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resident-dumb-fuck · 6 hours
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blorbo bingo STARBUCK
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shout out to starbuck worlds most repressed bisexual man. estrogen coulda saved him i think
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made my own version of blorbo bingo :3
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resident-dumb-fuck · 13 hours
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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resident-dumb-fuck · 13 hours
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not now kitten daddy is in maddening pursuit of the white whale
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resident-dumb-fuck · 14 hours
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@fructidors
i love and respect that post or tweet or whatever it was about how every mountain goats song is like whirring of the ac in a warehouse while john goes "the dog was. brown" but i do think it applies more to older songs. nowadays any mountain goats song is like [sexy saxophone riff] john darnielle sounding really excited: I HAVE A FIVE STEP PLAN FOR MAULING YOU TO DEATH [bass lick] WHEN THE COPS COME TO MY DOOR I'LL KILL THEM TOO [more saxophone]
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resident-dumb-fuck · 14 hours
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resident-dumb-fuck · 15 hours
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my favorite piece of modern art is Ai Weiwei’s Sunflower Seeds, over one hundred million hand-painted ceramic sunflower seeds made by dozens of craftsmen
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resident-dumb-fuck · 16 hours
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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resident-dumb-fuck · 16 hours
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ALSO for the blorbo bingo . simon fairchild do this
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rip simon i miss him :(
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resident-dumb-fuck · 16 hours
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also for blorbo bingo. jon of than the sims 4. head archivist of the magnus institute.
YES
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not elaborating on this one but you agree
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resident-dumb-fuck · 16 hours
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put zaphod through the blorbo bingo
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"i want to study his brain structure" as if he didnt do this to himself in canon. anyway he would fall for the phishing emails and then trillian would be like "zaphod why are you falling for the nigerian prince scam nigeria doesn't exist anymore????"
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resident-dumb-fuck · 16 hours
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those guys from waiting for godot for blorbo bingo, i dont know their names sorry
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heartbreaking: these two old gay men stuck in the gay and stupid timeloop!
anyway their names are vladimir and estragon and there are at least three posts in the tag that are like "do you think vladimir and estragon ever explored each others bodies"
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resident-dumb-fuck · 18 hours
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made my own version of blorbo bingo :3
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resident-dumb-fuck · 18 hours
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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