You'd better take that back.

I'm what sandworms run from...

the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

that time period when bakugo is worried sick about deku & the implications of being an ofa vessel but he’s still too proud to verbalize his worries so he just silently watches deku like a helicopter parent and nags like yea bakugo!!!! burying the hatchet won’t magically make you guys understand each other you actually have to verbalize your thoughts!!!! Deku doesn’t know you’re that worried you have to tell him!!!! Maybe that will make him less reckless!!!!friendship is magic but friendship is also so much work!!!!! (I like to think that bakugo just stares at deku while fighting his demons (vulnerability) and deku is clueless and everyone else is a bit scared that this weird prolonged eye contact means that we’re gonna have a bkdk fight act IV)

Unprofessional yuri save me.. save me unprofessional yuri.. (image description in alt text)

A single mom

who works two jobs

And loves his Galra

And never stops

Batman: Demon (1996)

the bear has single-handedly saved my parents’ relationship by introducing the phrase “heard, chef!” into their communication vocabulary

It’s October 2023. c!Ranboo and c!Tubbo are almost 20. They’ve been married for 3 years. Michael isn’t a toddler anymore and grew up to be a lively kid, twice the size he was before and incredibly smart. It’s cool weather today in Snowchester, and the snow covered cabins are bright with Halloween decorations. The family are in their mansion, no trace of fear or sadness in them. c!Tubbo, c!Tommy, c!Wilbur, and c!Jack are making Jack-o-Lanterns at the dining table, cracking jokes and making each other howl with laughter. c!Ranboo fondly rolls their eyes at them from where they’re sitting by the fireplace with c!Techno and Michael, making Michael giggle while the three of them sorting through Halloween decorations to hang up inside. c!Phil and c!Niki are mixing cookie batter on the kitchen island, smiling as they converse over the lively Halloween music. They all soon join together to eat dinner and design their Halloween cookies. c!Fundy knocks on the door, a gift in hand and a sly smile on his face, c!Quackity following him in with a cheer. c!Eret joins, cozy fall sweaters in her arms to hand to everyone. c!Puffy and Foolish arrive shortly after, bringing a customized costume for Michael and the othere. Soon the well-loved home fills with friends. There’s no arguments. No battles. No betrayals. Just laughter, warmth, and joy. Everywhere else, the land is healing. Bloodshed and war are no more in the Greater SMP or anywhere for them. Houses stand peacefully, as they once were. People smile at each other and chat happily along the Prime Path, all trace of malice and resentment gone. Everything is peaceful again. The future was bright. No pain or suffering from the past, only healing and moving forward.

miku and teto soared in popularity afterwards but nobody remembers the third baka: neru

Desperately craving for an over confident, full-of-himself character who believes he’s invincible getting knocked down a peg by the antagonist, being reminded that he’s not as indestructible as he had originally believed, and coming to the realization that his hubris might actually get him killed.

they named a guy panchito pistoles and then took his pistoles away, what's that all about?

Yukio strikes me as the kind of guy with absolutely fucked up cuticles cuz he scratches them as a nervous habit

oc brainrot time feat. more of the Worst Siblings in the World™

fun fact! all of the gem siblings have curly blond hair but spinel and citrine dye and straighten theirs. thats not important tho so dont worry abt it

you best believe that when citrine and spinel work out tagether, citrine complains the whole time.

Please post pandas, they're bears! You give spectacled bears a pass and they're not 'proper' bears :(

We do post pandas. Occasionally, as befitting their Occasional Bear status. We said nothing about them being or not being ‘proper’ bears. They are Occasional Bears and shall therefore appear occasionally in posts, as according to their status.

A note for anyone reading this, the more asks we get telling us to post pandas or irritated by their Occasional Bear status, the less inclined the team is to occasionally post Occasional Bears.

almost forgot to send off our ch16 highlights!!

the Ace of Spades!! right from the start, that's been a key symbol in TSP. It's one of the aces on the logo of the double black, it's the highest valued card in most games, it's a stylized sword, and it's known as the death card in some games as well.

I GOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS????? my mind . . . u_u tell Hella i need hers so i can have awful shit happen in the timeline for all of you.

TSP Yosano backstory will actually be coming soon! I've been purposefully avoiding it because I want her to talk about it with someone other than Dazai, for reasons I won't specify.

off to part 2 !!!