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elli3luvs · 1 year

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monster mash

summary: meeting the prettiest girl you have ever seen in a shitty party city costume wasn't what you had in store for your night.

genre: fluff!

wc: 500

a/n: just a silly little thing i thought of haha i kinda want to see ellie in a dracula costume.... also!! i have really been struggling with smut requests recently like i've tried and they are falling really short so if you have requested smut it probably won't happen </33 i'm so so sorry i just don't want to disappoint! i hope you understand <3

the material rubbing against your arms was enough to make you wish you never came out to this party. you were having fun, and halloween parties were always your favorite, but the last-minute nature of your costume made you feel like a poor sport. it wasn't even a funny last-minute costume. it was a cheap pleather costume making you look like a mouse. the poorly drawn whiskers from your already drunk friend were just the icing on the cake.

real sexy.

you set your drink on the counter behind you while crossing your arms over your chest. looking out at all the drunk people dancing while 'monster mash' blared through the speakers for the 90th time was your favorite activity. you spotted your friend dina grinding against jesse. a grimace graced your face, knowing that in the morning you would have to hear all about that. jesse looks at you with an enthusiastic smile, mouthing, 'she's not mad at me anymore!' before he goes back to focusing on dina.

"i need to get drunker to be able to watch that," you mutter to yourself, twisting to grab your drink. your fingers just barely grasp the red cup before a random hand shoots out to your forearm effectively stopping you from picking up said drink.

it was a girl in a vampire costume, fake blood dribbling down her chin while two fake bite marks settled on her neck. you couldn't tell if being that pale was makeup or if that was just her normal face, "i wouldn't drink that." her eyes were wide and urgent looking while she spoke.

your eyebrows furrow at her frantic nature, "what? why not?"

she grabs the drink and throws the remaining liquid down the drain, "dick head over there put a packet of something in it." she nods her head toward a guy who looked the type. he was hunched in the corner of the room, staring you down.

you groan while rolling your eyes, "can't even have fun at a halloween party these days."

the vampire — you decided to call her — leaned against the counter next to you while she hands you a new drink. her eyes were piercing the nasty man who skittered away like a stupid rat.

the music got louder with the new song forcing her to lean closer to you, "men, am i right?"

you laughed at that, nodding your head, "can't do anything! thanks for saving me from that awful fate!"

she shrugs, "i couldn't just let you drink it," one of her friends calls her name, cutting your time with her short. you wish you were able to hear what her friend called her. maybe dina knew her name, "besides... you're a pretty girl. i was gonna come up to you anyway." she saunters off, joining her friend group with a broad grin.

maybe the mouse costume was really sexy after all.

#ellie williams imagine #ellie williams scenario #ellie williams x you #ellie williams x reader #ellie the last of us

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teddybeartoji · 2 months

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i'm kind of obsessed with the idea of gojo never driving. like ever. he knows how to drive, he just doesn't like it. he LOVES being the passenger princess and he LOVES taking the public transport.

suguru and shoko both drive (they both also have very sexy cars. like some older cars yk... hear me out shoko with some kind of a convertible?? smoking as her hair flows in the air?? very hot i would say...). sugu and shoko keep complaining about the music he plays but they let him be the dj every single time anyway. satoru doesn't mind sitting in the back either btw. by passenger princess i guess i just meant that he loves to be in the car with his friends lmao. whenever he sits in the back – he's having a party on his own. he has snacks (which he always shares. sugu and shoko just need to open their mouths and satoru is feeding them immediately. they don't even have to ask for it. he sometimes whines about them eating a lot but he still feeds them without a second thought) and he's just loving life back there. he's staring out of the window, slipping from one side of the car to the other and pointing out just about everything he sees. kind of like a child but yk, it's sweet. sometimes he falls asleep in the weirdest fucking positions possible and then wakes up with a terrible neck pain and pouts when his friends laugh at him.

when he's sitting in the front... he's doing all of the same fucking things who am i kidding. he's eating, he's singing, he's pressing his face right against the window and earning a flick to his head for it. also he's fucking AWFUL with maps. idk that just feels right. never ask him any kind of directions bc you'll just get even more lost than you were before; so the only thing satoru is forbidden to in the car is being the gps. actually i kind of have a feeling that shoko isn't that great at it either lmao.... imagine suguru is just sighing loudly before yanking the map from their hands (fuck technology ig) and figuring out where they are on his own while the two of them just laugh their hearts out wahh i love them so fucking much

he looooves the public transport okay. he loves the little rush he gets when he's almost late to the bus; heaving and panting as he barely makes it with a stupid smile on his face. he also loves to blame the subway for being late, it's literally his favourite excuse and whenever somebody tells him to either get a car or idk take the earlier one – he just says that it's boring. because it is!!!! to him it is. he likes to try and enjoy the small things in life and the public transport is sometimes one of those things. he observes everything, he sees everything and he loves telling people about his adventures. the old lady with the rat, the guy with the hair, the man who was naked? yeah, it's all so exciting to him. honestly, i can't really think of anything about the public transport that make him upset in any way. maybe this is a reach but he's just curious little guy okay... he likes to experience new things and whatever might happen on a bus or a tram or a subway is just one of those new things okay.... let him do his thing..... OKAYY anyway i love this man so so so much<333 thank you for listening to my ramble i love you all mwah mwah

#GUYS DO YOU SEE MY VISION #sometimes i think i might be projecting onto him a little too much so yk....#just tell me if it's too crazy #i also don't like to drive btw if that wasn't clear enough lmao #and i like the public transport on days where my anxiety isn't being a massive bitch #i think it's fun and you just get to see so many Things #it's exciting #hihihi anywayy #sugu and shoko have sexy cars CANONNNN #bc i said so #hihihihi #thanks for reading my lovelies #angel boy #mickey is daydreaming #gojo satoru #gojo satoru headcanons #gojo satoru hcs #jjk headcanons #jjk gojo

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cantfuckbracket · 1 year

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Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 28: Characters That Inspired Paragraphs

Jiang Cheng (MDZS/The Untamed) versus Bertrand Beaumont (The Royal Romance) versus Joe Goldberg (You)

[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Jiang is a Chinese man with long hair, shown with a woozy face; Bertrand is a white man in a sweater and blazer, frowning; Joe is a white man with short hair, shown staring blankly. Over it are pictures of the contestants. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]

Propaganda:

Jiang Cheng: "He’s literally such a bad date that he is blacklisted from dating pools. He’s ranked as the 5th most handsome bachelor in the cultivation world (who is the panel of judges that decide this? I really don’t know!!!) yet despite this and him ALSO being rich and powerful on top of that, women still hate him!!! Hes just that unpleasant!!!!! He’s constantly being one-upped by his adoptive brother (deserved) (4th most handsome bachelor, btw) so much so that it’s become a meme, he even lost a best mdzs character poll tournament (in the first round iirc) to said adoptive brother’s pet donkey. Literally no one wants him!!!!! He is the loneliest saddest most pathetic sopping wet cat of a man I’ve ever seen!! I’m convinced he will die a virgin" / "Guy has no game, in the drama version (the untamed) he goes after a chick who’s clearly a lesbian and just never gets any"

Bertrand Beaumont:

• like father like son innit

• he's a cunt but not in a cool sexy way. in a pathetic overgrown rat kind of way that makes you want to punt him back into the sewers

• his name is bertrand archibald beaumont. would YOU wanna fuck him???? i thought not

• the amount of times you have to help him with his relationship. like the countless apologies for being a dumb stupid shit. helping him propose. help with his vows. im 110% convinced mc had to get on video chat for their wedding night so she could instruct bertrand on what to do

• yeeeeah you can't convince me they dont sleep in separate beds in separate rooms

• and also that nasty sweater vest and jacket?????? i know he hasnt washed them in years. of course no one would go near him

• that one country outfit

• killer eyebrows? eye'm gonna kill meself x

Joe Goldberg: "The first time he gets to fuck a woman that he's stalked he finishes in like 2 seconds. Never appears to be any better at fucking any of the countless times he fucks after that. I bet his dick feels like a limp fish. Also got arrested for having sex in a public place and constantly jacks off in public like I think if you were any good at sex you wouldnt need to be doing that. Tried to have a bisexual foursome once to get his wife to leave him and he wimped out so hard at the idea of fucking another man even though he is arguably bisexual himself. The most sexual tension he ever actually had was with a hallucination of another man he had in his own head. Just kind of pathetic"

#the untamed #mo dai zu shi #mdzs #jiang cheng #playchoices #the royal romance #trr #bertrand beaumont #you #you netflix #joe goldberg #polls #thank you drinkingteainthedark for the picture of jiang #thank you dogtheories for the picture of joe

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networksupported · 3 months

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REX SOVEREIGN?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING REX SOVEREIGN GOD DAMN FOOL PEOPLE MURDERING SEXY MANNING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING REX SOVEREIGN

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT REX SOVEREIGN I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP PARTNERS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM I HAVE SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST HAIRCUT GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said rex sovereigns waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with rex sovereign speaking one word in person on discord in roleplay not only will i close the tab i will delete my account out of spite and have to reread the entire thread again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he kills people but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a mother(???) make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

#:DISCONNECTED:#felix mentioned the existence of a post dragging rex and this was all i could think of..#clickonmedotexe

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punchratt · 6 months

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Indulging in my brainrot again, heres that longer bg3 character design post i was talking about! (@dragonageshitpostingelves, i didnt forget you <3) Also, Spoiler Warning, i talk a lot about the companions backstory and quests, so don't read if you haven't finished those. Or do, I don't care.

Im gonna be honest and admit right now that I am sadly NOT a professional character designer, but instead just a nerd who likes to draw. I think the bg3 designs are amazing as they are and deserve a hell of a lot more praise then their already getting. That being said, i have many opinions about these funny little tadpole people. The first of them being that Gale, Wyll, and Astarion should not look like that. I mean, they all literally have the same body model, just give or take few scars and some hair, then swap the head. Which i think is a little shocking considering that the girls have much more diverse body types. Normally its the other way around.

First, Astarion. I love him, but i should not be able to grate cheese on his abs. Dude was a slave surviving off rats and living in the shadows for over 200 years, he's a rouge with 8 strength and no work out plan other then squatting so he can hide better. The last thing he should have is a six pack. I am a firm believer in scrawny Astarion, that man is wet noodle, he is malnourished and it should show. I should be able to see that mans ribs. Play that boy like a xylophone. This twink is not twinking right now and its driving me insane!

Im not saying he cant be sexy, in fact i think its very important that he is sexy. A big chunk of his story has to do with his relationship with sex and how he views romance as a whole. The whole point of his story is that he seems like the sexy vampier stereotype, but is actually a much more in depth character with a very complicated relationship to sex and romance. He needs to look sexy for that to work. But you don't gotta have a six pack to look sexy! Whenever i see him without a shirt all i can think of is that abs just don't look right on him. Everything else i think they've gotten perfect, he really does look like the character he's supposed to be and i can only applaud Larian for getting it so right, just.. lose the abs.

Second, Gale. I feel like I've already summed up how i feel about his design in my last post, but i like talking so i'm gonna say more! Gale should be chubby!! All he likes to do is ponder his orb, talk to his cat, and study magic. I firmly believe that he also has a side passion for food. After all, what is cooking if not potion brewing but different? Gale can appreciate a good meal and it should show! After all, eating and food is integral to his character with the whole arcane hunger thing he has going on. Give me my dad bod Gale and all wrongs in this world will be righted.

But to be a little more serious about this, i think his story becomes all the more poetic and tragic if you view him as someone who loves food. Because just imagine that you have three things you love, magic, food, and your goddess girlfriend. Now imagine that one day, to impress your goddess girlfriend, you do something kinda really stupid and end up with a magic nuke in your chest. But wait, it gets worse! Because of this failed grand gesture your goddess girlfriend breaks up with and banishes you. She leaves you to deal with this whole thing by yourself, all you have now is your cat and cooking. But wait, it gets even worse!! No matter how much you eat, yu arent ful, so you're constantly starvinng now, and thats how you find out that the bomb in your chest feeds on magic! Which means that now Gale has to ether find a way to keep it fed or he's gonna kamikaze half the swords coast. Meaning he has to eat any magical artifacts he gets his hands on while also dealing with the emotional damage of everything else. Food, one of the only things he had left, is now a stressful reminder of the fucked up situation he's in.

