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liketwoswansinbalance · 28 days

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What if Evil Rhian and Evil Rafal interacted? Give me a good show, boys. 🍿

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Expect violence and all-around ugliness.

Also, thanks for the prompt. This was a fun one!

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Rafal: The one thing I can agree with Vulcan on is that we should've kept the name: The School for Evil and Good.

Rhian: What.

Rafal: You heard me. Clear as a death knell. Vulcan should've killed you while he had the chance. Instead I'm bedeviled by you, a foul nuisance spawned from "Vulcan's stithy."

[To clarify: In his Shakespearean insult, Rafal is now referencing the mythological, Roman god Vulcan, not Vulcan of Netherwood.]

Rhian: Well, you're a raging egomaniac, for someone who thinks himself the finest puppetmaster in the Woods despite being inadequate when set next to me.

Rafal: As if you're not one. And such language from the so-called Ever. Dean 'Headache' would blush.

Rhian: All right, let's say I descend to your wretched level, if only to vanquish you: you left me in the Doom Room, to rot!

Rafal: If you weren't a traitorous snake, I wouldn't have left you. Besides, you went behind my back to the Kingdom Council to frame me! To launch a war campaign against me without a jot of forewarning. I should have done worse while you were still vulnerable, hanging there, numb.

Rhian: And yet, I overheard you say to Midas that your aim was to take over all the Woods? What say you to that, devil brother? If I win and take over, I'll string you up by your vocal chords.

Rafal: [derisively] That's anatomically impossible. You're new at this, aren't you?

[Rhian lunges for Rafal, and they get into an all-out duel to the death, executing remarkable feats of arms, considering the pitiful weapons they're armed with.]

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[During an intermission afterwards:]

[They are black and blue, battered and bruised all over, sustaining minor cuts, each gasping for his breath, and they are seated on chairs, beside one another.]

Rafal: I should've brought my poleaxe, or even a halberd, so I could fracture your skull properly. Strike out the brains and dash them on the floor. [shakes his head.] Would've been great fun to ram a longsword through your ribcage, too, had I brought it along. [He twists his letter opener around idly.] This meager, little thing isn't suited for thrusting; it barely did any damage.

Rhian: [nursing a long, open slice on his forearm] I think you did enough with that letter opener. [He sheathes his dagger.] Though, someone should've died, even if you failed to shear me in two. What gives. What's the matter with us?

Rafal: [glances over at the Storian] Looks like someone or some thing wants us alive to provide the entertainment. I'm not opposed to trying again though. Why don't we? I'd love to rip out your heart. It's not as if it's getting regular use anyway.

Rhian: And I wish to wreak the same harm upon you, with your tongue besides. I hate hearing that grating voice. So monotonous. You could be a punishment for others in Hell where you belong. Your lectures are torture enough.

Rafal: Well, you won't have to hear me much longer. Not that you ever listen. Your dismembered ears will make excellent trophies of war. I could have them plated with gold—gold on the outside, rot on the inside, just like your tainted soul. [He smiles to himself, satisfied, and then, fishes through his jacket pocket and finds a long piece of thread in a clump, trying to untie it, so he can use it to garrot Rhian, or at the very least, choke him effectively enough.]

Rhian: And I'm sure your bones would make a lovely tea set, once they're pulverized. [Rhian reaches over to clock Rafal upside the head with a book.]

Rafal: [leans out of reach, rolling his eyes] Child's play. [He shoves Rhian off his chair and that devolves into a second fistfight on the floor, more vicious than the first, in an all-out brawl as they forgo all dignity.]

Rhian: At least I have HONOR! [he bellows to stall Rafal, while attempting to summon his dragonfire.] I'll scorch you like I would a snowman!

Rafal: [raising his voice as he throttles Rhian in the neck, punctuating every sentence with a punch] You? Honor? You're the least honorable man I know. At least my Evil's out in the open, for all to see. Everyone knows I use underhanded means. Everyone knows I'm a two-faced backstabber. And they rightly take precaution and obey me. [spoken through his teeth with a clenched jaw.] My Evil's a publicly-acknowledged fact. Can't say the same about you, you who went to the Kingdom Council, who indelicately skirts around Ever customs despite claiming to be one. Which makes me the "honorable" one, by your twisted definition.

Rhian: How dare you— [as he rakes his nails across Rafal's face, drawing blood that clots immediately due to their self-healing, as per the original oath, leaving shallow, stinging wounds that knit themselves right up.] I will outlast you!

[Don't ask me how they can still heal despite breaking their oaths. The Storian derives sick entertainment from mindless repetition and senseless, brutish violence. That's why.]

[And, the Storian doesn't bother to write because this is a regular occurrence with two Evil twins—it's unworthy of a tale, infighting not balance. And so, the Pen just watches and waits and watches...]

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its-me-renmimi · 4 months

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Alnyisolestorian

Alnyisolestorian - A gender that is like a story of changing & altering. Of taking what once was and making something new out of it. Of community but also isolation; of never having been more alone than you are right now. Of being brought to the brink over and over and over again, of endlessly falling and endlessly failing. Of not knowing what is right anymore, of losing your sense of self, your sense of individuality. Of bending and twisting and being eaten up inside until you finally break. Of terrible circumstances and feeling like the world itself hates you, that this story that was written has it in for you in particular. Of wishing you could be anyone else, another version of yourself who got to live a happier life; of having to face the fact that you’re not. Of the fact that despite everything you’re still you, pain and all. Of learning to deal with the cracks in your facade, the cracks right down to your soul. A story that itself is about stories and storytelling, about endless possibilities and facing the reality of the one you’re in.

Day 10 (Dec 19th): A term that is like a love letter (or hate letter) to your blorbo | @mousesquared Tagging: NA

Think you know what group of characters inspired this term? Feel free to send me your guesses! Any time from now until ~5 days after the end of the event (Dec 24th 2023) ^^

#blorbosquared 2 #Tape Side E (PTO)#mogai #mogai safe #mogai flag #lgbtqia+ safe #lgbtqia #blast from a retro past | my creations #gender #neogender #storian #Alnyisolestorian #story gender #id in alt

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heyo-428 · 5 months

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may be having a post abt my professional storian hating skills and why it’s the real villain of the ever-never world.

stay tuned.

lmao

idk

i havent posyed in like three days and they were all reblogs

i have too many drafts

i’m working on them.

#I AM A HATER #THE BIGGEST #sge #the school for good and evil #fall of the school for good and evil #rise of sge #rise of the school for good and evil #fall of sge #school for good and evil #tsfgae #storian

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snakeskins-world · 1 year

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The storian is like a fanfiction writer.

-Has good ideas

-randomly stops doing stories to start new ones

-creates similar characters

-unseen plot twists

-makes random people die for no reason (Lady Lesso 😞 )

#lady lesso #s.g.e #school for good and evil #lesso #leonora lesso #storian

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excaliburssword · 2 years

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Hot take on the SGE ships (part 1??)

So, sometimes I can really get carried away with the SGE ships, but I'm just gonna summarise this one down so it doesn't end up longer than the years the earth has existed 😭

Please note than none of these are in order, and all are situated out as my own opinion.

!! MAJOR SPOILERS ALONG THE WAY TOO !!

Tagatha

I guess these two are appropriate for each other, even though the toxicity of their relationship (I might post about this later) really unbalanced some things.

All in all, I'm fine with Agatha and Tedros as a couple since I seriously can't find someone else that would be appropriate for them, plus they'd make a quite capable pair on leading Camelot

7/10

2. Hophie

-This may offend many, but I just can't find it in me to even ship them 😭

First of all, it seemed like to me that Hort was continuously trying to force Sophie into dating him at least from books 1-3, and halfway through book 4. I ended up putting myself in Sophie's shoes, and found it to be actually quite annoying for someone who likes you whom you can't return the same feelings for repeatedly tries to date you.

0/10 (sorry).

3. Hestadil

One of my fav couples in the series. They were suitable for each other from start to finish, and really developed their relationship over time!

8.5/10

4. Nicphie

Eh, they're alright I suppose. Tbh it can end up as a really cute relationship if developed properly, kinda like enemies x lovers.

