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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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life hack: imagine your ocd intrusive thoughts are anon hate so you can reply "the reading comprehension on this site"
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He added, after a pause: “Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.”
Les Misérables, Volume I / Book V / Chapter III, trans. Hapgood
#is this anything? idk I've been looking at it too long to tell. anyways I just really liked this passage#^ the text here is a little abridged tbc bc i couldn't draw all the uses of nettles he lists etc#I think I might also color that last panel separately bc I'm really pleased with it tbh#thoughts#my art#les mis#jean valjean
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the way that this page in particular was adapted just OOZES studio trigger tbh. like I know everyone likes to joke about studio trigger being the horny studio, but the quick jerky animation direction is what truly makes their work recognizable to me. I can practically see Lio Fotia bleeding through the pixels in that 5 frame animation of Falin peeking through her fingers
#lyla's talking again#dungeon meshi#I was thinkin about the clip of her peeking through her fingers just now and had to say my thoughts lol#but also that sequence of her scrambling over the building is going to live in my head for the rest of my life tbh#it's BEAUTIFUL#animation
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FNAF Vanny cooked too hard with M.X.E.S,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#mxes#fnaf gregory#glamrock freddy#fnaf#security breach#fnaf ruin#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#why does mxes look like that#TBH I actually like how MXES is based off a hare giving em this more angular look#but then also some angles just feel like he’s mewing#MXES MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥#I also like the idea Vanny made mxes#so it’s like he’s taking back the whole ‘rabbit aesthetic’ for herself#Vanny’s real answer is she thought he looked cool BAHA
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Truths that Co-Exist
Barbie (2023) is a giant product placement that profits off nostalgia.
The writing is profound and life-changing and understands why we seek nostalgia in a way most nostalgia-driven entertainment doesn’t.
The film is self-aware about how even now, Barbie dolls set incredibly unrealistic beauty standards. Their “body diversity” does not even scratch the surface of what that phrase really means. I don’t expect this to change.
The film still made a beautiful statement with the scene on the bench about how societal beauty standards are narrow and restrictive! And that beauty comes from experiencing life and the marks it leaves on you!
Its feminist statements are validating. Many of us see our reality onscreen, and the great thing is that it includes how cishet men fall down a pipeline of toxic hypermasculinity. It also shows the solution, and allows men to express themselves despite what society expects them to be.
The film is a capitalist venture.
The cast (aside from the leads) and crew were probably overworked and severely underpaid during filmmaking.
We can still appreciate that something fun was made, and we all made another wonderful memory where we and our loved ones went to the movies color-matching in pink.
We should not feel guilty about seeing ourselves in this film.
Meanwhile, support the WGA and SAG-Aftra strike.
#i am kenough#barbie#barbie 2023#i have a lot of thoughts about this film but i had fun#ken#barbenheimer#barbie movie#margot robbie#ryan gosling#i wanted to sob at seeing simu liu having fun onscreen tbh#tears falling like peridots
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my girl celia really said have you ever heard of this one show it’s called the magnus archives and it’s a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commo-
#celia ripley#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol spoilers#tmagp 7#girlie was REALLY going ham lmfao#i thought the writing for those lines was really clunky tbh she didn’t feel like she did last episode and it was very fanservicey#but yk what i’m a fan so thank you for your service 🫡#GOING INSANE
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theyre being supportive
#lineart coloring on this is Wacky ik i dont wanna talk abt it tbh#chryssy au#this lil idea has been In My Head since i thought of it i cant get it out#queen chrysalis#starlight glimmer#trixie lulamoon#starburst#starburst mlp#mlp#my art#my little pony#mlp fim#my little pony: friendship is magic#starchrys
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C: "-not to mention snexism."
A: "Sorry what was that?"
C: "Snake sexism. Snexism. Women don't have it easy in the snake world either."
That didn't sound like a real thing, Aziraphale thought, but he did not voice his concern. Claiming that snexism wasn't real sounded exactly like something a snexist would say.
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honestly it was a red flag when bbc sherlock went “well obviously the word written in blood isn’t the german word for revenge, it’s clearly the beginning of the name ‘rachel’, what absolute idiot would fail to see that” when in the original novel it is, in fact, the german word for revenge, which sherlock points out gleefully to a roomful of policemen who all figure it’s the beginning of the name ‘rachel.’
and by red flag I mean it was a clear sign that the adaptation was trying to one-up the source material, instead of engaging with it with love.
