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My dogs my beloved dogs!! The first line of beastial spirit vine soldiers from my LoK AU. Created by Baatar when during experimentation, he discovered the spirit energy after being condensed causes the vines to react strangely to machinery and processed material. Turning the inorganic to organic.
These soldiers are comprised of spirit vines that have mutated in reaction to the condensed activated spirit energy and adhered themselves to the suits. Similar to "mimics" in a way, they can conceal their mouths fully so they're indistinguishable from human soldiers, though very astute earthbenders may notice they neither breathe nor have a heartbeat.
#LoK#Legend of Korra#LoK AU: Sovereign Guard#Neon Ocean Art#[ *pointing* looookk my puppies!#they are so 'get your fuckin dog bitch. it dont bite. yes it do' coded you know???#I've had these sketches for nearly 3 years omfg that is how long I've been wanting to talk about them#and this is only series 1 there are other variants including the mecha suits#There is so much more going on with them as well#they aren't sentient they cant think at all#in essence they are funny little plant dudes hehehe#only Baatar and Kuvira know about them and they're hidden throughout their forces#of course they can't do any bending either but that doesn't mean they aren't capable of holding their own#any time you see an immediate security detail around Baatar specifically you can guarantee it's mostly comprised of these#they start out rather simplistic where they just take orders and not much else#but over time they start slowly mutating on their own such as becoming more prone to reacting to Baatar's emotions without him realizing#or taking commands he hasn't said yet#they're also the perfect disposal service for things you want gone and not found#they'll eat anything ]
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fanart for what may be my favorite fic of all time, Running Behind by @asidian! here's prompto enjoying all the foods from the fic beacuse he deserves it <3
#ffxv#prompto argentum#final fantasy xv#final fantasy 15#im going to be wild in the tags here for a moment. this fic makes me CRRRRRRRAZZZZZZEYYYYYYYYYYYYY#like barking snarling yowling tearing up dirt with my hands taking bites out of the drywall#its like old at this point but every couple of years i remember it and im like well here i go again! and reread it in a several hour sprint#and then scream and cry nad throw up cause i love it soooo so much#seriously i recommend it so sohard . honestly even if you dont like ffxv#ultimate hurt comfort fic checks off all my boxes 11/10 explodeing#oh yes also the art is here. yea i got carried away drawing the foods jfkdslhglks#hi author if you read these tags im sorry for pinging you about your fic that came out like. 7 years ago#but ive been meaning to make fanart for it for sooooo long cause i love it and i finally got around to it lol#koob art#digital art#im going to be pissed if theres a food i forgot to include lmao#anyways yea i <3 prompo my scrinkly winkly crunkly doo he deserfes happines. im going to disappear into the sunset now
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There were casualties in the bedroom last night
#sfw furry#furry sfw#furry art#Stoat Scribbles#OC#My Dumpling#sometimes you just gotta bite tear chew and sometimes you miss the sleeve and take a chunk of flesh out of your boyfriend
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the first encounter!! :0
#submas#ingo#sona#my sona#sona art#tangential hooliganart#hes so worried my sona would take a bite out of his arm!! 😭😭😭#they would never i prommy!! 🥺🥺🥺#plz stick your hand between the bars >:3c#lol jk jk frfr
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Hello sexy,
I have one dare for you. If you would be kind and show us the hottest picture of yourself in your gallery rn, that would be awesome!
Thank you ❤️
You choose
#never really liked taking pictures of myself#still don't#started out a fear to be conquered#don't take my personal pictures#kinda like the art of it#photography#for the blog (mutuals ✨)#you choose#told you I'm indecisive#asks#asks open#anonymous or not#don't be shy#i don't bite 😏#which one is your favourite?#m.a.d#enjoy the blog
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Gideon Nav... teehe twirling my hair and fluttering my lashes like the absolute lesbian I am.
