It might look like those shadow-casters are hogging all the limelight, but don't worry, the universe is just letting them have a taste of your high-flying lifestyle. You're vibing on such a stratospheric frequency that most can only daydream about. But hey, don't shed a tear for them when their knock-off sparkle fizzles out and they take a nosedive back to square one. Whether they stick the landing out of spite or crash and burn, save your sympathies. They weren't exactly sending you thank-you cards when they thought they'd hijacked your glow. Take comfort in the fact that they'll be forever chasing the buzz of your awesomeness they once sneakily sampled, crumbling a little more with each flop. The universe has got your back, especially if you're the real deal with a heart of gold.

So marketing wise this may have been a disastrous fumble on my part for having ordered.... This is is like 20 years too late to be cool but like, as a Bleach fan, how could I not? And they're strawberry flavour

You don't 💋

the way i eat jelly beans is a combination of a demon lord eating human souls, and kirby

Some of you might need to hear this man talk and see how adorable he is when he blushes so that you can have a nice day. You’re welcome. Be well!

“A woman has to live her life or live to repent not having lived it.” | D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover |

CHERRY POPPIN’ DADDIES - GOD IS A SPIDER

I find something super mesmerizing about this...

I don't know...some days, if you're going to make it through, you just have to Google "Impossibly hot Alan Rickman", and roll with the results...