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Janis & Casey Pt.2

Casey: [probably a good time for you to show up actually, obvs with your balloons like in the OG but also because I can go in more cos we’re more in love, loads of magazines for the model bants, I like to think including one or two you’re in gal if you really wanna be that bitch and show off lol but also a bit of old school pornography for those bants, including nuns ofc hence that lil spoiler, and we are not leaving the bub out, whatever toy there is would be really cute even if it’s not actually HUGE like he was playing it would be and I have to insist there’s something for her to put on like a little hat how newborns do or whatever that matches the colour of whatever top he’s wearing for those twinning and matching bants cos he made that joke before too]

Janis: [when we’re going to be so dramatically overwhelmed because we are actually being made to feel like shit here, however inadvertently like so we’re going to have to hug you for ages so you can’t see our face, also just ‘cos]

Casey: [just the longest and not at all platonic hug, excuse us everyone, then looking her over SO intensely how they do, checking and doing the same to this bub even though we do believe what she said about you both being okay actually, can’t help it soz not soz, but then finally you can give her all the things and take the cuteness from the OG of when you pretended you were gonna tie a balloon around this bub’s foot and float her out but add all of you to it this time, like let’s leave gals, cos you can tell she hates it, so as if you’re gonna tie one around her wrist so you can do a lil handhold moment, keeping busy lowkey being a nerd and not looking at her cos we’re not gonna force that rn asap]

Janis: [we will put this hat on this baby like now she’s ready to go, hope no one is gonna have a go about that ‘cos y’all are on thin ice lmao, soz this boy is the only person not making us feel terrible rn, not hard to see why this happens; but for now, when we have some composure, obviously checking you over in the same manner, smiling because you are a massive nerd ‘can’t believe you’re here’ squeezing his hand like we’re checking that too]

Casey: [she is literally also the only person not making him feel like the biggest piece of shit on the planet, like okay, y’all are not wrong being upset but also please calm down lol, simply gotta also steal from the OG him stroking the soft bub hair fluff before and as she’s putting this hat on cos it’s too cute not to and the love is real ‘took ages’ in every sense because you two did hardcore cockblock yourselves + having a baby is long + hospitals are like mazes, SUCH a genuine smile back ‘but yeah’ FINALLY making eye contact with this gal ‘hey’]

Janis: [obviously going to mess with your hair like we’re trying to match styles here ‘they didn’t have one in your size?’ like lol not with your giant head but we’re straightening your collar like we absolutely do not need to because as obviously, meeting your eyes with all the pent up emotion here ‘hey’]

Casey: [‘nor yours’ and playing with her hair like he absolutely does not need to cos he really does need to in this moment honestly, ALL the softness and lingering physical contact possible thank you, just continuing to do that while looking at you not at all casually]

Janis: [‘we’d look like overgrown gnomes’ ‘cos baby’s hats are always so silly soz baby Jac, sure you look cute hun, just shaking our head amused so we can rest ourself in the palm of your hands so casual mhmm ‘good flight?’ to highlight how uncasual how we’re looking at each other rn is]

Casey: [not moving or breaking this eye contact AT ALL, it’s fine ‘quicker on the way home’ cos always a thing but also we’re saying we were excited af to see you and actually looking forward to it not like the sad af energy of his flight there, doing a kiss on the top of her head/ her hair how he likes to do, so soft, like that’s so casual and friendly nbd]

Janis: [‘not quick enough’ like nothing could be because you should never be that far from me, but still just said like we’re having a little chat here nothing more, not like we’re casually leaning into you more and more here ‘they said it was pretty quick, for a first kid’ ‘cos I don’t see it actually being one of those insanely long labours, just felt like it hence we’re scoffing like don’t believe you ladies]

Casey: [‘gave me time to think’ again said like it’s so chill and casual and not layered with meaning about how serious we are and how much we love and wanna be with you lol lol ‘which she never gave you’ moving slightly so you can poke this bub ridiculously gently like oi but staying THE CLOSEST obvs]

Janis: [the lol noise like I KNOW ‘cos meant to be 3 weeks 5 days instead you got just the 5 days but we all knew what was gonna happen here anyway lads ‘she’s shameless’ like alright attention seeker, you got what you wanted ‘only wants the accent off you, like’]

Casey: [10000% taking and holding this bub like I know this is the attention you really want bestie, and running though the list of baby names you’ve thought of again like you did in the OG cos in this one you said you would while you were waiting and we can pretend it’s only cos you wanna hear them in your accent to see if it’s a yeah or a no lol, really giving it full manchester for the effect, like come on then, gotta throw in some bants ones too though, can’t resist]

Janis: [going to automatically correct how you’re holding this bub how you have to as the parent but obviously you know how so we just hold our hands up like stand corrected boy, just loling at your accent and these names ‘alright, Liam’ like steady on, she don’t need to go that hard with it ‘just call her our kid anyway’ like she doesn’t even need a name because lord knows we haven’t been thinking about it]

Casey: [scoffing at her SO hard in such an OTT bants way with sound and a look at this bub like what is your mother like ‘she ain’t my sister’ cos it’s only for siblings how dare you, you fake fan]

Janis: [waving our hand like oh you carry on then, I plan to be 0 help in this process and picking up the most blatant porno mag to flick through for the absolute bants]

Casey: [doing the thing people do where they flick the front of a book you’re reading if it’s upright purely to be annoying but probably have to with his foot cos his hands are busy cradling this bub so it’s even more of a ! thing and annoying as a result lol, and of course I’m bringing back the whole trying to get her to say daddy despite being a literal newborn bants cos while your mother is preoccupied is the perfect time haha, acting like you don’t want her to hear this but doing it loudly enough that everyone on this ward can ofc]

Janis: [putting it down so dramatically and sighing like a dad who’s trying to read the paper but of course, we’re just pissing about as always, so when we fold our arms like did I just hear that correctly, we can’t help being 😏 at the same time]

Casey: [😏 af as always, playfully and blatantly nudging her with his foot again cos gotta]

Janis: [just nudging you right back, casual footsie happening ‘were you expecting a response?’ so clear we mean from either of us so casual, look away gals]

Casey: [not soz, we love to see it ‘shameless, you said’ just LOOKING at her in such a shameless way ourself rn]

Janis: [‘if she takes after me’ LOOKING like you know I am]

Casey: [‘or me’ cos hard same]

Janis: [‘could do’ like you’re saying you’re the dad so yep]

