supernatural s5e7 the curious case of dean winchester (teleplay sera gamble, story sera gamble, nancy klein)
DEAN
Hope I got that kind of kick when I'm his age.
SAM
Yeah, like either of us will live that long.
DEAN
True.
last time this came up, it was the other way around. but this feels like a throwaway comment anyway.
from s4e12 criss angel is a douchebag:
DEAN Man...hope I die before I get old. Whole thing seems brutal, don't it?
SAM You think we will?
DEAN What?
SAM Die before we get old.
DEAN Haven't we both already?
SAM You know what I mean, Dean. I mean, do you think we'll still be chasing demons when we're 60?
DEAN No, I think we'll be dead...for good. What? You want to end up like -- like Travis? Huh? Or Gordon, maybe?
SAM There's Bobby.
DEAN Oh, yeah, there's a poster child for growing old gracefully.
SAM Maybe we'll be different, Dean.
DEAN What kind of Kool-Aid you drinking, man? Sammy, it ends bloody or sad. That's just the life.
sidenote i was too depressed to comment on it at the time but, GORDON??? sterling k brown is only 2 years older than jackles lol wtf this is like pretending jdm is old enough to be their dad when in reality he's only 12 years older than jensen. ALSO, i never have understood that comment about bobby. what's wrong with bobby?!
he looks so familiar but can't place him in anything other than maybe cybill (again!? lol) maybe just one of those people that's been small parts in so many things they've become generically familiar
DEAN
Bobby's an idiot. That's what happened.
BOBBY
Hey, nobody asked you to play.
DEAN
Right. I should have just let you die.
BOBBY
And for damn sure, nobody asked you to lose!
SAM
It's like Grumpy Old Men.
DEAN and BOBBY
Shut up, Sam.
okay, that was cute. old dean and bobby have good chemistry!
DEAN
Yeah, I get it, Bobby. You saw a chance to turn the hands of the clock back and get out of that damn chair. Pretty tempting. I can imagine.
BOBBY
No, you can't.
DEAN
You got me. I never been paralyzed. But I tell you something—I've been to hell, and there's an archangel there wanting me to drop the soap. Look at me! My junk's rustier than yours! You hear me bellyaching? Huh?
i'm going to choose to interpret that as metaphorical soap dropping and not actually on the torture menu in hell. is this... a way of saying they're waiting for him to die and return to hell? is that what would happen? i assumed he was clean slated what with cas's "gripped you tight and raised you from perdition" business. maybe my brain is scrambled by the casual rape threat mention.
SAM
No, you'll die if you lose, Bobby.
BOBBY
So what if I do, huh? What exactly am I living for, huh? The damn apocalypse? Watching men die bloody while I sit in this chair, can't take a step to help 'em?
DEAN
Bobby—
BOBBY
No, no. It's the facts. I'm old...and broke down...and I can't...
BOBBY
I ain't a hunter no more. I'm useless. And if I wasn't such a coward, I'd have stuck a gun in my mouth day I got home from the hospital.
what did i say about this ableist bullshit!!
was lookin to see if i'd seen the witch in anything, nothing jumping out at me but he played azazel in some tv movie, which made me laugh :)
DEAN
It's too damn clean in here. First witch I ever heard of didn't spew bodily fluids all over the place.
dean and his witch-bodily-fluids thing.
from s3e12 malleus maleficarum
DEAN
I hate witches.
DEAN
They're always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere.
and need i remind everyone of ruby's mystery black juices to fix dean in that episode!
nice to see him happy. shame old dean's actor wasn't in a different role, he and bobby would be a fun pair bitching at each other on the regular. needs someone other than the kids to play off of.
DEAN
Fair enough. You're not useless, Bobby.
BOBBY
Okay. Good talk.
DEAN
No, wait a minute. Listen to me.
DEAN
You don't stop being a soldier 'cause you got wounded in battle. Okay? No matter what shape you're in, bottom line is, you're family. I don't know if you've noticed, but me and Sam, we don't have much left. I can't do this without you. I can't. So don't you dare think about checking out. I don't want to hear that again.
BOBBY
Okay.
DEAN
Okay. Good.
well. i'm glad they addressed this. but it's a tired ableist trope that i wish wasn't in everything when someone needs a wheelchair.
BOBBY
Thanks. Now, we done feeling our feelings? 'Cause I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts.
i try to ignore these types of lines but believe me i'm sighing and rolling my eyes at every damned one.
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💔Bobby
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BOBBY: So what if I do, huh? What exactly am I living for, huh? The damn apocalypse? Watching men die bloody while I sit in this chair, can't take a step to help 'em?
DEAN: Bobby—
BOBBY: No, no. It's the facts. I'm old...and broke down...and I can't...
BOBBY takes a moment to breathe.
BOBBY: I ain't a hunter no more. I'm useless.
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kripke: show creator; seasons 1-5 showrunner; wrote or co-wrote 1x01 pilot, 1x02 wendigo, 1x09 home, 1x16 shadow, 1x22 devil’s trap, 2x01 in my time of dying, 2x22 all hell breaks loose part two, 3x01 the magnificent seven, 3x16 no rest for the wicked, 4x01 lazarus rising, 4x07 it's the great pumpkin, sam winchester, 4x10 heaven and hell (story), 4x22 lucifer rising, 5x01 sympathy for the devil, 5x09 the real ghostbusters, 5x22 swan song, 6x22 the man who knew too much; directed 2x20 what is and what should never be, 4x22 lucifer rising
gamble: seasons 6-7 showrunner; wrote or co-wrote 1x03 dead in the water, 1x12 faith, 1x14 nightmare, 1x21 salvation, 2x03 bloodlust, 2x08 crossroad blues, 2x13 houses of the holy, 2x17 heart, 2x21 all hell breaks loose part one, 3x02 the kids are alright, 3x07 fresh blood, 3x10 dream a little dream of me, 3x12 jus in bello, 3x15 time is on my side, 4x02 are you there god? it’s me, dean winchester, 4x09 i know what you did last summer, 4x17 it’s a terrible life, 4x21 when the levee breaks, 5x02 good god, y'all, 5x07 the curious case of dean winchester, 5x13 the song remains the same, 5x21 two minutes to midnight, 6x01 exile on main st, 6x11 appointment in samarra, 6x21 let it bleed, 7x01 meet the new boss, 7x10 death's door, 7x17 the born-again identity, 7x23 survival of the fittest
edlund: wrote 2x05 simon said, 2x12 nightshifter, 2x18 hollywood babylon, 3x03 bad day at black rock, 3x09 malleus maleficarum, 3x13 ghostfacers, 4x05 monster movie, 4x08 wishful thinking, 4x16 on the head of a pin, 5x04 the end, 5x10 abandon all hope, 5x14 my bloody valentine, 5x20 the devil you know, 6x03 the third man, 6x09 clap your hands if you believe, 6x15 the french mistake, 6x20 the man who would be king, 7x02 hello cruel world, 7x09 how to win friends and influence monsters, 7x15 repo man, 7x21 reading is fundamental, 8x05 blood brother, 8x13 everybody hates hitler, 8x21 the great escapist; directed 6x20 the man who would be king, 7x21 reading is fundamental
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