Hawks legs look like this. <3

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C558QTYxB3K/?igsh=MTJxajJiMDQ0cmRicg==

100% would buy him these as a gift and he'd totally wear them

(also want to buy these for my cosplay, that'd be funny. Wouldn't take them off)

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HELP THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY FOR A COSPLAY you gotta make it realistic honestly. Like mwah, chef's kiss.

CATNON DON'T YOU HAVE THE HAWKS JACKET? I THINK A COSPLAY WOULD BE SO FUN YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT!

Unrelated to Keigo autofellatio (tragic), I'm seriously considering asking for this for the upcoming birthday.

I sent an ask a bit ago requesting recommendations for silly, stupid, and/or serious Hawks merch recs because I cannot for the life of me think of what to ask for, but at the very least I'm considering Him^, because he's so dumb looking and I need him immediately.

- magpie anon ✦

OH HE'S SO SOFT LOOKING I don't know why I thought I saw this plush in one of my Keigo pictures from japan but went back to my photos to see and...

You should get this one. :) /j

Hey V I'm waving!!👋 I haven't interacted here in a while (gkukhkghj) but I'm here!!🙇‍♀️I'm back🙏(I need to catch up a bit) How are you?? I'm sending hugs!!❤️🫂

ALSO xkxkgghjgj Keigo sucking his own cock uzjxhxjg totally normal about this. Love this is what I'm coming back to haha

Totally haven't thought how useful it'd be to have a quirk that can uh... open portals (?) or you know?? Imagine his so having a quirk that can... well.. help him out with that..👀 Catching poor Keigo failing to try give himself an oral and getting embarrassed of that. But lucky him you can get thah dick right in front of his face with a portal and watch his earlier determination to change to slight hesitation with flushed cheeks, because he didn't think he could actually get to do that. But he's curious!! and obviously won't pass by the chance to try!! He'd be little embarrassed at first, your teasing definitely not helping. But then after a small experiment he gets very into that pretty soon and gives you a good show.

(I DON'T KNOW)

I can't. Didn't think keigos self oral would be something I'd get so obsessed about but I WANT TO see thatt jxkfy okay byeee I'm hiding away🤚😭 This thought will be stuck in my head

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This ask and the visual of it in my head made me get up and go to the kitchen to make soup. You guys be good and keep talking to each other while I'm gone, I'm gonna go cook some soup, okay? Got these new rice noodles I'm gonna make soup with. I'll be back. Be good, everyone!

AND WHEN YOU FIND OUT

Oh my god. You enter his bedroom to find him folded up and doing his absolute damndest to get there, his gaze fixed with total concentration and his lips pressed in a pout because he's so close.

You'd feel worse about the look on his face when he realizes you're there if it wasn't just so cute, eyes wide in embarrassment and close to teary with how frustrated he is, blush shooting across his cheeks faster than Keigo's wings have ever carried him in his life.

Purring a sweet "Can't do it, baby?" in that condescending tone that makes his cock twitch and his pout grow deeper, and he just ducks his head to shake a crestfallen "no, can't, wanna do it-"

Oh, did he say that out loud? Keigo wouldn't know. His internal dialogue and the words that leave him are blending until he's staring up at you under the gentle weight of your hand on his head for encouragement, whining a pathetic litany of pleas for you to help him indulge this little... yeah, he can't honestly say it's curiosity anymore, he wouldn't dare deny the truth when you seem utterly delighted to figure this out about him.

Kink it is, you decide as you distract him by sliding a finger inside, from a slow test of focus to an intentional diversion until he's moaning against his own tip while you brush his prostrate. His orgasm hits his own lips without meaning to and it's just another form of snowballing, instantly going dizzy at the mere thought.

He doesn't need coherent words anyways, right? Besides, he's already begging you for something far different to fill his mouth.

- magpie anon ✦

Lost it at the dialogue. Lost it at the head pushing. Lost it at the everything actually. Head in hands. He's so cute. He's so cute for what? I need to push him into the ravine.

WAIT. WAIT. EVERYBODY SHUT UP IM TALKING. since we're still in the topic of Keigo trying to suck his own dick.

Ok so. Hear. Hear me out.

Keigo. Has a crush and like how V portrays him and how we all nod along in agreement. Yanking it. A bit more often now that he's thinking of his best friend who's also his crush. Pining.