Casey: [holding this bub up to make the comparison like does she everyone, these poor ladies ‘what do we reckon?’ as if we’re about to do an actual poll, but then back just at this baby more seriously like ‘could you be my daughter or what?’ cos we all know what we’re saying here]

Janis: [literally biting our tongue here because can’t say what we’re thinking which is that so far you’ve shown way more interest than Jimothy because no one is ready to hear that or deal with it]

Casey: [‘look like your mum anyway’ like ugh so unfair I have to lose that poll but she do and it’s feelsy and a compliment]

Janis: [‘yeah’ ‘cos she do, even if that’s a headfuck because not used to it remotely yet ofc ‘can thank you for her skin tone’ like Ian will be thrilled lol, stroking this baby’s cheek]

Casey: [‘good job I weren’t after paternity leave’ cos unemployed together bants, like ugh baby Jac so offended you don’t look like me hardcore rn but stroking her other cheek at the literal same time cos you two are just in sync like that ‘and that I’ve already banned any dickhead lads from ever hanging about making you blush’ makes me DIE that you are gay in the future gal it truly does]

Janis: [‘she’ll pay you well’ like it’s all coming from this gal’s non-existent pockets, stopping and resting our finger on her cheek ‘I wish-’ but not letting you finish that sentence even though Jimmy is not here because I know you feel it but it is mean and nope, just shake your head and join in these bants like you didn’t just blurt that out ‘show you how to deal with dickhead lads’ like I got you, babe]

Casey: [doing the action of turning out her non existent pockets and shooting the bae a look like um we’ve got a problem here cos cute nerd, but then she blurts out what she does so you gotta shake your head when she shakes hers like nope cos you feel it too and that’s a lot to be trying to deal with rn on top of your feelings for her mother ‘don’t forget how to drop the elbow and you’ll be sorted’ cos we all remember when she was freakishly popping out and beboping]

Janis: [tap this baby girl really gently on her forehead with one finger like omg, forgetful hoe, left your purse at home ‘put it on her tab’ looking around at all the stuff he brought for them like that too if you like, can smile at this memory as if it was forever ago ‘cos feels it at this point ‘she’s got it figured out, I reckon’ our work here is done]

Casey: [‘write your account number down for us’ taking her hand like he’s gonna either give her a pen or mime a fake pen like before you forget that as well gal, but then he’s just lowkey holding her tiny baby hand and doing an intake of breath involuntarily at how small it is like oh]

Janis: [just watching him have this moment for the first time because you’ve had time to have it already of course so you can fully just notice exactly how he reacts ‘fucking insane that one day that hand will be this big’ and holding up ours for comparison because how do we do it honestly]

Casey: [just doing a size comparison with his and this bub and then hers and his cos he’s in his emotions rn and also it’s just another way to touch and you want all the ways rn ‘mad’ with all the feeling ever like yep we’re in awe that you have made a person]

Janis: [just lacing our fingers through yours ‘maybe not that big’ like she is a girl, don’t wish that on her lol but now we’re just holding your other hand so then we hold baby Jac’s other hand too, casual seance vibes accidentally sorry we’re in our emotions]

Casey: [a little lol cos yeah that would be rude to you, giant hands curse, just having a moment here all together without a care in the world for or about the fact this isn’t your child or wife ‘she’s so’ cos what are words atm truly]

Janis: [nod because truly truly huns, we have none ‘I’ll protect her’ from what or who exactly we aren’t specifying but making this promise so seriously to you right now like you know I’m not gonna be a shit mum, don’t you]

Casey: [‘I know you will’ cos we do and we do think you’re gonna be great, no bullshit or hype for hype’s sake ‘and you know I will both of you an’ all’ cos literally he could not be in this any deeper or be more serious about that at this point]

Janis: [take our other hand from this bub and put it on top of yours that’s holding hers still because we know you will and we need this ‘we’ll always be there for you’]

Casey: [‘I’ll always love you’ cos he shall and fight me anyone who is listening in ‘and her’ cos also true]

Janis: [gonna say that we hospital kiss you first ‘cos makes the most sense right now sorry, can also say our ‘me too’ more quietly ‘cos proximity as if you didn’t just kiss him on the mouth however briefly]

Casey: [yay, so glad for the return of that kiss, it’s so important, oh y’all would need even more self control not to turn it into a full one this time, RIP, at least you can still do the gentle but hot af pushing her back against the pillows, boy, because forever a mood and a moment and you do still very much need that tiny amount of distance to be forced and do your speechless ‘I-’ that I love so much]

Janis: [‘yeah’ because always agreeing to and agreeing with things when we don’t even 100% know what was gonna be said ‘cos we know we would anyway, the way you can make TOO MUCH eye contact from further apart so we’re just doing that now]

Casey: [maintaining it as always, but having to bite his lip so he doesn’t make a sound because it’s tortuous everything we wanna say and do rn and cannot]

Janis: [it so is and we’re just ‘fuck’s sake’ ing at the universe as if we have anyone to blame but ourselves, really but we’re more bemused than like FUMING because still so good to have you here despite the blatant frustration]

Casey: [‘yeah’ cos we know what we’re agreeing to and we agree 1000% but we’re also very much in the same mood, which is why we’re getting closer to you again even though we should not, just doing that fully getting into bed next to you vibe, like budge up, cos the eye contact will kill y’all if he doesn’t switch the positions up lol]

Janis: [so happily obliging, never mind the fact that the nurses will be fuming because all the more reason we don’t even need frankly ‘hey’ again as if he’s been anywhere just because you weren’t literally this close to each other]

Casey: [just fussing with her pillow and the blankets etc making sure her and this baby are comfortable as possible like such a dad ‘how are you?’ with the same energy as the hey obvs ‘would’ve brought you grapes but all that healthy bollocks were doing your head in last I heard’ cos the saucy connotations of feeding you things especially the decadent goddess vibes there but also grapes are such a hospital cliche so everybody can mind their business]

Janis: [we know you’re giving 😍 can’t help it, trying to tuck you in with us like no how are YOU ‘might’ve made an exception’ because obviously we’re both on the same page about this here ‘think they’re banned as well’ because I’m sure you’re not meant to bring people grapes now which is dumb lol but all the more reason you two would ofc]

Casey: [I definitely think they are, like flowers which would make baby Jac fuming if she wasn’t a baby as it’s her entire brand ‘hang on, I’ll go get some’ meaning this 100000% seriously because he is that bitch, literally kissing this bub on the hat/hair/head as if he’s gonna go rn immediately]

Janis: [holding onto him so he can’t get off this bed like hold on a sec ‘where’s mine’ 🥺 only time it’s acceptable to be that bitch]

Casey: [kissing her on the forehead instead of the top of her head but purely so it can be more indecently than that suggests, we all know what I’m saying here gals, doing the most we can get away with on this day and in this hospital]

Janis: [the lowkey gasp we are doing when you do this ‘miss you’ before you’ve even remotely gone]

Casey: [the blatant effect that would have on the way he is breathing also, oh you two ‘do you want me to stay?’ like that’s not super obvious]

Janis: [‘only forever’ like you can maintain anything close to a casual tone now]

Casey: [‘alright then’ sounds super casual but we know his tone is likewise not at all]

Janis: [just pressing our forehead against yours like that isn’t the riskiest behaviour right now]

Casey: [allowing it and doing it back as if it isn’t, would like to point out he has not asked where Jimothy is, the boy could appear any second for all he knows and yet here we are, just running his thumb over his bottom lip how he always does]

Janis: [we must be out of visiting hours or something ‘cos like to think we would be like oh perhaps not at some point before now because this is too blatant to be explained away to anyone lol, just trying to kiss this thumb and smile at you]

Casey: [POV you’ve just had a baby and this is happening in the bed next to you, imagine, it makes me die, the noise he would simply have to make rn, quiet but so blatant, soz everyone]

Janis: [wouldn’t know where to look frankly, clearly none of you are hardcore karens making complaints because you already could honestly ‘Casey’ fully whispering but too much being unsaid making it the most of course]

Casey: [honestly, how out of it is everyone on this labour ward, you ladies are too chill about this, gotta whisper her name back as if that’s not dangerous too with how into it you two get]

Janis: [putting a finger to his lips to shh him despite being so into how our name sounds when you say it like that]

Casey: [trying to kiss her finger the way she did to us but a moment ago obviously]

Janis: [just giving you another finger to kiss one after the other, like that’s just a thing people do nbd]

Casey: [doing it as if you couldn’t get kicked out for this cos literally have forgotten there is anyone else here]

Janis: [taking these kisses and dotting them all over our own face/neck because likewise]

Casey: [maybe we should say he does get kicked out of here, not saying you have to leave the hospital entirely, can still have that chapel moment later, I doubt they’re going to the lengths of escorting you fully out, it’d just be like sir please you’re doing the other patients heads in lol]

Janis: [that makes sense just a like get off the bed and take a walk honey kinda energy]

Casey: [yeah cos he probably is kissing her neck or about to be, so they can be like that’s quite enough thank you]

Janis: can you go kick something for the both of us

Casey: *Someone’s head in

Casey: yeah, will do

Janis: right place for it anyway

Janis: dunno who they reckon they are, don’t get paid enough to act like that

Casey: so bothered about your blood pressure but they’ll take every chance to piss you off, makes loads of sense, that

Janis: probably got some tablet they’re flogging they wanna throw at me instead

Casey: fuck’s sake

Casey: I only just got here

Janis: I know

Janis: they’ll change shift in a bit, those ones will fuck off themselves

Casey: I’ll go for a smoke til they have, let me know, like

Janis: can tick that off your bucket list, at least

Casey: bit shit without you but least you’ll get the taste off me, better than nowt til we can get you out of here

Janis: I’m kissing you when you come back

Janis: how’d they think we all ended up here anyway

Casey: we’ll both be changing our minds about the convent if they don’t steady on

Janis: nuns have more fun, letdown, girls

Casey: chuffed I went top shelf for most of your magazines now, be bored to death, else

Casey: question is do half them lasses even need their stitches or are they too into the cockblock in this place

Janis: break from their bloke and their other kids

Janis: what I’m guessing, didn’t hear none of them complaining, anyway

Casey: Don’t be giving out my number to no lasses the state of that lot, however much ear ache you get for withholding it

Janis: you should know I’m not that sort of mate by now

Casey: I know what I’d have heard if I were listening to anybody but you, and no complaints is right

Janis: 😏

Janis: I weren’t complaining either

Casey: nah, you weren’t

Janis: you know you’d have loads to hear if we could

Casey: Can you not sneak out and meet me somewhere when they change shifts

Janis: and do what with her though

Casey: I dunno, ain’t there anything they have to do with her

Janis: I don’t really know either, might have to wait ‘til someone can stay with her

Casey: point of you having a husband if he’s not even here the once he’d be useful

Janis: I do have to tell him you’re here, I suppose

Casey: that’ll be a right laugh, you gonna tell him I’m staying or what

Janis: your house too, ‘course you’re staying

Casey: he does make it more and more piss easy for you to speak for him

Janis: it’ll be fine, promise

Casey: if he bothers looking after her for long enough you can come meet me, then it’ll be worth him driving over

Janis: I need to be with you

Janis: I’ve done more hours looking after her, it’s his turn for a bit

Casey: but I’m warning you now, we come back and she’s crying, or he’s not done fuck all proper, they are gonna wanna be chucking me out again

Janis: he remembers how it’s done too, like, can’t fault him that

Casey: he better

Janis: trust me, you don’t have to him

Janis: wouldn’t leave her otherwise, no matter how bad I might wanna

Casey: ‘course, yeah, sorry

Janis: s’alright, s’endearing, pretty hot

Casey: I just

Casey: meant everything I said

Janis: I know you do

Casey: but I know you did too, she’ll be alright and knowing that she is, it can be your turn for a bit

Janis: no sharing

Janis: just me and you

Casey: Alone

Casey: I’m gonna find a place for us to go if I have to do laps of this whole bloody hospital

Janis: it was too hard not to kiss you more

Casey: and not to touch you more

Janis: not touching myself is hard

Janis: can’t stop thinking about your lips on my fingers

Casey: What happens when you need a piss, can you not say you’re desperate and do it there

Janis: don’t even start on peeing, that’s a whole thing

Janis: but I ain’t one of the lazy cows with a catheter in so yeah, I could

Casey: it’s total bollocks if you can’t think about me either, already been deprived of every fucking thing else

Janis: no one can stop me thinking about you

Casey: don’t stop then

Janis: I haven’t, for a long time

Casey: How long

Janis: longer than I should admit to

Casey: that only means you’ve gotta admit it to me

Janis: non-stop since you got me all those morning sickness cures and shit

Janis: not saying I never before then, like

Casey: I shouldn’t have made you have to chuck half of ‘em at my door

Janis: there was loads of shit we shouldn’t have, don’t matter now

Casey: I’m just really feeling all the time we wasted pissing about being dickheads right now

