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castrovulcant · 1 year

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i wanna squish you and throw you around like a bouncy ball

Okay but I will only bounce like this

[Image description: the DVD logo screensaver bouncing around slowly and changing colour with each bounce. /end image description]

Sidenote: be careful because I am small and you will lose me.

#i'm 4ft11/5ft0 #squish me and you will lose me #i tried to gif blorbo being bounced around but that ks beyond my capabilities #and i'm like 110lbs #you will lose me if you squish me

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caitlynmeow · 4 months

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guess who’s anxiety said fuck waiting a whole week it’s been four days with no change so let’s have multiple breakdowns/ panic attacks because this is fun

anyway i got my shit together and decided to go back to see my doctor because my eye is not doing any better after 4 days of medicating it around the clock 🙂

#personal #the man is just gonna have to deal with me having a breakdown in his office because this is not working for me #my anxiety is up the roof and im not coping anymore #i want to see clearly out of this eye please find out what’s actually wrong and fix it #i keep thinking I’ll be stuck like this forever #or tjat I have a brain tumor that’s doing this even tho i know that i fucked it up by squishing my face on tjat pillow for a whole hour #but… you know!!!#anyway I’ve been in this waiting room for over an hour and I’m about to lose it

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zappedbyzabka · 10 months

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Kreerence <3 (gnaws on ceiling fan)

#The way Kreese is so possessive and obsesssive about Johnny is so good #The way Kreese would not hesitate to kill someone for him. He’s so fuckin obssessed he nearly killed JOHNNY #We never see him show a soft spot unless it’s with Johnny or women….and don’t even get me started on what that implies #He would literally throw Daniel off a cliff ZERO hesitation if Johnny wanted it. He would be elated actually #Daniel is nothing more than a pest to him. it’d be like squishing a bug in his eyes #but alas Johnny isn’t into killing people. He’s still so soft at heart even after all his training #and still seems to LIKE Daniel (a nice guy with a good soul and gentle hands) in some ways. which is so damn annoying to Kreese #And gosh Johnny’s love for him. So wild and confused. wanting his love back and to make him happy. Make him TELL him he’s happy #Kreese was at his absolute lowest after he lost Johnny for his own actions #for hurting whats precious to him. For losing everything important #That’s why he didn’t leave Johnny alone throughout the entirety of CK #Johnny really said ‘fuck off and learn to treat me right’#Kreese: WaH Baby no I care about you more than anyone come back—#can’t wait to see how this pathetic❤️ behaviour continues in the new season #But what would have happened if Johnny had stayed after the choking? came back the next day to Kreese who was like a bitey dog with its tai #between it’s legs. staring at the marks on Johnny’s neck with disgust. he likes leaving his marks on Johnny #Likes hurting people with no mercy—But god. not Johnny. At least Not this much. How can he possibly make it up?#He does end up making it up. Gets Johnny back by slowly allowing himself to love better #at least with Johnny. Now they cuddle on the couch together and buy each other holiday gifts #Gosh I could talk about them so much #john kreese #kreerence #tw possessive behavior #tw unhealthy relationship #Turned healthy

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regardingjenmish · 10 months

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Grief is such a funny weird thing. Because I was and am completely fine and then out of nowhere, I folded an empty carton of milk the same way as my grandpa did, which I have never done before. He always did it in such a funny way and I never understood it. And I wanted to cry at work because it made me realize that he’s still around and alive in tiny moments like this that I/we picked up from him without even realizing.

#i fr never have done that before #no one in the family folds it to recycle it that way #we usually just squish it so its flat #but he always folded it into almost like a tiny accordion #anyway i swear im fine but apparently milk is the thing that made me lose my marbles dhekkww #anyway ill make sure to keep you alive as long as i can through memories grandpa

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crucifixi · 2 months

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"Soo, I've never done this sorta thing before," Vash bashfully approaches Wolfwood with a small package wrapped lovingly in red paper—a silver ribbon with a matching bow adorns it. "But... it's Valentine's Day, and I wanted to do something special for you. I mean—get something special for you. Well, and then do something special for you. Uh, you know? A-anyway..."

