staring at you with autism eyes. this is a kin moment, since I did ask and I’m silly about it

could I request a v2 [ultrakill] stimboard with this one specific mechanical wing gif [I can’t get the link, but stimboard-logs has used it multiple times before? it’s linked as mercy wings iirc] but also with fire and gun themes if possible :3

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V2 (Ultrakill) Kin Stimboard for 🩸 anon! (I know what you are/aff) 🌱

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fun fact I actually P-ranked him on my first run through the level which I'm super stoked about, love the silly sm

call the pussy heaven the way i’m never getting in

how to interact with the god of war, brutality and bloodlust: a guide by 12 year olds:

stay unimpressed

outsmart him

tell him to watch his mouth

bonus: Annabeth 'ready to stab Hephaestus' Chase

not only is it thicker, blood is sticker than water. maybe that's relevant somehow?

november - sparkbird

head empty, just thoughts of mirror/possessed caelus absolutely ruining [reader] and teasing them relentlessly.

someday I will write about him and I will pour in all my effort into it but today is not that day

today is the day I actually get back to working on requests

yvyhvsxhvcyh i was thinking of aziraphale and crowley talking about jesus and----

“I mean, you did make his acquaintance. You knew him quite well, in fact, if I remember correctly.”

“He was a good bloke,” Crowley said, grinning. 

“Naturally. He is the Son of God, Christ, Messiah, the Lord and Saviour, the Alpha and Omega, the Prince of Peace–” Aziraphale might have went on, if Crowley hadn’t nonchalantly interjected, a glint in his eyes.

“One time we got so drunk that he passed out on the main street, right in front of the door to our lodging.”

“Um.”

“Had to drag him inside. And when we were back in Jerusalem, we–and I want to stress that it was his idea– we conned people on the street, me stealing wallets and jewelry and Yeshua catching me red-handed, bagging the rewards. I believe they still call this con the ‘False Good Samaritan’ nowadays. In the evenings, we’d always have a nice place to stay and a proper feast. Ah, good times!”

Crowley, indulging in reminiscences, did not catch the look on Aziraphale’s face. It was not scandal, not even annoyance, no– it did not take a schooled eye to identify it simply as jealousy, repressed. The angel lifted his nose. 

“Well, I’m glad you had fun.” He exhaled, letting go of the unpleasant emotion. With one look at Crowley, his features softened. “No true harm done, I would assume, knowing you. I mean, knowing Jesus. Er, well, I didn’t know Jesus, unfortunately, but you know what I mean. I would assume he was an upright fellow, if it came down to it. I mean, I’m sure– I know he was.”

“He was a bastard.”

“Technically, that is correct. However, I would object to you calling Jesus Christ–”

Another fic title: Cork the Bottle

after finding out about the night yorb induced swingers club their parents are all apart of, the bad kids have one mission: break them all up (they fail)

Actually, when DID Scar evade his taxes? Was it during King Ren's reign?

Season six! When making the log barge shop Cub and Scar mention the reason they located it just off-shore was to evade shopping district taxes.

Also in third life, him and Grian didn’t pay tribute to the Red King, which reads as tax evasion in my book.

Day 26 Six feet

Six feet from the portal? Six feet underground? Six feet from learning the true about your sun? Many possibilities.

TMMTTOBER Day 1: Favorite turtle!

the specialest boy!!! small and round and full of chaos!

tmnttober seems like so much fun i couldn’t resist joining in!

wolfgang's growing garden :>

Roulette and Wolfgang belong to @duckroulette

i dont usually make fanart but its been OVER A YEAR since i drew anything for SAF so obviously i must rectify that with silly doodles

GOT A GOOD GRADE IN THERAPY!!! (normal to want and possible to achieve)

We are on a BEATLES LOCKDOWN!!!!!

NOW AND THEN COMES OUT TOMMRORW

What if Eddie Munson has a s/o that’s in an indie rock band kinda like him!?! I feel like they’d click so well :)

instantly hard. if Eddie Munson hears any rock/punk/metal band with a female lead vocalist he's falling in love immediatley. much less one as hot as you????? jesus fucking christ he doesn't stand a chance. you got a gig at the hideout and the second your set starts, he leans forward on his hands like he did on the picnick table in the woods. I'm imagining you sing something sorta like this and he's completely floored by your charisma, your stage presance. Not to mention how amazing your voice and and lyrics are???? Gareth and Jeff are shoving him and teasing him and telling him to shoot his shot and he's nervous. he's usually nervous around girls cause in spite of how much he can fucking slay pussy left and right not a lot of girls in hawkins are really into metalheads yk. but this time he's nervous because you've been looking at him the whole time. not just looking at him, but making eyes at him. the chemistry is electric and if the way you're looking at him now with those pretty eyes is anything to go off of he actually has a good shot with you and it's fucking terrifying. so he bites the bullet and starts talking to you, complimenting your set, and holy fuck you're better than he could have imagined. you click right away, falling into vibrant fast paced conversation about music and bands and gigs and whatever else springs to mind. neither of you can shut up and you don't want to. 20 minutes later you're holed up in the bathroom or back halls of the hideout with your tongues down each others throats, hands everywhere as you tear off each others clothes. and that chemistry, that electricity never drops. you're just like that with each other. he even calls you his little energizer bunny. or maybe just bunny for short.

O cuz hermie tehcnially is my half. Brither? Ig? But not rlly. SO so If ur mean 2 him we are throwin hands 👊👊👊