theglamorousferal
Steph Weaver
The glamorous feral cryptid (pending)Hi all! I'm a huge freaking nerd with special hyperfixations into: Danny Phantom, the DPxDC crossover, Kingdom Hearts, Uzushio fanon lore and more! I sometimes post prompts or mini-fics,but a good portion of my stuff is screaming into the void.My Etsy || My Gofundme
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What if the Fentons were cousins of the Addams? That’s all my brain can come up with right now because it’s 12:30 am but I was reading @evilminji ‘s Fenton Family Reunion thing and thought wow you become a Fenton like you become and Addams and now I need this
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Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.
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me, hallucinating my own amvs just before bed
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"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue
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I’m reading a bunch of batfam fics and how unused to attention and touch young Tim is breaks my heart every damned time
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if it's hard then you forgot the eggs, I did this once and it was solid as a rock. we ended up grinding it up and using it to top vanilla ice cream
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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Danny, due to his biology of being half dead, can eat very questionable things and not die.
He decides to start a youtube channel with this.
He buys obvious shitty supplements online, clear and obvious scams, and takes them as directed for a month.
Then he reports what they did to him, and sends the samples to get tested. He's gotten more than a few scammers arrested by providing solid evidence that they used hazardous materials to make their product.
He gets away with this by claiming to have the power of abnormal metabolism, or an "iron stomach", so toxins aren't as likely to hurt him.
One of his viewers sends him an unmarked bottle of pills, saying that if he doesn't take the entire bottle on a livestream, they'll blow up a city.
Danny does his livestream, and goes out of his way to use the entire bottle of pills in extravagant recipes. By the end of it he's created a five course meal, all with the pills cooked/melted in, and it's become a mukbang.
The villain who sent it is watching the livestream pissed off, because they didn't specify how to take the pills, so this technically counts. The heroes they have trapped are losing their minds with concern.
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for any followers who haven’t seen Interview With the Vampire it’s about the horrific experience of being in love with someone who is French
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“people in the JL hate Batman because he’s so strict” nah. people in the JL hate Batman because all of their sidekicks wanna hang out and train with the batfamily and come home asking questions like “so when are you going to get a plane?” and “why don’t you know how to do [complex judo move]?”
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Tim Drake has the self-preservation instincts of the first penguin to dive into the water to check for seals and orcas.
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I’ve legit been trying to come up with a drink that would make sense as a ectoplasm. So far I’ve pinned it down to lime and mint with some fresh ginger (for the bite of electricity) and maybe using chia seeds to make it sorta slimy.
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain
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no sleep. just batbro fics. let them be soft your honor. let them beat the shit out of each other and then bury anyone that goes after any of them.
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