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They Aren’t Talking.
By @onlylurkingreadingstuff
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#go2#gomens 2#good omens 2#good omens fanart#supreme fucking archangel#grand duke of hell#doomed by the narrative#they are a set do not separate#and they aren’t talking#it’s a tuxedo of course it has a bow tie#my tie clip? what about it?
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"I love you."
Crowley stops dead in his tracks, his hand wrapped around the door knob with white, trembling knuckles, and closes his eyes.
There were nights, many nights, way more than there ever should have been, during which he traced the constellations in the night sky and imagined what it would be like to hear those words from his mouth. Whether he would say them softly, wrapping each one in gentleness, reverence, or hurried, afraid of who else might hear, terrified that this will be the last words ever spoken between them. If he was particularly drunk and particularly lonely, chasing after the feeling of Aziraphale's brushing over his wrist as they walked by each other in the comfortable mess of the bookshop, he imagined them as a slow drag of breath right next to his hear, a whisper not even God would be able to hear; a promise of worship.
In all of the fantasies, and that is what they were, nothing more than shameful imaginations Aziraphale could never know about, he said it back. Whispered it, screamed it, forced it out between sobs or kisses or panting breaths.
When Crowley opens his eyes again, uncried tears are clinging to his lashes.
Outside, the first splatters of rain are painting the sidewalk black and people hurry by, trying to escape the storm as the sky breaks in two. Within seconds, the steady drum of water against the window is louder than the noise of the traffic, louder than his heart's attempts to beat out of his ribcage and bare itself to him.
He cannot look at him.
It is his first thought and the only one that matters now, he cannot look at him or he will shatter like hot glass dropped in the snow, flying apart into thousands of tiny shards. Crowley tries to rip the image of violet eyes and his perfect fucking cupids bow out of his mind without success (he knows what it tastes like now, remembers tracing it with the tip of his tongue and opening his mouth with a hunger he has never felt before).
Swallowing his own, he listens to the familiar rhythm of Aziraphale's breath, undisturbed and distinctly human in a way that makes them too human to be real, his mouth opening and closing around unshaped replies.
The sidewalk is empty save for a handful of people diving for cover in the pub across the street, and for one precious, fragile moment, the world narrows down to an angel and a demon who watched the first storm rain down on Eden, a white wing held steadily above his head to keep him dry.
Crowley never asked why, and over the centuries, the question got lost in all the others piling up every time they met. He knows why, though, without needing to hear it from him, and it is not because Aziraphale already loved him back then or saw a pitiful creature in need of protection. The answer is so much simpler - he was being thoughtlessly kind because that is who he is.
He is being thoughtlessly kind now, too.
The tension drains from his knuckles and he presses his palm to the cold metal, settling back into a body that now recalls the taste of those three words in the air and yearns for nothing more than to taste them straight from his mouth.
Crowley pushes the door open and steps onto the sidewalk, his clothes clinging to his sharp angles as the rain drenches him completely within seconds, and then he walks home without a single look or word back.
#alex writes good omens#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#good omens season 2#go2#aziracrow#crowley x aziraphale#ineffable divorce#in my head this is part of a longer fic that eventually has a happy ending#and idk if this makes much sense without context#very quick context summary is supreme archangel aziraphale back in the bookshop and crowley is having a fucking crisis#they had a bit of an argument before this and it's a parallel to the i forgive you#but have it anyway mostly cause it hurts and i love pain
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Good Omens if it included Muppets: A Thread (Part 1)🧵
-Crowley & Aziraphale are the only humanoid characters, nobody can replace them😌
-Sam the Eagle as Gabriel: This is the ONLY option
-Rizzo the Rat as Michael: idk it just feels right
-Pepe the King Prawn as Uriel: I can picture Pepe threatening Aziraphale in season 1😭
-Statler & Waldorf as Ligur & Hastur: No other options😮💨
-Gonzo as God: Specifically Gonzo from a Muppet Christmas Carol
Part 2 in my next post🐍🪽
@neil-gaiman
#good omens#david tennant#michael sheen#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#the muppets#neil gaiman#i’m mentally ill#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#archangel gabriel#archangel michael#archangel uriel#archangel fucking gabriel#supreme archangel aziraphale#rizzo the rat#pepe the king prawn#gonzo#sam the eagle#statler and waldorf#terry pratchett
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#good omens#anthony j crowley#good omens 2#good omemes#gomens#aj crowley#good omens memes#good omens muriel#good omens michael#gomens memes#good omens prime#archangel gabriel#archangel michael#supreme archangel aziraphale#archangel uriel#archangel fucking gabriel#sandalphon#aziraphale#aziraphale good omens#good omens aziraphale#muriel#wensleydale good omens#adam young#warlock dowling#furfur good omens#anathema device#furfur#good omens anathema#newt pulsifer#beezlebub
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In season 3 I want Crowley to sprawl out on Aziraphale's lap like an attention starved cat. We all know he wants to.
