i downloaded stardew valley just to marry shane but yk what he should stay with his little found family
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JAS FINALLY GETS TO DO THE SPIRITS EVE MAZE IM SO HAPPY FOR HER
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those plastic arms people have been putting on their chickens are hilarious. shane would totally do it because he’s a dork.
anyway have you ever seen a chicken murder a man before
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How the Villagers of Pelican Town would react to The Farmer being, well, the Farmer
The Farmer does too much bullshit to go unnoticed by the Villagers of Pelican Town.
The motherfucking trash looting. Gus goes outside to clear away the night's trash, and the Farmer is squatting on the ground by it, scoffing down the salad he threw out the night before. There are hints of mold on the greens, and they're scraping bits of it off with their fingernails, before scoffing it in their mouth. The Farmer looks Gus square in the eye, and starts eating the plate.
Alex likes working out, and he notices the Farmer is always wearing a backpack. He asks what's in it, "oh you know, just a bit of this, a bit of that." He asks to pick it up and can't even lift pick it up off the ground like it's Thor's fucking hammer or some shit. The Farmer opens it to reveal the inside is larger than Mary fukin Poppin's bag of nightmares. Along with several dangerously sharp farming utensils, there's more food than the whole town would eat in a week, several live fish and enough rocks to level the valley.
Lewis, who spends most of his day walking through the town, often wonders how the Farmer can appear from their farm, walk to the beach, and the reappear from the farm ten minutes later... once more walking to the beach. They considered following the farmer, but decided against it. Best not to disturb those armed with glowing medieval weaponry.
Of everyone in Pelican Town, Jas is the most aware of what shenanigans happen on the farm.
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Getting There
I’d like to think Jas is such a grounding force in Shane’s road to recovery, whether that means checking in on him or reminding him to eat.
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"What's for dinner?"
Uncle Shane and Jas!~
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Going back to my sdv era 🫡 anws, I'm still open for comms!
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jas is one of my favorite characters so it makes sense that i married her uncle and adopted her in every play through
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Ngl I wish that if you married Shane that Jas would move in too. Like, in my brain it makes sense because Jas has no relation to Marnie other than Shane, so why would she remain there? Like, Shane is her godfather so with that she would go with him, right? It feels kinda shitty that she doesn’t, almost like he abandons her. I mean, I know he doesn’t, we live right above them, but still, I think it’d be sweet 🥺
Edit: Okay well apparently Marnie technically is also her aunt, as labeled on the wiki, which proposes 3 ideas. The most likely is that she calls her that because Shane does. Less but still likely, they’re cousins but Shane is her godfather and is still therefore her responsibility. Least likely would be siblings years apart, but she says he was a friend of her parents so that’s 99.99% not the case.
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🪼 dance of the moonlight jellies 🪼
shane why are you still wearing shorts—it’s cold!!
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