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saw a post that said "do you guys think our grandpa and mayor Lewis explored eachothers bodies" and before I could process that tumble crashed leaving me staring at my phone screen in disbelief
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Lily and Petunia have such an interesting and complex relationship and there aren’t enough fics that delve into that.
From what we know from canon, the two were relatively close before Lily’s magic was discovered. We can assume that Petunia’s resentment ramped up when Snape and Lily started to become friends, which was partially because she just didn’t like him and thought he was a weird but if you look at it from a child’s perspective it paints it in a different light, children are easily possessive of things and people, siblings especially, sisters especially.
Her resentment was furthered with their parents treatment of the two. Petunia was the eldest sister, between the two she was the less remarkable, from what we know and can assume from canon, Lily was the golden child, when she received her Hogwarts letter and their parents reacted positively and from what we’re told in the books, ecstatically even, which furthered her resentment even more when she even wrote to Dumbledore asking if she could go to Hogwarts too, but he had told her, though kindly, that because she was a muggle she could not.
Petunia lashed out the only way she knew how to, with resentment and envy, which makes sense really.
If Petunia was already envious of her sister, and their parents put Lily on an even higher pedestal after they found out she was a witch, adding Dumbledore’s words about Petunia not be able to go because she was a “muggle”, then it’d make sense that Petunia would resent Lily, to make her a “freak” in her eyes.
Petunia’s jealousy and resentment came from many things with Lily’s odd abilities, with Lily spending time with Snape, with Lily discovering she was a witch and their parents praising her for that, with Lily’s acceptance into Hogwarts and Petunia’s rejection from it, with pureblood James Potter.
That’s not to say that Lily is at fault or that she didn’t care, we KNOW Lily loved her sister. We can safely assume that she wrote to Petunia throughout Hogwarts, her letters probably getting more scarce as they grew and Petunia had stopped responding, but Lily still sent Petunia a letter when she gave birth to Harry, she still felt that her sister was important enough to her to send a letter announcing Harry’s arrival.
Petunia’s resentment even caused her to marry Vernon because he was everything that Lily was not. He was a boring regular man with a boring regular life. (Which we learn from this part in the books below)
“Mrs Dursley pretended she didn't have a sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was possible to be.”
However, even with all that envy and resentment, Lily was still her sister, we see this when Vernon and Marge are laughing about Lily being a bitch and Petunia isn’t, we see this when Petunia tells Harry that he didn’t just lose a mother that night but she lost a sister(it’s in the movies explicitly so not book canon but it’s still a thing to note)
Petunia treated Harry the way she did because he was attached to the wizarding world and her sister, yeah Harry was a wizard but he was also the spitting image of James, Petunia must have resented him that much more because Harry was the embodiment of the two things that took away her sister, magic and James Potter. More over, Voldemort killed Lily to get to Harry, Lily died for Harry, it’s not an insane thing to think that that added even more to Petunia’s disdain.
Harry was the embodiment of everything that took Lily away from Petunia, magic, James Potter and the very reason her sister was dead. In Petunia’s mind at least.
To add Petunia treated Harry horrifically and no this isn’t an excuse for her inexcusable gross actions, but an unnecessary long look into the reasoning for it.
#character analysis#character study#this is so bad#harry potter#lily evans#petunia dursley#petunia evans#the dursleys#james potter#anti jkr#I tried to make this as canon as possible#marauders#golden trio#sorry#this is so long#jily#marauders era#my mother proofread this#dare I say this is a Petunia character study??#I dare#this better not flop#I will cry guys#thank you to the two people who wants to see this I’ve never done a character study before lol#hopefully this is good but idk
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Harley Quinn and Jonathan Crane totally gossip about old psychology theorics like the losers they are. Watson was destroyed by them long ago and they are right. Riddler joins sometimes. He might be an IT guy but no way he doesn't have an english minor and literature people love to gossip about dead old man.
#harley quinn#jonathan crane#scarecrow#riddler#edward nygma#riddler has a english minor I challenge you into questioning thst#i dare
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If gender is a performance, can I be the ProRev kiss?
#the yapper yaps#my chemical romance#gerard way#frank iero#GAY#guys being dudes#dare i even tag it#frerard#I dare#frerard /j#pro rev#projekt revolution
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Seeing the most RANCID, HORRENDOUS TMA take in the world ever. Of course it is a jonelias anti-jmart shipper because what the fuck.