7/10

5. Hicola

I actually liked this ship more than Hophie, and that's saying something, given Nicola was only introduced in book 4 and started dating Hort in the exact same book whilst we knew him and Sophie since the very beginning.

Still, I wouldn't quite ship it, since it was a little too fast for me.

5/10

6. Rophie (Rafal and Sophie)

If Rafal wasn't realistically thousands of years old, I would've shipped this with my whole heart, aside from the fact their relationship was a little manipulative.

Firstly, like said before, Rafal is extremely old, making it hard for me to process this ship since he's basically an ancient creep that's hitting on a teenage girl because of some prediction/ prophecy.

Secondly, I'm not sure if it was just me, or he truly did love her, but it seemed like Rafal was trying to gain control of Sophie and manipulate her into doing his bidding.

Aside from all of this, I loved their relationship and ate it up in only 2 sittings! It was like a spicy relationship that kept me entertained for the majority of the time.

9/10!

7. Rhophie (Rhian and Sophie)

Given all of my opinions on the other ships, it even surprised me when I told myself I'm actually okay with this one, when it was literally one of the most toxic and manipulative couples in the whole series.

But then again, (DON'T COME AT ME) as much as it wasn't Rhian's right to rule Camelot, I just think that he was a better king than Tedros for many reasons. Plus, I even felt sorry for him when he died towards the end of book 5.

I would've loved to see him ruling a kingdom (doesn't matter which one) with Sophie! And don't even get me started on their dynamics during ACOT! You may think I'm psychotic, but it is what it is 😭

9.5/10

8. Japaric

I'm okay with this one. They're in fact, so evil, they deserve each other 😭

8.5/10

This is it for now, but I might do a part 2 later, or talk a little more in depth of some of the characters/ships 😁

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thelightsthatblindme · 2 months

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yap session about SGE with a bunch of spoilers for the whole book series

ok guys, hot take but there so many plotholes in the Fall and the Rise?? like as much as i love the series, i feel as if Soman could’ve found a way to cover these up.

first of all, on the cover art of the Rise, rhian has blue eyes and rafal has green eyes, for whatever reason. in the first book, the school master is said to have blue eyes, and in the third book, the school master introduces himself as Rafal.

okay, makes sense so far, but when the Rise starts is when it gets confusing. in the Rise, Rafal has green eyes and Rhian has blue?? okay, cus in Fall, Rhian kills Rafal, all that stuff, turns into him, and takes his place, right? but if Rhian has blue eyes and Rafal has green, then shouldn’t one of the staff members recognize that Rhian was the one who killed Rafal and not the other way around?

but this is even more confusing in the Fall, bc on its cover, their eye colors switch and Rhian has green and Rafal has blue, like literally everyone thought. was this intentional? or was it just a print mistake, which I think is unlikely.

so is Soman trying to confuse us, or???

and the whole figuring out each others true aliance was like a low budget gender reveal, cus like? why did Rhian switch up on his brother so fast? like you’re telling me you spent centuries convincing yourself that you were Good, but the moment you fall for someone and kidnap them, you find out you’re Evil?? like woah buddy, calm down. Rafal was honestly so valid for wanting to kill Rhian cus I would pissed too.

also Rafal finding out he was Good was completely spontaneous too! he literally spent centuries, TORTURING his students for breaking the rules, and wow, he does a single good deed and poof he’s a good guy now? i love the prequel series, but i feel like they could’ve been better explained, not saying that I could do better, but still, the character arcs seemed to fast and rushed.

also, Rafal’s death didn’t really impact me like it did with Merlin’s. it was fast, sudden, and not really heartfelt. sure, it was sad to see the two brothers make up and finally get along before the bitch-ass pen comes and changes everything, but Rhian suddenly stabbing Rafal like that was very expected, especially since we were nearing teh end of the book and needed to see the death of one of the twins soon, sooo.

but this was just me yapping, so don’t take it seriously(soman is always watching)

#sge #schoolforgoodandevil #rhiansge #rafalsge #merlin #somanchainani #storian #mida #thefalloftheschoolforgoodandevilt

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theonefairygodmother · 2 years

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NOBODY TOUCHES ME!! This is my moment!

