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oh-jail-for-mother · 2 days

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gideon nav loves like a dog who grew up with nothing but a chain around her neck and a bowl of dirty water and that knows that the hand that feeds her is the very same hand that beats her but she still can't help but wag her tail a little when she sees her owner approach

#can we not do this please #also this is spot on op #gideon nav

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oh-jail-for-mother · 4 days

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Lovable Mercymorn

#i love this so much #mercymorn #cristabel oct

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oh-jail-for-mother · 5 days

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I see you're locked in my gay and stupid tomb again

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oh-jail-for-mother · 5 days

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heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting

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oh-jail-for-mother · 5 days

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my top 5 harrow moments

“then perish”

calling a recipe book an ‘instruction manual’

saying the teens had underdeveloped brains at her wise age of seventeen

soupgate

telling ortus he looks like a potato even though she’s never seen one

#harrow i will kiss you

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oh-jail-for-mother · 5 days

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#if i could be anything in this world i would be sunlight streaming through trees onto rivers onto grasses onto everything i want this so bad

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oh-jail-for-mother · 6 days

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trailers are nothing to me anymore like ohhh dramatic music big title card whatever. if it's worth watching then the gay people in my phone will tell me

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oh-jail-for-mother · 6 days

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It’s an Ursula k le Guin free your mind from the idea of deserving kind of day

#she's never been wrong a day in her life

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oh-jail-for-mother · 6 days

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like. harrow only has two short chapters of ntn where she’s fully herself but god she is SO herself. john tells her his whole story and she goes “interesting. i have some notes.” she tells ianthe to die. she makes out with alecto. she passes out. baby you are my forever girl.

#harrowhark nonagesimus

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oh-jail-for-mother · 7 days

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soft n sleepy

#i used to have everything #killing eve

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oh-jail-for-mother · 8 days

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NEVER ask a WOMAN:

her AGE

her CAVALIER’S NAME

what she put in THE SOUP

#UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES

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oh-jail-for-mother · 8 days

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I would have said "Philomena The Ninth" but that wasn't as funny.

#crazy crossover #the locked tomb #philomena cunk

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oh-jail-for-mother · 9 days

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it is an absolute delight to see you in my notes because i hear the dramatic reading of the miette tweet every time I see your url, thank you for your contribution you are a pleasure to have in class

I AM IN TEARS!!!! this just made my day thank you

#having a hard time in college rn #i'm tacking up 'a pleasure to have in class' on my wall

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oh-jail-for-mother · 9 days

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sometimes I getting hit with Pyrrha looking at Alecto, Harrow and Paul and none of them are the same people she has spent 6 months loving and caring for

#the locked tomb

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oh-jail-for-mother · 10 days

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ianthe's poker fantasy

#the locked tomb #LMAO

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oh-jail-for-mother · 12 days

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i can’t express enough the degree to which i screamed when nona was like “ughhh i shouldn’t have mentioned crowns boobs every time i do cam puts a little tally mark in her dumb book” yeah girl she’s trying to see which cringefail lesbian you are!!!! she’s collecting relevant data!!!!!!!

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oh-jail-for-mother · 14 days

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Can you explain this gap in your blog history

#i got busy with college i'm so sorry i'll be right back

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