The fucking email things from for the QSMP teasers still haunt me because like...why is Bad clearly linked to them ? Like yeah special guest theory whatever but like we know 100 pourcent the muffin email HAS to be about him, he literally is represented two times with muffins for the QSMP teasers (image/posters).

But the thing that fucks me up is like, he is the only one that gets this, no one is even hinted at being related to the emails. Even more so with Bad's image teaser on twitter being fucking weird with the milk emoji and the fact that it's on a completely seperate account.

Why is he the only one that got this, because meaning this is like pre QSMP server that means that they somehow had something planned for him before the server even begun.

And this even more fucking ominous when you realise the fact that Quackity and Bad are huge besties and both of them have interracted heavily through lore on the DSMP.

What I'm implying is that it would be very believable if Quackity handed Bad a huge narrative role to him that would get later revealed for the server.

I am once again thinking of the special guest bbh theory and why the federation absolutely refuses to touch him and I remembered the one time the federation punished him: when ElQuackity kidnapped Dapper.

This is a bit of an unhinged crack theory but follow me for a minute XD

The federation is scared of bbh. They invited him to the island for unknown reasons presumably because of what he is/what he’s done but they know how dangerous he is and are afraid of pushing him too far.

Then comes ElQuackity who kidnaps Bad’s son which is the worst possible thing anyone could do. ElQuackity is a federation agent but the federation can deny culpability to his actions completely. My theory is that the federation helped ElQuackity kidnap Dapper as a risk assessment, to see what Bad’s reaction would be in a somewhat controlled environment. In the moment Bad was mostly just shocked and silently furious and focusing on Dapper’s wellbeing. It was days later when Bad let a smidge of his fury loose by exploding Quackity’s pyramid. It is very rare for players to destroy other’s builds on this server (Roier didn’t know the school/daycare was Bad’s build) but Bad put so many mines on Quackity’s pyramid that they are still going off to this day. The entire situation was comedic at the time but you could tell Bad was keeping himself on such a tight leash through it all.

In all honesty, I think Bad is more afraid of what he is capable of then the federation. He keeps himself on such an incredibly tight leash it’s insane. Through ElQuackity’s kidnapping of Dapper, they learned a lot. Bad doesn’t retaliate blindly. He doesn’t succumb to mindless rage. He waits. He plots. When he destroyed Quackity’s pyramid he was indeed provoked but it was still incredibly tactical. He played ElQuackity’s game, he twisted ElQuackity’s words and put him on the defensive and had ElQ backtracking and scrambling to regain control of the situation. This whole situation was played for laughs but it proved to the federation that if they push Bad, he will retaliate but on his own terms. He will not be goaded into doing what the federation wants. He will wait. He will plan. And when he is ready he’ll make everything come crumbling down.

⚠️QBBH THEORY RIGHT HERE⚠️

So qbbh had his 0026 ticket when he first arrived, but just got a ticket with the numbers 0003, which likely means he's one of the originals, given that qbagi had a ticket w 0001 and carre w 0002.

If you're a frequent bbh watcher, you've likely experienced the random lore drops he gives. One of these lore drops was that he was stuck in a time loop, but got out of it, to which tallulah had said "what if your still in a time loop?".

What if he's still in the time loop, just like tallulah said, and this is his second time on the island? Could it be that the federation is able to keep track of ticket numbers, which is why instead of getting 2 tickets with the same number, he got two different tickets?

BETTER YET,

What if they realized he could be useful to them, and is an immortal demon, and then convinced him to join them (special guest theory maybe 👀), or need to do smth over (again) in hopes of getting something out of him.

⚠️ Putting my thoughts together: Maybe the first time he was on the island they noticed something useful, or learned info that they wanted to use, so they simply decided to restart, in hopes of taking the right path to lead qbbh wherever they need him. Maybe that's why they never punish him, they need something from qbad?⚠️

the special guest theory is killing ME!...

Fed! Q!BBH Brainrot Theory

So, I had this on my mind for awhile. What if q!bbh comes back with Federation influences? Like, they find his body and wait for his reset so they can have him on their side.

Plus, Bad has hinted before that there seems to be a Federation puppet who might not even know they are a puppet. What if this is how we get Fed q!Bad? And it would make sense for a shady government/people in power to use this opportunity to get one of the biggest threats to them on their side.

Here, imagine with me. Q!Bad dies. He has not reset yet. They found out he's dead and takes his body. When he resets, he could be a complete blank slate. They could use that to their advantage.

There's also the Special Guest Theory that really aligns with this. If q!Bad was a special guest, then they will have a lot of knowledge on him. A powerful entity that can cause extreme destruction and calamity is called to this island, specifically. Bad mentions being summoned or brought on the island. The Federation also acts weird with q!Bad.

With Bad implying there might be an unwittingly puppet, he could very well be the person he is talking about. The specific muffin mention in that email is too coincidental. Any food and they specifically choose muffins? Bad also mentioned the special treatment he got and that someone might be bugged with Fed equipment. Now that could've just been him theorizing but too many things are lining up with other stuff for it to be a coincident.

There genuinely might be a possibility that when q!Bad resets, we might get Fed q!Bad. This has just running around in my head so I needed to talk about it before it drove me up the wall.