#Yes those are lipstick marks#yes those are bitemarks#y'all already know who's those belong to#Gideon Nav#TLT#GTN#Gideon i want to take a big bite out of your biceps#my art
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theres discourse of the day on twitter around someone saying people should 'expect' to be critiqued by posting fic on ao3, and that they should accept it in order to improve...
.....and like beyond the whole thing that unsolicited critique is rude af, the idea that crit from random strangers online is useful is one of the most laughable things.
Critiquing is a skill. Being able to give actually useful feedback that someone can learn from takes a whole lot of work. I feel like this ties back around to both the entitlment some people have towards fan creators' free stuff, as well as people not respecting the actual skills of editors and critics.
#and lets be real the types of people giving unsolicited critique is the last kind of person you want to be taking advice from#obviously this doesnt apply to situations like bigotry which people Should be open to listening too#but for real no one wants your grammer advice unless they specifically asked for it. it just makes people feel bad!#and if u point out 'issues' in anatomy or whatever in my art without me asking i will BITE you (and i probs already know)#the prophet speaks
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eeneks sister having a fuck ton of scars, but later most of them being revealed as just from her childhood/from mundane accidents is so fucking funny to me for some reason.........
#like of course a lot of her scars ARE blade of marmora -related#but a significant part of em are just. eens scratches n bites & the results of mundane fuck ups#god. i hate calling her 'eeneks sister' all the time. i NEED to find a good name for her asap!!!!!!#constantly calling one of your only female characters '[someone]s sister/daughter/etc' feels wrong and this woman deserves better than that#also. ignore the scar placement. it WILL change#i am incapable of drawing scars consistently#and im still figuring out her design#my funky guys#my art#im a little bit obsessed with her. shes like a sad wet cat to me#shes so cool and cringe at the same time<333#20 something who spent her entire adult life as a marmora solider and is now trying very hard to learn how to be Normal(its not going well)#girl has issues#love that for her<3#ive been on an eenek kick lately. thinking about this fucked up family 24/7. i love them#theyre all so funny to me. this family of three has so much drama its like a fuckin soap opera in here. its ridicoulus#also#taks thinks this woman is soooo cool and badass. i mean she is but shes also a wreck.#taks takes after eenek and idolises their sister. paralells ig???#this girl sees a purple alien and asks 'is anyone gonna use this guy as their role model for the next couple of years??'#and doesnt wait for an answer
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Xenoblade 1 is the best game like ever fucking made and it has two of the most dogshit sequels ever fucking made
#meows#remembering just how insulted I felt in 2017 when I preordered the sequel and really really tried to like it#I hadn’t experienced Game I Don’t Like before 2 and it took me like 40 hours to realize I hated it#and that shit at the end is such an INSULT. such an insult#you’re telling me that [redacted] was actually only half of himself the whole time and that 1 and 2 are taking place at the same time???#and that oh actually [expunged] is one of three computers when the first game made no mention of any of that#y’all really went back to say your complete first game actually is only HaLf of the story? that someone like [expunged] is only a third of#the force that ended our planet#y’all went back and hollowed out your existing characters to make room for worse versions of the same characters#AND you play as a dork nerd child who ends the game with three gfs bc this is story#and the gfs do nothing but sacrifice themselves for you like three times and look pretty#but they don’t look pretty to like. normal well adjusted people#they look pretty to the I like questionable art of 17 year olds crowd#and the GALL. the GALL. of changing [expunged]s design in the switch port to try to stitch his afterthought purpose into the old game#while also making him just whiter and whiter until by 3 he’s like fucking light grey#and having him have a canon genderbend that’s just anime waif#who is also fucking white#and giving Klaus’ counterpart a name that has nothing to do with Gnosticism#even though so much other stuff in the first game comes from Gnosticism.