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antiadvil · 7 months

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you know what. fuck it. i'm running for speaker of the US house of representatives. my qualifications are that i'm loud and i have more people who like me than jim jordan

#politics #us politics #speaker of the house #republicans #technically not a joke #you don't need to be in the house to be speaker #everyone who lives in a republican congressional district:#call your representative and tell them to vote for lou from tumblr #i would do a very good job #lou is loud

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bet-on-me-13 · 16 days

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Danny is a Fae at Starbucks

So! Danny works by Fae Rules, Names and all, but he has no idea about that because he was forced to run away from Home (and the Ghost portal) before his Ghostly Education could be completed.

He runs to Gotham and eventually gets a job at Starbucks, or some other Cafe.

He has to ask the question "Could I get your name please?" A LOT while working there. And unintentionally steals hundreds of Names by the end of his first day, much less a week or a month into his job.

One day, Constantine visits Gotham for a Meeting with Batman, but by the time he gets to the Meeting Point he has bigger issues to discuss.

"Why the hell does half of your City belong to a Fae Lord?!"

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Fae Rules #Danny is a Fae #Or to be make accurate the Fae is just another name for Realms Ghosts #Danny doesn't know this because he was separated from the Portal before he could learn about it #Danny has unintentionally stolen half of Gotham #He is now a Fae Lord by default #Not that he knows that #Half of the Batfam belongs to him #They all love his coffee #Tim has Joked that he would sell his soul for a cup of his Coffee #Now he Technically Has...

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 5 months

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#good omens #good omens memes #incorrect good omens quotes #jokes #funny #oki I know technically they are not boys but... :D <3

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disabledalliums · 2 months

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Tommyinnit. Not the polyamorous icon we need, but the polyamorous icon we deserve.

#the catfish talks #tommyinnit #JOKE I GOTTA SAY HES PROBABLY NOT KNOWING HES POLY BUT HE IS TECHNICALLY

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platinum-disco-elysium · 2 months

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rb to bite the person u reblogged from

#jokes on them theyre all technically reblogging from me so im gonna get so many bites tee hee

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wrightfamily · 5 months

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dungeon meshi. just a few hours away.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #part of the joke is that she likes dragons a lot but got too caught up in technicalities #<-message for anyone saying it should have been someone besides fallin #also the fact that she got eaten by a dragon. and had a skull 💀

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onionninjasstuff · 11 months

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#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt splinter #separated au #villain au #TECHNICALLY i kept my promise #coz a week is a 7 days period #sorry if its scuffed last few days were super rough for me #non-stop freaking out #the writers block has been blocking #the jokes have not been joking #the speech bubbles have been trying to murder me again #but i think im doing a lil better now #april soup in the next one??#villain pb&j duo

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whomst-yall · 17 days

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loop and siffrin desperately trying to pass them off as his long lost twin is the best human!loop joins the party idea, in this essay i will-

#isat #isat siffrin #isat loop #in stars and time #in stars and time siffrin #in stars and time loop #isat spoilers #technically #two hats spoilers #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #joking aside not really a slooper myself but the fanart slaps sooo ;P #fandom: in stars and time #twinfrin au

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sonic-adventure-3 · 9 months

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sheriff shadow of floating rock world finale

+ ps5-less versions

#my art #sonic prime #shadow the hedgehog #sth #shadow #sheriff shadow #sheriff shadow of floating rock world #prime #2 MONTHS IN THE MAKING (technically) BABEY!!!#I’M DONE!! I’M FREE!!!!#insane how i’ve made 3 whole fully finished pieces to an offhand joke #gun tw

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ruporas · 1 year

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kiss the pain away

#vashwood #trigun #trigun stampe #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #ep 10 was crazy bc vashwood was literally the plot goodbye #i like how the most intimate moment between these two was in the goddamn sewers #i feel like that alone symbolizes so much in their relationship. im half joking BUT ITS JUST LIKE #the SPONTANEITY the PRIVACY they get in such an open Space while being literally chased / hunted after....#and vash is out here showing his scars.............. and ill always lose my mind that they gave this spotlight to wolfwood instead of #meryl and milly like in the previous versions. i dont know how else to read this other than that wolfwood is the romantic interest of stamp #it makes sense even aside from this scene. u know. wolfwood was technically the damsel in distress in ep 5-6 and vash saved/helped him.#and who stayed in the bedroom with vash.................#who rushed to his side when he got shot...... with that worried ass expression....#i dont have anything smart to say at all im just gushing over vashwood thru stampede bc its just so blatant. and its great that its blatant #bc it was blatant in trimax too. like so blatant. the romance was written in every chapter they showed up together #god #ive never witnessed a pairing more canon without being spoken as such its soooooo much theyre so much #ruporas art

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jack-the-fool · 3 months

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#i'd imagine this happens relatively early like act 2 shenanigans #something about being able to spot things as an outside observer but fully oblivious when you're directly involved #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #isat siffrin #isat isabeau #isat loop #isafrin #technically spoilers since you'd need the twohats ending to fully get the joke #jack.txt #jack.png

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sunshines-child · 5 months

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Before TV show: Haha Nico has 2 blonde himbos busting their asses for his attention. After TV show: Haha Nico has 3 blonde himbos busting their asses for his attention.

#pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo tv show #pjo show #nicodiangelo #percy jackson #jason grace #will solace #solangelo #jasico #percico #After A Kairos Moment: Haha Nico has 4 blonde himbos busting their asses for his attention #Look I know Aeon technically has white hair but it's blonde tinted okay.#Yes I know he's not a himbo let the joke be in PEACE #Too bad Tortellini is a brunette *whips out bleach*

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starry-bi-sky · 5 months

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more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny