died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

hi Harvey enjoyers

anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

reblog for sample size !!

just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog

microdosing being your friend by unliking and reliking a post to show i read your tags

wdym u don't want to hire the burnt out tranny that doesn't wanna work