Janis: now you mention it

Janis: fuck you, like

Casey: more like it

Janis: what about my blood pressure

Casey: Was all my fault, have to do better than some well expensive balloons far as putting it right goes

Janis: no it weren’t

Casey: none of that, there’s no need to lie to try and make me feel better

Janis: it wasn’t, we’ve talked loads about how my life were shit

Janis: that was loads of things, and blame to go around so

Casey: blame I’m taking my share of as it goes round

Janis: *trying to take more than your share

Casey: nah, you’re too nice, trying to let me off

Janis: that’s you, like I didn’t miss my appointment and not book a new one in

Casey: she were early, what was you gonna do about that, like

Janis: all her fault, when you think about it

Casey: her shit dad’s

Janis: he can have some blame too, yeah

Casey: it’ll not stick, hard as you fancy chucking it at him, we’ve been over all that bollocks before, he don’t think he’s doing nowt wrong

Janis: it’s obvious who the bad guy is, yeah, I know that

Casey: fuck it and fuck talking about this

Janis: I don’t care, I can’t live like that anymore

Casey: you’ll not be, I’m here now

Janis: we’re doing it different from now on

Casey: us 3

Janis: yeah

Casey: Bit rude they never gave me chance to take a pic of me and my best mate matching, she’ll not get insta famous and earn her keep if they don’t leave it out

Janis: you look well cute

Janis: already fucked for a username and # for her

Casey: you don’t fancy none of the names off the top of my head then

Janis: knowing where they’ve likely come from, nah

Janis: I dunno though, too much to think about

Casey: oi, I’d not do that

Janis: 😏 only be shooting yourself in the foot, honestly

Casey: anyway, dunno what makes you think I caught half their names on their way in or out

Janis: who needs names when any vague insult will work

Casey: failing that call ‘em all lass

Janis: if you wanna sound like you’re in a Bronte novel

Janis: very romantic of you

Casey: that’ll be why it works, tah for the insight

Janis: welcome

Janis: bet you never knew they were so well read

Casey: be the school nonce’s fault, won’t it, I read none for him but he’d have had them in detention til they’d gone cover to cover

Janis: okay perv, bringing him into this ain’t gonna do nothing for me, tah

Casey: oh didn’t realise you were mad into it before I mentioned him, crack on reminiscing about every lass I’ve had through the door and forget I said owt about your old english teacher

Janis: your idea of foreplay, other lasses

Janis: that’s what I heard

Casey: it were you bringing them up

Janis: was not

Casey: was, I brought up baby names, nowt else

Janis: hmpf

Casey: What

Janis: I dunno, still pissed off they made you leave, clearly

Casey: I’ll be back in or you’ll come out and we’ll both calm down

Janis: you reckon

Janis: I’m less sure but

Casey: or get worked up different

Janis: won’t tell ‘em about it, leave the BP monitor behind

Casey: maybe you did have it right with disappointing before, that machine weren’t what got me chucked out

Janis: you wanna give me a heart attack, bit rude

Janis: you really think any of that was disappointing

Casey: if only you’d been that buzzing to see me, dunno what you was playing at not dying on the spot, like

Janis: well I apologise, try harder next time

Casey: tah very much

Janis: oh, that was a request

Casey: well demanding, you

Casey: wanna try requesting a private room and then I’ll be able to kill you piss easy

Janis: being their least favourite patient has no perks

Casey: gutted you don’t know how to behave

Janis: are you though

Casey: now I’m on this side of the door

Janis: maybe if they were nicer to me

Casey: I’ll have a word

Janis: I have to keep reminding myself you’re actually here, for real

Casey: keep an ear out for me having a go, it’s genuinely out of order how they’re treating you like you did something wrong

Janis: I know if I’d rung before the time they’d tell me not to come yet, and I didn’t know about my blood pressure so I weren’t gonna push that I needed to, I didn’t think I did

Casey: you’re not some thick kid and you shouldn’t have to have had loads of babies for them to give you credit of fuck all sense, I’m not having it

Janis: if you make ‘em feel bad, might let you back in

Casey: let’s see

Janis: go for disappointed not fuming, yeah, no point being in the shit with me over it

Casey: making dickheads who’re after more power than they’ve got work out they ain’t got any and should be the ones feeling like shit for it is 1 of the many skills on my CV, don’t worry

Janis: you ain’t a stupid kid either, I’m not

Casey: [after enough time that you’ve done that and it’s worked, come back in, boy, cos you simply could turn it around on these peeps where’s the lie]

Janis: [just following you with our eyes, grinning ‘do I need to be crying?’ when he’s close enough that we can just say that to you and not the ward like how absolutely in pieces do these nurses think I am lol]

Casey: [he is that dog sticker we used to love so much, full smug smirking emoji lol, until we’re hugging this gal as if we’ve been gone a thousand years ‘up to you, that’ in her ear like idk how happy are you to see me this time as you’re not gonna die on the spot appaz haha, falling into the shouldn’t sound as saucy as it does category, knowing what we know about how into it you both are later on, obvs doing his wiping her tears away even though she’s not crying thing because always]

Janis: [always hugging you tighter and for longer because have to ‘I am pretty gutted’ like ugh you again but the way we’re looking at you right now kills that bants right away, even if we’re smacking your hands away like get off, you ‘thanks’ more sincerely ‘cos actually getting real fed up of the attitude y’all were bringing tbh so we do appreciate that]

Casey: [literally shrugging off the thanks because he’s just that bitch and we all know he’d have done it even if they didn’t let him back in, obvs picking up this bub again like hello you must also have a hug gal and using our soft voice @ her ‘you’ll not cry either, will you?’ cos happy to see you and we do declare it do be mutual not soz that you’re a newborn and don’t actually know what’s occurring]

Janis: [‘she’s good like that’ elephant in the room that feeding is difficult and you’re gonna have to do it soon because it can be hourly in the first days, if not it’s usually about every 2 hours]

Casey: [giving the bae a look like ? what’s she’s not being good about cos he just would be able to work out what you were getting at, you two just know each other like that]

Janis: [just rolling our eyes ‘they didn’t tell you I dunno how to feed her either?’ like that should’ve been your first line of defence, gals ‘always end up doing the bottle, so far’]

Casey: [‘what’s the matter with that?’ cos genuinely, doesn’t need to be the hill you all die on ladies, as long as this child is being fed]

Janis: [just reel off the benefits of breastfeeding because there obviously are some but it’s not your fault if you’re too stressed or just cannot for whatever reason gal, deffo is stress in your case rn]