Now I don't think that means Gale starts to hate food, or resent it in some way, I still think he's the adorable little foodie goofball dork who insisted on being the camp cook. But i do think it makes his whole relationship with food something much more bittersweet, which is very interesting and something i feel could be reflected better in his already amazing design.

Third, Wyll. Wyll, I believe, is the most likely to be buff out of these three. Though, I don't think he'd show it as much as he does. We know he likes to dance, and that he enjoys a good sword fight more then anything! He used to fence with his father and overall is a very active guy. He is probably the character that most matches his body, there aren't many things I'd change. That being said, he is still a warlock with less strength then a hamster. He wouldn't be that muscly.

My dude is the son of a Grand Duke, he's had a relatively cushy life that didnt really get all that much harder after his dad gave him the boot (dick move btw). He's struggled, defiantly! But i don't think it'd be a reach to say that Wyll might have a little fat on him. I dont really have much to say other then i think he'd benefit from taking those abs away and putting that bulk somewhere else. When I imagine Wyll I imagine a man with some arm game and a pudgy belly. Maybe some calf muscle too, but overall nothing too defined since he doesn't really use strength in combat. I mean, why does Wyll have more defined abs then Lae'zel? Of all the origin characters she should have the most defined abs of the group. Not these three clowns(affectionate).

Wyll is a softie with a heart of gold, he should get to have a soft body to go with it. Plus it'd add more contrast between what parts are devil and what aren't. Sharp rough horns, a scarred face, and striking but intimidating eyes juxtaposed against a soft but somewhat built frame, quick whit, and a generally nice attitude make for a very interesting design! One that i think would be much more compelling then the kinda default muscly hero build he has now.

Now compare those to the secrete fourth option i didnt tell you about! Halsin! I think Halsin is designed perfectly and there is nothing i would change. He uses a unique body model from the other three and his design perfectly captures who he is as a character. He's big, appropriately buff, and looks kind. I look at that man and i think "yeah, thats a guy who occasionally turns into a bear", and he does! He looks like a natural born leader who knows how to make those tough decisions, he looks as inviting as he acts, and he looks like he gives amazing hugs. Bear hugs if you will! That man is a bear in every sense of the word, and whats more druid then that?

I only really brought him up to set him as sort of a standard for the designs of this game, because almost every single design is just as perfect and well thought out as his. I could go on for several more paragraphs about other characters and why their also perfect, or what other small little changes id make to their designs (cough cough, Lae'zel abs, cough) but this thing is getting long enough as is.

So to conclude. Fuck abs, and get them off my boys! If you've actually read this whole monstrosity, thank you. It took me over half a day to write and i still feel like i haven't touched on everything. Like, i didn't get to praise their designs nearly as much as i wanted to, but oh well. Maybe I'll make another post about the girls, maybe ill ramble about what i do like about the boys designs, i don't know. Depends on if anyone wants that, or if i still got gas left in the tank after this. Finally, please excuse any spelling errors and the inconsistent capitals. Its late, i have dyslexia, and i'll probably go back and fix it later. Thanks again for reading!

#rattrambles #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #wyll ravengard #halsin

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autmism · 2 years

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secret lab rat

pairing(s) ; steven grant x fem!reader

warning(s) ; school anxiety, hurt/comfort

synopsis ; (requested) Hiya! Love your writings and fan fics and i was wondering if it's OK asking for a fem!reader which is studying for a psychology test admission and is very stressed and Steven tries to comfort her? Thanks already and I hope you have a great day!♡

-> masterlist

a/n ; this was such a cute req oh my godd thank u sm anon :3 hope you enjoy and have a lovely day <3

“alright, you’ve been sitting here twiddling your thumbs, what’s the problem?” steven stood in front of y/n, hands clasped together and a grin on his face. steven had noticed y/n zoning out at the desk for the last hour whilst he sat on the couch reading. he had the slightest clue as what was on y/n’s mind, but he wanted to help her.

“hm? nothing really,” y/n shrugged leaning back in her chair and trying to look relaxed, “just some stuff.”

steven knelt down in front of her, his hands on her knees, “want to share?”

y/n shrugged again, sighing, “i don’t know, just super stressed… about this stupid test.”

“i think you’ll do great, love, been sat here for god knows long every day of the bloody week, you’re doing great!” steven squeezed her knees for extra emphasis.

“i know, i know i’ve been putting in a lot of effort, but what if it’s not enough? i mean what if i get in there and my brain turns to mush and i completely blank and flunk the test,” y/n paused, “i’m worried this isn’t for me and i’ll let everyone down.”

steven sighed and grabbed y/n’s hands, trying to offer any sort of comfort he could, “if you flunk the test, you can still make up for it with the next one, can’t you?”

“yeah, but this one’s a huge part of my grade, i really really can’t mess this one up,” y/n let go of one of his hands to massage her temples, feeling the stress headache forming, “i don’t know what to do.”

“well, if you want to know my opinion, you’re gonna bloody ace that test and i know it,” steven grinned, “wanna know why?”

“why?” y/n looked back at his eyes.

“because you,” he jabbed a finger to her chest lightly, “are the smartest, most intelligent person that i’ve ever met, i mean it! i mean wow, psychology pfft, i would never have the guts to go for it, too tricky of a topic, far more complicated than the egypt stuff, y’know and i’ve got plenty of the stuff you study in psychology and even i don’t understand it!”

steven’s laughs brought a smile to y/n’s face, “you’re just saying that, you have to.”

“me? lying? does this look like a face that could lie?” steven pouted dramatically, making y/n laugh.

“no, you’re right, you’re far too cute to lie,” y/n pinched one of his cheeks and cupped the other one in her other hand.

“you’re gonna ace it, love, you always do,” he smiles, “don’t worry about flopping the test, you’d still be as intelligent as you were before you took the test, a silly number, or letter isn’t going to change that, darling.”

“thank you, steven.. you’re the best.”

“plus, being ‘round me is sort of exta studying, got all these mental things, you get to see these things up close,” steven laughed tapping the side of his head, “it’s like i’m you’re very own secret lab rat, innit?”

“steven, don’t call yourself a lab rat, you’re my boyfriend and the love of my life, not an experiment for school,” y/n pouted, running a finger down the slope of his nose.

“only joking, promise,” he grinned at her. she always caught steven when he started talking down on himself, he always poked fun at himself and she guessed it was to do it before anyone else did. kind of a way to show people ‘i know whatever you’re going to say, you don’t need to tell me’, but y/n wouldn’t let it slide. no one talks bad about steven, especially steven himself.