Inside the package are eight large chocolate covered strawberries. Two white chocolate, two milk chocolate, two dark chocolate, and two pink-dyed white chocolate covered fruits are arranged in two lines. They're delicate and look delicious—the berries themselves look plump and perfectly ripe.

"Tah-dah," the blond presents him with the gift, pecking him on the lips with a kiss. "You can redeem your other present back in the room, when we're alone," Vash's voice resonates with a low purr and a melodic echo. Before he saunters away, he places a hand on Wolfwood's sternum then lowers it, teasing him as he slides his gloved fingers below his belly. He winks back and waves, then hums to himself as he glides to the room with his hands leisurely behind his head.

"Oh and by the way," he cranes his neck, smiling softly, "I love you."

⠀⠀⠀He's still not used to being on the receiving end of such affectionate gestures, and reeling in Vash’s forwardness, combined with the intimacy of the holiday, throws him off his usual demeanor.

The touch on his sternum sends a jolt through him, and the lingering trail of fingers across his belly has him tensing involuntarily. He's left holding the package, his grip a little too tight as if it's a lifeline anchoring him to the spot. He clears his throat, trying to find his voice, which seems to have been temporarily misplaced.

❛ You... you really didn't have to do all this, Needles ❜

He finally manages, his voice rougher than he intends. The peck and the teasing touch have left a tangible warmth on his skin, and Wolfwood's composure is nowhere to be found at this point. He looks down at the gift, admiring the careful presentation of the strawberries, and realizes the effort Vash must have put into selecting such a thoughtful present.

❛ Gotta admit, these look tasty. And that other present... I'll be sure to... y'know, redeem it. ❜

He says, a half-smile finding its way to his lips as he regains a bit of his equilibrium. He's touched by the gesture, even if he's not entirely sure how to express it.

❛ Love you too, Vash.. ❜

He mutters under his breath with a sincerity in his voice that's as rare as the flustered state but he didn’t skip a beat to stuff his face with the sweets.

#✟ ｡ — ❛ you should ask me about my rates before hiring me ❜ ( ic.)#✟ ｡ — ❛ no matter how long i resist temptation i will always lose. there's no solution. we'll never last..❜ ( vash. )#// squishes them like bügs

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aggressionbread · 4 months

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For what an amazing and life changing technological advancement air travel is, flying has got to be one of the most unpleasant experiences.

#domestic flights maybe not as much #but like the process of going through customs. taking off your shoes and jackets emptying all your belongings into plastic bins #and you have to do in a squished cramped little line up as fast as possible lest everyone get mad at you #collecting all your shit and making sure you didn't lose anything and putting on your shoes again #all before the person behind you also gets to the end of the line.. terrible #all while security personnel side eye you like you're a horrible waste of space just for existing #and then sidling through the cramped little aisle of the plane rushing to put your luggage away before the ppl behind u get mad #sliding into a seat so tiny even 5'4“ me can't stretch my legs #and then you arrive at the destination and get interrogated as to why you're in this country #'oh you're visiting your friends? seems suspicious. traveling for Christmas? tell it to the judge.'#ooh but then you are at your destination in record time. the joy of seeing new places and visiting loved ones!#but then do it all again on the way back while getting interrogated about every purchase you made while away

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wiiwarechronicles · 7 months

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I don’t even blame the weird 30 year olds obsessed with that show for thinking it was gonna go gay like obvs even as a middle schooler I knew that wouldn’t happen but like I see it so bad it makes my brain hurt.