Casey: [the most unimpressed face and vibe rn at these preachy bitches ‘she’ll live, we all did’ Debbie wasn’t breastfeeding none of these children and we all know it so ‘chuck us a bottle then’ like I shall do it, cos what are they gonna do fight him, try it huns]

Janis: [‘I’m meant to give it a go still, ‘til she gets too fuming and I give up’ shrug like I better and gesturing like hand her here then]

Casey: [‘bollocks to doing both your heads in for no reason, if they really fancy having a row they can with me’ because we’re not happy rn, we be knowing you’re stressed gal]

Janis: [just get and prepare however you have to this bottle moment because you’re sure there’ll be plenty of other feeds where one of them comes along and tries to help you however well-intentioned they might genuinely be, least you can show him how to hold it so there’s no air bubbles, that’s as hard as bottle feeding gets tbh]

Casey: [just feeding this baby, fuck the haters]

Janis: [we’re watching and just thinking about how the hell we all got here lowkey, don’t mind us, remembering what he said and taking a candid photo that you can send to him]

Casey: [bringing back from the OG him just telling baby Jac how to make different drinks in a really soothing manner, like one day you’ll be able to have more options than this lol, you know damn well that he’s gonna post that photo, sis, I really hope the bub hat and whatever he’s wearing is pink cos that just makes me laugh]

Janis: [just amused like start ‘em young much ‘long as she don’t ask for [whatever we deem to be the grossest/weakest cocktail moment like don’t be lame baby Jac]’]

Casey: [shaking his head like no no she would never cos too cool bants 5ever ‘don’t want the sort of mates who’d ask for that either’ like no nerds allowed in the squad gal bringing down how cool you are]

Janis: [‘oh god, I forgot about birthday parties and sleepovers and taking her and her dickhead mates places’ like eww, parenting lol]

Casey: [‘you wanna watch yourself, little girl, well shit at driving, your mum’ cos never gonna let you live it down that you crashed the car and enough time has passed that we can be bants with it]

Janis: [😮 ‘when I’m in a hospital bed, too’ as if we’re still here regarding the crash, shaking our head like ffs]

Casey: [just nudging her with his foot again like ily really]

Janis: [‘embarrass me in front of your new mate’ like stop showing off but we’re nudging you back without jogging you or this baby]

Casey: [‘alright, when I’m done here’ like yes I shall do the most to try and make you blush/that blood pressure monitor pop off when this baby has been fed]

Janis: [‘such a pro already, yeah’ like you put me on that to-do list boy]

Casey: [‘doubt it, did you?’ like yes of course I am]

Janis: [‘not something I’d pictured for you’ ‘cos this was not how you were living even remotely, just biting the corner of our mouth]

Casey: [‘be a bit weird if you had done’ cos agreed, not how he was living remotely]

Janis: [‘weirder if I’d planned it’ like not as if we could see any of this coming]

Casey: [‘yeah’ cos none of us can say we did, not even you sir]

Janis: [‘I’m glad you’re here though’ ‘cos we are so no need to lie, just tickling this gal’s foot ‘her too’]

Casey: [a smile cos hard same ‘it’s the same now she’s out’ cos when he said that talking to her calms him when she was still a bump, we have not made that clear remotely but that’s what he means]

Janis: [‘awkward if you hated her’ but in a soft, we knew you would not ever tone because lowkey the most enthusiastic then and now ‘she’s alright’]

Casey: [‘Dunno how anybody could’ full shade at Jimothy, not saying you hate her but the lack of enthuasiasm has been noted many times over ‘she’s the best’ cos not soz we just love this bub bye]

Janis: [‘sorry I didn’t leave her here like I said’ like you can’t just steal her now I’m afraid]

Casey: [‘have a job to do it together if you had though’ because we’re a team here gal, again not soz]

Janis: [‘you know I’d love you even if you were shit at it’ we mean it’s a separate issue and we aren’t just doing this with you because of this general mess here but not gonna put that all out like that right now]

Casey: [‘but you’d not have to put up with it for long, what kind of dickhead’ cos we mean we love you so much that even if we were shit we’d put the effort in, because sorry but if you love someone you can’t just ignore the fact they have a child or lowkey anyone who’s really important to them so]

Janis: [shrug because we can’t help but feel this is a lot because it is but that’s also not not correct so we’re leaving that there ‘it’s gonna be hard’ just as a statement ‘cos duh]

Casey: [a shrug back because it will be and we know that but also we can’t help but feel like it’s been really hard up to now and it lowkey won’t be worse cos at least y’all are doing it together this time and on the same page]

Janis: [shrugging more just to be silly with it otherwise we’ll just be shrugging back and forth here]

Casey: [‘you gonna kiss me or what?’ cos she said she was gonna when he came back in and we’ve not forgotten that]

Janis: [when we have forgotten haha like oh yeah but then looking at this baby being fed like probably finish that first so we just kiss your cheek as if that’s what we meant]

Casey: [gotta smile, can’t not, but also have to affectionately take the piss always ‘I get it, you don’t want no more trouble’ like she’s scared of these nurses and that’s why lol]

Janis: [‘rude to do it when your hands are full’ like excuse you, more trouble is exactly what I want lol]

Casey: [‘so I put her down and?’ like oh yeah, what are you gonna do gal]

Janis: [‘and pick me up instead’ like that’s obvious]

Casey: [‘if I didn’t know better I’d reckon you was starting to like it here’ with a look at this blood pressure monitor because it’s as obvious once y’all start you’ll just get more and more extra and they’ll never discharge you if you don’t calm down gal, but we’re saucy about it not concerned]

Janis: [‘as much privacy as at home’ like there’s less people there but won’t be alone, not acknowledging just how checked out Jimothy is but the point is we wanna be alone with you and we’re only gonna get so many opportunities]

Casey: [‘let’s extend your stay then’ because okay if you’re greenlighting me to be extra af right here right now then I’m doing the same for you, truly we all know this boy has no shame and there are no fucks given about where they are remotely]

Janis: [😈 face like alright then and flagging down a nurse like oh hey I wanna have a freshen up and change is it alright if we shut the curtains for a bit because cannot refuse you privacy ultimately so thanks hun bye, doing a mini bow like there you go ‘easy’]

Casey: [have gotta say he’s done with this bub so he can actually put her down and then pick this gal up off this bed enough that he can get in under her and then put her back down in his lap in such a hot choreographed lil move how he do, still holding onto her so tightly obvs because not putting you down ever now that he’s picked you up is the entire vibe]