“i know, but you’re so amazing, i don’t want you to see yourself any less than you are,” y/n smiled, grabbing onto his hands again, “you’re the best man i’ve ever met, you are honest, funny, empathetic and intelligent… and sexy.”

“y/n!” steven laughed, slightly shocked at the last part.

“just being honest, you are incredibly sexy, whew those new grey trousers of yours, damn.”

“okay, okay, let’s not get carried away now, you.” steven smiled softly, glad that y/n was in a better mood.

“your ass in those trousers, it’s criminal i’m serious, someone needs to arrest you for possession of a weapon, that ass is dangerous.” y/n winked.

steven leaned his forehead against her knees, his face red from embarrassment, “you are somethin’ else, you are.”

“i love you, steven.”

“i love you too, so much more than i’d be able to say in words.”

“you’re too sweet.”

“only for you, love,” steven looked back up at y/n, “how about we move to the couch for a little break and then you can study after a while, i’ve missed you this week, got a lot to catch up on!”

“yeah, that might be good for me to be honest.”

“plus, knees are quite achy, i feel about thirty years older right now,” he chuckled.

“you should’ve said so sooner!” y/n stood up, helping him up with her, “c’mon let’s go.”

“i’m lackin’ some vitamin c,” steven held into her hand as they moved to the couch.

“what?“ y/n furrowed her eyebrows in confusion.

“vitamin cuddles,” steven pulled y/n to his chest, arms wrapped around her wait tightly.

“you nerd,” y/n laughed into his chest, “love you though, thank you.”

“‘course love, anything for you and i mean anything,” he whispered into her neck.

“anything?” y/n smiled, “even telling me about what you were reading earlier?”

“oh, especially that, love, final warning though, i may not be able to stop once i’m on the topic.”

“hearing you talk about your passions is my favourite thing in the world, there’s nowhere else i’d rather be.”

“i’m so bloody lucky,” he muttered under his breath before getting into the topic of the ancient egyptians and the myths. he’d usually bounce between the myth and real things, going on about the gods to talking about the pharaohs. he just had so much to say about things, that he couldn’t help but go topic to topic, but y/n found it so endearing. her favourite thing to do is listen to steven talk, he could talk about absolutely anything and y/n could listen to it all day. she was happiest with him.

#moonknight #moonknight x reader #steven grant #steven grant x reader #steven grant x reader fluff #steven grant x fem!reader #moonknight x fem!reader

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mostfuckableffvillain · 10 months

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Round 3 - Eliminations

Some big losses here today as we say goodbye to Shuyin, Jack Garland, Sorceress Ultimecia, Rufus Shinra, Seifer Almasy, Ardyn Izunia, Angeal Hewley, and Fordola rem Lupis. We're sad to see you go.

Congratulations to Sorceress Edea, Estinien Varlineau, Reno of the Turks, Barbariccia, Elena of the Turks, Yotsuyu goe Brutus, Aranea Highwind, and Vayne Carudas Solidor! We look forward to seeing you in Round 4!

For some of the reasons this lot was nominated in the first place, look no further than the link below:

Jack Garland: >He just wants to kill chaos, gotta admire a man with a goal in life. >Dedication and resilience. >I want him to break my spine over his back and turn me into a million little rock candy fragments and he loves his tall goth wife Astos >He doesn’t give a fuck who you are unless you’re Chaos. Also, you can strip him naked ingame and play him that way. He’s waiting 2000 years for the Warrior of Light to get stronger and take him >Love >He act smart and focused but actually a moron who in fact is a genius but lost all his brain cells due to world reset. Also his constant grumpy face and the most fuckable attitude doesn't help him being less fuckable. Despite all that he is a genuine good guy who treasure his companions. Anw his tits is fucking fat.

Ultimecia: >overall insane style and serving cunt also she has a cool plan to become a god instead of just being some guy >She is very hot >mommy milkers (praying emoji) i'm not a furry but….

Rufus Shinra: >He’s Rufus Shinra.

Seifer Almasy: >Cocky smirk, sexy scar, broad shoulders, giant weapon, damaged bad boy who needs hugs and then to be put on his knees >He’s so stupid. And sexy at the same time yes sir

Ardyn Izunia: >Tol bitch, do what he wants also look at dat hair c,: >The attitude >fam have you seen that man? Have you heard his voice? I would let that man do truly unspeakable things to me. >Tall, broad shoulders, sexy dark smirk, goody-goody past and tragic fucked up backstory, immortal and stupid powerful but has an obsession with goofy hats. Tentacle sex with black demon powers a possibility. >Rat man rat man rAT MAN RAT MAN. Also, like. 10k demons in a trench coat >He's pathetic and that's a very fuckable trait for me <3 I don't know how to explain this in english listen, he's just… he's a dramatic little man and he clearly needs and deserve to get fucked (honestly by Verstael not by me but I'm getting out of the current context here) I'm saying this in the most positive way possible I love him :') >look at him. look at his stupid face and hair and clothes and vibes. also have you heard his voice. also: forsaken king. also also: doomed by the narrative/bahamut. also also also: chronic pain plague king. >Cocky but can back it up >sexy hobo chic + gorgeous red hair and an incredible voice >I think it’s the spite >The pink hair

Angeal Hewley: >idk if he's really a 'villain' but it's worth a shot…. I love him and his huge tits more than anything. he's a handsome, kind, muscular man waiting to be dominated and I think that's so sexy of him

#round 3 #eliminations

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simayeeet · 1 year

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randomly rating wei advisor ships (dynasty warriors)

this is half joking half judgement

seeing the shipping of the wei strategists feels like a mix n match sort of deal

guo jia/xun yu - classic, almost universal across 3k media, but dw versions tbh do not have chemistry (why is guo jia the top almost every time he is not a top get real) 2/10 (just because xun yu is nice and worries about him doesn't mean he'd bang him)

guo jia/jia xu - they have almost the same interests and play off each other well, good chemistry 10/10

guo jia/xun you - its extrovert/introvert, it's p alright, they work off each other well 8/10

man chong/guo jia - big/small, i can see it, they both seem like they'd be stupid together and pissing xun yu off they will have a fun time no matter what 6/10

man chong/xun you - big/small, airhead and exhausted, kinda cute but there's prob little chemistry 5/10

man chong/xun yu - tallest advisors ig, seems like xun yu would be acting like his mom a lot, don't see much chemistry 2/10

man chong/jia xu - incompatible 0/10 (friendship though, man chong probably will tell jia xu everything he's seen)

xun yu/xun you - they're blood related pls no -100/10

xun yu/jia xu - old man yaoi spiritually, likely not much chemistry considering jia xu's past employers, 0/10 (sure, xun yu wouldn't hold a grudge for long but he'd probably not be too comfortable)

jia xu/xun you - extrovert/introvert old man yaoi 10/10 (they're both the same size too)