#who the FUCK is Galea!!!! her name is fucking Sophia#killing biting maiming#and the gacha system? with bad odds for no reason in a game you’ve already paid for#it’s so fucking messy#it lacks a unified art direction#it’s soulless and even a game like 3 where only HALF of it is 2 flavored can’t beat the original because of the portion of 2 in it#and like what. is it like the two universes reunited after [redacted] died🙃#why did any of this need to exist! why did any of this have to be retconned#x is fine I don’t hate x and I don’t count it as a sequel to Xenoblade 1 bc there’s no#half assed tie back to 1 in x#2 and 3 would have been better as like. tales of games
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going to make my own version of those "that girl" videos that used to go around on tiktok (which were basically aesthetically-styled disordered eating so far as i could tell tbh) but mine will be me eating stuff like hard-boiled eggs slathered with mustard & enjoying it with a degree of enthusiasm that viewers find off-putting. my "that girl" trait will not be yoga or drinking five gallons of water a day or even having nice hair or clear skin, it will simply be my joie de vivre or however it's spelled
#i used to eat hard boiled eggs w mustard on them all the time in college bc they had them in the vending machines#and they also had packets of mustard#and i forgot my lunch like every day lol#so that became my lunch#it's a humbling experience to eat a wholeass hard boiled egg in public with like. no knife to cut it in half btw. like you just have to#take bites and it's fine but you feel silly and inelegant#it does not help if you are very gender nonconforming at the time but like. aren't trying to be. jfhfhfjgh#<- was really bad at fitting in during college bc i had super short hair and wore men's jeans and sweaters from goodwill#all of which are actually swag things to do btw but like it doesn't feel swag at all if you like. are actually trying to fit in#and are just very bad at it#and genuinely cannot connect the dots on Why Girls Don't Want To Be Your Friend (it CAN'T just be that you're getting read as queer. right?)#(because that would be so messed up if it was because of that.)#[narrator voice: it was because of that]#anyways this is off the rails bc it was supposed to be about eggs and my love of them but#a lot of people say that college is better than high school. and for me it WAS by a lot but it still was really hard in a lot of ways#i felt deeply isolated. i went to an ag school in the middle of a midwest state and studied STEM#in high school i associated with basically only queer art kids (not a huge high school and a lot of us weren't out yet but. y'know.)#and then in college i felt very out of place#and towards the end of college i decided to try and take a stab at looking more traditionally feminine. grew out my hair#got rid of my bangs#it was fine#i definitely noticed that people treated me much nicer once i had long hair and women's clothes that actually fit me#and i was like okay yeah so i guess i just should try to pass as straight then. that seems like it'll be easier#during the pandemic i gave myself bangs again. just a lil bi girl swag yk. and then last august i got my hair cut into a real short bob#and i immediately felt so much more like myself. idk how to explain it. but i was just like not meant to be feminine in that exact way#i'm honestly still pretty feminine presenting overall but#i love the fact that if i wear my hair messy now it looks kinda boyish. and if i style it nicely it looks girly.#i feel like i have options yk. and i still don't think i get read as queer now tbh? though i'm bad at knowing these things#but i don't feel like i'm HIDING anymore#WOW THAT WAS LONG SORRY LMAO
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I'm not just burning the candle at both ends.
I'm also burning it at the middle...by placing it over another burning candle...while microwaving the whole thing.
