Medic: *Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside Heavy's window*
Scout: OH my God, Yes!
Medic: *Yelling up* Nein! Tell Heavy!
Scout: Heavy! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!
Is Scout being genuine or just messing with them? Who knows~
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Maxie draws Angel
Angel: I sat here and posed for like 10 minutes let me see the product
5 year old Maxie: *picks up the paper sniffling*
Angel: *looks at the drawing* Is that me?
5 year old Maxie sniffling and on the verge of crying: *nods*
Angel trying his best not to laugh: No no it's nice it's so nice, oh I've never.. I've never looked better!
Husk: *laughing in the background*
Angel: Ooh where were you, where were you when it was time for senior photos?
5 year old Maxie about to cry: Papa I don't think it looks good!
Angel: it is fantastic, just tell ok! You know what? I've never seen nothing like this before I just want you to just keep up keep it up ok?
5 year old Maxie crying: Why was daddy laughing?
Angel: Daddy don't know what he's doing anyway! That's how you say that's a great drawing in French!
Husk: *wheezing*
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Sally: *staring at the sky* S-So, yeah, she d-dumped me!
Wally: Why are you looking up?
Sally: I need to cry but MY FOUNDATION WAS FORTY-EIGHT DOLLARS!
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Y/N: Open up
Soap: *starts talking about his shitty life*
Y/N: No! Open the fucking door-
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Drolta: Hey, Im lesbian.
Olrox:..I thought you were Egyptian?
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Dick: When trouble calls we will be there. It just might take a while
(Cut to Dick and Tim in the Batmobile... in traffic)
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Gloria: *reading her Sobble a children’s book* The Milktank goes MOO! The Butterfree don’t say nothin’. Tepig says “You have the right to remain silent!”
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Henry: Hey Hey Justin Guess what
Justin: What?
Henry: *Does the whip and nae nae*
Justin:…….I WILL HURT YOU *Runs After Him*
Henry: AH SH*T *Runs*
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More Vine inspired shenanigans ^-^
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marks doing fine
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Medic: *scrambling during a match* I am currently running on two hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts and an oreo. And I am ready to fight God...
Medic: O R B E C O M E H I M !
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Angel reading to baby Maxie: The cow says “moo”, butterfly don't say nothing, pig says “you have the right to remain silent”!
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Eddie: *to Poppy* Can I get a waffle?
Frank/Sally: *loudly fighting in the background*
Eddie: *yelling to be heard over the crashing* Can I please get a waffle?!
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Karenn: Hey Bro. What do you want to eat ?
Erika's deamon side: The souls of the innocent
Erika: A bagel
Erika's deamon side: No !
Erika: Two bagels
(Yes they call themselves "Bro", deal with it !)
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Richter: Hey, you ok?
Mizrak: Yeah. Just lately, I haven't been thinking straight.
Mizrak: *Internally* Balls. Olrox and I holding hands. Dick. Olrox sucking the blood off my -
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Captain America: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book
(Captain America plays a note on the piano)
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