#sherlock holmes#finx rambles#this kinda bugged me even when I first watched it and still thought it was a super cool show#and tbh it WAS super cool in a lot of ways#they had such dynamic and exciting editing#good pacing#cool character introductions#great snappy lines#but this was a small thing that rankled even then
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Fun fact: I did not know Astarion had the Charlatan background before picking it for my Tav so every time they acted in-character they both got inspiration and it just became this
#bg3#bg3 tav#baldur's gate 3#astarion#their little portraits right next to each other in the inspiration tab<3#worsties together tbh#for some reason i thought he'd have noble?? i heard smth abt him having that back in the day?
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#i was gonna make this a text post but thought#why would i do that when i can make it easily consumable via meme#tbh love this format its so easy and hits the spot#My Wish Is to Fall in Love Until You Die#Kimi ga Shinu made Koi wo Shitai#my memes#my bs
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80s anime dubbing is truly a lost art form
#i watched it subbed and then I went and watched it dubbed and it was technically worse but it made me laugh many times so mayb it was better#you probably have seen clips from it already but tbh the whole thing is full of gems#it’s like instead of t he thing where you only get 1 f word per movie it’s like they thought if they didn’t hit a certain quota of fucks#they just wouldn’t get paid#devilman
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spotlight stolen yet again
later:
dw he got apollo to wear the shirt eventually
#more sdt stream doodles lmfao#the only necessary context is that the first image is in reference to 4-4#and the overarching story of AJ tbh lol#not a diss on the game i have many thoughts that won’t fit into just the tags on a shitpost tho lol#will add to this later#ace attorney#apollo justice#phoenix wright#my art#comic#id in alt text
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he's a menace to society... uh and also Zoro is a demon I guess
love the @amazingeurus priest/demon au!!!
#zosan#zoro x sanji#sanzo#yall thought sanji would be in kuchenne rewolucje how about ojciec mateusz tho????#jk#my art#one piece#one piece fanart#zoro#sanji#i really like demon/priests au the only thing christianity is good for nowadays tbh#this and przydrożne kapliczki#used to love ao no exorcist when it first came out sometimes I think about revisiting it
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all these posts like “don’t shop at boatem they support cannibalism” “the evil empire is a crypto scam” “don’t buy at octagon they’re trying to destroy the fabric of the universe” where the FUCK else am I supposed to shop????
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may i recommend horse head farms? we sell a variety items for agreeable prices and have alternate payment plans which mean you don’t have to spend a single diamond! you can find us via the nether hub <3
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do NOT shop at Horse Head Farms! Their items are incredibly overpriced (you can find grass, logs, etc for better prices) and this “alternative payment scheme” is actually signing an IOU. If you don’t know what that is, IOU stands for “I Owe You” and is a legal document that, when possessed, someone can force you to do anything. Literally anything. LegalKnight does a great video going into detail about it. According to this article, Horse Head Farms have just invested in building an auction house, possibly to sell off the IOUs they’ve acquired, so scummy CEOs could force you to work at their companies. Not to mention, their owners are incredibly sketchy, xBCrafted regularly tweets conspiracy theories and Hypnotizd invests in crypto
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youre wrong actually, i have had nothing but brilliant service at Horse Head Farms. IOUs arent sketchy theyre normal pieces of paper. #shoptoday
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… you’re literally one of the owners
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to answer the original question, here’s a list of more reputable businesses that you can support instead!
Tays Trees
HIVE-DR8
Joe Hills’ Flower Stalls
Big Eyes
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hey not to derail this post or anything but is anyone going to mention how OP literally fetishises slime hybrids???
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hate when i crashland in the lava biome
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you mean the nether
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i do not
#i think it’s a national park or something #idk its like this for miles #its near boatem
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This weekend at Big Eyes we are having a #SALE of up to 99% OFF! EVERY item has a discount! Don’t waste your diamonds, shop at Big Eyes!
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sweetfaces! we are going into debt! please buy ❤️❤️💕❤️🍆😭😭😭❤️
-papa k
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kerlais why woudl you reblog on that account
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we need all the reach we can get bubbles! ❤️😝❤️❤️🍆💕
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#always love stuff where it shows what social media is like in a fictional universe#anyways i headcanon season 8 had normal people going around and shopping in those shops. its so funny to think about#i’ve seen posts like these before and thought i’d have a go at them!#tbh i don’t think c!hypno would have a tumblr but for the purposes of this. its funny#fake post#unreality#<- i think i tag that for this?#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft season 8#hermitcraft s8#hhf
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