#no but what if he did this in front of other people in order to undermine Aziraphale's authority but instead all the angels are just like#oh fuck he's def off limits#no one mess with him#good omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorcees#aziracrow#crowley (good omens)#aziraphale#supreme archangel aziraphale
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Aziraphale is gonna serve supreme archangle cunt realness in S3
no, because listen to me. i said listen to me:
new outfit slay (!!!!)
in charge as the Official Boss Ass Bitch Of Heaven* (*editor's note: remember the way he corrects Furfur when he can't pronounce his name in the Blitzkrieg minisode? yeah. that. that's the Aziraphale i wanna see werk in Heaven)
finally able to tell Uriel, Michael and Saraqael to shut the absolute capital-F Fuck up and obey his commands (in his own words, of course, he still has ✨standards✨)
secretly plotting against the Second Coming behind the Metatron's back– uh.. i mean, head, i guess? (because come on, what else is he gonna do, make it happen?! pfffft–)
keeping a close (and sad) eye on Crowley and Muriel through the weird floaty globe thingy in Heaven (it's gonna be sad, but he's still gonna be so cunty for it)
and (this is the real cuntylicious one): being the first ever kind, caring and smart archangel in the history of, well .. ever, really.
fellas, we're in for a treat in season 3.
#supreme archangel aziraphale#fuck you metatron#good omens#good omens season 2#gos2#go2#good omens 2#good omens meta#aziraphale
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okay look. i can get being a little mad at Aziraphale because we have to be mad at someone, right (though I recommend redirecting said anger to our bestie Neil Gaiman)? But please don’t suggest that he just left for a promotion. That he went ‘Heaven is good, peace out Crowley.’ The only thing I will accept annoyance towards Aziraphale for is because of him saying “you’re the bad guys” instead of “they’re the bad guys.” Because… fair. What the fuck, Aziraphale.
However, the whole leaving Crowley thing wasn’t because he wanted to. It was because of this.
You see Aziraphale’s eyes? That’s what panic looks like. What fear for the love of his life looks like. The point of saying that wasn’t ’hey you can make Crowley an angel again’ it was ‘come quietly or we’ll erase your boyfriend and take you anyway.’ Or ‘we’ll erase both of you,’ either way not exactly appealing options. Aziraphale left to save Crowley. Not because of some misguided belief that Heaven Is Good, not because of a promotion.
to shades of gray, everybody.
#good omens#aziraphale#final 15#look guys#stop yelling at Aziraphale#the metatron#fuck the metatron#i broke up a 6000 year relationship for fun#Actually it was probably because of the 25 lazari miracle#They realized that hey maybe these two together are a bit too strong for our liking#I mean#that was them each trying to do half a miracle#And it was already so strong only a Supreme Archangel could have made such a miracle#just some food for thought#what if they actually tried#At least 50 lazari right
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need aziraphale to go apeshit and do this in s3
specifically at metatron or something idk
no other attached headcanon but everything im seeing about supreme archangel aziraphale hitting his breaking point makes me feel like this is what it should be when he does
#good omens#good omens s3#aziraphale#supreme archangel aziraphale#lotr#galadriel#the hobbit#ineffable partners#ineffable husbands#fuck metatron#good omens au
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Part 6
Aziraphale opens his eyes, scared. But all he sees is Light. White. Emptiness.
He looks around him, searching for Crowley, but the demon isn't there. "Crowley?", he calls. But there's no response, which makes the angel panic. "Crowley! It's me! Where are you?"
"He won't answer. He's not here", says a feminine voice behind him. Aziraphale turns around, but there's no one in sight.
"Who are you?", he asks, afraid. "Where's Crowley? What did you do to him?"
The voice chuckles, as if all this was a joke. "You were the one to call me, Supreme Archangel. And don't worry about your demon; Crawley is doing well."
"Crowley." The correction comes out of his lips without second thoughts. He immediately regrets it; correcting God isn't a clever thing to do, especially when you're about to ask Her for a favour. "I- I'm sorry, your Highness. It's just that-"
"I know. You want me to forgive humanity. But I cannot do that, Aziraphale."
"WHAT?" The angel's head is spinning in confusion. "But- why?"
"You dare to ask questions?" She chuckles again. Aziraphale is getting more and more stressed. She's so egocentric and egoist, not kind or gentle. How could he have been so blind and believe in Her that much?
"With all due respect, your Highness: you're making a mistake. Humanity doesn't deserve this." He stays silent for a few seconds and then adds: "And, please, let Crowley be here. You owe him answers."
->Part 1
Aziraphale woke up and chose the audacity (I love him).
->Next
#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#ineffable divorce#fuck metatron#good omens spoilers#ineffable husbands#neil gaiman#go3#sass#the audacity#god is a woman#aziracrow#supreme archangel aziraphale#aziraphale wants his demon back#angel is tired of shit
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Busts of the ineffable hubbies <3
Drew these back in November, but I'm posting them now and that's what counts, right?
#I love them so so much and I'm so excited for season 3!!!#I wonder if Sandalphon will kiss up to Azirtaphale since he's the supreme archangel now or if he'll just be a dick to him instead.#He was such a kiss ass in the first season and he wasn't even in season 2 (honestly enjoyed that tho bc fuck him lol)#good omens#good omens 3#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#mine
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Does the Supreme Archangel wake up with a start, the disembodied voice in his dreams echoing/
Aziraphel.