#also when I first watched this season they/them toffle made me like lose my mind #you squish two boy characters into one and make them they/them(?? that’s so based #canonically no biney little psychic freak I miss them

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zemnarihah · 1 year

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two most pathetic beasts on gods green earth

#that orange one is pete he lives at my parents house and he's a half outdoor cat AGAINST MY CONSTANT ADVISEMENT #but he keeps getting in fights and he always loses:( so he has this big gash on his ear rn we had to wash him and put some medicine on that #we had from the vet from LAST TIME THIS FUCKING HAPPENED #and he was mad and wanted to go right back outside. what is wrong with you.#and then poor buttercup:( she hates to be in the carrier and hates the car and hates new places. she's currently at my parents so she won't #get squished to death or run out the door while we're moving stuff. and she is so scarified and also mad at me for making her go in the #carrier #literally can't do anything right as a cat mother. like would you rather i fucking LEFT YOU THERE #anyway hi how's everyone doing i am still in the throes of moving day but we had to take a pit stop at my parents and my sister is coming to #meet us bc she is so nice and wants to help clean:) so we have to wait here i get a nice little break:) hi guys hiiiii

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aceyanaheim · 1 year

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Temari & “so that he never lifts a finger/Labor” brainrot hours tho

#She Lived Through A War #She Knew Her Dad Wanted Her Brother Dead #She Raised Them Knowing that #baby girl baby i wish to squish you and give you therapy #Temari Knowing What War Means What They're Going Back To walking that tight rope and knowing what she could lose #temari raising her brothers at 6 and knowing a fuck up would mean Concequences bc Gaaras the one who her dad wants to kill #but really if Gaara has tried to kill them and they still ive with them how much can their father care about them #how expendable are they really #listen dont look at me #that song Unlocks shit in me and then i have to project too characters #its just how shit has to go #Naruto tag #temari

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orcelito · 1 year

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Sometimes I REALLY hate this game (aka. Fire emblem in general)

I've been going through all the training battles before I go onto the main thing for chapter 12. For completionism and also bc I fucking Need the training, holy shit

Anyways I got one for the rainy map from chapter 11. Aka where I was running my life. It was awful then, but WAY WAY WAY WORSE now. Bc they skattered my army across the entire map, some of whom are Very squishy, and gave us over twice as many enemies as I had units, almost all flying, and All of them advanced classes

It was a massacre. Unit after unit falling. Me desperately trying to get the survivors across the map so they could help each other survive. Hiding in the woods in hopes of them missing me, bc being out in the open is a death sentence.

One by one, my units fell. My Healers all fell. My Mages all fell. A few lingered through luck alone... but then it was down to 3. From an original 12.

Me, Alcryst, and Louis. I'd been trying to protect Alcryst bc he's my archer and there were SO. SO SO SO many fliers. I never did get him over to me. I sent Louis over to assist me bc my ass kept DYING & that gets a game over lol. So imagine a dragon princess just guzzling potions in the woods as her armor friend throws javelins over her shoulder. I made it work.

Poor fucking Alcryst though. Stuck in the woods alone, having watched the 3 around him all fall, clinging to his mini bow bc he was literally SURROUNDED and couldn't attack anything otherwise. Also guzzling potions. The literal only reason he didn't fucking die was luck alone. Those fucking woods, man. They made all the difference.

Not that it stopped me from dying like 4 times from like 13% chance hits :) I used that time reversal feature more in this battle than I have Ever before in this game.

#speculation nation #engage spoilers/#genuinely surprised i won that bc i still had like 10 enemies left when it was down to just 3 #once the last healer went down i was Convinced i was gonna lose. but i kept going anyways bc im stubborn #see the problem is that positioning is everything in this game. especially on hard mode.#the squishies gotta go behind the higher defense units. healing the higher defense units so they can take all the hits #you have to be careful with your surroundings. pay attention to who can reach who. and account for it.#but this map? there was none of that. there was absolutely no hiding anywhere. bc the enemies were EVERYWHERE #and they could all FLY so they werent even impeded by the woods. it just made it harder for them to hit you.#so all the squishes died so quickly. i tried to protect them the best i could but they were gone Just Like That #Louis was the literal only one who was unbothered but that's bc he's got a Godly level of defense. i love armored units.#i felt so bad for Alcryst. the moment where he was surrounded on all four sides by enemies & below 25% health #i selected his unit and he made this miserably terrified noise. a resigned fear like he Knew he was going to die #that's the moment i switched him to the mini bow. had him down a vulnerary. and was like. Good Luck.#and he somehow managed to pull through!!!! it was very Very close.#like. man this entire battle was almost cinematic for how disastrous it was. yet how i still managed to pull through.#says smth about how good i am at this game maybe. hard mode will Not keep me down #also yea yea i know i dont Have to play hard mode. listen. i enjoy being forced to think extra hard about tactics #i love fire emblem For The Tactics. if it's too easy it's no fun!#i love a good challenge. unfortunately this time wasnt even that fun bc i didnt get anything good in the end :/#just battle experience. for the handful that survived lmfao.#but you know what i made it through and that's what matters.

