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queercatboyrights · 6 hours
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Incomplete list of the things the farmer can do:
Teleport
Talk to spirits
Summon rain
Fish all day without moving
Fight monsters
Make insane amounts of money
Give people perfect gifts without talking to them ever
Run at top speed, always
Read books in seconds (and eat them after)
Drink mayonnaise
Things the farmer cannot do:
Stay up after 2am
Dance
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queercatboyrights · 8 hours
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i am. so fucking stupid. literally didn't even know you could just. disarm the lance. with, y'know, the dawnmaster's crest. i just thought the whole "can only be taken by one of our own" thing meant you needed to like. actually be a cleric of Lathander. or something. but nah, you can just, solve a puzzle, get a lil knick-knack and then shove that into the mace's spot instead. definitely was not connecting the dots on that one at all
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queercatboyrights · 12 hours
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what people don't tell you is that adhd isn't like hyperactive woah a butterfly woah a stick what was i saying hashtag so quirky attention defect disorder. adhd is "lets go, in and out, five minute detour from the thing you need to do adventure" and then you come back from the adventure five hours later covered in blood
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queercatboyrights · 12 hours
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what people don't tell you is that adhd isn't like hyperactive woah a butterfly woah a stick what was i saying hashtag so quirky attention defect disorder. adhd is "lets go, in and out, five minute detour from the thing you need to do adventure" and then you come back from the adventure five hours later covered in blood
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queercatboyrights · 14 hours
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what people don't tell you is that adhd isn't like hyperactive woah a butterfly woah a stick what was i saying hashtag so quirky attention defect disorder. adhd is "lets go, in and out, five minute detour from the thing you need to do adventure" and then you come back from the adventure five hours later covered in blood
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queercatboyrights · 15 hours
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queercatboyrights · 15 hours
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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queercatboyrights · 15 hours
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(having mildly hard time drawing) i hate doing this shit i’m never doing it again (having mildly fun time drawing) i love this shit it’s what i was born to do (having mildly hard time drawing) i hate this shi
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queercatboyrights · 15 hours
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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding
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queercatboyrights · 15 hours
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Jima stole my wallet.
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queercatboyrights · 15 hours
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saw a “modern AU” where astarion vapes. That’s enough i think
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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny
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i’m astarion’s PR manager
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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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