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majorbisexualpanic · 3 days

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if mayor lewis has a million fans, i am against all of them.

if mayor lewis has ten fans i am not one of them

if mayor lewis has one hater that is me.

if mayor lewis has no haters, that means i am no more on the earth.

if the world loves mayor lewis i am against the world

fuck you lewis and all your commitments issues.

marnie deserves better.

#mayor lewis hate club #if marnie was available npc #i would marry so quickly.#i want to set lewis’ house on fire.#i want to bully him out of town #mayor lewis #stardew lewis #stardew #stardew farmer #stardew valley #sdv farmer #sdv rant #sdv lewis #sdv #lewis hater #stardew marnie #sdv marnie

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adhdslugcrimes · 14 hours

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Stardew valley au

Year one-

Dick: so, do you like it here?

Wally: yep!

Roy: and that weird mayor ain't cheating you out of money?

Wally: nope, we're all good

Year 4-

Wally, calling Bruce: hey pop, I need your help.

Bruce, snort: what, Allen and Queen said no to you or something?

Wally: I didn't call them, this problem is something you can fix better than them.

Bruce, concerned: what is it then?

Wally: I need Mayor Lewis to get the fuck out of office here. He sucks at his job, he won't commit to Marnie; which mind you could do so much better than him, he had me get his underwear back which I still need therapy for, and he judging me with my two husbands and his no wife non-committal ass is embellishing our tax dollars to fix nothing, I had too, and no disabilities essentials because it went to a damn gold statue of himself and I was paid hush money for this bullshit, election fraud, asked me for truffle oil for what I would never like to know, and the cherry on top this man will not do anything about the litter and trash all over the damn place here, so Brucie this up and fix this.

Bruce: you got it kiddo, I'll make sure it's taken care of.

Wally: thanks pop! Also come and visit some time soon, I miss all of y'all.

#wally west #birdflash #dick grayson #bruce wayne #roy harper #birdflashenal #stardew valley au #stardew valley #stardew valley lewis #mayor lewis #i hate this man #terrible mayor #the fact the farmer has to do all the work to fix this town #disgusting #wally harbor my anger for this man

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kayzis · 6 months

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#artists on tumblr #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv fanart #sdv #stardew valley farmer #mayor lewis #stardew blog #my ocs #lumi

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something-rlse · 20 days

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saw a post that said "do you guys think our grandpa and mayor Lewis explored eachothers bodies" and before I could process that tumble crashed leaving me staring at my phone screen in disbelief

#do i dare maintag this #i dare #stardew valley #stardew valley 1.6 #mayor lewis

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lightlykos · 1 month

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do you guys think our grandpa and mayor Lewis ever explored eachothers bodies?

#stardew valley #mayor lewis

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givemeureyes · 11 months

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“stardew valley is so relaxing” i am struggling to make ends meet. yesterday i was swarmed by bugs and passed out and the resident homeless guy found me, dragged me back to my home, and stole half of what was in my backpack. the day before that the only doctor in town found me passed out in my OWN FUCKING HOUSE TWO FEET FROM MY BED and still billed me 200g in medical bills. i watered one plant and have become incredibly fatigued. the mayor i met 2 days ago just asked me to fetch his boxers from the animal farmer he’s having an affair with instead of getting them his damn self. i have never been more stressed in my life.

#harvey why were you in my home in the first place #do i wander through YOUR home uninvited?#yes i do #but that isn’t the point #stardew valley #stardew harvey #sdv harvey #harvey stardew valley #stardew linus #sdv linus #linus stardew valley #mayor lewis #stardew lewis #sdv lewis #lewis stardew valley #marnie stardew valley #sdv marnie #stardew marnie

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lizardfootman · 1 year

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✨babygirlifies your mayor✨

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #stardew valley lewis #sdv lewis #stardew lewis #mayor lewis #stardew valley fanart #sdv fanart #stardew fanart #i will be taking no criticism at this time🚶#SDV Babygirl Series #cw suggestive #suggestive

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spongek-squidge · 7 months

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BREAKING NEWS!

Mayor of local town ‘Stardew Valley’ has beef with young billionaire farmer over his favourite underwear!

#sdv #stardew valley headcanons #Stardew valley #Sdv Lewis #mayor Lewis #breaking news #sdv farmer

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justmaizey · 2 months

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i really like stardew valley so far

#these were all real thoughts i had in the first couple hours #now i still think them but ive sunk 40 hours of my real boy life into a farm #stardew valley #sdv farmer #sdv haley #sdv linus #mayor lewis #then perish #check the peter griffin pose on 3 there im a real professional #also shoutout to anna syvertsson for that first pose + joke #my artwork #stardew fanart

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fanonical · 10 months

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stardew valley is just a big competition for who can find the weirdest thing to do with mayor lewis’ horrible shorts

#Stardew Valley #Mayor Lewis

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juminohuts · 1 year

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mayor lewis leaves you a wrapped box of parsnip seeds inside to plant when you first move in and the bed in your home is very different than the one we see grandpa laying on in the cutscene. they're always working together on various projects around town so i like to believe lewis and robin tried to make the place nice for you after being abandoned for so many years. and she even decorates it with her homemade furniture to match your farm <3 they really wanted to make you feel welcomed to pelican town, didn't they?

#she's so sweet #sdv robin #stardew valley #robin stardew #sdv lewis #mayor lewis #has anyone said this b4

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localplaguenurse · 3 months

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Mayor Lewis kinda sorta sucks a fair amount but the funniest thing other than the purple shorts is the truffle oil.

Listen, dude. If you wanted high quality truffle oil, that's valid. You don't need to elaborate. You ever have truffle fries? Sublime. You're also paying me to make it so it's whatever.

But when the quest is called "mayor's need" and is very insistent that he won't explain what it's for, and that it's probably not my business what he uses it for, that would piss me off.

Are you going to make me build a barn, upgrade the barn three times, then buy and raise a pig, then make it dig for truffles, then make the truffle into a delicious truffle oil, SO YOU CAN USE IT AS LUBE????????? YOU'RE GOING TO SEND ME A LETTER ASKING ME TO MAKE YOU A MUSHROOM FLAVOURED LUBE?????

Bro I'm gonna climb on that bigass statue you built and start screaming at passersby that you commissioned me (and by extension the carpenter and the rancher) to make quality truffle oil so you can use it with the rancher. I'm the mayor now bitch.

#stardew valley #mayor lewis #mayor lewis slander #rambling #this is partially why i haven't been writing btw i'm too into stardew

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stardewboredomfarm · 18 days

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