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sctir fanfic writer reinventing modern literature to portray this scene as a reflection of yoojin's inner PTSD monologue (level impossible)
#sctir#sctir spoilers#the chapter of all chapters in sctir#the s classes that i raised#my s-class hunters#han yoojin#han yujin#ao3 writer#fanfic writing#i dare
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also i’ve seen some people say they’re gonna kill themselves or swear off watcher because of something they announced TWO HOURS ago and i just
please i say this with the upmost sincerity, PLEASE reevaluate some things in your life and please seek mental health help or take a step back to think things through because a company should not have this kind of impact on your life
#ace speaks#tw suicide mention#tw suicide#dare i put this in main tags#i dare#watcher#watcher entertainment
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god but can you imagine pegging cazador and astarion walks in on you. caz is bent over his own desk, tears in his eyes, your fingers twisted in his hair, pulling until strands start ripping free from his scalp, his cock leaking so much it's dripping on the carpet
#nevvy speaks#nevvy plays bg3#do i dare tag this#no#i don't#actually you know what? i fucking do#i dare#cazador szarr#bg3 cazador#i'm going to make this mf cry and he's going to thank me#i finally let him up and there's an imprint of the grain of the wood on his cheek
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Unexpected Parallels
Jeremy Davis on how Skimbleshanks views the Rum Tum Tugger // Michael Sheen on Aziraphale's favorite thing about Crowley
#cats the musical#cats musical#dare i tag#i dare#good omens#good omens season 2#good omens 2#tuggershanks#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#rum tum tugger#skimbleshanks#aziraphale#anthony j crowley
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Genuinely can’t believe there has been no Taylor Swift song parody dndads intro this season, like come one Freddie I’m fucking expecting one at this point
#And dare I say it would be better than the original#I dare#Dndads covers always slap#dndads#dungeons and daddies#taylor swift dndads
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Crack idea
So. Imagine. Wild goes on his second adventure. Meets Rauru. And is extremely confused as to why Rauru isn’t Sky, and Sonia isn’t Sun.
He has no idea what’s going on, and Rauru came from the sky. So Wild rejoins the chain after that, and just gives Sky this Look. Like he can’t decide.
Sky bites.
“Wild, is something bothering you?” Sky seals his fate.
“So, I met the first king of Hyrule. Well. His ghost. And his hand. Long story. He came from the sky. The confusing part to me was that he wasn’t you, like I expected.”
“Really? Are you sure he wasn’t my kid?” Sky signs his death warrant.
“Unless you cheat on sun, and boink an eight foot tap goat woman, I’m sure.”
Silence. Everyone is staring at wild, who just eats his stew like nothing is wrong. Wind pipes up
“Does this mean Sky is a furry, like Twilight?”
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Day 47- hot out but it's your singleplayer so you ditch the button ups
shoddy little scribble done based off a convo me and a friend had
#daily beans#do I dare maintag this#I dare#smallishbeans#im sorry#also don't ask about the tilt it's nearly midnight and im high on caffiene#also don't ask in general actually#smallishtiddies#also holy shit ty for 105 follows#the thing is coming soon I promise#I just need to finish my exams
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"Admit it, you're in love with me." "I don't love you, I lo-! Hate! I meant hate!" "I know what you meant."
"Our connection goes deeper than any game, together we could take over the world!" "Well... I suppose I might actually feel, uh, a little something... a little something called VICTORY!"
"Yeah, dating's okay... but a million dollars is WAY better!"
#bro i spent so long looking at the formatting of this post and being like its cringe its cringe its cringe#but then i was like. im drawing krernon (vernkris??) as aleheather finale. who fucking cares#anyway i do think they should have horrible toxic yuri together.#vernon and kris are like evil yuri and vernon and kan are like evil yaoi. you understand#fcgp art#sdau#vernon valentine#kristen clark#do i tag this w td tags. do i dare#i dare#total drama world tour#aleheather
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My HP oc everyone
#she means so much to me#harry potter#Harry Potter oc#dare i say she’s sirius’ daughter#I dare#because she is#family guy death pose#marauders#screw jkr#this is the golden trio era#Hermione granger
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Tsukasa: Good job, gang! We took down the lizards with no weaknesses!
Nene: They also had no strengths.
Tsukasa: And with any luck, history will only remember the first thing!
#source: smartphone abridged#WxS#pjsk#probably some kind of fantasy rpg au#dare I tag nenekasa#i dare#nenekasa#incorrect quotes
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