Janis: [the LOOK we have to give you from this position before we go in and kiss you properly for the first time casually, not at all dying here]

Casey: [returning both the look and the kiss as intensely ofc, and he’s clearly equally dying because the fact you two haven’t kissed yet actually sends me, we really did cockblock you that hard]

Janis: [going to have to let you just kiss for a really long time because truly, like the amount you did do IRL and online was a lot but you never actually technically did anything in person that you couldn’t sorta explain away if you had to in a court of law lmao ‘I don’t wanna ever stop’ because truly the energy of how intense this kiss is]

Casey: [how little physical contact you’ve had with each other before this point is honestly iconic, so yes, enjoy your really long and intense af makeout sesh, which I will keep going by doing his signature hair pull into another kiss like don’t ever stop then thank you]

Janis: [trying to keep all our reactions vaguely quiet here because you have to try even though hospitals are quite loud by default, but the reaction to the hair pull would be our loudest thus far, doesn’t need to be said that clearly all of this would result in you moving in his lap that’s the whole reason for this position]

Casey: [likewise please do have some chill, boy, in keeping your responses quiet-ish, until the one in direct response to hers post hair pull which is thankfully gonna be muffed by the kiss that followed it because yeah, you’re both very into that, we know, but it’s the first time y’all are experiencing it]

Janis: [can bite your lip in response and to also give you another first here because so many to come lads]

Casey: [all the firsts please and thank you, even though it would be killing him haha, gonna do it back but so much softer because not leaving any marks is just an unspoken rule forever that we don’t even need to acknowledge]

Janis: [keep opening our eyes shamelessly ‘cos still unreal that it’s you and we don’t care, we wanna see your reactions]

Casey: [no judgement hun, he would too if he could he’s just dying too hard, gonna let him kiss your neck because you were interrupted earlier when he got thrown out, even though he’ll have to have so much self control not to literally cover her in lovebites rn, he can at least look at her a bit then]

Janis: [you can feel all the noises we’re not allowed to fully let out here, gripping onto you even harder like okay now you don’t ever stop thank you ‘could’ve been doing this the whole time’]

Casey: [blatantly moving to kiss her throat when she speaks because it’s his forever kink we all know this and down to her collarbone too because why not obvs we don’t ever wanna stop either ‘should’ve’ like a * correction]

Janis: [turning the blatant moan we have to do into a noise of agreement like yes, definitely should’ve because we’re always into it, we have to copy you ‘cos did say we wanted to bite your adam’s apple so we will, gently for now]

Casey: [the NOISE sis, not soz to everyone who may have heard it because that would just be the hottest thing anyone has ever done to him to date and there is simply no stopping it, but soz a lil bit that he literally could not be holding you tighter atm]

Janis: [so obviously buzzing you liked that because we did, smiling at you so big before kissing you some more like it isn’t too late to shut him up because we’re both carried away now ‘go on, where do you want me to bite you next?’]

Casey: [just kiss her wherever you’d like that to be, somewhere on your neck probably because it’s v blatant, but doing it so softly for the contrast]

Janis: [‘you’re so gentle’ because we aren’t about to be ‘cos we don’t have to, just ramping it up ‘cos we wanna leave a bruise]

Casey: [biting his own lip SO hard to not be letting out the most indecent moan because have to spare this hospital that ‘with you’ like you probably didn’t just see me almost chew my own lip off cos you were a bit busy but here we are]

Janis: [‘don’t hurt yourself’ and doing kiss it better kind of kisses on your lip right now]

Casey: [absolutely has stopped breathing because that is just too much ‘I ain’t worried about surviving that’ like gal do not get it twisted you’re the one who is killing me here ok, running his fingers through her hair as she does kiss him though and making sure to get her scalp with his nails because that feels so nice]

Janis: [sighing because it do and we’re heavily touch starved so literally everything does ‘I just missed you so much’ like sorry, I cannot have chill ‘it’s been forever’ laying on him casually, somehow getting closer as per]

Casey: [keep playing with her hair obvs cos he could and would do that forever, but also lightly running his nails over the back of her neck as well because that also feels nice ‘I missed you too’ of course it’s just too true not to say]

Janis: [‘you came back for me’ closing our eyes and just enjoying this moment ‘we’re gonna take care of each other’]

Casey: [‘I love you’ like duh, of course I came back and obvs I’ll take care of you and let you also take care of me]

Janis: [positioning your arms around us so we’re fully cocooned here ‘I love you’ keeping hold of your hands resting them on our stomach, rip bump]

Casey: [have to kiss the top of her head again when we’re in the cocooning moment and also has to just fully run his hands over her stomach the way he did when it was a bump]

Janis: [‘it’s weird to not feel her moving’ ‘cos I’ve never heard anyone say but it must be strange to go from it being a constant to not, looking over at this gal in her cot like hello miss]

Casey: [‘yeah, not kicked us once today’ like how dare you and also we see you feeling less brave now you’re out in the real world bub, but we’re saying this pisstake with such love and affection]

Janis: [‘give her time’ like toddlers are nightmarish, won’t be long lol lol, giving him a fake little smack on the arm like if you’re missing the drama I can provide]

Casey: [‘state of me when she starts biting an’ all’ for the taking after you bants and general lols, but we know you were so here for it when the bae did it a sec ago and aren’t over it sir that’s why you’re really bringing it up]

Janis: [😏🥰 from here at being reminded ‘only be able to reach your ankles’ like I’ll have loads of skin left just for me, reiterating this point by touching you places we could possibly wanna bite you next]

Casey: [‘if I don’t pick her up’ and pulling you even closer to us to make the point that we don’t intend to have put you down by then or lowkey ever]

Janis: [‘you could hold us both’ the could being highlighted by us kissing, the licking, then biting your bicep like you’re strong but you’re gonna want it to just be me right now okay]

Casey: [saying her name with such feeling cos he do very much only want it to just be her rn no offense baby Jac]

Janis: [saying yours back with equal because a novelty that’s not about to wear off any time soon]

Casey: [another eager hair pull into a kiss we desperately need to stop himself v loudly reacting to how much he liked hearing her say that]

Janis: [‘fuck’ muffled by this kiss because likewise, it’s all too much and there’s going to need to be a nurse being like you okay in there in a sec to stop y’all]

Casey: [honestly, how hardcore this kiss would be and the way y’all would be moving, nosey nurse, come through before this goes way too far]

Janis: [we can say it’s not long until visiting hours so as pissed off as we’ll be it’s also very good you were stopped lmao]