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confused-and-dickless · 2 years

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Parasocial relationships are unhealthy but I would actually do anything for my captain he is my everything and more he has my entire heart. He's a gym bro and a car guy but he plays Minecraft for a living. He dances so good. I would do anything just for a hug from this man.

#part of me wishes that my life aligned slightly differently and i could have met him for my make a wish #like obviously meeting lizzie and joel and oli was nice #and telling Markiplier that i didnt want his videos was funny #but also i think id actually faint if i got to hug my captain #this is about #captain sparklez #btw if you didnt know lmao #he's just a silly guy and i hate to sound like im infantilizing a grown man but like i just wanna squish him i have no other words for this #the silly words he uses? make me lose my marbles #shitpost

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screampied · 3 months

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gojo hates whenever you say “bye,” to him.

“heyy. don’t say that. it’s see you later,” he corrects you, pulling you into a tight hug. his embrace was warm, you felt practically squished against him, but you never minded. he’s always loathed goodbyes, especially whenever they came from you…the love of his life, his will to live, his entire being.

it’d be the most random moments, for instance, you being on a phone call with him—you’d conclude your conversation with him before saying that word.

“no—it’s see you later, baby.”

“oh..see you later, ‘toru.”

he’s never told you why flat out why he isn’t fond of the word ‘bye’ so, you never questioned it. not once. you figured it was just another one of his personal dislikes, which was an entire list if you were being honest. the word had simply little to no meaning, yet to him it meant so much more. you find yourself sometimes pondering, wondering how a small three lettered word would hold so much meaning…

furthermore, you wouldn’t expect to find out so soon.

it’s always ‘goodbye’ or ‘bye’ and never ‘see you later’ until gojo’s laid in your arms.

clinging onto his last breaths, a hand squeezing onto yours as if he didn’t want to let go.

myriads of droplets of your own pathetic tears fell against his pale frigid skin.

your mind couldn’t fathom nor process how him. the satoru gojo, the strongest, manage to lose. not only lose his battle but lose the one and only love of his life.

“g—goodbye, baby.”

“don’t you mean see you later?” you corrected him, furrowing your eyebrows while bringing a thumb towards his cheek to lightly stroke it.

oh . . he always loved that tiny gesture, it always calmed him, soothed him, makes him think that everything would be okay.

your voice broke the more you spoke as you watched him succumb into a pure new world of peace, pure bliss.

even in final moments, he’s still got that dumb beaming grin of his. you sniffled, feeling the scorching heat reside in your heart.

you were desperate for him to stay before he struggles to bring your hand up to his lips, giving it a chaste kiss before whispering,

“i . . i know, but it’s different this time. just say it for me, one more time,” and his eyes that was once so full of life. “please.”

they looked different.

demoralized, defeated…

“. . . goodbye, satoru. i love you.”

you awaited for him to say it back, he’s always said it back, he’s even beat you to it. but like always, gojo was right.

you were too late, far too late with your timing that before you knew it . . .

he was already gone.

all thanks to your goodbye.

