Between the journey of Eyjafjalla getting closure from her parents’ death, the sheep, and Bison becoming more independent, the most eye-opening thing is that Snowsant is Swire’s sugar baby.
this feels like advice that I should’ve already known but I suppose some people on tumblr would also like to hear: don’t bake powdered sugar covered cookies while in your all black stage crew outfit
Omg idk if you talk Spanish or if it’s just XXC, but with that little and wonderful doodle you gave me the amazing headcanon of XXC being bilingual and just randomly speaking Spanish out of nowhere and nobody understanding him
[TL: XXC says "don't do coke in the bathroom"]
Shout out to the Spanish speaking MXTX fans. I don't think this is remotely what you wanted. (bonus below cut, TW: Drugs)
Alpha. Hawks is so alpha. He adores when his darling omega takes care of him, preens him, gets possessive over him; but at the end of the day, his job is to protect what's his. And he takes his job very, very seriously.
He buys you jewelry; lots of jewely. Pretty, sparkling jewery he can scent and have you wear. He takes delight in decorating his omega, his very own possession, with ornaments of his choosing. He thinks you're so pretty.
Loves playful chasing. It satisfies an instinct he'd rather not question the roots of. The euphoric feeling he gets when he catches you, tackles you and grips you in his tight, saccharine embrace; the squeaks you let out, your laughter laced with indignant screams as he peppers kisses on your face? It boils his blood, makes his heart flutter out of his chest.
In the same vein: PLAY WRESTLING! He indulges you in little play fights, letting you chew on him to your heart's desire. He'll let you think you're in charge. You'll never be nearly as strong as him, so he's extra careful to limit himself, like a rottweiler gently toying with a pup that innocently overestimates its own strength.
This man is a caretaker and a provider at heart. He takes care of things on his own (you'll have to convince him to slow down sometimes). Make sure to praise him for his efforts! Compliment his nest, call him alpha, remind him how good he takes care of you; it melts him and turns him to mush.
me when I see people using words like “narcissist”, “sociopath” “borderline” etc to describe any bad person they’ve ever met when I have friends actually suffering from cluster b disorders
Thinking about how zoroarks actually identify each other whilst disguised in the wild.. I think my two favorite ways are either; they have a really strong sense of smell and specialized scent glands or smthn so they can smell each other in the wild while not giving themselves away to predators. Or they the marking around their eyes/mouths are actually spots that emit infrared light or smthn in a spectrum that predators can't see like some sort of deep sea creature