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it’s okay to be a bit bonkers
#soul eater#soul eater anime#se#professor stein#doctor stein#se stein#soul eater stein#franken stein
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Soul Eater Characters + Spotify Wrapped
maka:
has been waiting for this day to come since january first
spends the whole year carefully curating the perfect vibes
pretends to be chill but is internally begging someone to ask her about it
taylor swift has been her top artist for five years in a row
very into hozier, noah kahan, and phoebe bridgers (father, son, and holy spirit)
soul:
isn’t worried about how his spotify wrapped looks
“i know my music taste is cooler than anyone else’s so why does it matter?”
will only post his top three artists
gets red in the face when you ask about the forth
“taylor swift is only up so high because maka and i have a blended playlist and she uses my spotify sometimes leave me alone!”
black star:
minecraft parodies are a concerningly high genre
there is no sensical way to read his tastes
“i just listen to whatever i like”
makes literally everyone he comes into contact with look at his entire wrapped profile
tsubaki:
definitely a taylor swift, hozier, and phoebe bridgers girlie
you take one look at this data and you can see she’s 💅
she will never post it
the only ones who see her data are maka and liz because they demanded to see it in their secret group chat
liz:
surprisingly alt?
like who introduced you to midwest emo?
also a major taylor swift girlie (but mostly reputation)
was introduced to noah kahan by maka and recently became obsessed with stick season (specifically northern attitude)
she posts her top five and brags about being a top listener of anything
has the most minutes out of The Gang
patty:
shares her account with liz (they couldn’t afford two premium subscriptions on the streets)
is the reason that the soundtracks to the barbie movies were so high on liz’s stats
gets yelled at for “ruining the vibes” of the data
kid:
is the one who introduced liz to midwest emo music
is a recovering member of the emo trinity
definitely posts his entire wrapped to his instagram feed beginning to end
with personally dm anyone he catches stopping halfway through his post
“i see you stopped watching on slide seven, care to explain why you hate me?”
goes into photoshop to alter any asymmetric aspects of the presentation and grumbles that he could do their graphic design so much better
crona:
still does not have a spotify account
asks everyone for their wrapped data
writes down everyone’s top five artists so they know what everyone likes
is in charge of making hangout playlists on maka’s account because of this
kilik:
posts his top five to his instagram story
pretends he doesn’t know that half the school treats his post like the grammys
literally could not give less of a damn what people thing
arguably has the best taste
justin law:
apple music listener
#soul eater#soul eater anime#spotify#spotify wrapped#spotify wrapped 2023#se headcanons#soul eater headcanons#se#maka albarn#se maka#soul eater evans#se soul#black*star#se black*star#tsubaki nakatsukasa#se tsubaki#liz thompson#se liz#patty thompson#se patty#se thompson sisters#death the kid#se death the kid#se kid#crona gorgon#se crona#kilik rung#se kilik#justin law#se justin
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world’s #1 idiot
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headcanon that death city doesn’t participate in daylight savings time because elementary-aged death the kid would have such a meltdown about changing all the clocks that lord death decided it wasn’t worth it
#and daylight savings doesn’t make sense anyway#i call that a win for them#soul eater#soul eater anime#se#soul eater headcanons#death the kid headcanon#dtk#se dtk#se death the kid#se kid#lord death#se lord death
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you know death city goes fucking nuts for halloween
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real hot girl shit!
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i personally love that maka albarn is not a chill girl. she is uptight and a little overbearing and i am obsessed with her. let girls be annoying! let them be bossy! in my mind she is perfect <3
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these two <3
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fueling my soul eater autism. thanks. 🫡
autism speaks fears my power. i am in your walls. i am making your children more autistic
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so i haven’t seen a bus in the soul eater universe do you think lord death created a walkable city or do you think he just cannot be bothered to give a fuck?
#‘climate change? what the fuck are you talking about kiddo?’#soul eater#soul eater anime#se#se headcanon#se headcanons
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Soul Eater Characters + Their (mostly tragic) Toddler Haircuts
— all images have their faces covered bc i am not putting random children on tumblr —
maka:
victim of the Straightest Bangs You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life
spirit mainly handled haircuts
she would chew on the ends of her hair if it wasn’t short enough which drove spirit fucking nuts
the Fuckass Bob was for her own good
soul:
the evans household definitely did the Buzz Cut Every Four Months move
soul and wes just perpetually looked kinda fuzzy
black star:
i don’t think i need to explain myself here
tsubaki:
was 1000% a Massive Bow Girlie
had a huge collection of bows in every color and pattern imaginable
every morning was hell trying to get her to just pick a bow and move on
liz:
unrestricted scissors access
she will kill anyone who brings up photos
patty:
The Microbangs
girlie needs to see
also had unrestricted scissors access
honestly these girls are lucky to be alive
kid:
lord death has no clue how to do hair
this is all he’s got
crona:
medusa doesn’t give a fuck about this child
every so often it’s like “oh shit, this kid can’t see”
spirit:
straight up bald until he was two and a half
mr clean looking ass
stein:
bit anyone who tried to cut his hair
got mistaken for a girl for the first eight years of his life
#soul eater#soul eater anime#se#maka albarn#se maka#soul eater evans#se soul#black*star#se black*star#tsubaki nakatsukasa#se tsubaki#liz thompson#se liz#patty thompson#se thompson sisters#death the kid#se death the kid#se dtk#crona gorgon#se crona#spirit albarn#se spirit#franken stein#professor stein#se stein
