Facts about musicals? Specifically the longer ones
The longest musical ever written was Stephen Sondheim's "Sunday on the Beach With Einstein" which he wrote with Philip Glass. The two did not get along on the production, with Sondheim wanting lyrics that made sense and stories about the nature of art and entertainment, and Glass wanting random screams and a man walking across the stage pushing a ball made of snot for seven hours.
In the end, they compromised and the play ended up at 23 hours and no intermissions, with several almost-comprehensible scenes and well over three musical notes. Theater critic Jen Grimley called it "The most insufferable tripe ever performed, full of aggravating idiocy, misery, self indulgent filth and pain. A true 10/10 masterpiece."
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1984: Mandy Patinkin, Sondheim, Bernadette Peters (and Georges Seurat).
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i’m gonna be so normal about this for just a second, okay? bear with me—it's a long post but i promise it's worth it
first of all aziraphale and sondheim kills me a little (or a lot)… because like, aziraphale and dissonance? right? yes?
aziraphale is all about dissonance. the dissonance between what he's supposed to be / expected to be and what he really is; between how he would like others to perceive him and who he truly is on the inside. the dissonance between being being a warrior and a hedonist. between being an angel and wanting to indulge, wanting to experience earthly pleasure. the dissonance between being good and being a little bit of a bastard. the dissonance between heaven being the side of truth and aziraphale's being very earnestly dishonest quite a lot of the time. the dissonance between being both soft and rigid in how he creates dichotomies between good and evil/heaven and hell/himself and crowley (when in the end, crowley's the soft one, and aziraphale's the ruthless one)
so there's that. [insert john mulaney "we don't have time to unpack all of that" gif] and then there's also the songs themselves in this specific musical, augh
i mean... aziraphale loves the musical where an artist gets so engrossed in his own purpose and vision that his lover who keeps trying to get him to Live Life gets fed up and asks for declarations? okay, michael sheen. once again... drop your location... i just wanna talk
"Sunday"? “Move On”... and then “We Do Not Belong Together”???
y'all. i'm so normal. so very normal because fucking Sunday in the Park With Crowley
Sunday
By the blue
Purple yellow red water
On the green
Purple yellow red grass
Let us pass
Through our perfect park
Pausing on a Sunday
By the cool
Blue triangular water
On the soft
Green elliptical grass
As we pass
Through arrangements of shadows
Towards the verticals of trees
Forever...
[GEORGE]
I've nothing to say
[DOT, spoken]
You have many things
[GEORGE]
Well, nothing that's not been said
[DOT]
Said by you, though, George
[GEORGE]
I do not know where to go
[DOT]
And nor did I
[GEORGE]
I want to make things that count
Things that will be new
[DOT]
I did what I had to do
[GEORGE]
What am I to do?
[DOT]
Move on
Stop worrying where you're going
Move on
If you can know where you're going
You've gone
Just keep moving on
I chose and my world was shaken
So what?
The choice may have been mistaken
The choosing was not
[GEORGE]
And the color of your hair
And the way you catch the light
And the care
And the feeling
And the life
Moving on
[DOT]
We've always belonged
Together
[GEORGE & DOT]
We will always belong
Together
[DOT]
What you care for is yourself
[GEORGE, spoken]
I care for this painting. You will be in this painting.
[DOT]
I am something you can use
[GEORGE]
I had thought you understood
[DOT]
It's because I understand that I left
That I am leaving
[GEORGE]
Then there's nothing I can say
Is there?
[DOT]
Yes. George, there is:
You could tell me not to go
Say it to me
Tell me not to go
Tell me that you're hurt
Tell me you're relieved
Tell me that you're bored—
Anything, but don't assume I know
Tell me what you feel!
[GEORGE]
What I feel?
You know exactly how I feel
Why do you insist
You must hear the words
When you know I cannot give you words?
Not the ones you need
[DOT]
What do you want, George?
[GEORGE]
I needed you and you left
[DOT]
There was no room for me—
[GEORGE]
You will not accept who I am
I am what I do—
Which you knew
Which you always knew
Which I thought you were a part of!
[DOT]
No
You are complete, George
You all alone
I am unfinished
I am diminished
With or without you
...
We do not belong together
And we should have belonged together
What made it so right together
Is what made it all wrong
THIS IS SO FINE. I'M FINE.
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