Oh my god, first Julie Andrew's as Lady Whistledown in Bridgertons. Now Cate Blanchett as the Storian in SGE?!

Netflix is rocking with the narrators choice

#cate blanchett #school for good and evil movie #netflix #sge #storian

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ciphersonlywife · 1 year

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sge 👏 criminal 👏 au

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glitchyycatt · 1 month

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did any of you on here read the school for good and evil books either as a kid or recently and do you want to talk about them

#sge #school for good and evil #the school for good and evil #sophie of woods beyond #the storian #books #agatha of woods beyond

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strunmah-mah · 2 years

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Petition to make Jason Todd part of Justice League Dark. The man has 1)An entire series dedicated to his adventures with zombies 2)Flaming swords made out of his soul 3)A punch that can strip magically enhanced beings of their powers. He’d fit right in.

#dc #jason todd #justice league dark #task force z #all caste #i was listining to the comic storian of justice league dark rebirth #and though the all-blabdes would have been really useful against some of their opponets #and aparently other people thought so too #comsidering m00n slippers is writing charmed i' sure #it should just be a thing

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sedlex · 2 years

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I was watching the end credits looking for more actors I didn't notice, like:

and

but I also found the evilest person in the production:

Why? Just look at the names of the two actresses playing the protagonists

and imagine the chaos on set, when they both are pronounced

ˈsȯ-fē-ə

#the school for good and evil #dang ˈsȯ-fē-ə stop fucking up your lines!! no not you the other one #also #cate blanchett #who recognized her as the storian? not me

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liketwoswansinbalance · 1 month

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This passage from a philosophy book I’m reading for a class happened to remind me of Rafal’s attitude toward the Storian. Thoughts?

(I could elaborate when I have time, if anyone wants me to.)

#school for good and evil #rise of the school for good and evil #rafal #rafal mistral #the storian #storian #sge #sfgae #the school for good and evil #tsfgae #rotsge #rotsfgae #my post

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its-me-renmimi · 4 months

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Fariperstorian

Fariperstorian - A gender that is like a story of fate & fear. Of life & death. Of subjectivity & perception, of questioning what makes the truth true. Of parallels & parables. Of understanding yourself, of understanding others. Of emptiness & nothing yet simultaneously of fullness & everything. Of layers and layers and layers, of desperately trying to understand that which can not be understood. Of love and hate and hating love and loving hate. Of watching and observing; of changing & being changed. Of endless first impressions, of expecting expectations. A story that despite it all is about love, in all of its many forms and themes and motifs.

Day 10 (Dec 19th): A term that is like a love letter (or hate letter) to your blorbo | @mousesquared Tagging: NA

Think you know what characters inspired this term? Feel free to send me your guesses! Any time from now until ~5 days after the end of the event (Dec 24th 2023) ^^

#blorbosquared 2 #Tape Side D (PTO)#mogai #mogai safe #mogai flag #lgbtqia+ safe #lgbtqia #blast from a retro past | my creations #gender #neogender #storian #Fariperstorian #story gender #id in alt

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discjude · 5 months

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So I messed around with the BrantSteele hunger games simulator today and decided to add a bunch of custom events and also sge characters. here are the fruits of my labour. very sorry if you can't read any of it Tumblr destroyed the image quality

if you have any ideas for other custom events please let me know I've run out of ideas

#if I got anyone's home region wrong. no I didn't #tag yourself im “the storian runs away from Rafal”#also I ran so many of these fucking sessions to get funny things for this and Aric managed to fall into a frozen lake or die of thirst #EVERY SINGLE TIME #Once again sorry for the image quality it sucks ass #tsfgae #sge #the school for good and evil #school for good and evil #japethposting #sfgae

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lightstar789 · 2 years

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Spoilers for the Rise of the School for Good and Evil under the cut:

OH SHIT RAFAL WAS THE GOOD SCHOOL MASTER???

#rafal mistral #rhian mistral #the school for good and evil #rise of the school for good and evil #SO THAT’S WHY THE STORIAN TIPPED IN FAVOR OF GOOD #so that means the Rafal that Sophie met in the original trilogy was RHIAN

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masterofthecygnetsignet · 3 months

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#rafal #the storian #rhian

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