Casey: [you’re welcome for your husband not walking in on that hun, and you can still quickly get changed like you said you wanted to and he can just watch you how he likes to do so]

Janis: [the way the people at this hospital know far too much of your business and you gotta walk awayayay lmao]

Casey: [my fave thing about this is the fact there is no gap between this bub and your next one so you know damn well some of these nurses will still be working there and be absolutely living because of all the drama, but for now go and take a walk to the vending machines to get tea, boy, because you’re too visibly turned on and you’ve gotta take a sec and calm down before your brother gets here]

Janis: [we’re giving the best gossip to y’all truly]

Janis: 🥺

Janis: bright side, when he gets here, we can go

Casey: But where

Janis: anywhere we’ll be left alone 5 minutes

Janis: oh, I’ve got an idea 💡

Casey: go on

Janis: meant to be calming you down right now

Casey: fuck that, I’d put money on him showing up early, he’ll probably be walking in before I get chance to bring this tea back, tell me

Janis: 💒

Casey: takes the piss that I didn’t guess, one track mind, you

Janis: pretend that you’re fuming, like

Janis: and it’s not your favourite idea I’ve ever had 🙏🙌

Casey: only fuming we’re not already there

Janis: that’s more like it

Casey: cross your fingers nobody’s nan who had her own massive boner for praying is about to die

Janis: have to block the door/prayers, soz

Casey: *not soz

Janis: I’ll put a word in for ‘em, cover the whole hospital

Casey: so generous, like

Janis: you’ll see

Casey: soon, yeah

Janis: do you wanna see him or nah

Casey: What would I wanna see him for

Janis: you don’t have to

Casey: do you want me there or out the way

Janis: up to you, it’s going to be what it is whenever we do it

Casey: nah, it’s up to you if you can hack being alone with him before you properly are with me

Janis: I can do it

Casey: weren’t questioning that, but you don’t have to either, I’ll be there if you like

Janis: do you think they’ll let me leave soon

Janis: ‘cos if you wanna come home with us, gonna need to see you’re here

Casey: I can ask, might be chuffed to be rid of the lot of us

Janis: probably

Janis: we’re clearly both fine, what’s the point pissing about here

Casey: it’s a bed they can have back, be doing them a favour by not hanging about how loads of the other lasses’ll be after doing, dunno why you’re not their fave, behaving well as that

Janis: as obvious they like having us about to look at

Janis: I’ll pinky promise to keep trying to feed her, health visitor be ‘round soon enough to have a go as well

Casey: can’t blame them, feels like ages since I’ve had a look at you

Casey: don’t worry, I’ll get her to calm herself down an’ all if she starts

Janis: I miss you too, keep looking at the photo of yous

Casey: be there in a sec, you can keep looking at me, make up for the shit tea

Janis: it’s like they don’t even want me to get better 😏

Casey: or they want me to have to smuggle everything in from outside, really keep the prison vibes up

Janis: least being treated like shit is par for the course then

Janis: still too butch to be a girl though, mate

Casey: it’s like you want me to crossdress, nice try, mate

Janis: hospital gown is doing no one any favours, you can wait ‘til you can wear something nicer, don’t worry

Casey: I dunno about that, neither of us would be short of mates for wearing one

Janis: been dressed in a bin bag for the point, not very original, these fashion types

Casey: what page of what magazine can I find that on

Janis: 😂 it was ages ago and you didn’t see it then for good reason, obvs

Casey: 💔

Casey: [come through with this tea so you can be doing an OTT pout about it obvs]

Janis: [‘be a better stalker’ like you’ve let yourself down boy but we are STARING at your lips clearly because rudely interrupted, still not over it]

Casey: [must do his first hospital kiss ™️ as he hands her this tea because likewise are not over it remotely and we see where you’re looking gal but cannot let it linger or you’ll both get too carried away again]

Janis: [you cannot, clearly Jimmy will be here soon so you both need to calm down and sip your tea, we’re never not reacting so dramatically though, can’t help it]

Casey: [drink your tea and find some chill please even though it probably tastes grim but at least that means you can pull silly faces about it like a nerd]

Janis: [acting like it’s absolutely vile here ‘get better in prison’ because really, get your own kettle too, serve diva]

Casey: [‘go on then, what crime you committing?’ like yes it’s that bad take us to prison rn immediately]

Janis: [looking ‘round as we sip, weighing up our options ‘not stealing none of these kids’ like already got the best one, soz gals ‘guess I’ll secure my next fix, you?’ 😏]

Casey: [‘ain’t a joke when it’s me’ like we can’t even make one the way we’ve been so close to going to prison of late, but shrugging like it’s so casual and we’re so fine]

Janis: [reaching out and squeezing his shoulder/hand/leg whatever would make sense for the position and what you’re both doing in the moment ‘that’s why you’re gonna stop being a total dickhead all the time’ said in that faux-sincere way like it is bants but it’s actually sincere we’re just not trying to bring drama to this]

Casey: [‘some of the time’ like it’s a bants * but he’s looking at her and doing a sincere lil nod like yep]

Janis: [‘just with me’ because we like that kind of dickhead and we balance each other out alright is the vibe]

Casey: [giving her a squeeze wherever she did him a second ago because agreed]

Janis: [oh we just love you so much, don’t even know what to do with ourselves rn]

Casey: [just flicking through one of the magazines he brought in case she wants to brag until he finds her and doing the biggest heart eyes as he looks from her rn to these pics cos likewise so in love]

Janis: [‘still reckon I’ll never get my career back?’ like he’s looking you up and down appraising you rn because otherwise we’ll be 😳]

Casey: [‘when were I meant to have reckoned that?’ like I would never say such a thing excuse you]

Janis: [a face like you definitely said that at some point boy but in amusement not actual offence]

Casey: [a face like no I did not, also amused, as we point that one of the pics here like how could I ‘look at you’ genuinely so like omg in love about it]

Janis: [we are just fully blushing now ‘don’t take the piss’ as if he is at all or we think that]

Casey: [shaking his head in sheer disbelief ‘couldn’t get you looking a dickhead hard as they tried, fuck’s sake’ cos model vibes do be wild as we all know and she still looks great somehow which is frankly rude]

Janis: [my boo says I know all too well lmao but truly, they’re not here to make you look cool but we still managed it somehow ‘money won’t hurt now’ because truly x2]

Casey: [your future child is not at all managing it but don’t get me started, what’s important here is this boy do be reaching out to cup her lil blushing cheeks as though Jimothy isn’t likely to appear at any moment]

