Cavell : Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like "Look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing."

Spider : wow you are not ready to hear about trees

Spider: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare

Skellington: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great

Spider: Not when you’re playing with Mucus, it’s not. He put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog”

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

Spider-punk and Noir in btsv scene leaked

Cavell: I'm fine

Spider: You don't look fine

Cavell: Then stop looking

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

the gang's all here!!

miles is taller than 42-miles because of his spider bite. This is like when your younger brother have a grow spurt and now are slightly taller than you.