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sima yi is a wei character edition:

sima yi/jia xu - schemers, nothing beyond it tbh unless jia xu annoys him about being a little rat 3/10

sima yi/guo jia - clashing work ethics, party pooper/party haver, it gives me that kind of energy where the ship is one person annoying the other a lot and the other reacts to it always 5/10

sima yi/xun you - incompatible 0/10 (yi's loud laughing)

man chong/sima yi - has a similar air to him being shipped w/zhang he but instead of dancing and beauty its traps and not knowing where doors are 5/10

sima yi/xun yu - intellectually matched, but at odds constantly for different ideals which is kinda sexy 7/10

#no one read this #xun yu #xun you #jia xu #sima yi #man chong #guo jia #the rating is based on how much i can go “i can see this” and how hard i nod #arbitrary rating ik #pls no one take this too seriously

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writing-for-the-gays · 9 months

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STUNNIN'

RAMSEY MUROCH X TRANS MALE! POC! READER

SMUT! GAY SEX AND ALSO WEED, SMOKIN AND TOKIN!!! YALL SUCK AND FUCK AND SMOKE!!! DON'T LIKE DONT READ

Word count: 2670

Also posted onto A03

Music blasted through [names] headphones, his body moving to the sound of the music. A growl left him every time he landed a blow on the punching bag. His arms powerful and strong, the muscles underneath flexing with each thud that echoed out through the small building.

The only place he would be void of interruptions; the sheriffs' office, the set up reflected that, papers strewn about with workout equipment localized into a corner across the cells. A punching bag faded and torn from use sat In front of him now in that very corner.

Ice on my neck, that's incomin

Sweat rolled down his body. He didn’t notice the man ogling him, eye tracing every bit of his body through the cell bars. Lingering on [names] chest which was toned and built with two scars framing right below them.

Ramsey gulped softly, his Adam's apple bobbing. When he ‘turned himself in’ he didn’t expect some hot buff man to come in and start wailin’ on the punching bag in the corner; but he wasn’t complainin’, the man was more than just attractive.

[Name] was wearing a pair of simple sweatpants and nothing else.

Just scanning the man's body made Ramsey's pants feel tight and uncomfortable.

I'm a pretty boy I'm stunnin

Ramsey had only heard rumors about [name]

Apparently, he had an epithet that was so stupid that he refused to use it, and he learned how to fight hand to hand instead.

That worked just fine for Ramsey, if he was gonna get to see this every time he was in here, he’d enjoy it.

“Stop staring at my ass.” [name]'s voice interrupted the silence in the jail, a thud echoing again as [name] hit it, sending it flying against the wall.

Ramsey, not even aware [name] had taken off his headphones, let out a startled, nervous, laugh, “HAH- pfft- I uh-” he shook his head “I wasn’t starin’ at your ass i was uh-” he quickly tried to think of something to blame his starring on, the scars “I was looking at the scars on your chest, where'd ya get em?” Ramsey asked, leaning against the bars of the cell, smiling at [name] glared over at Ramsey for a second before looking over for his small hand towel.

“Top surgery.” he said simply, wiping off the sweat from his chest, as he did this Ramsey’s cock twitched. He couldn't help but think about [name], a handsome man for sure, strong powerful muscles. Certainly strong enough to put Ramsey in his place, pushing Ramsey right on the lounge chair, putting a strong calloused hand in the middle of his chest and holding him down-

Ramsey choked, what in the holy fuck was he thinking, he was a generally horny person, normally for the but, but this was border lining on eye fucking this person.

[Reader] growled lowly “What got a fucking problem with that?” They growled out. Ramsey shook his head “NO! No sorry, got distracted…. Was thinkin’ bout something.” he said, trying to shrug off his day dreaming.

“Yea… yea whatever.” [name] scoffed.

He locked eyes with Ramsey and something changed in the air, the feeling of tension was replaced quickly with lust so thick you could swim through it.

Super speed sonic I'm runnin

The next thing Ramsey knew [name] was fumbling in his desk for lube, something Ramsey couldn't see, and the keys to the cell.

The only thing Ramsey could think about is how his cock stained against the fabric of his cargo shorts, and how sexy [name] was with a primal look in his eyes.

A low whine escaped the slightly older man, deep from somewhere deep in his throat. It was needy, begging almost. [Name] threw the cell door open, his heart thudding in his ears as he looked at the rat-like man sitting in the fold out lawn chair.

Ramsey began to undress before [reader] even got to the cell, shaky hands making quick work of his Hawaiian shirt which ended up on the floor by the time [reader] got to him.

He immediately kissed Ramsey, it was hot, rough, needy. [Name] knew this would bruise both of their lips and they'd have to do the walk of shame after this to get ibuprofen from the store, but he didn't really mind.

The rat-like man pulled away and wasted no time diving into [name] neck and littering bite marks and hickeys up and down their neck causing [name] to gasp.

S-super speed sonic im runnin

"FUCK- it took you so long before you initiated, I thought I was going to fucking explode." Ramsey muttered against [name] skin "I wanted to just fucking walk out and beg for you."

[Name] shivers, his eyes rolling back a bit as Ramsey hit a sensitive spot on their neck, their control on their epithet slipping slightly as a fruity-floral skunk smelling smoke began to rise off of their skin and fill the small area.

Ramsey inhales deeply, his cock twitching in his shorts "now…" he leans in to whisper into [name] ear "what is this sheriff gonna do to me?"

Call me big papa I'm sonnin'

[Name] pushed Ramsey back against the lounge chair and growled slowly "Now… what do I do with inmates who have a staring problem…?"

