#stardew valley shitposting
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Charlie is coming-
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv shane#stardew valley shane#stardew#i dunno why i posted it#bruh#stardew valley shitposting#my art
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sdv shane but he has Alex Brightman's demon voice
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HELLO???
#stardew valley#sdv#pickled wheat? more like pickled what#idek how to tag this because this isn't a meme nor a shitpost i'm just genuinely so concerned(ape)#stardew valley 1.6#pickled wheat
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marriage proposal no mermaid pendant required
#update: my first dino egg hatched! i named them hank :)#update 2: i named my void chicken percy#short for persephone :)))#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley 1.6#sdv fanart#stardew valley fanart#sdv farmer#stardew valley farmer#farmer oc#sdv oc#stardew valley oc#stardew valley memes#sdv shitpost#stardew valley art#art#my art <3#procreate#yeapples art#yeapples sdv
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People sometimes wonder why the farmer in Stardew Valley has the strength of a giant and the will of a thousand men in order to make the old farm profitable and revive the dying town.
They're a twenty-something ex-Joja employee and they have just discovered free will for the first time in their life. If I had the caffeine addiction of a college student and the rage of a fallen god I could probably run a pretty good farm too.
#what's that? they also slay monsters?#where the fuck did you think that repressed rage was going#stardew valley#shitpost#stardew#sdv#stardew farmer
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currently replaying stardew valley for him and him only
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...I'm starting to reconsider my farm name
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Shane: hey farmer the sewer guy was out looking for you
Farmer: wait do know krobus? Why didn't you say anything???
Shane: I was busy minding my damn business and sewage monsters ain't my business
#stardew valley#sdv#shane stardew valley#stardew farmer#sdv shane#sdv shitpost#shane#stardew valley headcanons#sdv krobus#stardew valley krobus#stardew valley shane#stardew shane#sdv oc
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dying in skull cavern while married to harvey is the funniest shit that can happen in this game. after you don’t show up for the return bus ride pam fights her way to the bottom with her bare hands and scrapes your corpse off the ground. she princess carries you to the clinic where your husband immediately has a nervous breakdown at the sight of your broken mangled carcass. pam leaves to go get a miller lite while harvey breaks down hysterically over your motionless body. 14 hours later you wake up and immediately fall on your ass off the hospital bed. harvey comes in and explains things to you perfectly calmly as if he hasnt just spent the past 12 hours delicately sewing his spouse’s bloodied body back together. he charges you $1000. it immediately goes back into your shared bank account
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...))
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I present to you the hardest shitpost that I've ever made...
youtube
Woops, I haven't been here for so long 🗿💦
Adobe's software drove me mad....... I spent even more time on export than on making of a video sequence, but it was worth the effort 👺👺👺👺👺
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god I wanna taste that so badly
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i made a new save file to fully experience 1.6. here’s a farmer redesign (click for better quality if you’re on the mobile app… 🙁)
she goes by ruru. she has rbf. she’s an aspiring crazy cat lady and she has no concern for her well being
ok that’s it ty
#i actually like my farmer design for once bc it doesn’t feel forced ? idk but i love her sm#sorry i sound so blunt idk how to introduce her lol#btw the chickens have the default names#stardew valley#sdv 1.6#stardew valley 1.6#sdv farmer#stardew farmer#sdv oc#stardew oc#stardew valley oc#farmer adriene#sdv fanart#stardew valley fanart#stardew valley art#sdv shane#sdv harvey#shane stardew valley#harvey stardew valley#sdv memes#sdv shitpost#art#doodles#yeapples art#my art <3#procreate
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Reasons why the Villagers of Stardew Valley should be fucking terrified of the Farmer
I bet Pierre wrote this. He definitely would.
They can eat food. Forever. Try and beat them in a drinking contest? You'll be getting a new liver and they'll be standing over you with another mug of beer in their hand
They know what you like. Maybe even stuff you didn't know you liked
They do not walk; it's not an option. There is only sprint like the ghost of your past sins are chasing you down
They can appear where they want at will. You'll see them leave town in one direction and appear in the other
Anyone who can single-handedly bring down a corporate entity while seducing all the single young men and women of the town should be respected and feared
They talked to the fucking wizard in the tower. What the fuck.
They can control the weather. Tell them it would be nice to have a summer shower after months of drought? Well guess what happened.
WHERE. DO. THEY. KEEP. FINDING. THE. ARTIFACTS.
WHO'S. BLOOD. IS. THAT.
They made friends with a sewer creature. How did it even get there?
THEIR HORSE CAN ALSO APPEAR AT THEIR WILL WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
Feel free to add to this it's too much fun
#the farmer is a god#they cannot be stopped#stardew valley#shitpost#stardew#sdv#stardew pierre#pierre
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You can thank my friend @mariiiachi for this since this was her response to my last shitpost
My apology video will be dropping on my OF as soon as I find the trashiest ukulele the world has seen
Also yes, this is my coping mechanism, I sometimes get depressed about the silly things my brain cooks up and this is to counter it out
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