#atmosphere#shitpost#watch the candle blow up in my face#and this post#I mean physically the microwave is not gonna do much melting#but I need you to know it's there to give a non-cooling#me at 7 am in the morning after I spent the night working snacking and binging YouTube#thinking after I finish this Master’s I'm gonna be a teacher#but I'll also keep working on big ass art gigs#but wait I also gotta do research#and of course I'm gonna do some on field project#you know the kind that takes undived attention and perseverance and a minimum two years commitment#because it's restoration of historically significant architecture#you know the kind that's fragile and really easy to mess up#also I gotta maintain a pretty healthy social and personal life friends and family#my adhd brain hearing world's your oister and deciding to take a bite out of every edible mollusk on the planet
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ugh god I KNOW hating modern art is a fascist dogwhistle but also
every time I see something about it I’m just like
okay
but
I DO hate it
#not all of it but enough that I am consistently irritated by the feeling I am being told 'you just don't GET it'#they are of course correct; I do NOT Get It#intellectually I understand that Duchamp's 'Fountain' was meant to challenge What Art Is#but conceptual stuff mostly just makes me want to bite someone#and flat color fields are not meditative they give me the same feeling I used to get#in LA#because the sky had no goddamn clouds and I felt like it was going to eat me#both of these feelings can be easily summarized as: I hate it#babble tea (blacklist this for less chatter)#this brought to you by seeing multiple things the last two weeks#also please don't take this as approval of people destroying artworks#it's absolutely not#other people can and should love what they love#but#my brain weasels and I Do Not Vibe with most modern art#and I'm very tired of feeling like people are saying#'try harder to like it; it is morally unacceptable to dislike it'#and I do feel fairly strongly#that if I am willing to embrace 'let the soft animal of your body love what it loves' on behalf of others#they should be willing to accept 'let my rabid brain weasels hate what they hate so they don't gnaw their way out of the enclosure'
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Then again if Twitter goroboys were more present here on tumblr I think I'd want to rip this website to shreds, actually
#speculation nation#there are a few here from That Side of things. tho theyre not really that active aside from posting art.#ive learned to keep an eye out. tho i havent blocked them bc im a nosy bitch lmfao#i think if they started coming over here & being more active i'd have to do some serious blocking#there's only so many maid goro fanarts i can see before my eyes start to melt out of my skull.#oh well! we'll see how things go.#i just hope this is a hostile environment for them.#grr bite kill take the awful bastardization of characters for the sake of your horniness Elsewhere. thanks.
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nothing in this world makes me feel more physically violent than being forced to take a stupid fucking generals math course
#nebbles talks#i fucking HATE that they force you to take math courses for a fucking ART degree#like i will literally never ever need to calculate fucking APY by hand to make graphic novels#and the worst part of ALL this bullshit is that the homework is on an online website mandated by the school#so literally even if you are one decimal place off your answer is fucking wrong#its SO fucking annoying to be fiven a stupid little message that says 'Oh! this is wrong. do it again'#and then you spend 30 fucking minutes trying to figure out what the fuck you did wrong#and literally the only thing you did wrong was round the decimal to .03 instead of .02#its so fucking frustrating and an absolute waste of my fucking time#im literally doing all the right work and following the formulas and examples step by step#and bc ONE literally ONE FUCKING DECIMAL OR DIGIT doesn’t fit the computers fucking answer its wrong#like seriously FUCK this class FUCK math and FUCK being forced to take generals#im paying thousands of dollars for a specialized education for my future career in illustration#why the FUCK do i have to pay even more money for classes and skills ill never fucking use in my career#literally fucking livid about this i want to bite someone
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we've seen videos of people making things and eating it nicely and that's great. i propose they demolish it instead. put ur whole face in it
#.txt#every time i make banana bread it's so tempting to just grab it with my hands and BITE#my art teacher once told me it was her childhood dream to take a bite out of a roast duck and she did it on her 30th bday or something#i have not been able to stop thinking about it... you just take it. and you bite like your forefathers did
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Gods help me if I watch the Sandman show I seriously risk waking the 14-year-old fangirl that read the first volume dozens of times and if I do he will absolutely lose his fucking mind about this
#original#i can't do this i want to write my smegging novel i have OTHER PROJECTS I cannot make 500000 pieces of fan art#for ANOTHER fandom right now#on that note someone take red dwarf away from me only don't or i will bite the shit out of your hand like the little gremlin man i am#these are MY SUPPORT PROBLEMATIC SPACE GAYS I NEED THEM#my emotional support bastards#i am kissing them lightly on the forehead i am shaking them upsidedown violently i am drawing them as cowboys#aw fuck i forgot to give the cat a tail in the wedding pic#no. NO. IT IS DONE. NO TOUCHING JACK I SWEAR TO GOD#sandman#diary#about me#red dwarf
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