Camilla Hect's Morning Routine.
she's absolutely my favorite.
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I desperately want to know how John introducing the empire at large to Kiriona went down.
“Hi all! I’d like to introduce you to your new crown prince! You might have noticed she looks a little dead. This is because she’s dead. No I didn’t kill her. She is my biological daughter, don’t ask me where she came from. Don’t ask her either. Now she’s been a little bored these days cooped up with me and the Saint of Awe, so I’m putting her in charge of a couple Cohort units. No she doesn’t have any military experience, but she’s pretty good with a sword I think? And ladies, did I mention she’s single ;)”
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Very rare non TLT post but I couldn’t help myself. The moment calls for it 😂
Available here on Redbubble!
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if nona is amnesiac!gideon in harrowbod does that count as a griddlehark kiss
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this is what the Lyctor Trials looked like btw
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i am ENTIRELY too stupid for the locked tomb books i never know what's going on and i can tell that i just haven't understood so much of what's going on in nona especially but holy shit. SO much fun
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so basically two scientists, an engineer, a detective, a lawyer, and an artist (+ a banker + a nun) walked into a bar to help one man become God
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Intimidated by Corona.
Who wouldn't be...? She's a giant woman.
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Re-read GtN and HtN this week. Managed not to cry at catch you on the flipside sugarlips. Did NOT manage to not cry during Act V bubble plot. 👍
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tlt mgpis au:
harrowhark is mackenzie zales
gideon is trisha 2 and britnay bc i said so lol
ianthe is shay van buren
babs is cameron van buren
coronabeth is mikayla van buren
cytherea is jenna darabond
dulcinea is ashley katchadourian lol
also imagine the scene where britnay and cameron are fighting and trisha 1 and mikayla are chatting in the background
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Fascinated by how all the fanartists seemingly decided that Gideon has literal teeth in her chest wound.
I just kind of assumed that Nona - being the one protagonist who absolutely doesn't know bones, thank you - meant Gideon's ribs?
But it is very telling of these books that not only would teeth be plausible enough, they'd also have very specific (worrying) implications.
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agressively side eyeing how the pre-resurrection og lyctor/cavs were already paired up before they died. like. just seems very convenient that in the five pairs that make up the sum total of people john loves on earth, each pair ends up with exactly one adept and one non-adept, setting the stage perfectly for lyctorhood.
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...should I make my god/mercy/augustine tag 'bad cop worse cop and sorry cop'
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so in the 2026 of the locked tomb universe, why do we think twitch banned john gaius from streaming? i’m going with necromancy violates twitch’s tos, but also a side of john got cancelled on twitter for cow crimes and isolated his cult in response
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canon “fact”: Cassiopeia the First died baiting Varun, the Eater, into the River.
wild-ass theory: Cassiopeia faked her death by submerging in the River and exiting it elsewhere while everyone else was distracted by Varun.
even more wild-ass theory: Cassiopeia learned the truth about Earth’s destruction because while in the River she was able to directly touch the mind of Varun and see its memory of what happened
my own desperate hope: Cassiopeia the First is fused with Varun
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