What did you do with the Demon I gave you?
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#voice of god#where are you Francis#azriaphale#supreme fucking archangel#crowley#go2#gomens 2#angel of the eastern gate#azricrow
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I'm putting together a Crowley 💔 Spotify playlist please let me know the songs you think I can't let out 🎧🎶
#Crowley's 💔 playlist - Fucking A̶n̶g̶e̶l̶ Supreme Archangel#aziracrow#crowley#crowly x aziraphale#david tennant#good omens#good omens season 2#neil gaiman#michael sheen
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I have nothing but love for the idea that Crowley and Aziraphale's tiny, half-a-miracle attempt resulting in an off-the-scales powerful miracle is because they are a quite literal power couple and neither of them knows it. I also love the idea that the Metatron comes down to personally separate them when he realizes how powerful they are together and how dangerous they would be if they ever realized.
But a part of me clings to the headcanon that their attempt at a tiny miracle results in a colossal miracle instead because they are both cartoonishly bad at not being dramatic when they're together.
#i set these kids' house on fire to save them from satan#i ripped this entire roasted bovine carcass and used the ribs to punk the supreme archangel#i walked agaonizingly on consecrated ground when we hadn't spoken in nearly a century#oh and it was to let you know i'd rerouted a bomb during the fucking blitz to make sure you didn't look silly in front of nazis#well i excitedly asked you to almost shoot me in the face to save you the effort of snapping your fingers to fix some bottles#good omens#good omens 2#good omens season 2#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots
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Okay but do we think Aziraphale will actually be made into the supreme archangel or do we think the metatron was tricking him???
#gimme ur opinions pleaseeeeee#been thinking about this a lot recently#good omens season 3#good omens#aziraphale#supreme archangel aziraphale#metatron#fuck you metatron#final 15
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GOOD OMENS 2 SPOILERS
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Okay here’s the skinny: Beelzebub and Gabriel were able to get together with little to no disagreement because they were ON EQUAL GROUND. They were on extremely equal footing in terms of power and position in life (both in trouble with everyone bc Armageddon is off, both “the boss” of their respective systems, etc.)
Crowley and Aziraphel have been having trouble for 6,000+ years because they have never ACTUALLY been on equal footing like Beelzebub and Gabriel were. If the Lucifer theory is right about Crowley (and it’s starting to feel very likely) then that means Crowley was at one point very near the top of it all. And even if he wasn’t Lucifer, it’s still obvious he was high ranking and had significant power.
By contrast, Aziraphel has never been that. He’s always been a lower ranking officer in heaven. And you might think that the Fall would have brought them closer to equal footing but it DIDN’T, because even after falling Crowley was still seen as very successful by his new peers while Aziraphel continued to be stepped all over by his own.
Now I know that there are MORE reasons for why they haven’t worked out. Differences in loyalties to their Comand, differences in opinion of the universe, differences in HOW they think their eternities together should look. But aside from all that one really noticeable difference between Azicrowley and Beelzebub and Gabriel is their positions in relation to power and their peers. They came much much closer to being on equal ground after becoming traitors, but Crowley still has YEARS on Aziraphel of reconciling with being cast away and cutting ties with heaven. Now that Aziraphel’s about to become head of heaven however… we might be seeing some real headway in Aziraphel’s understanding of Crowley’s view point.
#my one little rant bc sigh#I like that people are comparing azicrowley to Beelzebub and Gabriel bc they’re foils of each other and that’s part of their purpose#just like the Nina and Maggie were meant to be foils to Aziraphel’s be Crowley#my ISSUE with it tho is that… peopel are liek mad that Beelzebub and Gabriel got a happy ending INSTEAD of Azircrowley??#like girlfriends that was the POINT#they’re foils hit their fundamentally very different!!!#if anything Beelzebub and Gabriel should be a shining light of hope!!!#aziraphel is about to be SUPREME ARCHANGEL BITCHES#when he sees up close and person how absolutely FUCKED the system is liek Gabriel and Beelzebub and CROWLEY did???#bobs ur uncle bitches#good omens spoilers#or should I say vavoom#good omens#good omens 2#go2#gomens#gomens 2
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Es el día 2 de la Ineffable Bureaucracy week, así que dejaré mi fanfic de hoy
"Una semana después Michael ingresa a la clase cargando una pila enorme de papeles, Beelzebub no puede evitar ponerse nerviosa en cuanto lo ha visto, y solo se calma cuando siente la mano de Gabriel sobre su hombro".
Lord Bee y Gabe en la secu, y puedes leer en AO3 o Wattpad, solo elige el enlace que prefieras, y que disfrutes mucho.
@ineffablebureaucracyweek
#Ineffable Bureaucracy week#good omens#ineffable bureaucracy#good omens beelzebub#good omens 2#good omens gabriel#archangel gabriel#wattpad#ao3 fanfic#lord of the flies#lord beelzebub#archangel fucking gabriel#supreme archangel gabriel#good omens fanfiction#good omens fandom
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