if mayor lewis has a million fans, i am against all of them.

if mayor lewis has ten fans i am not one of them

if mayor lewis has one hater that is me.

if mayor lewis has no haters, that means i am no more on the earth.

if the world loves mayor lewis i am against the world

fuck you lewis and all your commitments issues.

marnie deserves better.

Basically my experience getting the cat pet in Stardew Valley.

Marnie: I found this cute cat outside, why don't you take her in?

Me: Elliott likes sensitive girls, right? Of course! She's adorable.

Marnie: Aw, she really is. What's her name?

Me: Elliott also likes tough girls, right? Uh, Missile Launcher.

I ended up naming the cat Missi. Short for "Missile Launcher," of course.

marnie is just excited to see that her nephew has found a special someone.

marnie: soooo how was your date with farmer samuel? ;) :) ;)

shane: *blushing* IT WASN’T A DATE LEAVE ME ALONE

samuel: *back home at his farm, 3AM, lying in bed, staring blankly up at ceiling* that was a test and i Failed

only for bad kid

Ughhh I need to draw more grumpy/annoyed Shane

Also my headcanon that he’s super annoyed by the attention the new farmer gets in the beginning and being highly prejudiced against them because of that.

“stardew valley is so relaxing” i am struggling to make ends meet. yesterday i was swarmed by bugs and passed out and the resident homeless guy found me, dragged me back to my home, and stole half of what was in my backpack. the day before that the only doctor in town found me passed out in my OWN FUCKING HOUSE TWO FEET FROM MY BED and still billed me 200g in medical bills. i watered one plant and have become incredibly fatigued. the mayor i met 2 days ago just asked me to fetch his boxers from the animal farmer he’s having an affair with instead of getting them his damn self. i have never been more stressed in my life.

pov: you woke up the weird couple that lives on the farm street above your ranch because you heard a meteor fall on their land and thought they were dead but you didnt know that that was the fifth meteor just that week and they just got used to it being a regular thing now

bonus:

Marnie deserves to be kissed tenderly on the forehead by someone who really loves her and isn't ashamed of her and I think Marlon should be that person.

(art commission info)

i randomly woke up in the middle of the night, rubbed my eyes, and noticed this shadowy figure outside the window.

turns out it was mayor lewis sneaking out of our house after a late night with marnie… yoba. this guy is terrible at being discreet.

And this dear viewers is why my current save is head over heels for her neighbour :3c

his little game

recent stardew valley related stuff

those plastic arms people have been putting on their chickens are hilarious. shane would totally do it because he’s a dork.

anyway have you ever seen a chicken murder a man before

Lewis can make himself out of GOLD but can't admit he's in a relationship with Marnie?? Not to mention the fact that he drags the farmer into his bs. Marlon and Marnie need to happen. That man would treat her way better.

Here’s the finished drawing ^^

The clothes are very much inspired by the seasonal outfits mod. I love Jas‘ little cat ear hat so much ;;;;

Also the tonal whiplash of drawing this during summer🥴