#★vegasbaby.#gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojou satoru x you #gojo angst #jjk angst #satoru gojo x reader #gojo x y/n #jjk fic #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jjk x you #jjk drabbles #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen angst

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vettelcore · 5 months

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bad day on the road to be so sleep deprived I almost lost control of the car twice lmfao

#1st time i see the police right outside my village? weird #some poor guy did lose control of the car and went off the road though could have been me could've been me all too well #also i bumped into my mum's van trying to get the car out 💀#that wouldn't happen if people stopped parking so fucking badly I'm almost locked in that spot :)#but it was a light bump though you can't tell #the door got squished but went back to its place already lmfao

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mosseatenrobot · 7 months

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growing my hair out (2nd attempt) and lurking in my periphery is the knowledge that my resemblance to brian david fucking gilbert is only growing

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willowser · 6 months

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your little angel of a son inherits katsuki's bad temper, and it manifests in his terrible fours.

there's an awful little shriek that echoes throughout the house and katsuki is on his feet and halfway to the living room before his eyes are even open—but the only danger awaiting him there is a pouty little brat.

his son is sitting amidst a swarm of toys that have been strewn about haphazardly, and his arms are crossed and big fat tears are in his eyes and he looks mad as all hell. you do, too, sitting across from him with a deep frown, holding the ripped page of a book from his little shelf.

"no sir," you warn, "we do not treat our things this way."

you incite a meltdown.

katsuki feels his own temper flaring—half from shock and awe at his little mini-me and also from the exhaustion wearing him thin—when your son kicks his legs out in a burst of rage, letting out another little shriek of anger. your cheeks puff up, wearing the same furious expression, and at the hiss of his name, the little brat jumps to his feet and snatches a toy truck nearby and launches it across the room.

"oi!"

your son's attention snaps to katsuki, startled, losing a hint of anger as he pouts at the floor.

"what'd she just tell you?" and when he gets no response, katsuki prods with a, "hah? answer me."

but the little boy only stamps his little feet and grunts out a furious, wordless sound that has katsuki's lip curling. you let out a heavy sigh, shaking your head at him before frowning down at the torn page in your hands, and then katsuki is planting a hand on the back of his son's head and steering him towards the front door.

"time to take a walk."

the boy goes, even though his arms are crossed and his eyes are downcast. he only resists once, as katsuki tries to shove his little feet into his shoes.

"i don't wanna." he mumbles, face scrunched and wet before promptly looking away.

"i didn't ask."

"hmm!"

katsuki has to resist the urge to pinch his own son.

they get out the door eventually, and the little boy stomps along for the most part, no longer needing a guiding hand on the back of his head once they get around the block a time or two. neither of them say anything.

fatherhood has taught katsuki a lot of things, which was expected, but the one thing that's surprised him is—he's learned all the things he doesn't want his son to be.

the first of them being angry. not the way katsuki was, mean and selfish, throughout his childhood; hateful and careless, in his teens; shut off and simmering, even now.

he waits until the tension has melted off his little shoulders, until his little face has dried and evened out. his arms swing at his sides, occasionally coming up to wipe his snot with the back of his hand, and he eyes the few wildflowers they pass with a little hum and a small smile.

katsuki tugs once on his ear, frowning down at the little brat when he peeks up at him. "that how you're supposed to treat your mama?"

he doesn't answer at first, leaning his head all the way back and clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth, until katsuki stops walking. "no, sir."

"how you s'posed to treat her?"

"with love."

"how you s'posed to treat your toys?"

"with care."

"uh-huh," katsuki squishes his son's cheeks in his hand, shaking his head lightly from side to side until he starts giggling. "that how you acted today?"

"no, sir."

"that how y'r gonna act again?"

"no, sir."

"okay," katsuki murmurs, nodding once before letting him free. the little boy bounces on his feet and sucks on his lip, grinning when his tummy is pinched. "now pick those for your mama."

and he does, carefully plucking a small handful of flowers from the grass as they make their way back home, and just before he runs up the steps to the house, katsuki's little angel of a son hands him the biggest one.