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Soul Eater Characters If They Had Long Acrylic Nails
maka:
spent a lot of time making sure they looked right
they match her outfit perfectly
everything she does is slowed down at first as she adjusts but she convinces herself it’s okay
the instant they prevent her from doing something she’s got two bowls of acetone and they’re coming off Tonight
soul:
is surprisingly chill about it
they’re not super long but they’re pointed
“maka wanted us both to have nails on… it’s fine”
uses them as an excuse to be lazy
“i can’t do the dishes, my nails are in the way”
black star:
comes up with a list of ways to turn them into weapons/tools
after getting used to them he absent-mindedly chews on one
this opens a whole can of worms
he will not stop gnawing on them
tsubaki:
has matching nails with liz <3
really enjoys the process of putting them on
gets rounds of applause from black star for all the many things she can do with them on
most impressive is getting her debit card out of the chip reader using her knuckles
liz:
acrylic nail queen
cannot be slowed down
tries to teach maka tricks for how to operate with fake nails but her advice is mainly “you just do it”
is constantly touching up her nails/getting a new set
no one has seen her natural nails in years
patty:
her fake nails are pretty tame length-wise and usually bubblegum pink
she doesn’t actually use acrylics bc she’s too indecisive and keeps wanting to change them
she uses the press-ons that you can get at the dollar store
gleefully picks out several packs every time
kid:
only got fake nails after liz pestered him about it for weeks straight
meticulously applies them which takes way longer than necessary
they’re black of course
cuts the pinky nails short so that he can still fire his guns
everything is chill until one starts coming off and he has to spend HOURS meticulously repairing it
once it’s done he has to inspect every single other nail to make sure they’re perfect
it’s a vicious cycle that ultimately ends in tears and a vow to never do this to himself again
crona:
got nails at a salon with maka, liz, and tsubaki
stared in awe at them for several minutes without moving
cannot bend their fingers at all
loves them anyway bc it makes them feel like a part of the group
ragnarok:
will not stop bitching about how inconvenient they are
but if someone suggests taking them off, he gets pissed
“WHY!? YOU DON’T WANT ME TO BE PRETTY!? IS THAT IT!?”
spirit:
is absolutely serving cunt
they are perfectly applied, they match his outfit, and he can do anything with them
constantly hitting that 💅
is the one that taught liz and tsubaki the card/knuckle trick
only cries a little bit when they chip during Death Scythe Things
stein:
wears them for exactly two minutes then pops them off with his teeth as casually as opening a bottle with a bottle opener
it’s terrifying to witness
#soul eater#soul eater anime#se#maka albarn#se maka#soul eater evans#se soul#black*star#se black*star#tsubaki nakatsukasa#se tsubaki#liz thompson#se liz#patty thompson#se patty#thompson sisters#se thompson sisters#death the kid#dtk#se death the kid#se dtk#crona gorgon#se crona#ragnarok#se ragnarok#spirit albarn#se spirit#franken stein#professor stein#se stein
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Soul Eater Characters + Pulling Hair In A Fight
maka:
pulling hair is so beneath her
she prefers to win her fights with skill and grace
will pull soul’s hair during scuffles
denies this
soul:
honestly does not pull hair
“i’m literally a weapon why would i need to?”
is secretly scared of what maka would do if he so much as looks at a pigtail
blackstar:
doesn’t pull hair on purpose (sometimes he accidentally grabs some)
the one time he tried to pull hair during a sparring match he got absolutely curbstomped
(note: never try to pull a reaper’s hair)
tsubaki:
everyone assumes she would never stoop so low as to pull hair
ashamed to admit that she will pull hair if the need arises
she blames this fact on spending too much time with liz
liz:
pulling hair is the go-to move
she grabs entire fistfuls and yanks with her full body force
she is absolutely not ashamed
no one wants to fight her because of this
patty:
no never
absolutely not
unless you’re liz
then your hair is done
kid:
has waaaaay too much pride to pull hair
yells at liz when she pulls hair (he says it’s undignified)
gets his hair pulled by liz Frequently “for no reason”
has yet to learn to not provoke liz
crona:
are you kidding me?
no!
one time their hand accidentally caught the end of maka’s pigtail and they apologized for twenty minutes straight (and then over the course of several days)
crona can do no wrong <3
spirit:
only pulls hair when startled
if he’s not anticipating a fight, your hair is getting pulled
will apologize for it, it’s not the Death Scythe way
stein:
uses hair to gain momentum to throw people straight into the concrete
#soul eater#soul eater anime#se#se headcanon#se headcannons#maka albarn#se maka#soul eater evans#se soul#black*star#se black*star#tsubaki nakatsukasa#se tsubaki#liz thompson#se liz#patty thompson#se patty#thompson sisters#death the kid#se kid#se dtk#crona gorgon#se crona#spirit albarn#se spirit#franken stein#professor stein#se stein
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everyone’s favorite desperate slut <3
#i know i’ve been gone a long time shut up#soul eater#soul eater anime#se#spirit albarn#se spirit#soul eater spirit
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… i think pinterest just called me autistic
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soul and black star have definitely bonded over their love of ninja turtles but their love manifests in very different ways
soul likes the “cool” factor of the ninja turtles concept: the martial arts, the gadgets, the bad guys, etc. he also just gravitates towards the comic book aesthetic, thinking it’s really cool and interesting
black star watches the 2012 ninja turtles show slack-jawed like a baby watching cocomelon
nevertheless, they’re both really excited to watch the new movie
#and really those are the only two ways to enjoy ninja turtles#ninja turtles#tmnt#tmnt mutant mayhem#soul eater#soul eater anime#se#se soul#se soul eater#soul eater evans#se black*star#black*star
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