Ramsey shook his head and smirked "No… why don't you show me?" He asked cheekily. It causes [name] to lunge forward and start placing bite marks against Ramsey's pale skin. They bruise quickly, a beautiful piece of art consisting of dark purple.

A whimper crawls it's way out of Ramsey's chest when [name] grinds down against his hard, twitching cock, [name] can imagine what it looks like below the tan fabric of his shorts; red and angry at the tip with a thick vein going down the underside, 7' inches long and girthy to match, nice trimmed pink hair around the base.

[Name] has memorized it at this point. Hes gone down on Ramsey more times than he can count in their 3 years of being married. [Name] can't seem to find the idea of feeling it in him any less exciting than the first time they got together. [Name] rubs his thighs together lightly to alleviate some of the need he feels.

I supply dick when he want it

Ramseys shorts and underwear come off when [name] tired gets of just grinding. His cock springing free, just as [name] imagined it would look like.

With his mouth watering [name] takes Ramsey's cock into his mouth, teasing the tip with his tongue he lightly hollows out his cheeks, sucking just on the tip. Ramsey bucks his hips, head thrown back in ecstacy. He's so sensitive, [name] chuckles lightly around the tip causing a needy keen to leave through Ramseys slightly parted lips.

While Ramsey's eyes were closed [name] pulls out the lube and applies it to their fingers, before gently pressing against Ramsey's hole.

I'm a bad boy mclovin.

Ramsey opens his eyes and lets out a gasp, looking down at [name] with curiosity and excitement. They press a finger into him causing his back to arch and a loud moan to leave him.

[Name] smirks "Did you prepare for this?" He asks softly, which only gets a nod from the gold eyed man. His legs spread a bit and [name] releases a guttural groan.

The unknown item from the desk makes a reappearance. A butt plug. One connected to a little remote. [Name] gently teased Ramsey's entrance the the tip of the toy.

Ramsey squirms as the toy is slipped into him, opening his good eye he smiles dorkily "So-!" Before he can let out a comment you turn the vibration on the toy all the way up causing him to curl up slightly, his muscles tensing before he falls back against the lounge chair.

He's letting out little whimpers and moans in a constant stream now, his cock twitching. There's no way he'll cum from just that. He's tried before.

I'ma, I'ma, bad boy Mclovin

[Name] returns to Ramsey's cock, paying special attention to the vein at the bottom, which causes his body to spasm. "FUCK- fuck- ungh- it… feels so good!-" Ramsey is a mess at this point, his hair wild and sticking out all over the place. 'The messy look suits him' [name] thinks with a grin that turns quickly to a sinister grin.

[Name] strips his sweatpants and boxers. He trails his hand up and down his body "Look at me Ramsey." [Name] commands gently. Ramseys eyes peek open and he throws his head back squirming.

Ramsey knows better than to touch his cock without permission, but his hands twitch at the need to alleviate the ache forming in his lower stomach. An ache that can only be helped by [name].

They growl at Ramsey "I didn't say you could look away." His eye focuses on the sight before him and he wishes he could jump on [name] at any moment.

[Name] is gently playing with their bottom growth, the other hand gently tracing up and down his body. It drives Ramsey wild.

Good pussy sound like pasta

"Please please pleasepleasepleaseplease-" Ramsey begs his hips bucking wildly "I need to be inside of you please- please I need you so fuckin badly, I want to feel you, fuck I wanna have you around my cock, I want to fuck you please-!" [Name] shuts him up quickly, lining up their cunt and enveloping Ramsey's cock.

[Name] finally let's their epithet go uncontrolled. More smoke rising up from their skin. It makes them whine. A light buzz running over their body. They notice something in the corner. Handcuffs.

[Name] smirks, an idea coming to their head. They lift off of Ramsey slowly “I'm going to grab the cuffs from over there, and then I'm going to ride you until all you can only think about me .” he growls and Ramsey nods, his normal eye clouded in pleasure, his gold prosthetic turned fully around no longer showing the pupil.

[Name] lifts themself off ramseys lap and saunters over to the corner of the cell, bending over in a way that showed off his ass to pick them up. Ramsey looked at [names] ass and the handcuffs and bites his lip, his cock twitches hard.

He give good brain he a master

straddling Ramsey’s hips again, he smirks hovering just above Ramsey's cock “D’ya’wanna get stoned.” He asked simply, smoke leaving his lips as he spoke.

Ramsey nodded desperately and [name] swooped in for a kiss, breathing smoke into Ramsey’s mouth, who quickly inhaled it, a foggy feeling washed over Ramsey, his vision becoming unfocused on anything but [name], a stupid smile appeared on Ramsey’s face, not a grin, a stupid smile, his eyelid drooped, his body felt heavy, but light and airy.

He gripped the back of the beach chair, feeling the rubber of the chair under his fingertips. A soft grounding feeling in case it was overstimulating.

[Name] slowly lowered himself onto Ramsey, the feeling of [name] walls again enveloped Ramsey, causing him to let out a loud moan, the feeling was amplified as he let his eyes fully relax, not focusing on anything, except for his cock, the feeling was so good.

“feels… fuckin good-” [name] mutters deeply, rolling his hips, his bottom growth dragging against Ramsey’s lower stomach. [Name] began to move up and down on ramseys cocks. Shock waves traveled through [name] as Ramsey's cock hit all the right places inside of him.

Ramsey tried to pull his arms to grab at [names] hips but he’s not successful, the handcuffs holding him. whines and whimpers leaving [name]s throat in an almost song-like manner to Ramsey, every nerve in his body had been lit up, and he really couldn't tell where he ended and you began.

It was like a dance really, one leading the other, when [name] would thrust down Ramsey would thrust right back up, it made [name] long for more.

Little Einstein bitch imma blast off.

In the flash of a second [name] is dirty talking Ramsey, riling him up. "Your cock feels so good in me- fuck- it's driving me fucking crazy it's so good- fuck- I need more- I need more of you- I want you to cum inside of me-." The last part gets Ramsey and he bucks, hard, speeding up his thrusts into [name]. He grips ramseys shoulder and whines.

It's a constant hard thrust, one that makes [names] toes curl and their back to arch. Both of them are shaking in ecstacy desperately at the edge. And then it all stops.

I can go slow or go faster

Ramsey somehow got out of the hand cuffs and he moves [name] off of him and onto the floor, putting him in a mating press where he slows to a crawl. Pulling out slowly but thrusting back in hard. It pushes wanton whore like moans out of [names] mouth.