Then more porn for inspiration? Or maybe not. BUT. He thinks. He thinks what if he can emulate blowjobs. Like, receiving blowjobs. Blowjobs feel good, right? It looks like it feels good. And then he falls into the rabbit hole of thinking "I think I can bend far enough to reach...right? Can I???"

Can you imagine if he did??? What that would do to his mind after recalibrating his perception with masturbation??? Can you IMAGINE the desperation, the ridiculous attempts of stretching himself? The frustrated whines because it's actually really hard (lmao) to do it?

I LOVE FRUSTRATED KEIGO!!!!!

From what I've heard from men who can do it, it feels less like getting your cock sucked and more like sucking cock. But, actually— and hear me out— what if. He likes sucking co—

I had to pause answering this because I got a bill from my radiologist actually pop up on my screen and I had to stop and reexamine what the fuck I'm saying.

i saw keigo self-oral and immediately thought of this:

( full scene for context )

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Okay everyone go home, the show's over. Yeah, we had a good run. No more self sucking on this page. Yeah, pack it up.

This is kinda questionable to admit but like I have a list of things I wanna do and try if I had a dick for a day but most of them aren't even sexual. Most of them are for science. I just wanna helicopter it and finally understand the psychology behind why guys have to do it at every chance they get. Also I wanna put googly eyes on them while I'm at it. Yassify it with rhinestones. Put a bow on it too. The list goes on man and that's why I was AFAB instead because god knows I can't take having a penis seriously

- 🪼 / Jellyfish

I am so sorry god nerfed you but it was for the greater good. I'm sorry you can't impregnate Hawks, jellyfish. I know this is really difficult for you, just know we all love and support you no matter what. <3

Re: Keigo self-oral, I think it's a wonderful amazing perfect idea.

I don't know if it's possible, but I think it's still just as cute (cuter?) if he just doesn't manage to do it.

Because like. Imagine mentioning the idea to Keigo offhandedly, and he just... fixates on it. Plagued by the thought of what if I could?? what if I could see how good I feel?

He's mildly devastated when it doesn't work the first time. Not because he wants to suck himself off, mind you, he's just curious; it's just scientific curiosity, is all. Totally.

It's curiosity that leaves him erasing his search history on the boundaries of human flexibility and whether it can be increased or not. It's curiosity that has him wondering absentmindedly if maybe having a few less bones would affect his hero work all that much wait nonono nevermind I did not just think that oh my god.

When he extends an offer to you asking if you'd like to join him for a yoga class, hoping that you'll assume the heat in his cheeks is just from the thought of you in that context, it's only curiosity that makes his golden eyes shine a little brighter at your acceptance.

- magpie anon ✦

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW OKAY THIS IS SO CUTE okay. Okay. Sorry, sorry, devasted and embarassed and fixated Keigo is my wheelhouse like genuinely, I am looking DIRECTLY at this. Oh the poor thing. Oh this is so good.

I saw the last part about eating his ass while he does it and literally paused what I was doing in the kitchen and went "Shut the fuck UP that's so smart". I am awarding this post a sparkly blue ribbon, would not have thought of something this genius, 10/10.

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HI HELLO DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!

Putting the microphone to this ask.

I LOVE HER SHE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY FOR REAL

Watching chad chad's video on the omegaverse tik tok show laughing my ass off before I remembered I wrote omegaverse before. And suddenly it's like a mirror held up to your face and it's serious. 😐

Watching chad chad's video on the omegaverse tik tok show laughing my ass off before I remembered I wrote omegaverse before. And suddenly it's like a mirror held up to your face and it's serious. 😐

this is super weird but it’s smells.

NOT pheromones. NOT bad smells. but very specific like. warm sweet smells. i have looked everywhere and i can’t find anything on it or anyone else who also has it. its killing me.

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SCENT KINK! It's okay sparkle heart anon I have one for sounds. You are so normal I believe in you!!!!!

I am literally so sorry yall i'm having a mental health moment.

I should be put down.

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HI HELLO DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!

Putting the microphone to this ask.

During the summer instead of doing something productive, I should write about reader ordering Keigo to suck off the strap when they're away and send videos. Like he would be SUCH a good little slut about it. Like genuinely he's such a pain in the ass he'd make a show of it, but it stops being a show halfway through cuz his mouth being full gets him too hard. :(

Ok but like- I would read the fuck out of keigo sucking his own cock…

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ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO LIKE GOD HOW CUTE WOULD THAT BE??? GENUINELY!!!!!!!