Janis: [when you’re so lowkey embarrassed about the whole modelling thing ‘cos it is the type of thing people would just be jealous of so you’re not really discussing it with anyone, using your head to gently push away his hands rn]

Casey: [just doing the their foreheads touching thing like hey I’m soz cos was not trying to embarrass you honestly, just are in awe of how great you are]

Janis: [‘it’s just-’ but we can’t verbalise how much we can talk to you about anything and everything and you get it, one because we simply can't and two because there is not time ‘-you don’t make me feel like shit for nothing’]

Casey: [brushing some of her hair out of her face so tenderly while we wait for her to finish that sentence if she is going to ‘none of it is owt you’ve gotta feel like shit for’ cos it cannot be overstated how true he thinks that is and how great we think she is in a not at all patronising way, just looking at her like I’m so proud of you without having to actually say it and embarrass her again]

Janis: [just staring at you with all the love in the world, gonna have to hug you insanely hard because you can hug him and if you attempt any kiss right now it will not be chill or over quick enough so hide that face in his neck ‘I wanna be with you’]

Casey: [the way that hug would turn into him just trying to pick her up and carry her away without him even realising cos that’s how much he wants to be with her rn and always too, literally have to put her down sir, SUCH a frustrated noise cos it’s beyond unfair they can’t just go now ‘he’ll be here in a bit and then’]

Janis: [our pout is matching it, we’re so fussy ‘then we can be together’ all the meanings because yep]

Casey: [playing with her pouty bottom lip because you’re not allowed to kiss rn, it’s too risky, but letting her know we would if we could]

Janis: [the way we just wanna run rn and will want to immediately as soon as he’s here and we’re making that as obvious as we can without saying it, all the eye contact ever]

Casey: [pushing her away from us cos can’t deal except not at all actually because we can’t deal with there being any distance between the two of you either, so it’s more like he’s just got his hand on her and is leaving it there until we use it pull her even closer to us than she originally was like no don’t go thank you despite the fact she barely if at all moved]

Janis: [when we are pulled in even closer, taking the time to be in your ear ‘don’t make me’ do we mean leave or stay here and see our husband or what, who knows but we are CLINGING to you like this is sensible at all ‘cos can’t not until we are once again literally interrupted]

Casey: [gonna have the baby cry and interrupt you eventually because she did get fed so it’s feasible she needs a nappy change and he can just be doing that when Jimothy arrives like everything’s so casual and fine instead of her husband having to walk in on y’all being extra as hell, but the way he’d untangle himself SO gently from her to get up and sort this baby out makes me emotional honestly, just whispering ‘it’s okay’ to her as he does]

Janis: [just get your shit ready ‘cos we know your excuse is needing a shower, trying to do anything that isn’t look over at him until Jimothy is here and we can update you on what you missed which is not much]

Casey: [oh the awks, it’s making me cringe to think about, plus I just know Jimothy is gonna take this baby off his brother/take over immediately cos he’s that bitch and also the dad so yeah okay it is his right but I’m sad about it nonetheless]

Janis: [sending Casey off to do whatever ‘cos it’s honestly irrelevant to you Jimothy and asking you to talk to the nurses whilst we ‘shower’ ‘cos obviously we don’t talk to them ever y’all have offended us, you will probably have to stay and talk to him for slightly longer so you’re not immediately running gal]

Casey: [literally, he could be going for a smoke or to the canteen or anywhere cos nobody is expecting him to stick around and have a chat with his brother, it’d be weirder if he did attempt that, soz that you can’t run off asap gal cos that will not be fun but]

Janis: save me a seat

Casey: If there’s other dickheads sat about in there, fuck knows where we’re gonna go, be carrying you out to the car

Janis: sure we could make ‘em leave

Janis: but it’s not like I need my hand stamped to get back in, that’ll be doable

Casey: I get it, you wanna tell someone to piss off and you can’t no nurse til you’re out the door for real, alright, that there’ll be your chance to crack on, girl, I’ll not say or do nothing

Janis: I don’t like the sound of you saying or doing nothing

Janis: nope, definitely go with your plan instead

Casey: steady on, only as far as letting you get stuck into starting your own row

Janis: haven’t forgot how, don’t think

Casey: course you’ve not

Janis: if I had to hear one of those middle-aged cows tell me to mind my blood pressure for telling them where to go though

Janis: not gonna do anyone any favours, least of all them

Casey: I dunno, might do me one if I’m about to hear it

Janis: 😏 beats when I’m mardy at you, yeah

Casey: don’t always mind that, like

Janis: might know what you mean

Janis: don’t know if I can bring myself to pretend to be mad at you right now though

Casey: not right now, we’ve got loads of time, and I bet it won’t take ages for you to be actually fed up with me for some bollocks, you’ll have no need to fake it

Janis: don’t sound too sure, might think you’re planning it

Casey: Oi, who you calling a wind up

Casey: don’t sound like me at all, that

Janis: never

Janis: couldn’t be half the wind up the world is being lately

Casey: I ain’t accepting that challenge, tah

Janis: I’m nearly done here

Casey: Good, come here

Janis: ask nicer and I’ll not get lost on my way

Casey: you’re not gonna just leave me here on my own, it’d be loads ruder

Janis: yeah, to me

Casey: and me

Janis: more to me, I’m pretty sure

Casey: are you

Janis: yep

Janis: I want you more

Casey: go on then, now you’re not in labour no more, what are you gonna use as your excuse for why you reckon you do

Janis: no excuses, I know how I feel

Casey: you should know how I feel

Janis: okay, show me

Casey: I have done and I will do

Janis: I’m gonna make you cum, for real

Casey: I want you so fucking much

Janis: We need this

Casey: I said come here

Janis: [do, however many minutes it takes to excuse yourself and find this chapel moment]

Casey: [do we wanna keep the old vibe or is there anything you wanna do different?]

Janis: [it probably still stands but maybe you will actually wanna penetrate lack of a better word lol ‘cos you’ve kinda done things close to this vibe before now? Idk, we could say you don’t have the time still ‘cos can’t ‘shower’ for ages here esp. as you’re trying to leave]

Casey: [yeah that was my thought cos we’ve cockblocked you ridiculously for an age by now, so realistically you probably would just go all in, even though you’ll have to be quick about it cos she does also have to actually go shower lol]

Janis: [it’s a vibe, you’re gonna have a sesh when you get home, there’s no way this wouldn’t be the most intense quickie of all time]

Casey: [y’all deserve it, the frustration and feels are too high to not, and we absolutely have to bring back him accidentally making her milk come through cos that was a mood and a moment]

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