He's teasing [name] on purpose. Tired of waiting he took it in his own hands. "I've wanted your pussy all fucking day, God I want to fuck my cum deep inside of you and just FUCKING-." He thrusts into [name] "breed you." He begins to jackhammer thrust into [name].

It's feel like [name] is going insane while he's being fucked into. He's incoherent. Babbling and moaning about ramsey's cock. He can't control the noises he makes and he loves it.

The moans and skin slapping skin echoed through the cell. It was noisy, and it kept getting noisier as ramsey got closer and closer to his peak. Body shaking, breathless, he was close, it was so fucking good, he couldn't think about anything else just [name], about how [name] was so tight around him.

[name] looked at him like he was a Greek god right now, granted he looked at Ramsey like this all the time; how [name], the most stunning man he's ever seen with dark curly hair, dark skin, and beautiful deep eyes that remind him of the first cup of coffee in the morning and the night sky when the world's asleep, see's him as anything other than average is beyond him.

God he felt so good, [names] body shook and his eyes rolled back "Fuck- fuck fuck please I'm so close-! Please cum inside of me-!"

If I bust quick that's a bastard

"FUCK!" [Names] body clenched, his muscles stiffening with each after shock of pleasure. That's what sent Ramsey over. He thrusted deep shooting ropes of cum [names] cunt. Sitting like that for a second before pulling out and gently setting down [names] legs, cum dripping from his hole.

Ramsey smiles softly and pulls him onto the lounge chair and kisses [names] cheek as he wraps his arms around Ramsey.

They sat like that for minutes, or maybe hours, enjoying the warmth the other brought. [Name] shakily got up, cum dripping down his thighs, he giggled "Ok that was not worth the strain on my back." [Name] said stretching and straightening out.

"yeah well sweetheart, it was your idea, so by proxy your fault." Ramsey responded, making cove roll his eyes with a scoff "Don't throw facts and logic at my tiny brain, I'll get a headache." [Name] responded, kissing Ramsey's forehead.

[Name] out his underwear and sweatpants back on. Hs sits back down and lays his head into ramsey's chest

Ice on my neck that's incoming

"Aye don't go falling asleep on me, we have shit to do." Ramsey said rolling his eye, sitting up with [names] head still in his chest.

[Name] laughed "Would you rather deal with me with the munchies all day, or me sleeping in your lawn chair for the rest of the day?" Ramsey sighed and did a faux glare at [name], who put his hands up "Fine fine. I'll go do my job." He said standing up, putting his underwear and shorts back on.

[Name] smiled.

I'm a pretty boy I'm stunnin

#epithet erased #ramsey murdoch #epithet erased gay?#x male reader #gay #trans #x reader #homosexual #s father with children-#(i am shot down before i can finish the falsettos reference)#ramsey murdoch x male reader

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sweet-honey-fruit · 1 year

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Everyday I am sad when I think about the fact that Dottore most likely will get a redesign when he becomes playable. I love his current design so much it's unbelievable. He looks so good. The colors are perfect, the fucking BELTS EVERYWHERE which together with his tight fitting coat gave this man a waist to shoulder ratio that is just disrespectful. The loose pants with the tight boots, the feathers on his shoulder... His design has all my weaknesses in it. I hate him. And I hate hoyo for making him look so good. Dude was supposed to look like a little sewer rat and here he is looking sexy as hell. I wanna give him a smooch and then kick his shins. Stupid man.

I HOPE THEY KEEP THE BELTS!!! AND THE HARNESS!!!

Their is still some hope though! I personally love the new Scara design, it's easier on the eyes than the previous outfit. So I have hope (but Scara's original outfit was less chaotic than dottores so idk)

Genshin went in and made that man fine as hell and for what?

If villain, why hot?

#sweethoneyfruit talks #dottore #genshin impact

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haruhey · 2 years

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chronological thoughts of twd 11x18

- melissa mcbride intro 🫶🫶🫶

- omg daryl tribute

- also if this is how all the episodes start im gonna start getting annoyed fr fr

- MERCERRERRR AND CAROLLLLLL

- oh my fuck that slash was so scary

- omg daryl looks good with his bangs a lil swoopy

- yeahhh f bomb daryl

- omg carol 🫶

- OH MY GOD THAT MADE ME JUMP SIMPLY A ASTRONOMIC SLAY FROM DARYL DIXON

- carol looking back at pamela pls 😭

- oh but where r u going that knife is so nice bby come back

- ok but i think i would have done the same lance is so pathetic

- oh my god theyre making lance take the fall for sebastian what the fuck

- NOOO CAROL NO R U KIDDING ME

- “anybody else?” stares straight at daryl

- oh my god i knew lance would be a little shit hostage

- he just like me fr 🫶

- KILL HIM MERCER

- KILL HIM KILL HIM

- LANCE PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH

- omg pamela’s fit kinda fire ngl

- why is this scene so charged its making me so uncomfortable

- “friends and allies” pls they look like they wanna die

- omg celebrating corruption and nepotism!!

- EUGENE’S LITTLE RAT TAIL PLSSSSSS

- eugene pls this is so sad i want them to be happy pls

- OMG SHES GONNA KILL HIM IKTR IKTR

- caryl scene caryl scene caryl scene 🤞🤞🤞

- DAMN IT NO CARYL SCENE

- omg i forgot about oceanside

- omg girl talk❣️❣️

- oh

- oh um

- wow uh

- NOOO THEYRE TEARING UP NOT MY BBYGIRLS 😭😭😭

- TAKE HAPPINESS WHEREVER YOU CAN GET IT AND DONT EVER BE SORRY ABOUT IT 😭😭😭

- awww daryl and lydia 🫶🫶🫶

- i love them so much its crazy

- NOOO GRACIE AND AARON PLS SHES SO WORRIED ABOUT HER DAD

- omg denying the grimes legacy (dying)

- omg she really is michonne’s kid

- NOOO AARON CRYING AND LOOKING AT GRACIE PLS LET THEM BE HAPPY

- i love ezekiel so much ❤️

- is ezekiel still in love with carol thats so unfortunate

- AND AMERICA ITSELF?2!-?-?-?

