2 years

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we also got Nale, Teft, and Rlain miniature reveals.

#Cosmere #The Stormlight Archive #Teft #Rlain #Nale

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