If anyone has anything else to add to this, please go ahead. I would love to read everyone's thoughts on this.

Aight heads up for everyone else I’ll might also make like a Special guest theory drawing- (I already did one but refuse to show ._.)

the Federation is scared of q!Bad omg?? telling all the employees to avoid him, “make no sudden moves,” calm the situation, and RUN if all else fails. that’s crazy??? it’s like they’re treating him as a dangerous creature that’ll snap on them (which to be fair. he kinda is) but the Federation are the ones in power here. yet they are afraid of an islander… ooohhhh.

Fits lore is always so nice and punchy! The dialogue was so well written and the music choice was incredible. I'm excited that we got not only fit backstory as was expected but also quesadilla island backstory! The place is a network of islands, and Madagio used to live on one. We currently only know of two... yknow, the satellites surrounding madagio remind me of that one comic we found a while back, the one in the old temple. And the cats! The cats are back and watching! I wonder why madagio wants player data. They mentioned statistics, which I'm assuming is referring to the menu option, but data is very general. I wonder what it wants and why. And why did the black concrete help Fit remember? Hrm.... lots to think about

Here is my Fed!BBH design since I've been really obsessed with the Special Guest theories lately :)

I was looking at the old concept art, and your theory about how it was originally supposed to be about time travel does make more sense.

Nine was originally intended to have nine actual tails and his only clothes was a red jacket, and looks more friendly. Later, Sonic goes through the council’s portals by himself. Perhaps if the story was originally about time travel, Nine originally wasn’t going to be a Villain because he has no reason to turn against Sonic and the nine tails potentially came from evolution.

Okay, why does cucuruchito keep saying stuff about Bad being part of the Federation like "He follows the rules like a true part of the Federation" (paraphrased)

NO WAY ONE OF THE EGG QUESTS TODAY IS LOBSTERS 😭😭😭

Episode 376:

The one with the Vegas wedding — in which someone gets a little bit drunk and a little bit married

Ok. So, is the Federation planning to weaponize q!Badboyhalo? And I mean weaponize him in his purest demonic form while he is in a state of such mental instability that he can no longer trust anyone else and they got him so fearful of everyone and everything that they can use him against other people. Q!Bad is definitely not the same person he was all that time ago- yes, he may still be a very smart and calculating person, but there is a part of himself that he's not getting back even after this whole ordeal is done, and I think the Federation knows that. This entire time Bad's been threatening them, going insane, and they chose not to act on it, may not be because they are ignoring him but because they are planning to weaponize him- strip him down of his last level of human sanity and use him against the anarchists and non-believers, like an example maybe?

Think about it. Q!bad is one of the strongest people on the server, and a lot of people rely him on a lot of stuff and information. In a game of chess, he is a very valuable player. Imagine if you lose him though. Imagine that the Federation got to his mind and is making him play their games like some kind of fucked up puppet? Is that what they wanted? Total control? Absolute power over an immortal demon? To prove they are truly unstoppable or to make use of q!Bad's power?

Either way, all I'm certain about is even though every place Bad went to yesterday was real- spawn, his house, the tunnels under the wall, his sightings of the Cucuruchos were only visual and auditory hallucinations and that was his mind broken beyond repair- never knowing what's real and what isn't. And the Federation knows this. They are watching him, but from a distance still.

Imagine ElQuackity watching this- the demon that was involved in his death twice losing his power and composure to the point he's just begging for mercy and running away from himself like a cornered or caged animal. Imagine him smiling at how funny karma works- how good it feels when you're not the one being tormented with.

Amity Parkers moving to Gotham for college. Sam and Paulina pooling their trust funds together to buy an abandoned hotel and fitting it as apartments for everybody. They all train together in the courtyard to keep their skills up and just because it's fun. Suddenly an influx of super competent self-trained (or maybe ghost-trained) young adults.

Everybody having their little niches and suddenly they all have more free time that's not being taken up by ghost attacks so many of them started different YouTube channels with info they found out from the ghostly residents of Amity. Star and Paulina running a history of beauty channel going over makeup, hair styles and fashion, special guest Sam when going over alt fashions. Dash and Kwan running one on the history of sports. Wes and Mikey running a conspiracy theory podcast. Valerie running a martial arts channel. Danny just info-dumping about space and spacecraft in videos that range from 45 minutes to four hours. Tucker running a how-to channel for fixing tech and coding. Sam running a combination true crime and witchy channel. The Trio running a Let's Play channel.

Ghostly things happening in all of the videos and everybody guesting on everybody else's channels leads to everybody thinking it's all an elaborate ARG. Danny just floating through the walls half-asleep with a glowing shaker bottle in the background. Some of them when they're in the middle of a rant seem to forget to take a breath or their eyes or freckles start glowing. On a livestream Paulina snaps at somebody off screen and her eyes are suddenly glowing green. Danielle pops in during a charity livestream that the Trio are running and calls Danny-Daddy, Sam-Mom, and Tucker-Dad and is just floating on the back of the couch. Danny doing a stream to watch a rocket take off and suddenly a robe and crown flash and he disappears in a flash of green and the stream is just dead space until the rocket's about to take off and Danny comes running in and jumps over the back of his chair to watch it and cheer.