- max should be president instead

- SEBASTIAN SUCKS SO BADDDDDD

- need him to die fr fr fr

- ugh fuck off i hate the miltons they need to die

- BITCH BOY CRYING

- this is giving me flashbacks to when i had to get a ultrasound of my uterus and they told me to drink a litre of water an hour beforehand and i almost pissed myself the second i felt the transducer press against my stomach

- nobody cares negan shut up ur like 67

- ewww they kissed that’s disgusting i do not wanna see that

- HIS VEST OMG

- been through war fr fr

- thats so sexy of him fr

- omg the siblings b scheming

- CARYL SCENES 🫶🫶🫶 OFC HE GOES TO HER FOR HELP 🫶🫶

- carol telling him not to compare himself to rick <3

- love them <3333

- omg r they going to see lance

- OH MY GOD MY PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE MAN❣️❣️

- lmao his dumb hand

- omg lance telling him to use his words

- why is every scene with lance so charged

- why is he soloing his sermon

- look at little coco she looks so cute 😭

- rosita’s shirt looks SO COMFY i need it

- JUDITH PLS

- oh god pls le

- OH MY GOD THEY KILLED THEM PLEASE RESPECT THE WORKERS OH MY GOD THATS SO FUCKED UP

- omg daryl here to pray 4 forgiveness

- yo jc u taking any suggestions

- OH OMG I FORGOT JUDITH

- why is he grunting so hard calm down daryl

- nooo his backstory pls

- no no no please im in too much of a fragile state to handle this

- daryl is literally just trying his best </3

- he needs a hug :(

- HE’S TRYING SO HARD PLEASE 😭😭😭

- every time sebastian comes on screen i throw up a lil

- kill him max kill him kill him

- she has so many hb pencils omg

- oh wait sebastian kinda served (minus the whole him being an asshole thing)

- oh serve max

- CARYL SCENE❣️❣️🫶

- OH MY GOS SHE RECORDED HIM I JUST REALIZED

- eugene’s little stupid cowboy hat 🫶

- um what in the wwe is going on here

- it’s giving woodbury fake walker fighting

- omg sebastian going off script

- OH NO OH NO OMG

- oh slayyyy max slayyyy

- OMG THE LOTTERY LMAOOO

- the shot of sebastian running through the crowd pls thats so funny

- WALKERS R U KIDDING ME

- wow rip to the commonwealth ig forever in out memory

- NO THEY GOT DEPERATED

- NOOOOOO NOOOOO FIND HER DARYL FIND HER

- GET OUT OF THERE JUDITH

- oh they found each other slay

- OHBMY GOD IS HE GONNA THROW MAX TO THAT WALKER

- oh thank god kill him fr fr

- let him die

- OH THANK GOD HE DIED IM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY

- he deserves this fuck him this is so slay of angela kang

- ??? LEAVE THEM ALONE???

- oh this is gonna be a slay season perhaps

- ngl the hand stabbing was kinda hot

- i also wrote about this happening in one of my fics so um am i actually angela kang

- THIS WAS SUCH A SLAY EPISODE FOR MAX FR

- yeah he does deserve a bloody end fuck him

#haruviews #twd season 11 #the walking dead season 11 #twd spoilers

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roachclit · 2 years

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another radgirl silco posting ??? we r not alone. Solidarity 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

support group for radgirls who hate men but love silco 😔🤝 He’s so good no real life man can compare. I can’t get his stupid scrunkly sexy rat face out of my head 😳😩💦

#ask

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obeymebutnotlikethat · 2 years

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“If Mammon wasn’t so stupid we would’ve gotten somewhere.”

“Calling me stupid ain’t gonna get ya dignity back,” Mammon muttered into his shot of demonus.

He cursed as a foot slammed into his shin. He cursed for the pain and for the quiet hipster cafe his partner dragged him to. They could’ve gone to his usual dwellings with the darts and men rallying around the stations. Then he could’ve swore to hell and back without the daggers glaring into him from behind.

“Why’s he sitting there?”

“He doesn’t want to be seen with you. It kills me to agree with him.”

Fuck. there goes his earnings.

“It’s not like we’ve hit an end, right? Shit isn’t even over.”

“Glad I’m being switched out. Couldn’t stand to work with someone who doesn’t understand Schrodinger's cat.”

Of course, everything had to lead back to cats. Always cats.

“Least I didn’t fuck around with a street rat and ditch protocol.”

“That’s cheap coming from a low life thief. You understand nothing as it was a beautifully orange tabby that demanded my attention. Not some rat.”

He lifted his glass and tipped. It felt like everyone wanted to test his patience today and did he really want to turn around. Not turn around and spot the brooding man against the wall because that would be absurd. No, he convinced himself it was to survey the other patrons.

“What are you doing?”

Maybe he should’ve looked both directions instead of freezing like a mouse. He couldn’t help the light sigh or the dramatic hand over his heart as he turned.

“You almost killed me. All because you’ve never seen a guy sitting before, MC? Weirdo.”

He wasn’t afraid of much if you ignored the man wanting to kill him and the stinging on his arm. However, a man like him had to keep his cool and be sexy at all times.

“Was finishing up papers with Levi and your directions were shit. You couldn’t have asked Satan to do it?

“He’s an idiot. Has it been covered?”

“Mammon’s will? I still have to ask Diavolo about it. Of course, Lucifer has still needs to cosign.”

They nodded back to the shadows growing over...fine, he’d turn around and look. Be a brave man and glance like the sheep before him. He couldn’t or wouldn’t do it. If he ignored him, his problems would disappear. Actually, he knew a way to leave quicker.

“We’re getting switched out, MC?”

“Yeah.”

“Have you heard who?”

“Levi and...”

“Asmo.. I have already been spammed.”

“Yeah? Not ideal but I guess its better than my-nails-are-chipped.”

“Still better than you. Disrespecting cats.”

Levi...Levi...right, he was raiding at the dock but the water? Fuck, his head hurt and there was nothing left. Nothing of the drink for fuck knows where the server went.

“Better get going then ya know its better to be early,”

“You’re so excited to get wet because you’re avoiding Lucifer?”

Wet? Right...the canal or no.

“The hell I’d get wet? No reason to go swimming,”

He hated this. Maybe it was the flicker of MC’s face or the book in Satan’s hand that hadn’t been flipped. Perhaps, it was the messages dated...dated...

Why....were....they...dated?

#obey me #shall we date #shall we date obey me

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