#cw children #i firmly believe katsuki just has to give the kid one look and he's like. oh shit.#LMAOOOO #dad's up.#bc katsuki isn't going to take him throwing shit around akfjeiqql #NOT IN A BAD WAY HE'S JUST. LIKE. ABSOLUTLY NOT HAPPENING BUDDY.#he's a firm dad but. he makes sure his son knows he's still loved ofc 😌#✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

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earthtooz · 7 months

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in which: alhaitham resorts to lying on top of you in order to get you speaking to him again.

quick alhaitham thought i needed to get off my mind, making out at the end lol, potentially ooc

there were a lot of things you didn’t expect when entering a relationship with alhaitham. you didn't expect him to have kaveh as a roommate, you didn’t expect him to overthrow the government, and you didn’t expect him to resort to pettiness in order to end the silent treatment you were giving him.

it’s suffocating beneath him, squished into his soft mattress with his body weight, muscles wrapped around you like a python whilst one arm is extended outwards, balancing a book. you wonder if he’s actually reading it, but you can tell he’s enjoying himself regardless, evident through the way he often turns his head to place a kiss on your exposed collarbone, burying his face into your warmth from here to there.

for the umpteenth time, you grunt, losing your mind just a little. his body warmth was getting too much, and you’ve been lying here for who knows how long, just staring at the ceiling of his bedroom.

you want to protest, berate him for flattening you before shoving him off, but that would mean surrendering, and this time, you want alhaitham to be the one to give up first.

as if hearing your thoughts, your grey-haired lover then glances up at you, sleepy gaze filtered through messy strands of hair that have fallen in front of his eyes. you almost cave at the domesticity of it all, only just stopping yourself from brushing his bangs away.

“still upset?” he murmurs, putting his book face-down to wrap his arms tighter around your torso. “fine. have it your way, i’m going to nap.”

“no-” he perks up at the sound of your voice, raising an eyebrow as a mask of smugness gleams over his face. you shut your mouth immediately, cursing at yourself to slip up so easily, but you really needed to stretch out your legs and the other discomforts of lying like an unmoving plank beneath alhaitham.

“what was that?” challenges your boyfriend. you don’t answer him, merely staring him down as he sits back, grabbing your wrists. “oh come on, i know you want to say something, out with it.”

shaking your head, he scoffs at your stubbornness as if his isn’t just as frustrating, and gently caresses your hand. his touch is tantalising, urging you to give in, and paired with that lidded look of his, it’s practically impossible not to.

not many people get to see alhaitham like this, you realise. most know him as an indifferent, closed off, and unapproachable scribe, turned grand sage, turned scribe, yet you get the honour of seeing him as this. “talk to me already,” he demands gently, not letting his grip waver even as you keep trying to pull your hands away, only slipping away so far before he’s holding you again.

there aren’t many battles you can win against him, you know that, and one of them was a battle of strength. as he holds your wrists tight to your sides, his face so close to yours, you feel his earlier playfulness melting into something sincere.

“are you still mad?” asks alhaitham, furrowing his eyebrows slightly as a pout appears along his lips. the response you give him is a petulant turn of your head. he sighs through his nose. “i’m sorry, okay? i was out of line, i should have listened to you, alright?”

his tone is uncharacteristically kind and warm, warm enough for you to give in to his pleas.

“you mean it?” you tease, grinning widely at him. in the blink of an eye, the tension from alhaitham’s shoulder seeps away like sand, and he sighs with relief before agreeing, a solid ‘yes’ slipping through his mouth. “then i accept your apology.”

“you minx, enjoying the sight of me like this, aren't you-” he murmurs, and you swallow his brewing snide remarks with a kiss, closing the gap by firmly pressing your lips against his. alhaitham is not surprised by your sudden affection. rather, he welcomes it, melts into you wholly as a hand holds the back of your neck to keep you against him. you're warm and precious and everything he could ever desire, so he can't help but let his hands wander, searching for more.

as your mouths slot together, there’s a delicate exchange of apologies that words cannot express; ironic, since alhaitham knows of several ways to apologise in a multitude of languages. nevertheless, he thinks that this is the best method.

with the way you move in sync with him, he can tell that this is your favourite too.

#vibe check kinda fic for him #the way i am literally seething biting my hand and lips to try and not let the end escalate #alhaitham x reader #al-haitham x reader #al haitham x reader #genshin impact x reader #alhaitham fluff #al-haitham fluff #genshin x reader

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